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Speaker 0: Welcome back to Jake GTV news. Did you see ICE shooting American citizens?
Speaker 1: I thought they were supposed to get rid of the illegals, though.
Speaker 0: Me too. Let's go to Ching Chong on the murder scene.
Speaker 1: Chloe and Michael, good morning. We're here in Minneapolis where ICE agents trained by Israel are causing chaos. We go to John for more.
Speaker 0: Thanks, Ching Chong. Thought it was only Libtards who opposed this, but they are literally murdering Americans. Back to you in the studio.
Speaker 2: Stand back.
Speaker 1: Please don't hurt me, sir Ed. I'm here to get rid of the illegals, grandma.
Speaker 0: Wow. Thanks, John. Check this out here. It's from the protest. Here we see an agent assault a woman for simply being at the protest.
Speaker 3: Then Alex steps in to help her
Speaker 0: get back on her feet, and
Speaker 4: the agents pepper spray him and proceed to assault him.
Speaker 0: They then proceed to remove his legally owned firearm and shoot him in the back roughly 10 times, not even kidding. Holy shit.
Speaker 1: Please tell me they're gonna jail.
Speaker 0: Nope. They're on administrative leave while the FBI pretends to care. Dude, what? Let's see what Trump's team has to say.
Speaker 5: Very, very unfortunate incident. I don't like that he had a gun. I don't like the fact that he was carrying a gun.
Speaker 6: You know, you can't have guns. You can't walk in with guns. You just can't. And you can't listen. You can't walk in with guns. You can't do that, but it's it's a very unfortunate incident.
Speaker 7: Do you
Speaker 1: agree with Trump, Steen?
Speaker 6: Oh, hell yeah. Guns are bad now. Didn't you get the memo?
Speaker 1: What about the second amendment?
Speaker 6: It's all four d chess, honey. Trust the plan.
Speaker 1: Sup, bro? How do you feel about ICE?
Speaker 0: This country needs more Indians than blacks. Check your privilege.
Speaker 1: Dude, when did everybody get so retarded? Was it the vaccines or something? We go to the investigation team to learn more.
Speaker 8: Thanks, Ching Chung. So basically, we uncovered that not only is ICE Embassy located in Tel Aviv, but they're using the same technology they used to genocide the Palestinians.
Speaker 0: It's a freaking Jewish spyware by Paragon Solutions called Graphite, and check this out. Tell me why Alex Pretty was googled a month prior to the shooting and, again, five minutes before his death. Make of that what you will. Back to you guys. Wow. Wasn't the Homeland Security's own Twitter page being run from Israel?
Speaker 1: Yeah. Same with ICE's embassy, Tel Aviv to be exact.
Speaker 0: Freaking Jews, man.
Speaker 9: Shut it down. He was an unhinged lefty who thought our Chobus Goy Trumpstein was a dictator. He kicked the taillight the week prior, so he deserved to be gunned down like a dog.
Speaker 1: Air that. Jeez, Producer Berg, chill.
Speaker 0: Gosh, he's so Talmudic.
Speaker 1: Right. Always victim.
Speaker 0: Anyways, here's their emotional justification for cold blooded murder.
Speaker 1: That was a pretty good leg kick.
Speaker 0: Right? Let's get Shapiro Steen's take on this whole thing.
Speaker 10: Just because we didn't arrest anyone for the Epstein files, genocide, or our poisonous mRNA doesn't mean we won't also get away with murdering Boyum. After all, he kicked a taillight.
Speaker 0: Yeah. I guess you're right, Shapiro Steen. Israel is our greatest ally.
Speaker 1: You're not getting a raise.
Speaker 0: Discount on your only freaks?
Speaker 1: Not a chance. Ching chong, take it away. Gosh, dude. You're such a weak little simp. She's a literal succubus.
Speaker 0: Anyways, let's take a tour with the IDF, I mean ice. Whoops. What was your training like? We were supposed to be trained for this?
Speaker 0: Yeah. We've got an antiseptic on the next block. Get ready to murder. Stop resisting. Did you see me shoot that senior citizen? Yeah. Definitely not an immigrant, he sure had it coming. Let's see what Diego's up to.
Speaker 2: I will tell you this, brother. What? You know? I will tell you this. You raise your voice? I raise your voice.
Speaker 1: Wow. Isn't that like against the law?
Speaker 0: You'd think so but they'll end up getting paid administrative leave and mental health support.
Speaker 1: Seriously?
Speaker 0: Dead ass. If I
Speaker 11: raise my voice, you'll erase
Speaker 2: my Exactly. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 11: Are you serious? You said, if I raise my voice, you'll erase my voice?
Speaker 1: Yes. Mhmm. Mhmm. Ice. You guys are saving this country.
Speaker 0: Didn't they kill that American woman last week? Renee Good or something?
Speaker 1: That non chosen person? She was lesbian leftist Karen. Who cares?
Speaker 0: Whatever you say, Daisy. No.
Speaker 7: No. Shit. Shit. Oh my fucking god. What the fuck? What What the the fuck? Fuck?
Speaker 0: You might be wondering, why Minneapolis? Tim Waltz ushered in a defund the police initiative, which created a perfect opportunity for Trump's team to bring about the first AI surveillance state. You know what they say, create the problem, usher in the solution. Tom, back to you. Exactly.
Speaker 0: So Peter Thiel, a close advisor to J. D. Vance, founded Palantir, the company that built the AI surveillance system used to target sand people. That same technology was sold to ICE and rebranded as Immigration OS, creating a satanic surveillance network to monitor Americans.
Speaker 9: Shut it down, Tom. That's not for the normies to understand. Keep it up and I'll turn you into a lampshade like I did with Jackie. Back to the Goyslop or you're canceled.
Speaker 12: Goyslop Junior's Goyslop Filet is back, and it's got more seed oils than ever.
Speaker 0: I hate myself. Goyslop Junior.
Speaker 7: Go on.
Speaker 6: Enjoy cancer.
Speaker 1: Gosh, that looks good.
Speaker 0: Producer Verk said if we stop talking about Palantir, Goyslap Junior will cater to the Super Bowl party.
Speaker 1: Alright.
Speaker 0: Zipped. Let's just have Eric Warsaw break it down for us.
Speaker 12: Palantir. The same company that is run by the hardline Zionist Alex Karp who works closely with Israeli military, will now be in charge of America's civilian data collection. We built Foundry, which was just was used to distribute the COVID vaccine and saved millions of lives globally. Palantir is here to disrupt and make our the institutions we partner with the very best in the world, and when it's necessary to scare enemies and on occasion kill them.
Speaker 12: And also, the target selections for the US military, police forces, and even target selections for ICE officers.
Speaker 1: That's right, Eric. We're giving our data to the Israeli Jew whose AI targeted over fifty percent of the civilian deaths in Gaza. Here he is.
Speaker 7: Your AI and your technology from Palestine to kill Palestinians.
Speaker 13: Mostly terrorists.
Speaker 1: And by terrorists, he means anyone who opposes their families being genocided, including women and children. This guy.
Speaker 9: Shut it the heck down. Say goodbye to your Goyslav junior catering. Remember what happened to Charlie? You're next. Run the freaking commercials.
Speaker 0: Want to express yourself? Well, now you can. I always wonder how dumb this going sometimes can be.
Speaker 7: TikTok,
Speaker 0: Now owned by the Jews at BlackRock.
Speaker 7: We're watching that.
Speaker 0: Wow. I thought China owning our data was bad. Now you can't even say Zionist without getting flagged.
Speaker 1: Straight up. It's like, give it back to China at this point.
Speaker 0: Anything's better than Jews at this point.
Speaker 1: Right? It's like take a freaking joke, let alone facts.
Speaker 0: That's based. We go to John for some breaking news. Thanks, guys. Couldn't have said it better. And this just in, we're taking over Greenland because it was promised to us by Lucifer himself. So take it away, Satan.
Speaker 14: By the way, what are we doing with Greenland? We gotta do something with Greenland. Where's my advance team? Go to Greenland. They must have some satellite needs or something that we could do there. But we are coloring the world blue.
Speaker 0: So satanic.
Speaker 1: Right? Isn't Greenland the central hub for the undersea data cables connecting North America, Europe, and Asia?
Speaker 0: Bingo.
Speaker 0: Ching Chong joins us live from Greenland.
Speaker 1: We're here in Greenland, and not only is it located on a gold mine of rare earth minerals, but its freezing temperatures are the perfect natural coolant for the AI supercomputers needed to power the new world order that will enslave humanity. Eric Morsaw, break it down for us.
Speaker 12: If you thought George Orwell's 1984 was a bad surveillance state, wait until you see what Israel's Palantir can do with AI technology or America. It's gonna make the movie The Matrix look mild.
Speaker 1: Thanks, Eric. But to truly understand the endgame, you need to understand their ultimate prize, Jerusalem's Golden Dome. The satanic cabal believes controlling this one holy site lets them hijack God's story for billions and install the Antichrist. Let's hear what Trump's theme has to say about it.
Speaker 5: We will have all everything we want. We're getting everything we want at no cost.
Speaker 10: So the so the Golden Dome will be on Greenland?
Speaker 5: A piece of it, yes. And it's a very important part because it's everything comes over Greenland. If the bad guys start shooting, it comes over Greenland.
Speaker 1: So what he means by that is the satanic cabal is taking a piece of God's throne and putting it on their AI brain in Greenland to legitimize the antichrist.
Speaker 6: Is that some sort of question?
Speaker 1: How does that make you feel?
Speaker 6: Get the out of our country.
Speaker 10: So what are we talking about? An acquisition of Greenland? Are you going to pay for it?
Speaker 5: I mean We're talking about it's really being negotiated now, the details of it, but essentially it's total access. It's there's no end.
Speaker 0: We're making Iran great again, Venezuela, and now Greenland. How exciting.
Speaker 1: Why can't we just fix this country?
Speaker 0: Because Israel is our greatest ally.
Speaker 1: Right, Shapiro Steen?
Speaker 0: Well. I'm so sick of pretending we're Israel first.
Speaker 10: I heard that. Just because you stupid goyim think you can expose our satanic agenda doesn't mean you won't fall for our next tie up. Dennis, shut this episode down or you're all fired.
Speaker 0: Thanks, Shapiro Steen. Suck on this. Anyways, if you're still not following Jake GTV, you're either brainwashed or legally retarded.
Speaker 15: I think I figured out where our data's going. Just let me hack into Homeland Security real quick, and we're in.
Speaker 0: And time to get rid of their lice For antiseptic purposes, of course. Did you hear we gave Jake GTV a strike on his YouTube?
Speaker 9: Oh, someone's hacked into our system. Another pizza cost.
Speaker 1: Look who it is, my base fucking noticer. If you wanna stop wondering what's going on and know, check out my new book on jakegtv.com. Otherwise, just hit the like, comment, and subscribe, and I'll see you on the next one.
Speaker 9: Did you hit him with a YouTube strike?
Speaker 0: Sir, we did, but he's not stopping.
Speaker 9: Shadow ban his accounts. We must shut him down before the red
Speaker 7: heifer
Speaker 0: is sacrificed.