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Elon and DOGE decimating USAID🤣 https://t.co/4qx1b5CPd5
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Okay, team, we need to address some serious budget overspending. I'm talking millions on bizarre projects like body positivity initiatives for captive Haitians, glitter bombs for Saudi Imams, and chocolate fondue for Ukrainian Hebrews.
And it doesn't stop there: McFlurries for Pakistani furries? Kool-Aid fountains for North Korean accountants? Abortion on demand for Japanese pandas?
Some of these programs are getting cut, including those Iraqi slumber parties and destigmatizing marijuana in Uganda. Sausage male dancers for Australians with COVID, gender-fluid Iraq zodiac lessons, high-speed trains for Ukrainian hermaphrodites, and sex changes for polar bears. Even Saudi Arabian easy bake ovens are in question.
And lastly, we're cutting free handgun ammunition for all USAID positions.
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Speaker 0: Okay, people. We've discovered some incredible abuses of the budget. I mean, really, where are you getting off with these insane expenditures? $10,000,000 spent on body positivity for Haitians in captivity, 8,000,000 on glitter bombs for Saudi Arabian Imams, and $9,000,000 on chocolate fondue for East Ukrainian Hebrews.
Speaker 1: They have just as much a right to chocolate fondue as anyone, you Nazi.
Speaker 0: Well, I'm sorry, but it it has to be cut
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: If you cut 10,000,000
Speaker 4: from the CFEUH budget, what's next? Cutting our $3,000,000 budget
Speaker 5: to give free McFlurries to Pakistani furries?
Speaker 0: Well, now that you bring it up
Speaker 6: Oh, come on.
Speaker 0: Oh, wow. Wow. That's, yeah. No. We're definitely cutting that.
Speaker 1: This is insanity. You're letting our budget get cut by literal babies.
Speaker 0: Because even an infant can balance these books better than you. I mean, come on, people. Come on. 50,000,000 taxpayer dollars for Kool Aid water fountains for North Korean accountants, abortion on demand for pandas in Japan, a thousand packs of Smarties for Iraqi slumber parties.
Speaker 4: If you touch any of the Iraqi slumber party budgets, I will shoot you myself.
Speaker 0: I'm sorry, but it has it has to go.
Speaker 2: This is clearly a slippery slope
Speaker 7: to canceling our program to destigmatize marijuana for Latinx folks in Uganda.
Speaker 0: Your budget for that is 9,000,000. And frankly, I think you can do it for 8.
Speaker 1: You genocidal freak.
Speaker 0: We also definitely need to cause
Speaker 8: Please not. Sausage male
Speaker 6: dancers for Australians with COVID cancer.
Speaker 0: Yes. Well, while we're at a squirt, we're going to trim. Teaching zodiac for a more genderfluid Iraq, a high speed train for hermaphrodites in Ukraine, welfare benefits for aboriginal feminists, and the 12,000,000 you are spending on sex changes for polar bears. This this just says sex changes for polar bears. It it doesn't even rhyme.
Speaker 9: It didn't mean to rhyme. It was important that I felt
Speaker 10: it didn't mean to rhyme.
Speaker 11: The only program left in my department is 12,000,000 to buy IUDs
Speaker 4: for corgis and police.
Speaker 0: Yeah. We're going to reduce that. Oh, Edward, one thing. I really think we need to be spending at most half as much as we currently are on easy bake ovens for Saudi Arabian covens.
Speaker 1: I don't wanna live. I don't wanna live. I don't wanna live.
Speaker 11: Don't do it. You have so much to live for. Like what?
Speaker 0: If it's promoting alternative fuels to Afghani polycules, I I have bad news for you. Oh, and lastly, we cut all funding for free handgun ammunition for all USAID positions. Testing one, two, three. Okay. Hollow ad take one.
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