I've got WeatherTech. For whatever comes your way, there's WeatherTech. 312, bingo. Don't worry, girls.
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I have a new camera that records non-stop. I can't see it, but I hope you can see me. Turning it off now. Thanks, Kroger.
Translation: I have a new camera that records continuously. I can't see it, but I hope you can see me. Turning it off now. Thanks, Kroger.
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I was asked to help sell Wonderful Pistachios, but they're so great they sell themselves. Sales haven't gone up in the last 30 seconds, so let's work on branding.
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I will show you a card, remember it. If you can't find it, you're looking too closely. Remember, the closer you look, the less you see.
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I used to trust the news blindly until I discovered a brain. A brain helps you think for yourself, question news sources, and resist celebrity advice. It can bring awareness, accountability, and a better understanding of various topics. Consider a brain if you want to stay grounded in reality. Visit tryabrain.com for more details.
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You're lucky, you got it. You see, this person just tried to take it.
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I have this video on. It shows my friend making moves on his iPhone, and now I have money too.
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Let's get this straight: my best friend, Girl, versus my best friend, Brad.
Hi, I'm Brad, and yes, I can read.
So, Brad, you're beat? Dinner's on you!
Perfect! That's what I'm talking about.
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It's been a tough time, but we're ready to help you out. You lost your honey wagon while in the big house, but we can get you set up for just $1.30 a month.
What are you talking about, J Rock? Can you just be straightforward? I wish I could do more, but things are tight.
Tyrone, can you fill me in? I missed something about Corey and Trevor dropping off hydro gear and business not going well.
It's good to have you back in the park. Where are the keys to this thing?
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Beluga whales are incredibly intelligent, even possessing the IQ of a human genius! I'm a genius, you know. Look at my big head compared to yours! My vocabulary is genius-level too.
Speaking of genius, NerdWallet helps find the perfect credit card. They ask a few questions and match you with the right one. It's pretty cool.
Though, I should probably mention I'm a whale. Gotta go now!
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Hey, it's me. Where are you? Why haven't you earned anything? We weren't around. Where are you from? Where are you taking him?
Young man, what's your last name? Bestarvia? Help! They're stealing people. I'm recording all of them! Why aren't you going to help? Try it.
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Perfection takes time, effort, and hard work. But what if there was an easier way?
Imagine an AI handling all your business calls, eliminating four-hour hold times, offshore call centers with poor attitudes, and endless phone menus. Your customers deserve better.
Let's make your calls perfect. Call us at (415) 480-0000 and let's discuss how we can help. Visit bland.com.
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I'm Nick from Paragon, your personal shopper. I'll guide you and help you choose everything you need today.
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Hi! Oh, snap. I tend to win it. Yeah, I'm not coming back this way. I think we're in your car.
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Let's get this straight: my best friend, Girl, versus my best friend, Brad.
Hi, I'm Brad. Yes, *I* can read.
So, Brad, are you ready to be defeated at dinner?
That's the spirit!
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I kidnapped you because there was no other way to get you. You're in Canada, so I can't send or touch you. It's not flattering, it's scary. Good night. Thank you. Bye.
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I save you faster. I'm your digital god of passion, observing Earth from Mars. In this time of COVID, don't fly; instead, embrace the wild ride of exploration. I'm Rachel.
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Can I have a light? Sure, here you go. And your wallet. Give him your wallet, Nick. Why? He has a knife. That's not a knife, that's a knife.
Translation (if needed): Can I have a light? Sure, here you go. And your wallet. Give him your wallet, Nick. Why? He has a knife. That's not a knife, that's a knife.
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Are you going to sleep? Would you like the lights off? Sorry, insufficient funds. Learn a trade for an hourly wage. Lunch is served. Caller in jail needs $10,000 for a defense lawyer. Insufficient funds. Plead guilty for a plea deal of 5 to 7 years. I plead guilty.
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Let's get this straight: my best friend, Girl, versus my best friend, Brad (that's me!).
I can read, and guess what? I won! Girl, you got beat! Dinner's on you. That's what I'm talking about!
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I'll be sending screenshots from the email. Are you Jonathan Stewart? There's a screenshot that says, "I always know you're a cheap pot in my language." Thanks, Sharon, for helping me track this down.
That must be from years ago.
It's definitely not recent.
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This is Kai Smaller. During the day, I drive hedge fund managers and people who talk about things they don't know. But at night, I have knowledgeable customers who are better than hedge fund managers. Ladies, what is the best stock in the financial market?
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There is this new Palantir commercial ad that just came out that you guys need to check out.
Good morning, citizens. Your overnight account balances have been updated. Time to start a productive day.
Final notice, your account balance is below 500. You need 50 credits by the end of the day to avoid automatic eviction.
If you have missed work due to illness, you must provide a doctor's note to reclaim your credits.
Traffic violation detected. Seven miles per hour over the limit. 75 credits have been automatically deducted.
You have to be fucking kidding me.
Doctor. Jones, your taxes were not filed and have been automatically deducted with late fees.
Your medical license has been revoked.
Attention. Unauthorized political gathering detected. Participants' access to financial services have been suspended.
Due to the speeding infraction, your car will be immobilized for three days.
Don't resist.
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I got the camo for your sister and a cookbook for my mom, but they didn't have Sadie's size. I'll check another store.
Excuse me, miss? You dropped this. Thank you, and Merry Christmas!
What should we get him? A fresh start? Maybe a watch to complete the look.
Why are you doing this for me? Everyone deserves a gift at Christmas.
It's just to help you get back on your feet.
Where are you? I'm at dinner.
Your girl is with me now, talking about getting a hotel.
That's not what I said!
Guess what time it is?
Who am I speaking to?
I'm Ricardo, the reigning champ of the knockout day.
Give me the phone! I made a Christmas mistake and I'm coming home now.
Did you see what happened to the gentleman I was with?
Yes, he went to get your car from the valet.
Happy holidays!
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Speaker 0: “You shoot me with that. I’m shooting you with mine. Your butt is built on bad people, bro. You're Hold on. Right here. Good. $9.45. 9. It’s only okay to And I got $3.80 in my bucket. Your side. Yeah. Yeah. It’s a big shame. It’s embarrassing. I almost bought my 40, but I’m an ex con.”