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So, we're brainstorming ideas for the new Prince Eric movie. Should we put a woman in it and make her gay, or try something different from the recent Indiana Jones approach? Forget Indiana Jones. Let's just put a woman in it and make her gay, right? Kathleen Kennedy's on the Bambi set, messing things up. Diverse woman? King deer? Bambi's a baby. Screw baby deer. I want a chicken and make her gay. I sent Kennedy to Spago for lunch and she ordered linguine and clam sauce. I told them to put a chicken in it and make her gay and lame. The chef didn't understand, but I want a gay, lame chicken in linguine!

Their house looks good. I love podcasts. Oh, I'm so sorry! I wasn't looking. Gravity's Rainbow is my favorite book. I'm Charlie. I'm Ben. Would you ever watch where you're going? You charged into me like a rhino! It's November; shouldn't you be with the Halloween decorations? What are you listening to? A podcast on how to be less of a coward? You have something in your hair—oh, it's a rat. I thought I was unlucky in love. Hi, I had to draw you; I call it "getting hit by a garbage truck." Most lesbians are fans. You can say my music sucks. At least you know who I am. We're on SNL! You're like 6'7" with the confidence of a 52-year-old. We're way more brat than you—brat stands for being really awesome together. Good day!

You turned 30! How was the party? I wasn't invited. Actually, you were invited. Last time I was on the show, you mentioned not being invited, but I didn't know you wanted to come. Who wouldn't want to be invited to a party? I didn't realize you liked me. Of course I like you! You've been on the show many times. I did invite you, but you didn't come. This time you invited me? Are you sure? Yes, ask Jonathan, your producer. I wasn't invited either. Why didn't I go? I don't know.

I like your car. Thanks! To be the best, you gotta drive the best. How much did it cost? Surprisingly affordable. Drag race? You win. Oh no, I lost all my candy. How did you not see a 50-foot trail?

A couple of 17-year-olds spotted you on a plane and sent a note on a barf bag. Have you seen it? That's me! I remember this. Someone asked if I knew the person who sent the note because they mentioned I played Death on Family Guy. They wrote something like, "It's good to have Death on the plane." Oh, that’s not the best thing to say! Yeah, they got in trouble for it. That's probably what happened.

Get a rainbow! I'm like a guy. Angry Michael, I’ll call the cops. You won’t do anything. I just stepped on your jacket, Michael. What’s up with that? It’s crazy. What do you think of Michael Jackson, people? You look alike!

Here's your DNA test. We sent it to the lab and got the results back immediately. Look at this: European, Siberian, East Asian. Wait a minute... 97.7% Jewish. Are you Jewish? Yes? You're in a room full of Jewish people. Are you scared? No? Welcome to Hollywood! I went to Katz Deli when I was in New York. It's really good. Look around the room - everyone here is Jewish. It's crazy, right? How do you feel about all this? I've always loved the world.

You were right, I couldn't say much. You got the most screenshot. This will be the best film you've ever made.

Hey Hollywood, you've been infiltrated by the devil, but are you ready to be infiltrated by the ghost?

What did you bring into the studio? Are you sick? I was worried about you. I can't give you herpes, but honestly, having it would be one less worry. Imagine checking that off your list. It’s like having chicken pox. Those commercials make it look adventurous, like skydiving or kayaking. Some people don’t realize that life can actually improve with herpes. You don’t have to wonder if someone has it anymore. For the record, I don’t have herpes, and neither do you. It’s just a funny topic. I’ve never kissed someone with a cold sore; I just can’t do it. What’s up? Where are we headed next?

I'm smiling at you, do you have phlegm? Join in, kids. This is my college roommate from T Lakehead. We're Lakers. We're wearing...

Well, the guy's here to fix your gold faucet. Send him in. This place looks extravagant. Hey, treat me with respect in my office. Who decorated this, Saddam Hussein? This is classy, and that painting has helped me a lot. I didn’t know gay guys liked tiger paintings. You’ve crossed the line; I’ve killed before. Looks like you killed a squirrel for your hair. Your hair looks like mine! Mine’s intentional; I’m a janitor. You’ve got guts; you’re not afraid of me. I live simply, but I have a great sword collection and free cable. Aren’t you happy with your money and decorations? I’d love a life of leisure, but the city would collapse. Wait, you look just like me! Let’s trade places for a month. Really? Absolutely! So, they exchanged identities, with the prince disguised as a janitor. Now, let’s see if Carl can tell the difference. Can I help you, sir? Look at this janitor. Ew, disgusting! He doesn’t suspect a thing.

Go see your son! Is that my son? Oh my god! How are you feeling? I'm alright. Welcome to the world! We're getting you out of here. So many people want to see you right now. You have no idea what's going on. You're famous! Get ready for this. What a day we've had! Say hi to everyone. How long have you been down? Two years, one month, and four days. You're free? Yep. How does it feel? Amazing! What do you want to say to the world? Get out of here before I get present. Present sucks.

We did it. You were right. You were right. I I couldn't say much. Just have to wash my tongue. Chair. Oh my god. Is this not gonna be the best film you've ever made in your life? That's it. Hell yeah. Hell yeah? Hell yeah. Wait. You weren't recording, were you? I'll delete that shit. But I didn't record you or me. It was just voices.

We did it! You were right, I couldn't say much. Is this not going to be the best film ever? Hell yeah! Are you recording?

We succeeded! I tried to tell you, but I couldn't say much. You were right, you just need to wash my shirt. This film is going to be the best one you've ever made, without a doubt. Thank you for recording, I'll delete it. By the way, I didn't record you earlier.

Sam, you've been quiet. Can you share something? My phone battery drains quickly, and it’s frustrating. That seems trivial. I felt my vote didn’t count on Tuesday. Is that about The Voice? I lost a family member recently, which is tough. I got locked out of my Tubi account, and my mom’s name is Tubi. That’s a grief gasm. I just had one, and my phone’s dying. Catherine, do you want to share? My dog died, and it hit me hard because I adopted him during a tough time. Samuel, let her speak. I’m sober, but I bought a bottle of booze last Saturday and can’t stop staring at it. Just let her talk. I have my own trauma; my wife exploded on Christmas Eve. That’s the most boring story ever.

Can you spank me really hard? No, wait, with my underwear on! You've been a bad boy, so I have to spank you. Vitali, come here! Oh, wow! We're flying! Congratulations, you wanted Vitali, and I'm here. How are you? David, your grand wife! We have a game show right now, a five-level game show. Where are you going? I'm leaving. You're leaving? The cops are outside.

I kidnapped you because there was no other way to get you. You're in Canada, so I can't send or touch you. It's not flattering, it's scary. Good night. Thank you. Bye.

I saw this spot first! You wish. I swear on my mother! I don't care. My mother is dead. Shame on you. Ugh, I hate this guy. I don't want to see that. These guys like it, though. Shut up! I need this spot; I'm handicapped. That's bull. My blood pressure is high! You're lying. I'm super Christian! Screw you! Don't do two at once. Sorry, it's a habit. Come on, it's almost Christmas! I'm not Scrooge; I have a good heart. Ho ho ho! I didn't know what else to do. If you won't listen to me, maybe you'll listen to my wife. I don't see a wife. Get away, or I will kill you! The spot is all yours, sir. Happy holidays!

We were discussing ideas for the new Prince Eric movie. Let's make the main character gay and include a diverse woman. Forget about Indiana Jones. Put a chicken in the linguine and make her gay. And make sure it's lame.

Have you ever met Saka? We've talked a lot about him. Have you ever met him? He is the worst.

I can't believe we're back here. Does anyone even remember what happened last time? Is something wrong? It's not working. No good? Nothing is happening. There we go! Oh my god! Oh boy, so good! This one's real. Yes! Yes! Yes! Lunch and a show. How about that? That *is* a sandwich! How about she's hot right now? Am I competing with the condiments?

Thanks for having me, Colin. By the way, my eyes are down here. So, I’m glad about the ruling in the UK that makes bald jokes off-limits. I’m tired of them! I’ve heard all the jokes, like how my head looks like an old spice deodorant when I wear a red turtleneck. Once, during jury duty with other bald men, the defendant joked we looked like a carton of eggs. And yes, I lotion my head because it gets dry. You probably make insensitive jokes, like asking if the carpet matches the drapes. No, it’s actually quite hairy down there! All this talk is making me sweaty. I dare you to laugh! By the way, I’m also impotent. Don’t laugh. Just go away.

Hey, Michael. So, what are you? I know what I am and don’t need to explain. Who’s controlling you? Everyone’s obsessed with me—UFOs, military, or SNL promo. I'm just hovering over homes, filming. Why is that threatening? Why am I in New Jersey? Because it has beautiful nature and good schools. People live there, so respect that. Everyone’s paranoid with wild theories. Ask your government—they say these sightings are just manned aircraft. What’s with the obsession over whether I’m manned? I can get a man anytime. You want to know who I prefer? Helicopters. They’re like me but bigger and louder. I feel like a villain, reflecting society’s anxieties. But fine, I’ll embrace it.