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President Biden's accomplishments in 2023 include reducing obesity by making food unaffordable, addressing junk fees, managing the influx of illegal immigrants, raising awareness for dementia and other conditions, creating new billionaires in Ukraine, releasing behind-the-scenes videos, ensuring transparency, arresting political opponents, spending 40% of his time on vacation, and preventing a Kamala Harris presidency. These achievements have been recognized and appreciated.
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Speaker 0: From the border to the economy, President Biden has accomplished feats in 2023 that no one ever saw coming. Here are the top ten accomplishments of the Biden administration in 2023. First off, and this is a big fat one, Biden reduced obesity in America by making food unaffordable. So simple. Next, he successfully cleaned up all the cocaine bags someone was leaving around the White House.
Decency restored. This one's important. Biden kept American hostages safe from hotel junk fees during their stay with Hamas. Not one single junk fee.
Speaker 1: My administration is also taking on junk fees.
Speaker 0: What's a junk fee? Next, Biden set the all time record for the number of people illegally entering the US because he's the most popular president ever. Numbers don't lie. Biden raised dementia awareness by 400%. Not to mention incontinence, Alzheimer's, and speech impediment awareness.
Speaker 1: Over a 1000000000, 300,000,000,000, $301,000,000,000
Speaker 0: $300,000,000. Amazingly, Biden actually created a record number of new billionaires. They're all in Ukraine, but still, Good for them. Next, the Biden administration upheld their campaign promise of transparency by releasing several behind the scenes videos from capital staffers. More than we wanted to see, actually.
Also, the Biden administration has literally saved democracy by arresting political opponents and not allowing people to vote for anyone else. Thank you, Joe. You won't believe this one. Biden set a new record by spending 40% of his time on vacation. And finally, Biden heroically stayed alive to save Erica from a Kamala Harris presidency.
We salute you, mister Biden.