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Their house looks good. I love podcasts. Oh, I'm so sorry! I wasn't looking. Gravity's Rainbow is my favorite book. I'm Charlie. I'm Ben. Would you ever watch where you're going? You charged into me like a rhino! It's November; shouldn't you be with the Halloween decorations? What are you listening to? A podcast on how to be less of a coward? You have something in your hair—oh, it's a rat. I thought I was unlucky in love. Hi, I had to draw you; I call it "getting hit by a garbage truck." Most lesbians are fans. You can say my music sucks. At least you know who I am. We're on SNL! You're like 6'7" with the confidence of a 52-year-old. We're way more brat than you—brat stands for being really awesome together. Good day!

You turned 30! How was the party? I wasn't invited. Actually, you were invited. Last time I was on the show, you mentioned not being invited, but I didn't know you wanted to come. Who wouldn't want to be invited to a party? I didn't realize you liked me. Of course I like you! You've been on the show many times. I did invite you, but you didn't come. This time you invited me? Are you sure? Yes, ask Jonathan, your producer. I wasn't invited either. Why didn't I go? I don't know.

I'm on vacation, but my house has been torn up by the Secret Service to make it secure. So I have nowhere to go except Delaware for one day. I'm not homeless, I just have one home. It's a beautiful home, but I'm here for the day because I can't call.

Thank you! It feels a bit strange to be back here hosting, especially since I used to do the weekend update. A year and a half ago, I had a disagreement with NBC and was fired for not being funny. Normally, that would lead to a lawsuit, but since it’s a comedy show, they had the upper hand. Now, just a year and a half later, they’ve invited me back to host. I wondered how I went from being deemed not funny to hosting. It hit me that I haven’t gotten funnier; the show has just gotten worse. So, to recap: I'm still not funny, but the show is even worse. We have a bad show for you tonight with Doctor Dre, Snoop Dogg, and Eminem.

Come on in! It's no big deal, just come into your own house. Whose house is it? It's mine! So come on in and have fun. You've had enough, haven't you? What the shit? Okay.

Beyonce hosts a Juneteenth party at the White House with her uncle Chester. Steve Urkel crashes to give the president "racial street cred." Robert De Niro awkwardly dances with Kamala Harris. The party is bizarre, questioning the leadership of the country. Joe Biden avoids any mishaps.

Sooner or later, you're gonna be hanging around and want my cooking again. You're gonna knock on my door; you've done it before. I expected you exactly then. You ain't gonna get it. You managed to come calling on bacon day and towed in three or four measly little pieces of firewood. Some folks does the work while others just visit, sitting around quittling and telling stories like Burr Fox and Burr Rabbit. Stick his nose in this hair picture, and we have Burr Rabbit stew. There never was a better cook in DJ parks than nowhere else. You ain't pulling no wool over my eyes.

It's been a tough time, but we're ready to help you out. You lost your honey wagon while in the big house, but we can get you set up for just $1.30 a month. What are you talking about, J Rock? Can you just be straightforward? I wish I could do more, but things are tight. Tyrone, can you fill me in? I missed something about Corey and Trevor dropping off hydro gear and business not going well. It's good to have you back in the park. Where are the keys to this thing?

Let's bow our heads and bless the meal. Everyone, say Namaste. Now, let's get some food. The line is long, so I'll grab something fresh off the grill. We have sausages, brisket, and ribs. Do you have any vegan options? Unfortunately, no. I guess a bun with ketchup will have to do. By the way, have you seen my husband? I’m starting to worry. I think he went around the house. Who's your favorite Batman? What have you done? You're eating meat! It was an accident; it means nothing to me! Don't go! I just haven't had real food in a while.

Want to go fishing tomorrow? I've got a colonoscopy! My party was a flop. The guests have arrived... or is this even a party? It's a cul-de-sac party! The invitations were spears (metaphorically, of course). Someone's using a leaf blower. My mower's a smoker – I spent a fortune on it! Fully custom. Plenty of Bud Lights. The party's hopping, but the HOA's already complaining. Bill, get off the boat!

What in the Muncie boyology is going on over here? This man just found a pack of Muncie boys in the woods in the new square sector of Muncie Land burning a deer on a pallet, yo—literally an entire deer, yo. The deer had sticks going throughout its whole body, through its stomach, through its eyes. What in the new squarian ritual is going on back here? So this is why you guys wanna own all the property in Muncie Land? To cook venison in the woods, in the backyard. What in the Muncie Land barbecue is going on for real, y'all? My Muncie boys gotta explain this to me, man. Somebody gotta explain this to me, y'all, immediately. You explain to me. Alright?

I see cowboys. Is this a good idea? I know we wanted to relive Texas memories, but it feels wrong. I'm used to avoiding neighbors and stepping over sidewalk messes to get the mail. Do we have enough food? Xanthan's on a hunger strike, so that's covered. Are those tofu dogs? Of course! Why not offer them your quinoa salad? By "them," do you mean Cynthia or the group? Let’s just ask. Oh, hi! I recognize some of these people from avoiding eye contact. Those are our squatters. They’re decent tenants, but watch out for the used needles they leave around. We tried to clean up, but it’s like cleaning up bizarrely only for it to get messy again immediately.

Where's your friend? Biden is supposed to be here. They’re waiting for him. Look how far left he is, behind the palm tree. I can’t see him. Oh, there he is! No, wait, he’s behind the palm tree again.

Sam, you've been quiet. Can you share something? My phone battery drains quickly, and it’s frustrating. That seems trivial. I felt my vote didn’t count on Tuesday. Is that about The Voice? I lost a family member recently, which is tough. I got locked out of my Tubi account, and my mom’s name is Tubi. That’s a grief gasm. I just had one, and my phone’s dying. Catherine, do you want to share? My dog died, and it hit me hard because I adopted him during a tough time. Samuel, let her speak. I’m sober, but I bought a bottle of booze last Saturday and can’t stop staring at it. Just let her talk. I have my own trauma; my wife exploded on Christmas Eve. That’s the most boring story ever.

I don't see you at parties anymore. You seem comfortable here, we're having a good time, life is beautiful, birds are singing, and we're going to kick your ass, that's for sure.

That's terrible! That's where I go for snow and shipping, and the seafood restaurant too. Oh no, not Wiley's! Wait, this is really close to Big Rock. That's just awful. Right here, Wiley's and the enchiladas—please, this is heartbreaking. Hey, Joe, go ahead.

I got kicked out of a gender reveal party for joking about the baby's gender not sticking in 10 years. Grandma got upset and left. I bought them a pride onesie from Target.

Hey there! Thanks for inviting us to our first backyard barbecue. We’ve never met our neighbors before. This is Clay. Hi, I’m Tiffany, and this is Steve. Welcome to our home! I know this one—go Dodgers! My gardener Javier calls me Caranito, which means he cares. We brought a quinoa kale salad with balsamic reduction. Jennifer Aniston ate this every day on the set of Friends. Oh, bless your heart! Let me find a place for this salad. What does that tell you?

We need one more joke to wrap this up. How about a prominent Democrat maskless in a room full of masked schoolchildren? That’s too close to reality. Let’s go dumber. Apple introduces a pregnant man emoji. Already happened. John Kerry warns the Ukraine war might distract from climate change. CDC recommends social distancing. A math professor claims 2 plus 2 equals 4 is racist. A man who undermined women in sports is celebrated. What if Biden started a program to give crack pipes to drug addicts for racial equity? That’s absurd! But it sounds like something he might actually do. Dinner’s here! Did you hear about the president giving out free crack pipes?

Fry the food, ignore the flies. I don't care, fry it up. Just enjoy the night, you'll have fun.

For every day we don't find out who's on the Diddy party guest list, I'm going to oil up one of my friends. I know where to get the oil—CVS has it in large bottles. I'll put my friend on the staircase and no one can leave until we get the names of the guests. People think Diddy is just a good musician, but there's more to it. Starting tonight, for each night I remain in the dark about the guest list, one of my friends will get oiled up. I'm serious about this.

We are all following regulations at this party to avoid any police investigation in the future. Everyone is maintaining proper social distancing. I'm happy to announce that we have switched from the metric system back to the Imperial system, with a minimum distance requirement of at least 2 inches.

Gender reveal paraphernalia and the scent of freedom fill the air on a hot July afternoon. People gather, setting up fireworks without any particular reason.

Welcome to Pizza and Ping Pong! Today, we celebrate Sasha's birthday, which is just as special as Christmas. Whether you love Sasha or just want some perks like free pizza or drinks, we're all here to enjoy the festivities. And by the way, does anyone have chuck dip? I've never tried it!

If you don't have one of these for Christmas, I'm not coming. I’ve got some potatoes on it, but if you don’t have this, I’m out. Is it Timna? Where’s Footsie? I’m flipping the top, but my cousin makes it better. If you don’t have one of these, I’m not coming for Thanksgiving either. This isn’t anything like what Kurt made before.