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The vaccine is here, a brand new mRNA vaccine. Animal testing was skipped, so we're going straight to humans. It's 100% effective, except for the mask and lockdown part. Actually, it's 90%, no, 85%, or maybe 75%, but hey, 65% is still good. Okay, it's 40%, and it wears off, so you'll need boosters four to six times a year.
It takes a month to work, offers mild protection, requires boosters, masks, and staying home. You can still get COVID, and there are rare, serious side effects like AIDS and exploding hearts, but pharmaceutical companies are indemnified.
This vaccine is the only plan I have, so everyone's taking it, even with risks. It doesn't stop transmission, oops! Bodily autonomy doesn't exist. Take the shot, or lose your job. Fine, just take the jab. No protesting, or you might lose your bank account. Trust the science! Your sister wants you to get it for her wedding. Alright, I'll get it.