The best Super Bowl commercials of 2025 include a nostalgic Nike ad with the original fat kid nearly hit by a Phone Car, Kanye promoting an iPhone, T-Mobile and Starlink's space internet service, a hilarious Jeep ad featuring Harrison Ford, and a classic fan-made Doritos spot.
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1) Bland AI hired the fat kid from the OG Nike Ad and nearly ran him over with a Phone Car https://t.co/lwwIVeVbuc
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Perfection takes time, effort, and hard work. But what if there was an easier way?
Imagine an AI handling all your business calls, eliminating four-hour hold times, offshore call centers, and endless menus. Your customers deserve better.
We can make your calls perfect. Let's end call blandness. Call us at (415) 480-0000 and let's talk. Visit bland.com.
Speaker 0: Perfection. It's not something that just happens. It takes time, effort, hard work.
Speaker 1: Or maybe it just takes a giant phone call and an AI that handles all of your business' phone calls because customers deserve better than four hour hold times, offshore bad attitudes, and endless phone menus. Give me a ring at (415) 480-0000. Let's make calls perfect. Call bland.com.
Speaker 0: Wow.
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2) Kanye West (Ye) posting yet another iPhone ad because he used all of his budget on his teeth https://t.co/MeGP8ZitdV
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Hey everyone! I blew my commercial budget on new teeth, so this video's iPhone quality. Check out yeezy.com.
Speaker 0: So what's up, guys? I spent, like, all the money for the commercial, on these new teeth. So once again, I had to shoot it on the iPhone. Go to yeezy.com.
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3) T-Mobile and Starlink collaboration to provide internet service to cell phones on any network from space https://t.co/XHqjjLHAYX
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Over 500,000 square miles of the US lack cell service—areas where emergencies go unreported, and connections are lost. But T-Mobile is changing that. We've partnered with Starlink to launch hundreds of satellites, creating the first space-based network that works with your existing phone. Connection matters, so we're offering free access to anyone, regardless of their carrier. With T-Mobile Starlink, if you can see the sky, you're connected.
Speaker 0: There are over 500,000 square miles of The US unreachable by any cell phone tower. Places where emergency text It's okay. It's okay. Never sent, where emotional messages I don't know if you want. Are not received and countless memories are left unshared.
You're doing good. You're doing good. But T Mobile is about to change that. T Mobile partnered with Starlink to launch hundreds of satellites, creating the only space based network that automatically connects to the phone you already have. And because connection means everything, we're inviting anyone on any wireless carrier to experience it for free.
You won't believe where I am right now. T Mobile Starlink. If you can see the sky, you're connected.
Life's a journey without an instruction manual, so we create our own paths. Freedom isn't free; it's earned, a mix of action and acceptance. Real heroes are unassuming, not driven by pride. Freedom inspires; the ability to choose is paramount. We can be different and still coexist; our differences make us strong. Choose wisely, choose what brings you joy. My happiness comes from loved ones, my work, and even this Jeep. That's my guide. Go out there and write your own story.
Speaker 0: Longest thing we ever do is live our lives, but life doesn't come with an owner's manual. Might have been nice, But that means we get to write our own stories. Freedom is yes or no or maybe. Freedom is for everybody, but it isn't free. It's earned.
There are real heroes in the world, but not the ones in the movies. Real heroes are humble. They're not driven by pride. Pride is a terrible driver. Freedom is a roar of one man's engine and the silence of another's.
Freedom is the ability to inspire. The most sacred thing in life isn't the path. It's the freedom to choose. You don't have to be friends with someone to wave at them. We won't always agree on which way to go, but our differences can be our strength.
So So choose, but choose wisely. Choose what makes you happy. My friends, my family, my work make me happy. This Jeep makes me happy even though my name is born. That's my owner's manual.
Get out there. Write your own.
