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Speaker 0 opens by saying having kids is an important decision. Speaker 1 notes they’re waiting for the right time and that rushing is not an option, then abruptly says, “Oh, shit. I’m pregnant again,” lamenting having too many kids. Speaker 0 questions if Speaker 1 was on the pill, to which Speaker 1 responds “Hell no.” They speculate about Britney and dismiss the idea of having a child now, given the current market, agreeing that it wouldn’t make sense. Speaker 0 suggests coming over, then uses a hostile term, and Speaker 1 criticizes someone’s indifference toward them. Speaker 0 asserts there must be something “he” likes over there, and Speaker 1 dismisses the notion, asking if it means nothing to them. An exclamation, “Oh, shit. It wasn’t me. It wasn’t me,” follows, and then Speaker 1 asks, “Baby?” as they note they finally decided to have children, while they acknowledge not pointing fingers but that it’s not going well.
The conversation shifts to fertility and assisted reproduction. Speaker 0 questions whether in vitro would be appropriate, while Speaker 1 counters that it should always be them. They discuss not being responsible for sperm count, with Speaker 0 proclaiming, “Yeah. I’m gonna fuck all of you. That’s my boy.” The dialogue then shifts to a dramatic line about Clevon: he was lucky to be alive after attempting to jump a jet ski from a lake into a swimming pool and impaling his crotch on an iron gate. Thanks to advances in stem cell research and the work of Drs. Krinsky and Alt Schuler, Clevon is expected to regain full reproductive function.
Speaker 0 replies with “Unfortunately.” Speaker 1 reports that Trevor died of a heart attack while masturbating to produce sperm for artificial insemination, but notes she has some eggs frozen, so as soon as the right guy comes along, there will be a use for them. The narrative then states that this pattern continued for generations, though few, if any, seemed to notice.