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@CollinRugg they should've listened to Chris Rock https://t.co/1lmx4rC840
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If you're listening to loud rap music, turn that shit off.
When you see flashing police lights in your mirror, stop immediately. Everybody knows if the police have to come and get you, they're bringing an ass kicking with you.
When an officer approaches your car, be polite.
And stay in your car with your hands on the wheel.
Do you have a gun? Do you have drugs? Do you have any warrants?
License and registration, please.
Remind your friend to do this one thing.
Shut the fuck up.
If you have to give a friend a ride, get a white friend.
If your woman is mad at you, don't ride with a mad woman.
If you follow these simple pointers, you probably won't get your ass kicked by the police.
Full Transcript
Speaker 0: People in the black community, myself, often worry that we might be a victim of police brutality. So as a public service, the Chris Rock show proudly presents this educational video. Have you ever been face to face with a police officer and wondered, is he about to kick my ass? Well, wonder no more. If you follow these easy tips, you'll be fine.
First, obey the law. Laws were made for a reason. Think of them as hints. You heard people say, man, I wouldn't do that shit if I was you. Well, here's some of that shit.
Carjacking, armed robbery, arson, selling drugs, buying drugs, stabbing, shooting. You know, you probably won't get your ass kicked if you just use common sense. If you jump a subway turnstile, you might just get off with a warning from the police. But if you jump a turnstile carrying a loaded gun and smoking a joint, then maybe you leave your ass kicked.
Speaker 1: We all know what happened to Rodney King, but Rodney wouldn't have gotten his ass kicked if he had just followed this simple tip.
Speaker 0: When you see flashing police lights in your mirror, stop immediately. Everybody knows if the police have to come and get you, they're bringing an ass kicking with you.
Speaker 1: Here's a
Speaker 0: no brainer. If you're listening to loud rap music, turn that shit off. Blast and fuck the police while you're getting pulled over by the police is just ignorant. When an officer approaches your car, be polite.
Speaker 2: Is there a problem, officer?
Speaker 0: And stay in your car with your hands on the wheel.
Speaker 3: What the fuck, dude? Woah, motherfucker.
Speaker 0: You want your ass kicked. Wanna give a friend a ride? Not so fast. Your friend might be crazy. Now before you let your friend in your car, ask them these questions.
Do you have a gun? Do you have drugs? Do you have any warrants? And in case you do get pulled over by the cops
Speaker 2: License and registration, please.
Speaker 0: Remind your friend to do this one thing. Shut the fuck up. Hey.
Speaker 2: Don't give him shit. What the fuck do you want?
Speaker 1: That's mine. Come on. Come on.
Speaker 0: If you have to give a friend a ride, get a white friend. A white friend could be the difference between a ticket and a bullet in the ass. Here's a tip you should never forget. If your woman is mad at you, leave her at home because a mad woman will say anything.
Speaker 1: He got weed. He got weed.
Speaker 0: If your woman is mad at you, there's nothing she'd like to see more than you getting your ass That's my
Speaker 1: kick is fucking ass. When the company's selling the water, check it, please. Do it, please. Stop it.
Speaker 0: Now let's review. Obey the law. Use common sense. Stop immediately. Turn that shit off.
Be polite. Shut the fuck up. Get a white friend. And last but not least, don't ride with a mad woman. If you follow these simple pointers, you probably won't get your ass kicked by the police.