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J.D. Vance converted to catholicism because he heard Catholic priests like little pricks. https://t.co/1KTFIvfUK1
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It's Good Friday, the day Jesus died for our sins, so have fun because it's all paid for. Doge gutted the IRS, so if you don't have the money for taxes, don't worry about it. Trump panders to his base, but letting tax cheats off comes from the heart.
People are dying potatoes for Easter because eggs are too expensive. The New York Fed says we're going into a recession, and we have a constitutional crisis. Melania wore a jacket that said, "I'm starting to care."
It's Easter, the day Jesus was resurrected, or as Elon Musk sees it, an elaborate scheme to defraud social security. Trump is honoring the day by locking up guys named Jesus and pardoning Pontius Pilate. JD Vance converted to Catholicism because he heard priests are pricks.
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Speaker 0: Alright. I know why you're happy. It's Good Friday, and this is the day Jesus died for all of our sins. So you know what? Have fun.
It's all paid for. You're playing with the house money. Oh, just just the same way it is it's tax day, or it was on Wednesday, and, you know, one of the things that Doge has done is kinda gutted the IRS, so, you know, you're not if you don't have it, don't worry about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, I'll say this. A lot of
Speaker 0: the things Trump does are really pandering to the base. But letting tax cheats not have to worry about getting audited, that one came from the heart.
Speaker 1: It really did. And Oh, I
Speaker 0: I don't want to say the economy's going in the shitter, but did you you see this? People are dying, dying. Yeah. They're dying too. But dying potatoes because for east for Easter because eggs are too expensive.
This this sounds something like sounds like something my Irish relatives did after they shit in a hole and slept in the mud, you
Speaker 1: know? But
Speaker 0: so, yes, we're dying potatoes. People aren't dying overseas because we cut overseas aid. We're they say the New York Fed says we're going into a recession. We have a constitutional crisis. Today, Melania had a jacket that said, I'm starting to care.
Speaker 1: But
Speaker 0: but, hey, it's Easter. It's Easter on Sunday. Are you excited about that? Oh my gosh. My favorite holiday on the Christian calendar.
The day when we celebrate Jesus being resurrected from the dead, or as Elon Musk sees it, an elaborate scheme to defraud social security. And it's Oh, it's Easter, very big day at the White House. Trump is Trump is honoring the day by locking up guys named Jesus, and and he pardoned Punch's pilot. I'm sorry. He pardoned Pontius Pilate is what I meant to say.
Get out of my mouth. But Oh, and not just Trump. JD Vance, our vice president. He's in Rome. You know, he's a convert, a recent convert to Catholicism.
I know. He's married to a Hindu, goes right to the Catholics. I don't
Speaker 1: know what that said. But he's but he yeah.
Speaker 0: Well, he he converted to Catholicism because he heard heard priests like little pricks. So
@billmaher - Bill Maher
Twelve days ago, I had dinner with President Trump, a dinner that my friend @KidRock set up because we share the belief that there has to be something better than hurling insults from 3000 miles away. https://t.co/KE2t2eyBkI
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It turns out for pedophiles in Hollywood, "It's A Small World After All." https://t.co/4qUtOhXZYL
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The speaker discusses the dark side of kids' TV, highlighting inappropriate behavior towards child stars. They mention instances of sexualization in Disney and Nickelodeon, questioning the industry's treatment of young actors. The speaker criticizes the trend of exposing children to adult themes, advocating for simpler, more innocent storytelling. They express concern over pushing gender ideologies onto kids, warning against entrapment. The speaker urges for a break from cultural battles, emphasizing the need to prioritize children's well-being over political agendas.
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Speaker 0: And finally, new rule. As one of the few people in the public eye who's gone through life and never had kids, someone has to tell me why am I always having to defend them? I don't even like kids. But I also think it's every adult's job to protect them. Have you all been watching the Max documentary called Quiet on Set, the Dark Side of Kids TV?
OMG. Nickelodeon, it wasn't a studio. It was Neverland Ranch with craft services. It is just scene after scene, clip after clip of the child stars of their day being subjected to obviously inappropriate, highly sexualized degradation and quite a few pickles going through glory holes. I was grossed out, and I've gone camping with John Waters.
I kid you, John. I love you. So I don't know if this documentary is the talk of your town, but it is out here because it didn't just expose a dangerous workplace. It also exposed hypocrisy. Because it must be pointed out that when the evil governor of Florida was saying the exact same thing about kids and creepy stuff at Disney, that liberals now find intolerable at Nickelodeon, he was dismissed as a hick and a bigot.
But why would a kids' content factory like Disney be all that different than the one at Nickelodeon? A 2014 CNN report discovered that at least 35 Disney employees had been arrested for sex crimes against children. And in 2021, Disney child star Alyson Stoner confessed she only narrowly survived the toddler to train wreck pipeline. The next year, child star, Cole Sprouse, told the New York Times that young actresses at the Disney Channel were heavily sexualized from an early age. You know, Willie Sutton said he robbed banks because that's where the money is.
And the reason we find pedophiles in the Boy Scouts and the rectory in kids' TV is that's where the kids are. DeSantis wasn't wrong. But we're so tribal now, the left will overlook child fucking if the guy from the wrong party calls it out. Sure. Nickelodeon messed up Amanda Bynes, but the Mickey Mouse Club was where Britney Spears got her started, and she's perfectly fine.
And get this, after Brian Peck, who was one of the lead creeps at Nickelodeon, served 16 months in prison for the molesting he did there, Disney hired him, naturally, to work on a children's series. For pedophiles in Hollywood, it's a small world after all. And, and not just Hollywood. There are Instagram moms these days who are practically only fans ing their itty bitty beauty queen daughters by having them wear skimpy bikinis and eat bananas to build social media stardom. They're called shirenters, a hybrid of sharing and parent.
I call them pimps, a hybrid of pimp and And people who believe in social justice have agreed this is wrong and this is bad, and exposing kids to an adult world of lurid costumes and garish makeup borders on abuse. Now hurry up and get in the car. We're late for drag queen story hour. Not that there's anything wrong with being a drag queen, but maybe it's time to admit that sometimes drag queen story hour is more for the queen than the kids. Sure kids love a clown, but does the clown have to have tits?
And when I see a 5 year old tipping, tipping, at a bar under a sign that says it's not gonna lick itself, do I have to pretend that's cool in order to keep my liberal ID card? Sorry. I can't do that. If you want kids to be more tolerant, why not have handicapped people read them stories? Kids are more likely to encounter disabled people than drag queens in life.
Jeez. Can't we just go back to the good old days when kids were read simple stories with simple morals, like, if you're a lonely single man, just make a boy out of wood? I've said it before. Wokeness is not an extension of liberalism anymore. It's more often taking something so far that it becomes the opposite.
Teaching kids not to hate or judge those who are different, great. Proud we got there, all for that. But at a certain point, inclusion becomes promotion. And contrary to current progressive dogma, children aren't miniature adults wise beyond their years. They're morons.
They're gullible morons who'll believe anything and just want to please grown ups. And they don't have any frame of reference, so they normalize whatever's happening. That's why endlessly talking about gender to 6 year olds isn't just inappropriate. It's what the law would call entrapment, which means enticing people into doing something they wouldn't ordinarily do. For example, after 911, there were several cases of overzealous federal agents leading sad losers into terrorist plots, like the undercover FBI agent who got 7 out of work dudes in Liberty City, Florida to sign on to a plot to bomb the Sears Tower in Chicago?
Oh, please. These guys didn't even have a gun. But when someone said, wouldn't it be cool if we taught the man a lesson and blew something up? They said, yeah. That would be kinda cool.
Entrapment, suggesting someone into something they wouldn't otherwise do. And if you think that some of that isn't going on with gender in schools, you're not watching enough TikTok videos.
Speaker 1: I pledge allegiance to the queers. I'm not allowed to be out as trans and non binary at school. That's my response to this is to be as obnoxiously queer as possible.
Speaker 0: There's a certain kind of activist these days who wants to take heterosexuality, old school, old fashioned, boring, minding its own business, heterosexuality, and lump it in with patriarchy and sexism and racism and tell kids, wouldn't it be cool if you were anything but that? It also seems to be the theme of kind of a lot of kids' books these days. I never used the phrase gay agenda because I thought it was mostly nonsense, and it is, mostly. But a director for Disney Television Animation did say after she was hired The
Speaker 2: show runners were super welcoming to, like, my, like, not at all secret gay agenda. Like, I was just wherever I could, just basically adding queerness. No one would stop me, and no one was trying to stop me.
Speaker 0: Look. I'm all for adding queerness wherever. I put some in my drink before I came out here tonight. But maybe we should think about giving kids a break from our culture wars for a minute or at least until the election is over.
@billmaher - Bill Maher
They say in politics, liberals are the gas pedal, and conservatives are the brakes, and I'm generally with the gas pedal, but not if we're driving off a cliff. https://t.co/hutj3OUVQi
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To save our country, we should learn from other countries like Canada, England, and Scandinavia. However, Canada's housing crisis, high debt, and healthcare issues show that moving too far left can have consequences. Similarly, England's caution on puberty blockers and Sweden's immigration challenges highlight the need for balance. Blaming immigrants for rising crime rates may lead to far-right parties gaining power. It's important to consider these cautionary tales to avoid extreme policies.
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Speaker 0: And finally, new rule. If we wanna save our country, we should follow the advice good liberals have given for decades and learn from other countries, especially those beacons of progressivism like Canada, England, and Scandinavia. And I agree we should as long as we're honest about the lessons we're learning and as long as we're up to date on the current data, such as the unemployment rate in the US is 3.8%, and in Canada, it's 6.1. And of the 15 North American cities with the worst air pollution, 14 are in Canada. I'm not citing these stats because I have it out for Canada.
I love Canada and its people and always have. But I hate zombie lies. Zombie lies. That's when things change, but what people say about them doesn't. Yes.
For decades, places like Vancouver and Amsterdam and Stockholm seemed idyllic because everything was free and all the energy we needed was produced by riding a bike to your job at the windmill. Canada was where all the treasured goals of liberalism worked perfectly. It was like NPR come to life, but with poutine. Canada was the Statue of Liberty with a low maintenance haircut and cross country skis, a a giant idealized blue state with single payer health care, gun control, and abortion on polite demand. Canada was where every woke white college kid wearing pajama pants outdoors who'd had it up to here with America's racist patriarchy dreamt of living someday.
I mean, besides Gaza. There's only one problem with thinking everything's better in Canada. It's not. Not anymore, anyway. Last year, Canada added 1 point 3,000,000 people, which is a lot in 1 year, the equivalent of the US adding 11,000,000 migrants in 1 year.
And now they're experiencing a housing crisis even worse than ours, and we're sleeping in tents. The median price of a home here is $346. In Canada, converted to US dollars, it's 4.87. If Barbie moved to Winnipeg, she wouldn't be able to afford her dream house, and Ken would be working at Tim Hortons. And because of mortgage debt, Canada has the highest debt to GDP ratio of any g seven nation.
I don't know what that means, but it sounds bad. So does their vaunted health care system, which ranks dead last among high income countries in access to primary health care and ability to see a doctor in a day or 2. And it's not for lack of spending. Of the 30 countries with universal coverage, Canada spends over 13% of its economy on it, which is a lot of money for free health care. Look, I'm not saying Canada still isn't a great country.
It is. But those aren't paradise numbers. If Canada was an apartment, the lead feature might be America adjacent. And if America was a rental car, Canada would be America or similar. And, again, honestly, Canada, I'm not saying any of this because I enjoy it.
I don't because I've always enjoyed you. But I need to cite you as a cautionary tale to help my country. And the moral of that tale is, yes, you can move too far left. And when you do, you wind up pushing the people in the middle to the right. At its worst, Canada is what American voters think happens when there's no one putting a check on extreme wokeness, like the saga of Canadian shop teacher, Kayla Lemieux, whose pronouns are she, her, and those.
Kayla is now back to being a guy named Kerry. But 2 years ago, when they showed up to teach children, the progressive high school they taught at said that they they, the school, not the person. Really, you couldn't have found another word. We were using that one. Anyway, okay.
They were committed to a safe environment for gender expression. Safe for who? What about the children? What about the equipment in that shop class? You know, there were you know, there was once a weirdo d list movie producer in the sixties named Russ Meyer, who made low budget b movies like Faster Pussycat Kill Kill and Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, always featuring women who look like this.
His movies played in porn houses and were featured in hustler and playboy. Okay. Fine. But who says, no. When it comes to huge, ridiculous tits, let's save that for the kids.
And this is why people vote for Trump. They say in politics, liberals are the gas pedal and conservatives are the brakes. And I'm generally with the gas pedal, but not if we're driving off a cliff. On the trans issue, America is no ands, ifs, or buts, ab about it, absolutely alone in the world now, an outlier country. Last month, England's National Health Service announced that there's not enough evidence to support the safety or clinical effectiveness of puberty blockers for 3rd graders and that they were going to stop fumbling around with children's privates because that's prince Andrew's job.
Sorry, you 2. They're very sensitive about the royal family. I'm telling you. I found out. They're making me change.
Alright. So too with all the other good place countries in direct opposition to America's choice to affirm children's wishes on switching gender no matter the age or psychiatric history. The far left, which always like to use, well, Europe does it. Yeah. No.
That doesn't work on this one anymore. Or on immigration. Sweden opened its borders to over a 1000000 and a half immigrants since 2010, and now 20% of its citizens are foreign born, and its education system is tanking, and it has Europe's highest rate of gangland killings. And one result is that the far right parties are in the government now there for the first time, to which liberals say blaming immigrants for the rising crime rate is racist. Yeah.
But is it true? Of course, it's true. It's not a coincidence the quality of life went down after the Somali gangs started a drug turf war using hand grenades. Calling it racist doesn't solve the problem. It hands future elections to someone who will solve the problem and who, I promise, you're not going to like.