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The Democratis Retardus Party will go extinct after the Schumer Shutdown. https://t.co/MAbkOT5kzE
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In the wilds of politics, a curious species once thrived—the Democritus retardus. Like the dodo bird of old, they strutted with confidence across America's plains. But today, their tale turns. Once a flock of purpose, they devolved into a spectacle of oddity. Their cringe-inducing displays of failed relevance echo the dodo's naive waddle into oblivion. Garish attempts at TikTok fame, out-of-tune singing, and a desperate flapping of outdated wings. It's as if they've mistaken noise for survival. Because of its inability to adapt, the dodo bird vanished. Democetus retardus appears to be caught in the relentless grip of her failure feedback loop, stumbling toward the same destiny. Rivals circle sharper and swifter, while their habitat shrinks. A lesson emerges: in nature as in politics, the cringe of complacency is a fatal misstep. This public service announcement has been brought to you by the Delemean team.
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Speaker 0: In the wilds of politics, a curious species once thrived. The Democritus retardus. Like the dodo bird of old, they strutted with confidence across America's plains. But today, their tale takes a peculiar turn. Once a flock of purpose, they devolved into a spectacle of oddity.
Their antics, cringe inducing displays of failed relevance, echo the dodo's naive waddle into oblivion. Garish attempts at TikTok fame, out of tune singing, and a desperate flapping of outdated wings. It's as if they've mistaken noise for survival. Because of its inability to adapt, the dodo bird vanished. Democetus retardus appears to be caught in the relentless grip of her failure feedback loop, and is stumbling toward the same destiny.
Rivals circle sharper and swifter, while their habitat shrinks. Lunatics. A lesson emerges. In nature as in politics, the cringe of complacency is a fatal misstep. This public service announcement has been brought to you by the Delemean team.
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Rick Wilson from @ProjectLincoln blocked me. No clue why 🤣 https://t.co/RFtIjek46e
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Deep State Blues https://t.co/PIkgDDj3H1
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The speaker describes themselves as a former "deep state" operative, accustomed to manipulating events from the shadows. They claim to have been involved in backroom deals, influencing politicians, and illicit financial activities.
However, the speaker believes their past is catching up to them. They mention a "department of government efficiency crew" and Kash Patel investigating ghost payrolls, slush funds, and buried deals.
The speaker also highlights specific individuals posing a threat: Patel with his investigative skills, Bongino publicizing the "Ukraine laundry," and Bondi, an attorney general, preparing to prosecute.
The speaker feels trapped, with no means of escape or hiding, as their past actions are being exposed. They acknowledge the end of their ability to manipulate the system and anticipate facing legal consequences.
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Speaker 0: You know, I used to think I was untouchable. A shadow in the machine, gears grinding, levers humming, and me pulling strings like some dime store puppet master. The deep state, they call me, and I wore it like a badge. Backrooms, coated nods, a little grease here, a quiet threat there. We ran the game.
See? Politicians danced, cash flowed, and the suckers out there never knew the fix was in. I'd slip through the cracks, always did, a ghost in a pinstriped suit. But the air is different now, thick like the fog rolling off the bay when the heat's on your tail. Used to be I could fade.
New name, new hole to crawl into. Not this time. The lights are flicking on in their bright sweetheart, bright enough to burn through the smoke screen. That department of government efficiency crew, musk and big balls, they're sniffing out the rock turning over stones I thought were cemented shut. Ghost payrolls, slush funds, deals I buried deeper than a stiff in Jersey clay.
They've got the scent, and they don't spook easy. And then there's Patel, cash with his bureau bloodhounds. He's got eyes like a hawk and a memory that doesn't quit. Knows the playbook because he's read it cover to cover. Bongino's out there too.
Loud, brash, swinging facts like a Louisville slugger. He's got the Ukraine laundry on a billboard, and I can't unsee it. Bondi's the clincher, though. Attorney general with a spine of steel and a prosecutor's grin. She's sharpening the blade and my name's on the edge.
They're coming, see? Not with Tommy guns, but with warrants and headlines. No shadows left to duck into. I've played every angle, flipped every card, greased every palm. But the deck's marked now, and I'm the one caught holding it.
Nowhere to run. No Swiss account fat enough. No border far enough. The old tricks, they are dust. This town's turning on itself, and I'm the rat in the trap.
Funny thing, though. I always figured I'd go down in a blaze, not a slow choke. Guess that's the rub when the game's up. No hiding, no dodging, just me, a stiff drink, and the sound of the noose tightening. Time to face the music, sweetheart, and it ain't no lullaby.
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It's great waking up to the news that we will no longer being seeing Joy Reid's bald head on MSNBC 🤣 https://t.co/aeEsFAPXgK
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Did I steal Trump's haircut, or did he steal mine? Either way, it's a cultural appropriation haircut right there. Just call me Joey Reed, a clear case of Trump derangement syndrome in full swing.
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Speaker 0: Did you steal Trump's haircut, or did he steal yours? Cultural appropriation haircut right there. Joey Reed, everybody. Trump derangement syndrome. Full swing.
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What a beautiful song and message https://t.co/HpgYNwv5Fs
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The speaker encourages others to join them "down in the river to pray." The phrase is repeated multiple times, emphasizing the invitation and purpose.
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Speaker 0: Oh, brothers, let's go down. Let's go down. Come on down. Come on, brothers. Let's go down.
Down in the river to pray.
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Nobody talks to our @KariLake like that and gets away with it. #DilleyMemeTeam https://t.co/1Q5eqm0sAz
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Speaker 0 asks Speaker 1 what they need to hear to feel okay with something. Speaker 1 demands that Speaker 0 ask the question and gets angry. Speaker 0 asks if Speaker 1 feels like they're on the VP shortlist. Speaker 1 dismisses it as media creation and says they're a fed up mom. They don't worry about who Trump picks for VP and think he doesn't need one. Speaker 1 compares the situation to a dictator and makes a joke. They care about a secure border and the issue of Fentanyl pouring into the country. Speaker 1 mentions talking to a mother who lost a child to Fentanyl poisoning. The conversation ends abruptly.
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Speaker 0: What do you need, Jay? What do you need to hear
Speaker 1: to feel okay with this? What I need to know is you're gonna ask the fucking question. Hold up. Wait a minute. What?
Ask the fucking question, man. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? When you're asked a direct question, Just answer the question. Oh, shut up, bitch. You are on the VP shortlist, though.
Do you feel like you're on the VP shortlist?
Speaker 0: You know what?
Speaker 1: You sound like a gay. This is a creation of the media. I will tell you this. I am a I'm a fed up mom. Okay?
And there's a millions of tens of millions of moms just like me. I'm not worried about who Trump picks for a VP. He's gonna pick someone great. Frankly, if there's any president who doesn't need a VP, it's him. True.
True. But let me tell you this. It's like a dictator. I will this situation. You like to see Homer's naked?
I will tell you. Yeah. That's really funny. This is called Circus. Right?
We got Bozo and Bozo's friend. What I care about is that the people in Arizona have a secure border, that we don't have Fentanyl pouring across our country? Have you ever talked to a mother? Have you ever talked to a mother who's lost A son or daughter to fentanyl poisoning? You wouldn't be acting cocky like this.
Okay? Oh, Son of a. That's gonna leave a mark. Up.