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I'm amazed to be part of the entertainment industry, coming from a small town in Indiana. And just to clarify, I am not a pedophile.

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Their house looks good. I love podcasts. Oh, I'm so sorry! I wasn't looking. Gravity's Rainbow is my favorite book. I'm Charlie. I'm Ben. Would you ever watch where you're going? You charged into me like a rhino! It's November; shouldn't you be with the Halloween decorations? What are you listening to? A podcast on how to be less of a coward? You have something in your hair—oh, it's a rat. I thought I was unlucky in love. Hi, I had to draw you; I call it "getting hit by a garbage truck." Most lesbians are fans. You can say my music sucks. At least you know who I am. We're on SNL! You're like 6'7" with the confidence of a 52-year-old. We're way more brat than you—brat stands for being really awesome together. Good day!

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Nice to meet you, class. Trevor, a TV worker, talks about comedy. Who wants to work in TV? Who's the class clown? Joey? Want to be an astronaut? Study flying or science. Moon landing was faked. Bush family worships Satan, with disturbing rituals. Bush senior watched son's initiation. President Bush masturbated in front of his dad.

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Hi, I'm Von Vidi, also known as Joe McClinski. I want to be remembered as a creator of funny videos and music, as well as a camp counselor who made kids happy. Unfortunately, I also struggled with addiction and alcoholism, causing pain for my family. Despite that, I'm grateful for my supportive followers who mean the world to me. I've had an amazing life, traveling and making friends from all walks of life. I have no complaints and only feel peace and love for all of you.

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Thank you! It feels a bit strange to be back here hosting, especially since I used to do the weekend update. A year and a half ago, I had a disagreement with NBC and was fired for not being funny. Normally, that would lead to a lawsuit, but since it’s a comedy show, they had the upper hand. Now, just a year and a half later, they’ve invited me back to host. I wondered how I went from being deemed not funny to hosting. It hit me that I haven’t gotten funnier; the show has just gotten worse. So, to recap: I'm still not funny, but the show is even worse. We have a bad show for you tonight with Doctor Dre, Snoop Dogg, and Eminem.

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The speaker writes a chaotic note to family that blends gun culture with political and corporate references: Pace, love, unity, and guns. He recalls meeting Brandon Herrera at SHOT Show last year and says Brandon Herrera for president, noting this message brought to you by BlackRock and ExxonMobil sponsored by Pabst Blue Ribbon. He mentions tomorrow’s apology to his family: Tomorrow. I'm sorry to my family, but that's it. The monologue shifts to violent imagery: Regret everything. I didn't ask for life. You didn't ask for death. I'll make my own and watch my nine millimeter go bang. It includes disturbing lines such as Nigel. That dude raped someone and Got my new headphones so I can hear them scream, plus Got more Jew gas taped on this end and It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel really good.

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It's good to see you again. I want to address the recent racist joke about working at 7-Eleven. Honestly, it was hurtful, but I’m a survivor. There’s a growing hunger for offense in our culture, where people seek validation through outrage rather than genuine issues. This affects comedy, which is essential for holding power accountable. Humor should not be treated as harmful; it’s a vital tool for critique. Regarding the election, a large margin is necessary to prevent interference. I support Trump because he effectively advanced our agenda. DeSantis supporters should unite for the greater good. I’m exploring my next steps, whether in government or elsewhere, focusing on my purpose and unique gifts. Whatever I pursue will be driven by passion, not obligation. Thank you for having me.

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Here's your DNA test. We sent it to the lab and got the results back immediately. Look at this: European, Siberian, East Asian. Wait a minute... 97.7% Jewish. Are you Jewish? Yes? You're in a room full of Jewish people. Are you scared? No? Welcome to Hollywood! I went to Katz Deli when I was in New York. It's really good. Look around the room - everyone here is Jewish. It's crazy, right? How do you feel about all this? I've always loved the world.

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Are you going to cover the Diddy scandal in your stand-up routine? Have you thought about how to approach it? I probably won't. Why not? It's about family. If he's convicted, would you consider it then? No. So you think Diddy is completely off-limits? Yeah, that's right. Alright, thanks. How are you doing?

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The craziest thing happened when I was a kid. My mom was bathing my brothers and me, and I just froze up. My dad called my name, but I started acting slow, and he got mad, telling me to stop playing around. Immediately after that, we were speeding to the hospital, running red lights. Doctors said they needed to operate on my brain that night. Since then, I've had 13 brain surgeries, and my personality has changed each time. You don't often hear that from someone terminally ill with only five months to live. I'm going to keep going until I run out of gas, whenever God calls me home. I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for my dad, who I know is proud of me, and I'm proud of him. I also want to thank President Trump because I wouldn't be here today without him.

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"This message brought to you by BlackRock and ExxonMobil, sponsored by Pabst Blue Ribbon, Brandon Herrera for president." "I met Brandon Herrera at SHOT Show last year. He and I had a conversation, a brief conversation, but, like, we agreed on a lot of things." "So y'all should vote for Brandon Herrera for president." "Tomorrow. I'm sorry to my family, but that's it." "That's the only people I'm sorry to fuck those kids." "Shit. I regret everything." "Watch millimeter go bang." "Where is your fucking god now?" "The big boy. Fucking rip and tear. That's the big one." "Don't forget to live, laugh, and love." "That dude raped someone." "Got my new headphones so I can hear them scream." "Got more Jew gas taped on this end. This will be for the emergency exit." "Nigger." "Tomorrow. Tomorrow. I love you. I hate you. It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel really good."

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I remember one time when I was younger, my mom was bathing me and my brothers when I suddenly froze up. My dad called my name, but I started going slow, acting like something was wrong. We rushed to the hospital, running lights, and the doctors said they needed to operate on my brain that night. Since then, I've had 13 brain surgeries, and my personality has changed each time. I'm terminally ill and only have five months to live, but I'm going to keep going until I can't anymore; whenever God calls me home. I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for my dad. I know he's proud of me, and I'm proud of him too. I also want to thank President Trump because I wouldn't be here today if it wasn't for him.

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Let's dive into things our sons like that they shouldn't. My son loves TikTok, but I remind him he’s broke and ugly. Richard, what about your son? He prefers white friends and wants to do improv. My son wants to be vegan, but I tell him to eat chicken first. Richard jokes about his son self-diagnosing OCD. Now, Kevin, a guidance counselor, joins us. When a son slams a door, he suggests communication and compassion. Richard jokes about his son not having a door due to a pornography addiction. I quip about needing respect because I used to own the house. Kevin brings out his son, Connor, who says he’s lucky to be his son. Kevin insists they have a close relationship, and his wife supports it. Richard humorously questions their dynamic, and we wrap up with a light-hearted exchange.

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I remember being young and locking up suddenly while my mom was bathing my brothers and me. My dad thought I was just playing around, but when he realized I wasn't, we rushed to the hospital, speeding and running lights. Doctors said they needed to operate on my brain that night. Since then, I've had 13 brain surgeries, and each one has changed my personality. I'm terminally ill and only have five months to live, but I'm not giving up. I'll keep going until I can't anymore. You never know when God will call you home. I'm grateful to my dad; I wouldn't be here without him. I'm also thankful for President Trump; without him, I wouldn't be here today.

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Thanks, I'm Norm McDonald. Now, the fake news. It's official: murder is legal in California.

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I would like to thank everyone for their trust and support. First and foremost, I want to thank my wife. We have a playful interaction, joking about whether we have met before. We then have a lighthearted exchange about putting something away and a comment about my mom loving it. We involve a child named Angel, asking her to hold something and taking pictures. We make a comment about not smiling until you're thirty and ask Angel her age. She says she's twelve. We mention that our show is challenging and express a preference for kids over pizza. The video ends with a mention of "Grandpa's."

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I am Kamala Harris, a Democratic presidential candidate chosen for diversity. I learned from Joe Biden to hide incompetence. I talk about insignificant things as significant, like the passage of time. I try to sound black and mimic Obama. Despite failures, I tout a strong relationship with North Korea. Remember, voting unburdens us from the past, meaning Biden. If you think things are bad now, just wait. Thank you.

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Speaker 0: Hey, Mega. How bad does it hurt? The Jimmy Kimmel's back, but you guys can't get your person back.

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Thank you! It's great to be here. I just recovered from the flu, which got me thinking about who might have given it to me. I suspect it was a shoeless cowboy I sat next to on a flight. On a different note, ladies, you’re struggling in the political arena. Maybe it’s time to rethink your approach—find a balance between professionalism and charm. The election dragged on forever, and it’s hard to believe Trump didn’t win earlier. His resilience is impressive, especially after getting shot and still acting fearless. I recently woke up at 3 AM to Shaquille O'Neal selling printer ink, which was surreal. It’s surprising he’s still working despite his wealth. We have a great show ahead, so stick around!

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Welcome to Saturday Night Live's 50th anniversary! Congratulations to Lorne Michaels on 25 years of SNL. The news is wild, and security was intense getting in tonight. There's a lot of focus on a recent tragedy involving a man with a family, but it’s been a tough year for many, including Kamala and Diddy. Jake Paul’s antics against older fighters are ridiculous. Trump had an eventful year, surviving an assassination attempt and winning the presidency again. People worry about his lack of dignity, but history shows we've had undignified presidents before. Meanwhile, Joe Biden pardoned his son Hunter, which is what any parent would do. We have a great show ahead with Gracie Abrams, so stick around!

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I squeak like a chirping grasshopper or a squeaky screen door. I want to be a backup girl. What's wrong with Justin's hair? We need a global movement. Men think we go from oral to anal, but I don't anymore. I think about Lisa and horses. Welcome back. Kader is spelled k h a d r. Omar Connery has more class than the entire cabinet. Thank you.

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Hi, Bodhi. Hi, Maylisa. Congrats on your big contract with the Panthers! Thank you! I’m excited about a commercial too—I'm the new face of Crazy Bread for Little Caesars. Money is coming in! And by the way, my last name is Dookie, from my late husband, Davonte Dookie, who played for the Falcons. Everyone's curious about who I'm dating now. I was seen with Manny from Modern Family—he's 27! But remember, the average NFL career is just three years. What’s next if it ends? If needed, I might have to make another baby! We are Dukies; we don’t crumble under pressure. Even when things get tough, we stay solid. The Dukie family, everyone!

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I am a skinny guy with a funny last name, and I'm here to answer a question that's on everyone's mind. Who am I and why am I on this debate stage? Well, I'm not just a hopeful skinny kid with a funny name. I believe that America has a place for me too.

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Streamers disgust me. Honestly, same. I’m not successful like the normal successful; I’m successful because I worked in spite of the machine. Streaming is gay. If you're an attractive woman, congratulations. You've succeeded. You have a career. A Dunning Krueger midwit curve here: you need to be so beautifully mid; you gotta be the world's sexiest five. Ladder climber and ladder puller dynamics define how some succeed. Streaming is parasocial and the space runs on collabs and back-scraping; 'the truth doesn't matter. Only matters what you can prove.' parassocial soy boys and Gooner girls populate the scene. 'I succeeded by telling the truth. Showed remorse when I [__] up and apologized to those I've wronged.' Still, many act like a robot in the political space, because you must deflect criticism and move the narrative. I woke up this morning and I didn't feel too good, but I wanted to spend time with my wife and dog. I’ve lost friends to tragedy—Reckful, Etica, my grandma—and I think about how death changes you. 'The best revenge to the people who've wronged you, let me guess, success, is to live a good life.' We’re in a literal war against soy; I’ll keep fighting across YouTube, kick, and Twitch.

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Tickle Me Emo | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #207
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The show meanders through a string of anecdotes and reflections. Theo Von vents a playful hunger for football, joking that he would watch football players play football with a basketball, and muses about an in-between sport until a regular ball returns on the field. He riffs on joy and fun, admitting that he often needs the fun forced out of him and that he’s afraid to admit he’s enjoying himself because sharing joy feels like exposing himself. He recalls his father, who had nine fingers, and how tickling him was a rare, mood-lifting moment that could only happen at night. He describes needing to push through resistance to fun, and a habit of judging others’ joy as a shield against being hurt. He discusses not wanting to rely on others, yet acknowledging how he craves connection while preserving independence. He notes coming home to a studio with baby-blue paint, and detours into memories of growing up in rural Louisiana, ground shrimp, and a quirky family dynamic. He returns to his dad’s tickling and the peculiar nine-finger joke, mixed with childhood reminiscences about neighbors, boats, and roast beef sandwiches. He shifts to the Toronto Raptors’ underdog victory, praising Canada’s win as inspiring for middle-of-the-pack teams, and contrasts it with Golden State’s all-star lineup. He jokes about Canada customs as a gauntlet and shares comic takes on Vancouver and Portland. The show includes fan calls from Portland about a disruptive night, backstage locker-room chatter, and grateful notes to Patreon supporters who helped fund single-dad giveaways. He reflects on Father’s Day, his own father’s absence, and how other dads helped him feel connected to fatherhood and family. Interspersed are pitches for mental health support, with BetterHelp ads detailing four communication modes and accessibility, and a reminder that help is available worldwide. He closes with gratitude for listeners, underdog stories, guests to come, and the enduring appeal of the underdog ethos.
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