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Mateo Torres is mistakenly arrested and protests his innocence, asking to speak to a human. He is taken to CorrectiCorp Detention Facility, where an AI named Halo offers legal assistance. Halo recommends pleading guilty, stating an 89.5% chance of conviction and a potential sentence of 85 to 47 years. Mateo refuses and insists on speaking to a human. He tries to call the chief of police but is informed that he authorized a costly call. The video ends with Mateo expressing his frustration at the unexpected charges.
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Speaker 0: Identity confirmed. Mateo Torres, you are under arrest. Please put these on. Speaker 1: Why? I didn't do nothing. I'm just going to work. Speaker 0: Failure to comply will result in the use of nonlethal force. Final warning. Speaker 2: Relax. This Speaker 1: is a mistake. Can I speak to a human? Human? Speaker 2: Please proceed to Cellblock c 14. Welcome to CorrectiCorp. We at Correct A Corp Detention Facility want to make your stay the best it can be. Speaker 1: No. Thank you. I'm I Speaker 3: wanna speak to a lawyer. Speaker 1: Hi. I'm Ben Saperstein, and I am Halo. Do not worry. We are here to help. Oh, public defender. Please wait. Speaker 3: There is an 89.5% chance you will be found guilty. Guilty of what? This ruling will likely carry a sentence of 85 to 47 years in prison. I recommend that you plead guilty. A A plea bargain may result in a lesser punishment of 5 to 7 years. Plead guilty to what? Are you sure you want to plead guilty? Speaker 1: No. To confirm your decision. No. No. Speaker 3: I'm I'm not guilty. Are you sure you want to plead not guilty? Speaker 1: I didn't do anything. Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I didn't get that. Please try again. Speaker 1: I I wanna speak to a human Speaker 2: Would you like to place a call? Speaker 1: Yes. Speaker 2: Who would you like to call? Speaker 1: The the chief of police. The the human one. Speaker 2: Please accept the terms and conditions in order to place your outgoing Speaker 1: Thank you for calling the LAPD. A human representative will be with you shortly. Please hold. Hey. What does that mean? Speaker 2: You authorized the transfer of funds from your bank to place a call to Speaker 1: The the chief of police. Speaker 2: The the human one. At $3 per minute for 114 minutes. Speaker 1: What? You what? You never said that.
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