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Ricky Gervais hosted the Golden Globes, joking it was his last time so he doesn't care anymore. He noted Kevin Hart was fired for offensive tweets, but the Hollywood Foreign Press barely speaks English or knows Twitter.
He joked about Felicity Huffman's license plates and sympathized with her daughter. He pointed out celebrities like Al Pacino, Robert De Niro, and Joe Pesci, and warned everyone is terrified of Ronan Farrow. Gervais mentioned "pedophile movies" and the HFPA being racist, leading to a lack of diversity in the In Memoriam segment.
He said nobody cares about movies anymore, everyone watches Netflix, and the show should just give Netflix all the awards. He compared the show to his series "Afterlife," and joked about Jeffrey Epstein. He mocked Hollywood's reliance on remakes, sequels, and superhero movies, and referenced Martin Scorsese's comments about Marvel.
He joked about Leonardo DiCaprio's dates being too young and James Corden's role in Cats. He criticized Apple for making a show about dignity while running sweatshops. He told winners not to make political speeches, accept their award, thank their agent and God, and "fuck off." He made jokes about the presenters and the vegetarian meal. He ended by telling everyone to donate to Australia, get drunk, and take drugs.