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Pam Bondi Drops Bombshell Epstein List – You’ll Be Stunned Who’s Named! America Can’t Believe It! https://t.co/hy73gjwPb6
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Not Today Canada https://t.co/lB8dPPWqRB
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Thanks for calling the White House. How can I help you?
Can I speak with Trump?
Who's this?
This is Justin.
Ah, Mr. Blackface. Are you calling to agree to the president's terms?
No. And you can tell Trump I'm not agreeing to nothing.
This is Trump. What do you want, you maple-loving flannel-wearing… What do you want?
I don't agree with your terms.
I don't speak stupid. You either agree to my terms right now, or I'm gonna have to come up there, and I'll ring down an ungodly terrorist storm upon you. I'll turn your country into a fucking igloo. I'll ride you like a fucking toboggan.
Okay. Okay. I'll do it.
And that's how you make Canada great again.
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Speaker 0: Thanks for calling the White House. How can I help you? Hi. Can I speak with Trump? Who's this?
This is Justin. Uh-oh. Mister Blackface. Hey. Are you calling to agree to the president's terms?
No. And you can tell Trump I'm not agreeing to nothing. You can tell him that yourself, dude. Well, can't you just tell him for me? No way, Hoser.
This is all you. This is Trump. Who's this? Speak up. I can't hear you.
Hi, sir. This is Justin. Yeah. The little bitch boy finally grew a pair and decided to call a real president. Yeah.
I I wanted to What do you want, you maple loving flannel wearing bitch? I I I Spit it out like you spit out your protein, Justin. What do you want? I I don't agree with your terms. Sorry.
I don't speak stupid. Can you repeat that in English? I I said I don't agree with your terms. Okay, Justin. Hockey puck.
First, take a big step back and literally shove that curly broom right up your ass. I don't know what kind of blackface border crossing moose riding bullshit you're trying to pull here, but the border, the drugs, the cocktails, it all ends today. So whatever you're thinking, you better think again. But nothing. You go against me, and I'll make sure your economy goes back to trading fucking beaver pelts and maple syrup, you moose knuckle bitch.
So you either agree to my terms right now, or I'm gonna have to come up there, and I'll ring down an ungodly fucking terrorist storm upon you. You're gonna have to call the fucking Northern Lights to get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from turning your country into a fucking igloo. I'm talking Justin Bieber after a dinner party, motherfucker. I'll ride you like a fucking toboggan. Okay.
Okay. I'll do it, And that's how you make Canada great again.
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Trump & Elon’s Wild DOGE, USAID, IRS & Fort Knox Probe: Uncovering the Most Boring Million-Dollar Jobs EVER! https://t.co/T7wVUdr6fc
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So, we're from the Department of Government Efficiency, and we're here because we have no idea what you guys actually do around here.
Where's the gold, where's the money going and how many 50-year-olds are you paying every month? All the funds are allocated, but what exactly are they allocated for? Also, why do 50,000 federal employees owe $1.5 billion in taxes?
After an audit of the IRS, we found you owe $50 million. What about your chief of the flat office navigation team getting paid $20,000,000 a year to find the edge of the office?
I want to see every receipt. If I find out even one cent went to funding secret IRS strip clubs, I'll throw you in the deepest, darkest prison cell in America!
Ultimately, we're going to fire some people, abolish the IRS, and turn IRS workers into ICE workers.
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Speaker 0: Hello, Daniel. What's happening? Oh, hey, Trump. It's actually president Trump. Oh, sorry.
President Trump. Yeah. We have somewhat of a problem here. What's the problem? Well, we can't really figure out what it is you actually do around here.
What? Oh, well. Yeah. I'm gonna need to see what you've gotten done this week. How you doing?
Who the hell are you guys?
Speaker 1: We're from the Department of Government Efficiency.
Speaker 0: What's that? Go. Alright, Nancy. We asked a hundred morons. What's the first thing Democrats will cry about when USA gets shut down?
Elon's a racist? Good answer, Nancy. Show me Elon's a racist. Alright. I'm gonna ask you one time and one time only.
Where's the gold?
Speaker 2: Yeah. Where's the gold? Let me see here. The gold.
Speaker 0: Hello? Hello? Anybody home? Think, McFly. Think.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Think good and hot. Where's the gold? Well, I mean, it's here, but it's not here.
Speaker 0: So where's the fucking money going?
Speaker 3: Yeah. How many 50 year olds are you paying every month?
Speaker 0: All the funds are allocated. Allocated? Allocated for what? The great wall of IRS? Or or is it your secret slush fund for auditors gone wild parties?
Speaker 3: Remember the time you guys lost $12,000,000,000 in tax refunds?
Speaker 0: That was unfortunate. Okay. What have you been doing here, Daniel? I plead the fifth. Are you aware there's a 50,000 federal employees who owe 1,500,000,000.0 in taxes?
I plead the fifth. Daniel, one of your 87,000 IRS agents done today? I plead the fifth.
Speaker 1: Daniel, after an audit of the IRS, we found you owe $50,000,000. Boom. Can you explain that? That's the
Speaker 0: first thing Democrats will cry about when USA gets shut down. Impeach Donald Trump. Yes, sir. Show me impeach Donald Trump. Oh my gosh.
This is like total sexual harassment. Says here you chief for the flat office navigation team. Oh my gosh. Would you stop trying to date me? What do you do here?
Duh. It's like totally obvious. I lead team expeditions to the edge of the office. Well, $20,000,000 a year to find the edge of the office is way too much. So been doomed.
Oh my god. I think I'm dying. I wanna see every receipt, every penny, every w 2, every fucking $10.99. And I swear on MAGA, if I find out even 1 fucking cent went to fund in your secret IRS strip clubs, I'll throw you in the deepest, darkest prison cell in America with a bottle of baby oil and Diddy. And you'll get a hands on audit.
You'll never forget. We asked a hundred morons. What's the first thing Democrats will cry about when USAID gets shut down? No one voted for Elon? Did he ask No one voted for Elon.
Alright, Adam. We asked a hundred morons. What's the first thing Democrats will cry about when USAID gets shut down? Come on, Adam. You can do it, Adam.
Come on, Adam. Now January 6. Good answer. Show me January 6. You got three seconds to show me something.
Three two Oh, okay. Okay. I got something. Okay. What do you got?
This is just as good
Speaker 2: as gold. What the fuck is this?
Speaker 0: This is an IOU. An IOU? See right here? This is a 47,300,000 ounces of gold bullion. You might wanna hold on to that one.
You've been dodged. But we're just here to find out exactly what it is you do around here. I only do my brother. I swear. We want to know what your job title is.
Oh, I am a senior consultant for Cloudshape interpretation. What the hell is that? I specialize in predicting racist events based on cloud formations. 20,000,000 a year for cloud formations? You bet.
This about me pooping my pants in the office again, or or what what's what's going on here? Says here you're the chief bubble wrap popper. That that that's right, squirrel. So you just pop bubble wrap all day? Well, I mean, it's it's a little more complex than that.
So what is it that you do around here? Well, I mean, I'm the chief bubble wrap popper. Yeah. You said that, but what does a bubble wrap popper do? And why does a bubble wrap popper need a fucking security
Speaker 2: that? Dooge.
Speaker 0: Alright. So what did you come up with today? Well, we're going to fire this guy and send him to prison. Sounds good. What else?
We're going to abolish the IRS. Good. Anything else? Yeah. We're gonna take the 87,000 IRS workers and turn them into ICE workers.
Excellent.
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Where Is Epstein’s Client List? How many politicians will be arrested once………it’s released…… https://t.co/50gOWGHg7Z
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So, we've got breaking news: Trump's been arrested for *not* being on Epstein's client list, while Bill Clinton wins for most trips to the island. I want to thank my wife and Monica. Jeffrey, this one's for you!
Welcome to client list anonymous. My name is Tom Hanks, and I'm on the list. It’s been three weeks, but no one will ever know. I'm Bill, and it's been two days. I was lonely watching Cuties, and boom, a million-dollar hush money payment.
Epstein Island? They got my associate, so case closed! I never met Jeffrey, no sexual relations happened on Epstein Island.
Don't worry, nobody will ever know. That’s Jeffrey's client list. Trump isn't on it! You'll fry for this. I didn't even know there were clients.
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Speaker 0: Hey, Bill. Yeah? Look at this. Okay. Hey.
Where'd you get that? Give it back to me. Woah. You better give it back, you fartknocker. I give
Speaker 1: it back, but you gotta do what I say.
Speaker 0: Hear that, America? I'm the victim.
Speaker 1: We finally got you, Trauma. What? You know what? Yep. It's all over, buddy.
But I didn't even do anything. Exactly. We have breaking news. Twice in peace no longer president Donald Trump has been arrested for not being on Epstein's client list.
Speaker 2: We have a developing story. Not my president Donald Trump has been arrested for not being on the client list. America is now safe from this monster.
Speaker 1: And the winner for most trips to Epstein Island, my husband and Monica's boyfriend, the man in the blue dress, Bill Clinton. Oh, man. So many victims. Bill. I mean, so many people.
I wanna thank my wife for keeping me out of prison and Monica for keeping me warm at night. Jeffrey, this one's for you, buddy. We did it. What do you think of the script, Bill? I'm not complaining.
Oh, good. Now remember, the actresses like to be told what to do. Okay. They're going to pretend like they don't know what you're talking about. Okay.
And this right here is how old the girls are? Yep. Oh, good. I I got a daughter that says Hello. And welcome to client list anonymous.
Would anyone like to share?
Speaker 2: Hello. My name's Tom. Tom Hanks, and I'm on the client list. Hey, Tom. It's been about three weeks since my last client list, but because of my celebrity status and my high level income, no one will ever know, especially mama.
Speaker 0: Thanks, Forrest. Anybody else wanna share? Hi. My name's Bill, and I'm on the client list. Hey, Bill.
It's been two days since my last client list. I was lonely, and I was watching Cuties on Netflix. And the next thing you know, wham bam, here's a million dollars hush money. Been there?
Speaker 1: Did somebody say Epstein Island? No. And what about the client list? The what? What?
The list of clients that went to Epstein Island. Are you gonna censor that too? Why would anybody need to know about the client list? I mean, Jeffrey's gone and they got me his lane. Case closed.
Yep. Case closed. Bill, did you know Jeffrey? No. I'm hell, we were Hell.
No. Never met. Say it again. I did not have sexual relations on Epstein Island. Okay.
I did not have sexual No.
Speaker 2: You need to be passionate Like you were when
Speaker 1: you lied about Monica. Okay. Okay. Okay. I did not have sexual relations on Epstein Island.
Wow. Prince Andrew and Tom Hanks. Fuck. It's Prince Andrew and Tom Hanks. I have eyes, Nancy.
Damon Jeffrey. Epstein Island is all over the news.
Speaker 2: Don't worry about it. I'm a billionaire.
Speaker 3: Oh, man.
Speaker 1: I'm worm food if Hillary
Speaker 3: finds out about this.
Speaker 2: Trust me, Bill. No one will ever know.
Speaker 1: Can you tell me what this is? That's my buddy Jeffrey's client list. And can you tell me whose name is missing from this list? Yeah. Donald Trump.
President Clinton. Yeah. Did you ever see Donald Trump at Epstein Island? Nope. Not once.
You son of a bitch. You gonna fry for this, Trump. We have breaking news. Twice impeached no longer president Trump has been found guilty of not being on Epstein's client list. The DA is pushing for the death penalty.
And in other news, all the people on the client list are doing pretty good. I didn't even know there were clients. Well Yeah. You can't prove that. Then why was Ghislaine arrested?
For
Speaker 3: trafficking. Exactly. So where's the client list at?
Speaker 1: Oh, come on. We don't even know if the victim cheat traffic were even real. No. They were real. I mean, yeah.
I mean, how how do we even know that that they're real? If they weren't real, then
Speaker 3: why was Gislaine sentenced to twenty years? Trafficking. Exactly. So there has to be a client list.
Speaker 1: It's all hearsay. And Epstein Island? Was that all hearsay too? Epstein Island. Yeah.
I mean, a bad bad place. So neither one of you believe that a client list actually exists? Nope. Yeah. I mean, it's best to just forget about all this and just move on to more important things.
I'll take Ghislaine Maxwell for 500. In 02/2022, she became the first person to be convicted of trafficking children to nobody. They'll see. Who's Kislaine Maxwell? Correct.
I'll take, the Lolita Express for 200. This plane had a pilot that flew nobody nowhere. They'll see. What is the Lolita Express? Correct.
I'll take Epstein's client list for 200. This popular client list has nobody's name on it. Hillary? What is Epstein's client list? Correct.
I'll take Epstein Island for 200. This popular island was a vacation destination for almost everybody in politics in Hollywood. Bill C? What is Epstein? I mean, I mean, what what is Gilligan's Island?
No. I'm sorry. That's not correct. Hillary? What is Fantasy Island?
Nope.
Speaker 0: Bill g? What is Temptation Island?
Speaker 1: No. I'm sorry. I won't stand for this. Okay? It's an invasion of privacy to release out West.
Yeah. What people do on their own time is their business, not America's
Speaker 0: business. Alright. Alright. All all in favor. Releasing a list with no names on it.
Say I.
Speaker 1: What about the clients? Clients? What client? The client's on Epstein's client list. Ain't no way white people gonna prove white people on
Speaker 0: a client list. Wait a second.
Speaker 1: Why would Gislaine Maxwell a Westin? For trafficking. Not a bitch. With a Westin for trafficking, there's gotta be a client list. We're the makeup team tag.
It's even real. Oh, they were real. I mean, no. No. They they they weren't real.
What is this, young Epstein Island? Paper. Was that hearsay too? No. Epstein Island.
I I mean, it it was a bad bad boy.
Speaker 3: Just sit right back and you hear a tale. A tale of a Hollywood Pimp who surveys lots of movie stars and politicians. Camilla tried to hide it with their evil smiley light
Speaker 1: Hey, ghost of Jeffrey Epstein. What where have you been?
Speaker 0: Just been hanging around.
Speaker 1: So, what can a guy like me do for fun around here? I think you'll find something to do. Damn. How old is he? I feel pretty.
Oh, so pretty. I feel pretty and witty and good. Excuse me. Have you seen my husband? Who's your husband?
You don't know my husband, Bill? He's been here, like, 26 times. Sorry. I have no idea what goes on here.
Speaker 0: I know what goes on here. Me too.
Speaker 3: Me too.
Speaker 1: I tell you. A guy like me can really get some thinking done on an island like this.
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@elonmusk Can you see this?? https://t.co/xGDY3fgc0p
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Here comes Kamala right down the fast lane. She slims up the golf ball through the garden hose again. She's clapping, loose skin flapping, and fish tank smelling alright. Come in bed and cover your head because Kamala's coming tonight. Kamala Harris is coming tonight.
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Speaker 0: Is this Kamala's old district? Yeah. Let's get the hell out of here. I'm with you. Here comes Kamala.
Here comes Kamala. Right down the fast lane. Soars and claiming all here comes Kamala right down below that lane. She slims up the golf ball through the garden hose again. But she's clapping loose skin flapping and fish tank smelling alright.
So come in bed and cover your head because Kamala's coming tonight. Because Kamala's coming tonight. Kamala Harris is coming tonight.