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On Friday we shut down a speech by Exxon CEO Darren Woods in front of 5,000,000 online viewers. Today Woods released his official response. We post it in full here: 📹@weareyellowdot https://t.co/rF3DK3GNWi
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Exxon CEO Darren Woods discusses the history of the company's deceptive practices regarding climate change. He mentions that in the 1970s, Exxon scientists warned about the dangers of oil production, but the company decided to lie instead. Woods admits to personally spreading false information about Exxon's environmental efforts. He also mentions journalists revealing that Exxon knew about global warming predictions, but he reassures his colleague that they won't comply with the Paris agreement. Woods boasts about drilling in the Arctic and profiting from destroying the planet. He sarcastically thanks those who believe in trickle-down economics and expresses his wealth.
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Speaker 0: Hi. I'm Darren Woods. I'm the CEO of Exxon and one of the main dicks destroying the planet and killing your children. I like to think I'm the biggest dick destroying the planet and killing your children, but Bernard Looney from BP is also a dick. Look at his face.
Okay. So in 1970, Exxon scientists straight up told Exxon that if we kept fucking with oil the way we were, we'd kill everyone in the planet, blah blah blah. So when my 19 seventies Exxon bros got that news, they were like, but then they were like, wait a second, and what if we lie? And everyone was like, great idea. Let's lie.
For sure, everyone will believe us because we're rich frat bros, and the scientists are poor but nerds. We'll say that all science is a theory anyway, so who knows what will happen? Certainly not these nerds. And still today, we keep lying and lying. Why, I personally invented a bunch of about how Exxon cares and is helping the environment.
And everyone believed me because, one, I'm super white and from Wichita, Kansas in 2. I will repeat that scientists are all obviously pussy nerds who hate money, and it worked. And I was like, sweet. But then in 2018, those bitch journalists told everyone that Exxon scientists predicted global warming in the seventies and that we all knew about it. And I was like, but Peter Trelenburg, Bert, who is both my frat bro and my little was like, don't worry, boss.
I'll make sure we don't obey the Paris agreement. And I was like, sweet. So we just kept lying and bullshitting, and then I spent $50,000,000,000 drilling in the arctic because no one is stopping me. Or maybe everyone in America is such a limp dick pussy that they don't care, I'm pocketing 24 mil a year to destroy the planet while your gas prices go up and I make a bunch more money. Thanks for believing in trickle down economics.
Oh, man. I'm so rich. In Reagan's name, amen.