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Their house looks good. I love podcasts. Oh, I'm so sorry! I wasn't looking. Gravity's Rainbow is my favorite book. I'm Charlie. I'm Ben. Would you ever watch where you're going? You charged into me like a rhino! It's November; shouldn't you be with the Halloween decorations? What are you listening to? A podcast on how to be less of a coward? You have something in your hair—oh, it's a rat. I thought I was unlucky in love. Hi, I had to draw you; I call it "getting hit by a garbage truck." Most lesbians are fans. You can say my music sucks. At least you know who I am. We're on SNL! You're like 6'7" with the confidence of a 52-year-old. We're way more brat than you—brat stands for being really awesome together. Good day!

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You turned 30! How was the party? I wasn't invited. Actually, you were invited. Last time I was on the show, you mentioned not being invited, but I didn't know you wanted to come. Who wouldn't want to be invited to a party? I didn't realize you liked me. Of course I like you! You've been on the show many times. I did invite you, but you didn't come. This time you invited me? Are you sure? Yes, ask Jonathan, your producer. I wasn't invited either. Why didn't I go? I don't know.

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Come on in! It's no big deal, just come into your own house. Whose house is it? It's mine! So come on in and have fun. You've had enough, haven't you? What the shit? Okay.

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Sooner or later, you're gonna be hanging around and want my cooking again. You're gonna knock on my door; you've done it before. I expected you exactly then. You ain't gonna get it. You managed to come calling on bacon day and towed in three or four measly little pieces of firewood. Some folks does the work while others just visit, sitting around quittling and telling stories like Burr Fox and Burr Rabbit. Stick his nose in this hair picture, and we have Burr Rabbit stew. There never was a better cook in DJ parks than nowhere else. You ain't pulling no wool over my eyes.

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Fishing's canceled; I've got a colonoscopy. My party? A total flop. But hey, everyone's finally here! It's a cul-de-sac party – think of the spears as invitations. We've got a leaf blower, a lawnmower that doubles as a smoker (I spent a fortune on it!), and plenty of Bud Light. It's a full-on, custom-built party machine. The only problem? The HOA's already on my case!

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It's been a tough time, but we're ready to help you out. You lost your honey wagon while in the big house, but we can get you set up for just $1.30 a month. What are you talking about, J Rock? Can you just be straightforward? I wish I could do more, but things are tight. Tyrone, can you fill me in? I missed something about Corey and Trevor dropping off hydro gear and business not going well. It's good to have you back in the park. Where are the keys to this thing?

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Let's bow our heads and bless the meal. Everyone, say Namaste. Now, let's get some food. The line is long, so I'll grab something fresh off the grill. We have sausages, brisket, and ribs. Do you have any vegan options? Unfortunately, no. I guess a bun with ketchup will have to do. By the way, have you seen my husband? I’m starting to worry. I think he went around the house. Who's your favorite Batman? What have you done? You're eating meat! It was an accident; it means nothing to me! Don't go! I just haven't had real food in a while.

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What in the Muncie boyology is going on over here? This man just found a pack of Muncie boys in the woods in the new square sector of Muncie Land burning a deer on a pallet, yo—literally an entire deer, yo. The deer had sticks going throughout its whole body, through its stomach, through its eyes. What in the new squarian ritual is going on back here? So this is why you guys wanna own all the property in Muncie Land? To cook venison in the woods, in the backyard. What in the Muncie Land barbecue is going on for real, y'all? My Muncie boys gotta explain this to me, man. Somebody gotta explain this to me, y'all, immediately. You explain to me. Alright?

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I see cowboys. Is this a good idea? I know we wanted to relive Texas memories, but it feels wrong. I'm used to avoiding neighbors and stepping over sidewalk messes to get the mail. Do we have enough food? Xanthan's on a hunger strike, so that's covered. Are those tofu dogs? Of course! Why not offer them your quinoa salad? By "them," do you mean Cynthia or the group? Let’s just ask. Oh, hi! I recognize some of these people from avoiding eye contact. Those are our squatters. They’re decent tenants, but watch out for the used needles they leave around. We tried to clean up, but it’s like cleaning up bizarrely only for it to get messy again immediately.

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Where's your friend? Biden is supposed to be here. They’re waiting for him. Look how far left he is, behind the palm tree. I can’t see him. Oh, there he is! No, wait, he’s behind the palm tree again.

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I don't see you at parties anymore. You seem comfortable here, we're having a good time, life is beautiful, birds are singing, and we're going to kick your ass, that's for sure.

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That's terrible! That's where I go for snow and shipping, and the seafood restaurant too. Oh no, not Wiley's! Wait, this is really close to Big Rock. That's just awful. Right here, Wiley's and the enchiladas—please, this is heartbreaking. Hey, Joe, go ahead.

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Speaker 0: Hey Navarro, caught any good fish lately? What's the point of discussing this? Will it help someone's SAT score? Time for a shot. She doesn't care. That's a sign. She should stop talking. Percent. This gentleman is bothering me. Yeah, why? We're just asking you to follow the rules. A board member held up a sign, but the audience couldn't. This is tyranny, dealing with a corrupt government.

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Hey there! Thanks for inviting us to our first backyard barbecue. We’ve never met our neighbors before. This is Clay. Hi, I’m Tiffany, and this is Steve. Welcome to our home! I know this one—go Dodgers! My gardener Javier calls me Caranito, which means he cares. We brought a quinoa kale salad with balsamic reduction. Jennifer Aniston ate this every day on the set of Friends. Oh, bless your heart! Let me find a place for this salad. What does that tell you?

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Where are you from? I’m from DC. Oh, DC. I’m from Kansas. Welcome to Lancaster City! I already voted three weeks ago. Great! We’re trying to get Trump back in office. I see we’re on opposite sides. What do you think about Doug Emhoff sleeping with the nanny? I’m not going to comment on that. Have a great day! You too, enjoy Lancaster, and please don’t ruin it.

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Fry the food, ignore the flies. I don't care, fry it up. Just enjoy the night, you'll have fun.

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I call it the wheel. It rules! A bagel is better, though. This fork—I've got ten! We conduct business outside, like humans. This coffee is new...awful! I'm jittery. Sign here, Hancock! Gentlemen, have you lost your minds? People have the right to vote—even stupid ones! Edison, it stinks! You're wasting your time. You might as well put dishes in the shower. We're putting mail on the moon?! I can't even get tuna without celery! It's too small, it's full! I'm never wrong. George, I left my cane in there! That's an expensive cane!

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For every day we don't find out who's on the Diddy party guest list, I'm going to oil up one of my friends. I know where to get the oil—CVS has it in large bottles. I'll put my friend on the staircase and no one can leave until we get the names of the guests. People think Diddy is just a good musician, but there's more to it. Starting tonight, for each night I remain in the dark about the guest list, one of my friends will get oiled up. I'm serious about this.

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Speaker 0: Hey Navarro, caught any good fish lately? What's the point of discussing this? Will it help someone's SAT score? Time for a shot. She doesn't care. That's a sign. She should stop talking. Percent. This gentleman is bothering me. Uh-huh. Why? We're asking you to follow the rules. A board member held up a sign, but the audience couldn't. This is tyranny, dealing with a corrupt government.

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You do. Not gonna happen, dude. Another pussy. We talk about it, bro. You don't think anal sex is good, do you? No. It's not the it's not the purpose. Have you ever fucked your old lady in the ass? Who would do that? I fucked your old lady. That's why you're here with me. Watch your language. Hey. Shut your ass. Shut your ass, you little piece of shit. You wanna take shit? Where are you from? These people are out here having a good fucking time, and you're being sick.

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We are all following regulations at this party to avoid any police investigation in the future. Everyone is maintaining proper social distancing. I'm happy to announce that we have switched from the metric system back to the Imperial system, with a minimum distance requirement of at least 2 inches.

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You do. Not gonna happen, dude. Another pussy. We talk about it, bro. You don't think anal sex is good, do you? No. It's not the it's not the purpose. Have you ever fucked your old lady in the ass? Who would do that? I fucked your old lady That's why you're here with me. Watch your language. Hey. Shut your ass. Shut your ass, you little piece of shit. You wanna take shit? Where are you from? These people are out here having a good fucking time, and you're being sick.

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Thanks for having me, Colin. By the way, my eyes are down here. So, I’m glad about the ruling in the UK that makes bald jokes off-limits. I’m tired of them! I’ve heard all the jokes, like how my head looks like an old spice deodorant when I wear a red turtleneck. Once, during jury duty with other bald men, the defendant joked we looked like a carton of eggs. And yes, I lotion my head because it gets dry. You probably make insensitive jokes, like asking if the carpet matches the drapes. No, it’s actually quite hairy down there! All this talk is making me sweaty. I dare you to laugh! By the way, I’m also impotent. Don’t laugh. Just go away.

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If you're feeling down about Kamala Harris not winning the election, I'm actually relieved she didn't, especially since this is her hometown. Is Mr. Smith there? No, who's there? What have you been doing living here? I don't live here; it's too busy.

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Speaker 0: “You shoot me with that. I’m shooting you with mine. Your butt is built on bad people, bro. You're Hold on. Right here. Good. $9.45. 9. It’s only okay to And I got $3.80 in my bucket. Your side. Yeah. Yeah. It’s a big shame. It’s embarrassing. I almost bought my 40, but I’m an ex con.”
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