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@CarpeDonktum - Carpe Donktum🔹
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the White House, not a creature was sniffing, not even Jill's spouse. Zelenskyy's stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that aid from the congress, soon would be there. The crackhead was nestled all snug in his bed, while visions of 8balls and hookers danc'd in his head. With Joe in a coma and his nurse by his side, Nancy had just settled down with a bottle of rye. When out on the lawn, there arose such a clatter, Nancy sprung from her chair to see what was the matter. Away to the window she staggered like she was smashed, ran into the window, and threw up on the sash. The moon on the breast of the new fallen snow, Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below. When, what to her wondering eyes should appear, But a dude in a dress, and eight kegs of light beer. With little old Dylan, so lively and sleek, She knew in a moment it must be pride week. So up to the house-top the influencer flew, with a phone full of TikToks - and Instagrams too. And then in a twinkling, Nancy heard on the roof, the prancing and pawing of each cloven hoof. As she burped, sputtered, and then turned around, Down the chimney Mulvaney came out with a bound. It had a broad face, and a flat little chest, and you could tell in an instant it was clinically depressed. It spoke not a word, but went straight to the reason it came, and fill'd all the stockings with pronouns and cocaine. And laying it's finger aside of it's nose, and giving a nod, up the chimney it rose. It sprung to its broomstick, and to Joe it gave a shout, and out of his room the dementia patient wandered out. He fell down the stairs and landed right down beside him, and as they flew off I could almost hear Biden. I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight- Happy you know the thing to all, and to all a good night.
@CarpeDonktum - Carpe Donktum🔹
I often get asked why I don't make as many memes and videos as I used to. My prepared answer is that "I'm not feeling the inspiration and that everything is too real and too corrupted to find the humor." And that is true, to a point, but I am going to be real with you guys...
@CarpeDonktum - Carpe Donktum🔹
Setting aside the inspiration and too real aspect, I feel there is an element of cowardice, maybe not traditional cowardice, but I fear that what I do online may be repaid upon my family. I'm not a rich man, monetarily, and being sued 2 years ago was lifechanging...
@CarpeDonktum - Carpe Donktum🔹
10 years ago, if you told me that I could be nearly bankrupted for posting memes on the internet, I would have laughed in your face, but I am here to tell you that it is a very stark reality of the new world. Not only can you be financially destroyed, but physically arrested.
@CarpeDonktum - Carpe Donktum🔹
Making videos and posting online for me was NEVER about making money or being famous, it was about finding humor, making people laugh, and making them think. And if it was just me, I would have gone twice as hard, but I have my family to consider in the equation.
@CarpeDonktum - Carpe Donktum🔹
I never imagined that the stupid stuff I did online could have such potentially devastating effects on the people I love and am responsible for. That being said, I am still trying to navigate the waters, and figure out the best heading for the future.
@CarpeDonktum - Carpe Donktum🔹
I still love making video, making people laugh, and making CNN cry in the corner. My hope is that I can figure out how to do that without opening myself up to utter destruction. There is a target on my back, its not huge, but its there and I need to be mindful of that fact.
@CarpeDonktum - Carpe Donktum🔹
Anyway, there is my confession, thanks for listening.
@CarpeDonktum - Carpe Donktum🔹
Your country has been stolen from you. Your government no longer even attempts to represent your interests at home or abroad. Your elected officials despise you, and they are systematically stripping you of your liberties one by one. Your justice system no longer functions, it neither punishes the guilty nor protects the innocent. Your country's entire economy only exists to enrich globalist corporations and their benefactors. Your roads are crumbling, your bridges are collapsing, and your public infrastructure is slowly falling apart. Your country's borders are non-existent and your immigration system only serves to provide fodder for endless spending bills that launder money from public programs to private pockets. Your education system only exists as a propaganda tool to brainwash your children into becoming the next wave of rainbow shirt wearing government worshippers. Your military is just an extension of globalist leader's wallets, securing a foothold in each new territory that they desire to drain of resourses. Your free speech and your freedom of assembly are now just a shadow what they once were, and your right to self-defense is on the verge of being criminalized. Your right to select and elect your leaders has been subverted to the point where it is no longer clear whether your vote even matters. Your birthright has been stolen from you, and most people haven't even noticed.