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"We're just absolutely fucked as farmers, guys. Everything is so fucked, and I do not see anybody surviving this farm crisis that we're in. Guys, look. One of the best spawn crops that I have ever raised in my life. And because of the tariffs, China will not fucking buy it. And they are the only country in the world other than well, they are the only country in the world that buys scorn. And so now I'm literally just chopping it and blowing it on the fucking ground because it's fucking useless. It's valueless. There's nothing I can fucking do to it. I am going to need government assistance to make it through this fucking crisis and kill these tariffs in.
Look at I've never raised a spawn crop like this, guys. And this is just fucking heartbreaking to me. I don't know how I'm gonna survive. You know, Trump said he fucking loved us farmers, and here I am just blowing my spawn crop all over the ground. Hopefully, he works a deal out where Antarctica and Mars will start buying this sporn and save the farmers.
I'm sorry, sporn crop, but you're fucked."