reSee.it Podcast Summary
The podcast episode, hosted by Dax Shepard and Aaron Weekly, features four "crazy military stories" from former and active service members, highlighting unexpected dangers and humorous mishaps.
Jake, a former infantryman, recounted a harrowing training exercise in Slovenia. During a night mission with poor visibility, he accidentally plunged 15-20 feet off a cliff, sustaining a severe leg injury. Despite significant bleeding and pain, he continued the mission for hours due to shock and embarrassment. Later, while awaiting extraction for his wound, a large brown bear appeared, causing his medic and sergeant to flee, leaving Jake to hobble away. His leg healed, leaving a notable scar.
Kimberly shared a traumatic hit-and-run incident from 2005 at Altus Air Force Base, Oklahoma. While walking with her husband and two young daughters in a stroller, she was struck by a car, which then dragged the stroller before it broke apart, sending her infant tumbling. The driver fled but was later apprehended at a car wash. Kimberly sustained internal injuries and a leg injury. The subsequent trial was delayed when the driver's attorney arrived at court intoxicated and crashed into the building. Poignantly, her daughters, now adults, have both followed military paths: one is an Air Force pilot training at the same base, and the other an Army combat nurse.
Trev, a former Army National Guard combat engineer, recounted a bizarre incident from basic training in 2013. During a freezing night patrol, he sought warmth from a large generator's exhaust vent. In a moment of poor judgment, he stripped naked and sat directly on the hot vent, only to find himself stuck. Panicked about being discovered, he ripped himself free, falling into the snow. Later, he discovered a piece of his buttock skin had been left behind on the generator. Miraculously, he avoided infection and continued training, though he now bears a significant scar.
Finally, Scott, a Navy submarine officer, offered a unique glimpse into life aboard a nuclear submarine. His story detailed a "large-scale unauthorized evacuation" of human waste. During the process of emptying the submarine's sanitary tanks using high-pressure air, a critical error occurred: a sink valve and floor drain in the galley (kitchen) were left open. This resulted in a geyser of raw sewage erupting into the kitchen, covering every surface and leaving ankle-deep waste. The crew spent days in waist-high waders cleaning the mess and ate uncooked meals for two days. The incident, while disgusting, highlighted the resilience and adaptability required in such confined, high-stakes environments.