In this intense fight, one participant has no legs while the other has legs. The legless fighter surprises everyone by ripping off his own legs and continues the fight. Crawling towards his opponent, he displays impressive speed and stays low to the ground. Despite his physical disadvantage, he shows incredible determination and beats his opponent, proving that he is the ultimate fighter.
Speaker 0: Well, Peter, this is an interesting straight fight here. 1 kid with legs. The other 1, no fucking legs. Let's go. What is happening here?
Oh my goodness. He is ripping off his fucking legs, and he's gonna try and fuck them up, Peter, with no legs. Let's see how the fight continues. Oh, boy. They're back at it.
He's crawling towards his opponent, getting the distance on the right side. You know, Peter, you gotta love this. He's big left hook misses. Excuse me. Big right hook misses.
This kid has got speed. And what I like, Peter, is see how low he's staying on the ground. And look at this going. Come on, motherfucker. You wanna fuck with me?
I don't even have fucking legs, and I will fuck you up. Hear they go at it again. Guy with no legs gets close, grabs him. He fucking grabs him, and he beats the fuck out of him. This kid's the man.
Speaker 0: Thank you for calling Pastor John's. We have a large one topping pizza for 7.99. No, this is Domino's Houston. Our price is 6.99. Are you kidding me? You called us? Wait, this is Tommy John's? Your pizza tastes like Papa's. You couldn't make it. You're a smart carpenter salesman.
Speaker 0: Here. Coming in. My what? Hello? Thank you for calling Pastor John.
What can we get started for you? Would you like to try our large one topping pizza for 7.99? No. This is, Domino's Houston. Ours is it's actually 6.99.
I don't it's Papa John's. This is Domino's Houston. You're selling a large one topping pizza for 6.99? Are you fucking kidding me? And and a 2 liter.
Pizza? Are you fucking kidding me? Are you trying to uppercut our rice? Is that what you're fucking doing? And you called us?
Wait. This is Tommy John's? Pizza? You, Domino's. Your pizza tastes like fucking Papa does, bro.
I got the fucking fried Domino's. Nose? They're not loyal to this. Couldn't make it. You couldn't make it.
You're a smart carpenter salesman.