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Canadians and Americans have a playful rivalry, but Americans are better at falsifying election results, paying top dollar for medical care, and creating/destroying global terrorism. However, Canadians excel at following orders without asking why.
Barry, a park ranger, has witnessed an earthquake, an 800-year-old tree falling, and a grown man crying at a grizzly. Despite never closing in five years, the park is now shutting down because Barry is Canadian and compliant.
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Speaker 0: Attention, please. Canadians and Americans have always had a playful rivalry. As a Canadian, it's hard to admit that Americans are just better at some things than we are. Things such as falsifying election results, paying top dollar for medical care, as well as creating and destroying global terrorism. However, there is one thing Canadians are better at than just about everyone.
Following orders without asking why. Hi. I'm Barry the park ranger. And in my 5 seasons, I've seen some pretty crazy things, like an earthquake, an 800 year old tree falling, and a grown man crying at the sight of a grizzly. And after 5 years, we've never closed.
But now I'm shutting down and depriving everyone of this epic nature spot because I am Canadian. My beavers. I am compliant.
@alexthecomic - Alexander Lasarev
You’re all doing a great job. Keep wearing those masks. Think of your grandparents! https://t.co/XZpMNT4KQp