Oprah's favorite miracle fountain of youth and magic wrinkle cure is a red substance made from growth hormones extracted from human foreskin. When applied to the skin, wrinkles disappear and the hand becomes unable to ball up. The speaker leaves the plasma on their skin for a day, washes it off the next day, and experiences an amazing smooth glow. They plan to continue using this product indefinitely.
Speaker 0: So this is one of Oprah's favorites. She says it's a miracle fountain of youth and her magic wrinkle cure. So I'm gonna put a little on your hand.
Speaker 1: I'll do that. Oprah did it.
Speaker 0: Yeah. Oprah did it. Alright. So here, we're gonna rub her right in.
Speaker 1: How come it's red? What's
Speaker 0: I I'll show you in a sec, Steve. So this is made from growth hormones of human
Speaker 1: Look. The wrinkles has just disappeared. I can't even ball my hand up.
Speaker 0: But so it's made from human foreskin.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Steve. It is an extraction from a, a a, a piece of Skin, that came from a young person, far, far away, and they Somehow figured out how to extract its foreskin from a Korean baby. That's what it is. I You know? I leave the plasma on my skin for a day and then wash Shut off the next day.
It gives me the most amazing smooth glow. I'm going to continue to do this forever.