Sneko has insulted me endless times, especially across the last four years. I haven't seen him in years and years and years. But maybe, you know, maybe it's the man code in me. You know, he's insulted me so many times that I could sit here and throw him under the bus, but it's just not who I am as a person. I want to meet Nick and Clav.
They're the it's Clav and Nick who reached out to me. You're in America. We've never met before. Come through. We're with Snico.
Is that okay? My reply was, Snico always has some crybaby issue with me. If he's not gonna cry his eyes out, he can come. And he came along, and he made a fucking mess. And I could sit here and blame it all on him.
But that's truthfully not I don't know. That just feels wrong to me. I'm not gonna sit here and say who else it was. I'm just gonna say I didn't do it. I'm just gonna say that I didn't play the song.
I don't find the song funny. I didn't think it was appropriate to do. It's someone else's decision. We can drag him up here, and we can ask him why he did it. Perhaps you're right.
Perhaps when they said Nick's never been to a club before, I should have thought Nick's never been to a club before. It's the first time I've ever met him. It might be a funny story. I haven't been in America in a year. You know what?
I'm bored. I I don't even like clubs, but I'm in Miami. Maybe I should go for fifteen minutes. Perhaps that was the wrong decision. Perhaps it was.
Perhaps I should have known better.
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You turned 30! How was the party? I wasn't invited.
Actually, you were invited. Last time I was on the show, you mentioned not being invited, but I didn't know you wanted to come.
Who wouldn't want to be invited to a party?
I didn't realize you liked me.
Of course I like you! You've been on the show many times.
I did invite you, but you didn't come.
This time you invited me? Are you sure?
Yes, ask Jonathan, your producer.
I wasn't invited either. Why didn't I go?
I don't know.
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I only want you, Pookie. To get over a breakup, get under someone else. Clean this side well. What's one move in bed that pleases a man?
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The speaker states he owns an island called Love Island, meant for inspiration and motivation. He asks a companion about their experience visiting Love Island, specifically recalling having to float to another island after the plane landed. He then asks about their favorite time going off the grid with him, noting that going off the grid with him requires a week of sleep.
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I'm just here for inspirational motivation. You don't see many black men from the hood who own an island. I have an island called Love Island. What was going through your head when we landed and had to float to another island?
I thought I was going to war with you.
What was your favorite time that I took you off the grid? When you go off the grid with me, you have to sleep for a week.
Yeah, because it definitely gives us sleep.
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People want to hear from me and I'm not leaving until God says so. I've been working with witnesses who experienced things at Epstein Island and were unlawfully detained by Beyonce and Jay-Z. They will be held accountable, especially Jay-Z. He lined up Dee Haven and Dame Dash. The 22nd anniversary of Jay-Z's unplugged performance just happened, and I played a big part in its success. I made a deal with Jay-Z to leave his wife alone in exchange for my silence about Kathy White. My ultimate security is God, and I'm not afraid.
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I could be a dog catcher and was voted for president twice. But someone interrupts, asking to talk about Jeffrey Epstein and the Lolita Express. The conversation gets interrupted again, but the speaker mentions feeling sad about Arkansas.
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I'm back in bed and my life won't ever reverse. When people ask where I am, that's where I'll be.
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I am superior to Mount Everest and Dubai. I am on top of the world. I rebuilt my house twice for fun. I have so much money and love, it's overwhelming. I ignore calls and have an alibi. I am untouchable.
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Off me. Get off me. Get the I used to stay at my granny's house. She was one of my favorite people in the entire world. Jasmine, the people of Dallas deserve better than a fake ghetto hood rat. Get off me. Get off me. Get me. Get the thrust. Alright. Let's go, man. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Are you proud? Are you proud? Just in case I gotta cuff you up. Let's just go. For what? Let's go. I'm telling you. Get off me. Get off me. Let's go. Let's go. I'm telling you. For what? Are you proud?
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Speaker 0 describes a youth with experiences around fashion, travel, and media attention: “Junk kids in Tokyo, fashion shoots in Milan, and me with phone books so that I wouldn't bruise,” and expresses exhaustion with privileged celebrations and indulgences, including “rich kids bar mitzvahs or pigs leftovers with Saudi princess,” a reference to West and Morse code, and a past incident at the VMAs where they were sprayed with a hose for three days. They also say that when their sails drop off, they’ll be taken to a resort and “let rich businessmen hunt me down for sport.”
Speaker 1 interjects to introduce themselves, saying, “Hold up. I’m just coming in on the song to check on what y’all talking about,” and adds, “Don’t think of me as a record exec, but I’m Bubba, Big Yell, and Powell. This kid's a real prankster.”
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What did you bring into the studio? Are you sick? I was worried about you.
I can't give you herpes, but honestly, having it would be one less worry. Imagine checking that off your list. It’s like having chicken pox. Those commercials make it look adventurous, like skydiving or kayaking.
Some people don’t realize that life can actually improve with herpes. You don’t have to wonder if someone has it anymore.
For the record, I don’t have herpes, and neither do you. It’s just a funny topic.
I’ve never kissed someone with a cold sore; I just can’t do it.
What’s up? Where are we headed next?
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I recall when I lost my mind. There was something enjoyable about that place.
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He complimented my stomach. He wants to dive deep like scuba. Thankful for my body. Praise the Lord. He makes me wet. I make him hard. We get lost in each other's passion. He likes my stomach.
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The speaker lived with Sean "Puffy" Combs in New York City for a year as part of "Puffy Flavor Camp," an idea from LA Reid. In the 90s, Puffy's place was filled with women and partying. The speaker, around 13 or 14 at the time, witnessed "curious things" but didn't fully understand them.
Biggie Smalls, Lil Kim, Craig Mack, Faith Evans, Joe Cees, and Mary J. Blige were around. The speaker had per diem and could stay up later than the others. When asked if, as a dad, he would send his kid to "Puffy Camp," he responded, "Hell no."
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When you turn 16, you can have this. And when you turn 18, you'll get a mansion. You smell great. How old are you? What music do you listen to? I feel violated. Can you say it again? You have nice lips. Can you give me the sex talk? Why are you involving me in this? It's a 15-year-old's dream. I have temporary custody of Usher for the next 48 hours. We're going crazy.
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I want to create a unique blend of music that's not too Afrocentric, but still powerful. It's all about power, you know what I mean? Someone tied me up recently because I said something was moving. I felt like a slave being forced to stay somewhere.
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I enjoyed our time together. I hope you're not upset with me. What do you mean by that?
We were going to do something, but it didn’t fit.
What do you mean it didn’t fit? Couches don’t fit through doors sometimes.
What are you talking about?
I fit.
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So, we've got breaking news: Trump's been arrested for *not* being on Epstein's client list, while Bill Clinton wins for most trips to the island. I want to thank my wife and Monica. Jeffrey, this one's for you!
Welcome to client list anonymous. My name is Tom Hanks, and I'm on the list. It’s been three weeks, but no one will ever know. I'm Bill, and it's been two days. I was lonely watching Cuties, and boom, a million-dollar hush money payment.
Epstein Island? They got my associate, so case closed! I never met Jeffrey, no sexual relations happened on Epstein Island.
Don't worry, nobody will ever know. That’s Jeffrey's client list. Trump isn't on it! You'll fry for this. I didn't even know there were clients.
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Bill Clinton is a nice guy, but he is facing issues related to the well-known island associated with Jeffrey Epstein.
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What's one move in bed that drives a man wild? You have to give him that hawk toons. I said it all night. You get me? I don't get you. I think you need to demonstrate. Hawk toons. That's right.
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- Speaker 0 says: "Without you been feeling kinda strange. Well, I see that you're doing very well. You're looking very well. I miss the way your perfume smell. I miss the way that you blowed up my line."
- They add: "If you don't back the fuck up off me before I do you in and still getting in this bitch and get litty on my mama."
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I squeak like a chirping grasshopper or a squeaky screen door. I want to be a backup girl. What's wrong with Justin's hair? We need a global movement. Men think we go from oral to anal, but I don't anymore. I think about Lisa and horses. Welcome back. Kader is spelled k h a d r. Omar Connery has more class than the entire cabinet. Thank you.
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Seth and I were just chilling at my house, talking about how some people hate on me because I'm successful. I hope to reach the top soon. My life is crazy and my girls are hot. One of them even asked for my autograph. I recommend living this kind of life, where the party never ends. If a girl wants my attention, she better be a 10. I don't mind as long as they don't play games when things get tough and we're drinking. I feel like I've taken over the world, just like Donald Trump.
This Past Weekend
Sebastian Maniscalco 2 | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #223
Guests: Sebastian Maniscalco
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Sebastian Maniscalco discusses his upcoming film Spinning Gold, where he plays Giorgio Moroder, the father of disco, and describes pushing himself into roles he wouldn’t normally inhabit. He highlights instruments of his career, noting Green Book’s Oscar win and his experience working with Viggo Mortensen. On The Irishman, he recalls his first day with De Niro and Joe Pesci, feeling nervous and uncertain about belonging, and shares that on set he told himself, “I’m not going to speak unless spoken to.” He says the experience made him realize acting offers a departure from stand‑up and can broaden his exposure beyond a comedy audience. He mentions dialect work for Spinning Gold and hoping for a mustache on set.
The conversation shifts to his podcasting, including The Pete and Sebastien Show on Sirius XM that began five-plus years ago, and his other projects with Brendan Schaub. He explains that podcasting grew after a Rogan appearance and that he would like to reach a broader audience, though he occasionally feels burnout and plans to scale back to three episodes a week. He describes his approach to guests and conversations, sometimes prepared, sometimes winged.
Family life emerges: he has a newborn son eight weeks old and a two‑ and‑a‑half‑year‑old daughter, balancing travel with home life and aiming to be present. He talks about the value of everyday routines, staying grounded, and using moments from family life as material. He jokes about a vision board, saying “I want a black son” and “two black kids,” acknowledging mixed reactions others may have. He shares nerves about hosting the VMAs, noting a younger audience and intent to tailor his monologue rather than roast celebrities.
He recounts hair restoration experiences, including a pubic hair anecdote used for a Halloween mustache on a cruise ship: “Forty bucks on a cruise ship and a ticket for a wine.” He mentions DM interactions with Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and JJ Watt, and reflects on growing as an entertainer while staying connected to family and daily life.