Donald Trump is the funniest man I've ever seen... This is the most YUGE troll moment in American history...
Look at the guy over his left shoulder.. He can't stop laughing. 🤣🤣
Take that you woke imbisuls. 🤣
"Sharks munching their way through the ocean" https://t.co/EdPoF5xEDz
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We're addressing the issue of paper straws. They're unpopular, the environmental benefits are unclear, and they've been costly for the government and private industry. Consumers are unhappy. We're asking federal departments and agencies to review their procurement processes, and our domestic policy counsel will conduct a holistic review. The problem affects everyday Americans. Paper straws are problematic; they break, disintegrate quickly with hot drinks, and are simply impractical. We're returning to plastic straws. While environmental concerns exist, we believe this is the most practical solution.
Speaker 0: Next, this is an executive order relating to the use of paper straws. As you've consistently identified, nobody really likes paper straws.
Speaker 1: Number one trending. Can you believe it? A paper straw is number one trending for three days or something.
Speaker 0: The environmental impact of plastic straws versus paper straws is entirely unclear. This has cost both the government and private industry an absolute ton of money and left consumers all over the country wildly dissatisfied with their straws. So we're asking aspects of the federal government, federal departments and agencies to look at their existing procurement processes and we're asking your domestic policy counsel to look holistically at this issue to address it and it really is something that affects ordinary Americans in their everyday lives.
Speaker 1: We're going back to plastics. Because these things don't work. I've had them many times, and on occasion, they break. They explode. If something's hot, they don't last very long, like a matter of minutes, sometimes a matter of seconds.
It's a ridiculous situation. So we're going back to plastic straws. I think it's okay. And I don't think that plastics are gonna affect a shark very much as they're eating as they're munching their way through the ocean. Okay.
Speaker 0: Thank you, sir. Next, we have
