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Hello, I'm here to discuss the new names of places around the globe, courtesy of Trump. The United States is now America Classic, and what used to be Canada is now Gay North Dakota. The Atlantic Ocean? That's the Ocean Of America now. Greenland is now Marjorie Taylor Greenland, and Alaska has been rebranded as McKinley's Happy Funland. We have two Oceans of America now, and Africa is being called Little Africa, due to a typo. Mexico is now America's pants, and the Middle East is the New Middle East. Africa is now Dark MAGA. Iceland is now Muskeland, and the North Pole? America's Santa's Workshop. Gaza is Mar-A-Lago East, and Russia is Big Loser Country, America Beat To The Moon, now a U.S. state. China is the Hundred Acre Wood, and Australia is Upside Down America. With all of Earth renamed as America, we're now calling it America Prime, and the Moon and Mars are now America's.

Tucker Carlson, calling from the United States, requests the media line to pass a message to Prime Minister Justin Trudeau. He mentions not understanding the French part and states that they are coming to liberate Canada, expressing gratitude.

We must acknowledge President Trump's repeated desire for Canada to become the 51st state. None of us want to be caught unprepared, failing to defend Canada or collaborate with our democratic allies to safeguard our borders. They are willing to cooperate with us. It is imperative that we take immediate action domestically, connect with them, and establish a new global order that protects democracy and Canadian sovereignty.

New details have emerged about the dinner between Trump and Trudeau. During the conversation, Trudeau expressed concerns that new tariffs would harm the Canadian economy. In response, Trump joked that if Canada couldn't thrive without taking $100 billion from the U.S. each year, perhaps Canada should become the 51st state, with Trudeau as its governor. Further discussion will follow with the panel.

Tucker Carlson from the United States called the media line to leave a message for Prime Minister Justin Trudeau. He mentioned not understanding the French part and expressed his intention to liberate Canada, stating that they would be arriving soon.

Economic force because Canada and The United States, that would really be something. You get rid of that artificially drawn line and you take a look at what that looks like, and it would also be much better for national security. Don't forget, we basically protect Canada. The United States and Canada may become one simplifying border controls, or Canada might keep its hydropower causing energy problem in The US. Now we all know that Trump wants to take Canada and Greenland. These points frame a possible future relationship between the United States, Canada, and Greenland, touching on security, energy, and border policy.

Speaker 0 notes that Trump used the Davos stage to demand Greenland back, warning allies to back off or face massive tariffs, calling Greenland “a piece of ice.” Speaker 1 says the goal is a piece of ice for world protection; the U.S. could have kept the land but chose not to, giving Greenland a choice to say yes and be appreciated or no and be remembered. Greenland is reportedly protesting in the streets, saying “hands off our country.” Speaker 0 adds that Trump has struck a deal framing a future agreement on Greenland and the Arctic, posted on Truth Social, stating that based on a productive meeting with the Secretary General of NATO, Marruta, a framework for a future deal with respect to Greenland and the Arctic has been formed, and that tariffs scheduled for February 1 will not be imposed. Speaker 2 challenges the claim, noting NATO doesn’t own Greenland, and questions whether Marruta can make such a deal. Speaker 0 continues the exchange, joking about not wanting a Met Gala, and suggests the post hints at the U.S. taking control of Canada as well because of Arctic interests. Canadian Prime Minister Carney responds by saying Canada will invoke Article 5 and support NATO to protect Denmark, with Denmark also unwilling to cede sovereignty following the framework. Speaker 2 adds that two people are deciding the fate of Greenland, and another participant begins to speak. Speaker 0 provides population context, saying about 57,000 people live in Greenland. Speaker 0 then mentions Putin’s response, quoting a brief remark that he’s “kinda behind this idea.” Speaker 2 notes Ravasi’s commentary and asks for a referendum, which Speaker 3 says would give Greenlanders a semblance of deciding for themselves, though it’s unclear how such a referendum would impact broader strategic interests. Speakers turn to Ralph Schulhammer, who is in Austria, to assess European reaction. Speaker 3 says Trump’s rhetoric in Davos was “very Trumpian” but contained carrots as well as sticks: he highlighted ancestry, support for a strong Europe, concerns about migration and energy policy, and suggested that Europe must strengthen itself to be a true partner; otherwise, the U.S. may retreat. The discussion acknowledges sentiment that Europe’s elites tend to frame issues as global rather than addressing national needs, with Speaker 3 arguing that policy-wise there can be shared interests, but communication strategy differed from Trump’s approach. The panel considers whether Greenland’s referendum would matter, noting that many peoples pursue autonomy but that Greenland’s outcome would not necessarily alter large strategic interests. They discuss historical precedents of land acquisitions and acknowledge the Greenland dispute sits at the intersection of Arctic strategic interests and great-power competition, including China and Russia’s activity in the region. Speaker 3 emphasizes that the future of Europe should be anchored in defending European territory and citizens, not only global agendas, and critiques the perception that Europe should always prioritize global issues over internal concerns. In closing, Speaker 0 references Macron’s overture to meet in Paris, noting Trump’s remark that Macron won’t be in power much longer. Ralph Schulhammer is thanked for his insights, with recognition of his Hammertime podcast.

Good evening. President-elect Donald Trump has announced plans to annex Canada, renaming it "Gay North Dakota," following Justin Trudeau's resignation as Prime Minister. This unexpected decision arose after their meeting at Mar-a-Lago, where they were supposed to discuss tariffs. Trump insists on the new name, claiming it reflects Canada's character, despite some Canadians being unconvinced. Alternative names like "Gay Minnesota" were suggested, but Trump remains firm. Donald Trump Jr. expressed optimism, stating this move offers Canadians the chance to become Americans. Additionally, Trump has proposed a leadership role for Trudeau, making him the first female governor of Gay North Dakota. In other news, Trump plans to deport over 5,000 illegal immigrants in one Honda Civic hatchback. Good evening.

The speaker believes Canada should become the 51st state, resulting in a massive tax cut for Canadian citizens. They would also receive free military protection and tremendous medical care. As a real estate developer, the speaker views the unified landmass without the artificial border as a beautiful formation, stating that it's "the way it was meant to be." The speaker feels this merger would be much better for Canada, offering tremendously lower taxes and free military protection, which the U.S. essentially provides already. The speaker concludes that it would be a wonderful marriage because the two countries get along very well and like each other a lot.

New details have emerged about the dinner between Trump and Trudeau. During the conversation, Trudeau warned Trump that new tariffs would harm the Canadian economy. In response, Trump joked that if Canada couldn't thrive without taking $100 billion from the U.S. annually, perhaps Canada should become the 51st state, with Trudeau as its governor. Further discussion will follow with the panel.

Netflix is supposedly not sending American movies to Canada on purpose, keeping Trump as the antagonizer because they have nothing else. Speaker 1 shares a condo with a local member of parliament who is a liberal. Their office is obsessed with the idea of Canada not becoming the 51st state. This is their strategy, along with the liberal media, to portray Mark Carney versus Donald Trump. However, Donald Trump has moved on and it's a non-story. The news is pending that this is a thing when Donald Trump is in a trade war with China and doesn't care about Canada anymore.

I am not campaigning to be the governor of the fifty-first state. Initially, Canadians were sad because we consider Americans our friends and neighbors, but that sadness evolved into anger. The President of the United States is repeatedly suggesting using economic coercion to force Canada to become the fifty-first state. I take this seriously, and so do Canadians. I'm actively campaigning, and recently, a four-year-old girl named Ari approached me with her mother in Saskatoon. She asked me, with all the seriousness a child could muster, if I could stop Trump from invading Canada. We're now at a point where young children are worried about the possibility of an invasion.

Happy Super Bowl! It's an iconic day, and I thought it was important for me to be here. My administration is different; I have more support now. We're tackling inefficiency and fraud in government, targeting hundreds of millions of wasted dollars. Elon Musk is helping, and we’ll be examining other departments soon. The tariffs on Canada and Mexico are necessary for border security improvements, but it's not enough yet—more action is needed. Canada becoming the 51st state is a real possibility to address our trade deficit. While inflation may be a concern, we’re working to make America rich again. Bringing the country together requires massive success, and I'm focused on that. I'm predicting a Kansas City Chiefs Super Bowl victory. The Trump dance? I never imagined it would become such a thing, but I love it. Enjoy the game!

I'm Rod Martin, reporting live. A shocking new poll reveals that 57% of Greenlanders want to join the United States. Forget the pundit narrative; this is what the people actually want. Their top reasons? More economic and employment opportunities, and a belief that America will protect their environment better than Europe. Surprisingly, they also cite the "trauma of the Danish colonial experience" as a factor. They see America as the land of opportunity and freedom. We aren't looking to erase their Greenlandic identity, but this presents a huge opportunity. Greenland could become independent in free association with the U.S., like Palau or Puerto Rico, controlling their destiny while benefiting from being part of America. Think tax exemptions, a free trade zone with the EU, access to minerals, and strategic defense advantages. Don Jr. was right, and this poll proves it!

Dmitry Sims junior introduces Brandon Weichert, a geopolitical analyst and author, and notes that Trump has floated annexing Greenland, the Panama Canal, and Canada, and the discussion aims to go beyond hype. Weichert argues that Trump’s approach is generally an art-of-the-deal tactic, starting with extreme positions to push concessions, and he breaks down the issues individually. On the Panama Canal Zone, Weichert says Trump is very serious about co-opting it. He notes the Canal was built by Americans and argues it should not have been handed over to Panamanians, who have allowed Chinese influence to grow in the area, including two large ports at both ends and $1 billion in infrastructure by state-owned Chinese firms. He suggests Chinese presence enables power projection and that the Canal Zone has been used for fentanyl flows and illegal migrants. Citing a colleague, Joe Humeyer, he asserts that a permanent U.S. hold could interdict fentanyl and migrant flows at the source, rather than at the border. On Greenland, Weichert describes the move as part of the art-of-the-deal dynamic, noting public opinion among Greenlanders is shifting toward independence from Denmark and could lead to rapid incorporation into the United States if independence occurs, drawing an analogy to Texas and California in the 19th century. For Canada, he contends the issue is likely a negotiation tactic: U.S. leverage over Canada’s trade benefits—which the U.S. says props up the Canadian economy—could destabilize Canada or trigger a regime change, potentially leading to U.S. annexation of parts like Alberta and Saskatchewan. He ties this to a broader Arctic great game among the United States, Russia, and China. Weichert adds a smaller, less widely reported point: Trump allegedly cut deals with tech magnates (David Sacks, Elon Musk, Peter Thiel, Marc Andreessen, Steve Bannon) to secure AI-dominance, including allowing tech workers (H-1B visas) and ensuring access to energy, with Canada’s geothermal resources (notably in Alberta) playing a key role, thereby linking energy to AI ambitions. On prioritizing the Arctic, Weichert ranks Greenland as the most important, as it is the geographical pivot around which the Arctic orbits, enabling power projection and deterring Chinese access to rare earth resources. Canada follows as a longer-term project; the Northwest Passage represents a strategic alternative to Russia’s Northern Sea Route, and pressure on Canada could push toward surrender or realignment over the Passage. Regarding Greenland’s Arctic significance, Weichert says Russian analysts view U.S. drilling in the Arctic as an attempt to counter submarine threats, including Poseidon, a nuclear torpedo, and to establish a base network to mitigate submarine threats. He agrees deterrence is a factor, noting U.S. neglect of northern deterrence and the need to project naval power in the Arctic. Weichert distinguishes the primary driver as China, while acknowledging Moscow and Beijing’s alignment has grown due to Russia’s Arctic foothold and the Ukraine war, which has pushed Russia and China closer. He doesn’t deny that squeezing Russia in the Arctic is a Washington aim, but argues the main impetus for Trump is countering China. On implementation, Weichert says the Panama Canal Zone could be reabsorbed via a national security clawback, regardless of Panama’s preferences. Greenland, if independence occurs, could be absorbed or granted statehood, with congressional movement underway. He notes potential opposition from Democrats and Republicans alike, but predicts House Republicans and Senate Republicans will largely back Trump on Greenland, while Canada faces stronger pushback. Macron’s EU opposition to Greenland annexation is dismissed by Weichert as Europe being subordinate to U.S. and Russian interests; he muses that ending NATO over Greenland and Canada could simplify the great-power dynamics, though he acknowledges such a move would be controversial. Weichert maintains Greenland’s development of natural gas, oil, and rare earth minerals is central; Greenland’s resources and environmental regulations could facilitate rapid U.S. development if Greenland becomes a U.S. territory or state. He addresses U.S. shipbuilding capacity and Arctic power, noting the U.S. defense industrial base lags behind Russia and the need to revitalize shipyards with a new mission and potential reforms under the Trump administration, possibly aided by experts like John Conrad of gCaptain, to dramatically increase production within two years.

Speaker 0: Welcome back to Jake GTV news. Did you see ICE shooting American citizens? Speaker 1: I thought they were supposed to get rid of the illegals, though. Speaker 0: Me too. Let's go to Ching Chong on the murder scene. Speaker 1: Chloe and Michael, good morning. We're here in Minneapolis where ICE agents trained by Israel are causing chaos. We go to John for more. Speaker 0: Thanks, Ching Chong. Thought it was only Libtards who opposed this, but they are literally murdering Americans. Back to you in the studio. Speaker 2: Stand back. Speaker 1: Please don't hurt me, sir Ed. I'm here to get rid of the illegals, grandma. Speaker 0: Wow. Thanks, John. Check this out here. It's from the protest. Here we see an agent assault a woman for simply being at the protest. Speaker 3: Then Alex steps in to help her Speaker 0: get back on her feet, and Speaker 4: the agents pepper spray him and proceed to assault him. Speaker 0: They then proceed to remove his legally owned firearm and shoot him in the back roughly 10 times, not even kidding. Holy shit. Speaker 1: Please tell me they're gonna jail. Speaker 0: Nope. They're on administrative leave while the FBI pretends to care. Dude, what? Let's see what Trump's team has to say. Speaker 5: Very, very unfortunate incident. I don't like that he had a gun. I don't like the fact that he was carrying a gun. Speaker 6: You know, you can't have guns. You can't walk in with guns. You just can't. And you can't listen. You can't walk in with guns. You can't do that, but it's it's a very unfortunate incident. Speaker 7: Do you Speaker 1: agree with Trump, Steen? Speaker 6: Oh, hell yeah. Guns are bad now. Didn't you get the memo? Speaker 1: What about the second amendment? Speaker 6: It's all four d chess, honey. Trust the plan. Speaker 1: Sup, bro? How do you feel about ICE? Speaker 0: This country needs more Indians than blacks. Check your privilege. Speaker 1: Dude, when did everybody get so retarded? Was it the vaccines or something? We go to the investigation team to learn more. Speaker 8: Thanks, Ching Chung. So basically, we uncovered that not only is ICE Embassy located in Tel Aviv, but they're using the same technology they used to genocide the Palestinians. Speaker 0: It's a freaking Jewish spyware by Paragon Solutions called Graphite, and check this out. Tell me why Alex Pretty was googled a month prior to the shooting and, again, five minutes before his death. Make of that what you will. Back to you guys. Wow. Wasn't the Homeland Security's own Twitter page being run from Israel? Speaker 1: Yeah. Same with ICE's embassy, Tel Aviv to be exact. Speaker 0: Freaking Jews, man. Speaker 9: Shut it down. He was an unhinged lefty who thought our Chobus Goy Trumpstein was a dictator. He kicked the taillight the week prior, so he deserved to be gunned down like a dog. Speaker 1: Air that. Jeez, Producer Berg, chill. Speaker 0: Gosh, he's so Talmudic. Speaker 1: Right. Always victim. Speaker 0: Anyways, here's their emotional justification for cold blooded murder. Speaker 1: That was a pretty good leg kick. Speaker 0: Right? Let's get Shapiro Steen's take on this whole thing. Speaker 10: Just because we didn't arrest anyone for the Epstein files, genocide, or our poisonous mRNA doesn't mean we won't also get away with murdering Boyum. After all, he kicked a taillight. Speaker 0: Yeah. I guess you're right, Shapiro Steen. Israel is our greatest ally. Speaker 1: You're not getting a raise. Speaker 0: Discount on your only freaks? Speaker 1: Not a chance. Ching chong, take it away. Gosh, dude. You're such a weak little simp. She's a literal succubus. Speaker 0: Anyways, let's take a tour with the IDF, I mean ice. Whoops. What was your training like? We were supposed to be trained for this? Speaker 0: Yeah. We've got an antiseptic on the next block. Get ready to murder. Stop resisting. Did you see me shoot that senior citizen? Yeah. Definitely not an immigrant, he sure had it coming. Let's see what Diego's up to. Speaker 2: I will tell you this, brother. What? You know? I will tell you this. You raise your voice? I raise your voice. Speaker 1: Wow. Isn't that like against the law? Speaker 0: You'd think so but they'll end up getting paid administrative leave and mental health support. Speaker 1: Seriously? Speaker 0: Dead ass. If I Speaker 11: raise my voice, you'll erase Speaker 2: my Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. Speaker 11: Are you serious? You said, if I raise my voice, you'll erase my voice? Speaker 1: Yes. Mhmm. Mhmm. Ice. You guys are saving this country. Speaker 0: Didn't they kill that American woman last week? Renee Good or something? Speaker 1: That non chosen person? She was lesbian leftist Karen. Who cares? Speaker 0: Whatever you say, Daisy. No. Speaker 7: No. Shit. Shit. Oh my fucking god. What the fuck? What What the the fuck? Fuck? Speaker 0: You might be wondering, why Minneapolis? Tim Waltz ushered in a defund the police initiative, which created a perfect opportunity for Trump's team to bring about the first AI surveillance state. You know what they say, create the problem, usher in the solution. Tom, back to you. Exactly. Speaker 0: So Peter Thiel, a close advisor to J. D. Vance, founded Palantir, the company that built the AI surveillance system used to target sand people. That same technology was sold to ICE and rebranded as Immigration OS, creating a satanic surveillance network to monitor Americans. Speaker 9: Shut it down, Tom. That's not for the normies to understand. Keep it up and I'll turn you into a lampshade like I did with Jackie. Back to the Goyslop or you're canceled. Speaker 12: Goyslop Junior's Goyslop Filet is back, and it's got more seed oils than ever. Speaker 0: I hate myself. Goyslop Junior. Speaker 7: Go on. Speaker 6: Enjoy cancer. Speaker 1: Gosh, that looks good. Speaker 0: Producer Verk said if we stop talking about Palantir, Goyslap Junior will cater to the Super Bowl party. Speaker 1: Alright. Speaker 0: Zipped. Let's just have Eric Warsaw break it down for us. Speaker 12: Palantir. The same company that is run by the hardline Zionist Alex Karp who works closely with Israeli military, will now be in charge of America's civilian data collection. We built Foundry, which was just was used to distribute the COVID vaccine and saved millions of lives globally. Palantir is here to disrupt and make our the institutions we partner with the very best in the world, and when it's necessary to scare enemies and on occasion kill them. Speaker 12: And also, the target selections for the US military, police forces, and even target selections for ICE officers. Speaker 1: That's right, Eric. We're giving our data to the Israeli Jew whose AI targeted over fifty percent of the civilian deaths in Gaza. Here he is. Speaker 7: Your AI and your technology from Palestine to kill Palestinians. Speaker 13: Mostly terrorists. Speaker 1: And by terrorists, he means anyone who opposes their families being genocided, including women and children. This guy. Speaker 9: Shut it the heck down. Say goodbye to your Goyslav junior catering. Remember what happened to Charlie? You're next. Run the freaking commercials. Speaker 0: Want to express yourself? Well, now you can. I always wonder how dumb this going sometimes can be. Speaker 7: TikTok, Speaker 0: Now owned by the Jews at BlackRock. Speaker 7: We're watching that. Speaker 0: Wow. I thought China owning our data was bad. Now you can't even say Zionist without getting flagged. Speaker 1: Straight up. It's like, give it back to China at this point. Speaker 0: Anything's better than Jews at this point. Speaker 1: Right? It's like take a freaking joke, let alone facts. Speaker 0: That's based. We go to John for some breaking news. Thanks, guys. Couldn't have said it better. And this just in, we're taking over Greenland because it was promised to us by Lucifer himself. So take it away, Satan. Speaker 14: By the way, what are we doing with Greenland? We gotta do something with Greenland. Where's my advance team? Go to Greenland. They must have some satellite needs or something that we could do there. But we are coloring the world blue. Speaker 0: So satanic. Speaker 1: Right? Isn't Greenland the central hub for the undersea data cables connecting North America, Europe, and Asia? Speaker 0: Bingo. Speaker 0: Ching Chong joins us live from Greenland. Speaker 1: We're here in Greenland, and not only is it located on a gold mine of rare earth minerals, but its freezing temperatures are the perfect natural coolant for the AI supercomputers needed to power the new world order that will enslave humanity. Eric Morsaw, break it down for us. Speaker 12: If you thought George Orwell's 1984 was a bad surveillance state, wait until you see what Israel's Palantir can do with AI technology or America. It's gonna make the movie The Matrix look mild. Speaker 1: Thanks, Eric. But to truly understand the endgame, you need to understand their ultimate prize, Jerusalem's Golden Dome. The satanic cabal believes controlling this one holy site lets them hijack God's story for billions and install the Antichrist. Let's hear what Trump's theme has to say about it. Speaker 5: We will have all everything we want. We're getting everything we want at no cost. Speaker 10: So the so the Golden Dome will be on Greenland? Speaker 5: A piece of it, yes. And it's a very important part because it's everything comes over Greenland. If the bad guys start shooting, it comes over Greenland. Speaker 1: So what he means by that is the satanic cabal is taking a piece of God's throne and putting it on their AI brain in Greenland to legitimize the antichrist. Speaker 6: Is that some sort of question? Speaker 1: How does that make you feel? Speaker 6: Get the out of our country. Speaker 10: So what are we talking about? An acquisition of Greenland? Are you going to pay for it? Speaker 5: I mean We're talking about it's really being negotiated now, the details of it, but essentially it's total access. It's there's no end. Speaker 0: We're making Iran great again, Venezuela, and now Greenland. How exciting. Speaker 1: Why can't we just fix this country? Speaker 0: Because Israel is our greatest ally. Speaker 1: Right, Shapiro Steen? Speaker 0: Well. I'm so sick of pretending we're Israel first. Speaker 10: I heard that. Just because you stupid goyim think you can expose our satanic agenda doesn't mean you won't fall for our next tie up. Dennis, shut this episode down or you're all fired. Speaker 0: Thanks, Shapiro Steen. Suck on this. Anyways, if you're still not following Jake GTV, you're either brainwashed or legally retarded. Speaker 15: I think I figured out where our data's going. Just let me hack into Homeland Security real quick, and we're in. Speaker 0: And time to get rid of their lice For antiseptic purposes, of course. Did you hear we gave Jake GTV a strike on his YouTube? Speaker 9: Oh, someone's hacked into our system. Another pizza cost. Speaker 1: Look who it is, my base fucking noticer. If you wanna stop wondering what's going on and know, check out my new book on jakegtv.com. Otherwise, just hit the like, comment, and subscribe, and I'll see you on the next one. Speaker 9: Did you hit him with a YouTube strike? Speaker 0: Sir, we did, but he's not stopping. Speaker 9: Shadow ban his accounts. We must shut him down before the red Speaker 7: heifer Speaker 0: is sacrificed.

Tucker Carlson, calling from the United States, requests the media line to pass a message to Prime Minister Justin Trudeau. He mentions that they are coming to liberate Canada and will be there soon.

All 13 Canadian Premiers are in Washington and will visit the White House today to prevent a trade war between Canada and the United States. This is an unprecedented event as it's the first time all Premiers have traveled to Washington together, and they will now meet at the White House. The Premiers have been meeting with U.S. lawmakers, lobbyists, and business leaders to advocate for a continued trade relationship. As the Premier of Ontario, I want to emphasize that Canadians are resilient and proud, but we also value our strong trade relationship with the U.S. Americans and Canadians share close ties in supply chains, culture, and many other aspects. We need to finalize this deal quickly and move forward together.

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has demanded the immediate return of hostages held by Hamas, making a bold move. He has threatened to add Hamas to the LGBTQIA+ acronym if the hostages are not released by Monday. Trudeau's statement shows his determination to take action and adds a touch of humor, as he mentions his joy in adding letters to the acronym and dressing up as different races. This move by Trudeau is seen as a brilliant geopolitical strategy.

We need to focus on actions, not words. Breaking news: Trump made bizarre comments about trading Connecticut and referenced Arnold Palmer to wildfire victims, distracting from important issues like disaster relief. His tweets continue to be absurd, including a picture of himself with water balloons. The chaotic pace of news under Trump is overwhelming. He even mentioned sending Don Junior to explore buying the Emerald City, mistaking it for Greenland. In other news, Trump agreed to meet Xi Jinping in the UFC octagon. He made a statement about TikTok, expressing newfound love for it, and announced cabinet picks, including George Santos as secretary of fact-checking. Santos humorously referenced his past and the recent passing of Jimmy Carter.

Trudeau announced that the Canadian Armed Forces can now be deployed against civilians, a move criticized by some. This action would not be accepted in the United States. Spread the word about this concerning decision.

Thanks for calling the White House. How can I help you? Can I speak with Trump? Who's this? This is Justin. Ah, Mr. Blackface. Are you calling to agree to the president's terms? No. And you can tell Trump I'm not agreeing to nothing. This is Trump. What do you want, you maple-loving flannel-wearing… What do you want? I don't agree with your terms. I don't speak stupid. You either agree to my terms right now, or I'm gonna have to come up there, and I'll ring down an ungodly terrorist storm upon you. I'll turn your country into a fucking igloo. I'll ride you like a fucking toboggan. Okay. Okay. I'll do it. And that's how you make Canada great again.

Speaker 0 reports that a recent true social post from the President says, “we’re done talking to Canada because my feelings were hurt about this ad,” an ad that, as described, echoes something former President Reagan said and is referenced by the speaker as part of this administration’s current reaction. The speaker notes that the president is so easily triggered that a TV commercial can change international policy, including trade and foreign policy, highlighting this as an extraordinary moment for the administration. There is ongoing focus on tariffs and trade. The report adds that later today the president will head to Asia, where he will meet with Xi Jinping. While in Korea on the sidelines of a summit, there is mention of the Chinese trade deal and its tense history, with hopes to make progress there. The speaker mentions that people are waiting on the Supreme Court to decide whether all tariffs are legal in the first place. The speaker characterizes the situation as the president of the United States “throwing a fit over an ad.” The timing is noted as remarkable because, tonight, Game 1 of the World Series is being played, and it is being held in Toronto, Canada. The implication is that there could be a national anthem response in Toronto and a potential booing similar to a prior hockey tournament incident in the spring. The speaker concludes by framing the moment as one that would otherwise be a celebration of friendship with Canada, but instead is shaped by the ad and the ensuing reaction.