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The speaker apologizes for using the phrase "Chinese whispers," acknowledging it is deeply offensive to the Chinese. They also apologize for saying "they've gone mental," and are joined by a mental health campaigner to witness the apology.
Further apologies are extended to the Aberdonian community, Scotland's blind and deaf communities, and epileptics for using the word "fit." The speaker apologizes to anyone connected with bees and the wider bee community, recognizing their vital role.
An apology is given to Scotland's bald community, of which the speaker is a member. The speaker apologizes to and exonerates their "chief," pleased to apologize and accept the apology simultaneously. Finally, the speaker apologizes to the entire avian community for the phrase "kill 2 birds with 1 stone."
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Speaker 0: I'm delighted to be joined by a member of the Chinese community as I apologize for using the phrase Chinese whispers. I appreciate that this is deeply offensive to the Chinese. I completely understand why they went totally mental. I'm delighted, to be joined by a mental health campaigner to witness my apology for using the phrase they've gone mental. I can see some of you are surprised that I'm apologizing but no.
Gone are the days when getting an apology out of me was like getting a fiber out of an Aberdonian. I would like to apologize, to the largest Aberdonian community, the Aberdonians. I do understand that Aberdonian feelings are important. I'm surprised actually that our diversity officer didn't make that clear to me. Honestly, sometimes around here, it's like the blind leading the blind.
I would like to apologize to Scotland's blind community. I hear your concerns, and I promise you they will not fall on deaf ears. I would like to apologize to the deaf community. I would like to say sorry. I realized what I'd said.
I honestly had a fit. I apologize unreservedly to all of the epileptics in Scotland for my use of the word fit. I I completely understand where you've got a bee in your bonnet. I would like to apologize to anyone connected with bees or the wider bee community. Bees indeed are a vital part of society.
I tried my best to get a statement that that wouldn't offend anyone. I I really did. But, you know, when when me and my advisers get together, honestly, it's like 2 bald men fighting over a comb. I would like to apologize to Scotland's bald community of which I am a member. I would like to apologize and exonerate myself.
Chief, I'm sorry. Chief, you're forgiven. I was particularly pleased with my final apology because I could, apologize and accept the apology at the same time. I do like to kill 2 birds with 1 stone. I would like to apologize to the entire avian community for my cruel and insensitive words.
I'm sorry.