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Speaker 0 expresses a desire to meet Jimmy Savile someday and suggests that if the person has a sister, she could be brought along to meet him. Speaker 0 notes they don’t have any sisters.
Speaker 1 replies that he doesn’t usually meet fellas, but if Speaker 0 has a sister, that would be okay. Speaker 0 mentions a personal assistant named Marsha, whose job description includes greeting, meeting, and massaging anyone Speaker 0 demands she greet or meet, and notes that Marsha is very attractive. Speaker 1 says that’s a good start.
Speaker 0 asks what kind of introduction or arrangement Speaker 1 would like. Speaker 1 answers that he would prefer Marsha to wear nothing. Speaker 0 confirms that he wants Marsha, the assistant, to meet Speaker 1 naked, and Speaker 1 says there’s nothing wrong with that. Speaker 0 adds that last time he spoke like this was with Father Christmas. Speaker 1 comments that he has not trusted Father Christmases in Debenhams or other stores in the past, and says a similar sentiment about stores.
Speaker 0 suggests that Speaker 1 has always been thought of as a Father Christmas figure, someone who solves problems, and makes a comparison to Father Christmas with regard to dropping wages. Speaker 0 then thanks Speaker 1 for talking with him in the restaurant and asks whether Speaker 1 could pass on best wishes to his dinner companion and consider coming on the show again in the future. Speaker 1 responds vaguely with “Who knows?”