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@digitalspaz - Kasey Freeman
This is still the funniest way to handle cops at your door. https://t.co/wziif5IvoX
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Get your hand off my camera right now!
I apologize, but I need to follow protocol.
Don't cover my camera! What do you want?
There's no need for that.
I have a warrant.
Get off my property!
Are you home to talk?
Yes, I'm hiding from you.
Show me the warrant!
You're losing connection.
Get off my property!
I don't care who's with you. No one is welcome here.
You can stand on the curb and show me the warrant.
Get all your friends off my property!
No need for that language.
You pointed guns at me!
Get the hell out!
Full Transcript
Speaker 0: You're gonna need to get your fucking hand off my fucking camera right now.
Speaker 1: I apologize.
Speaker 0: Your fucking hand. Don't cover my fucking camera. Listen, bitch. Don't cover my fucking camera.
Speaker 1: Don't cover
Speaker 0: my fucking camera. I apologize. Fucking camera.
Speaker 1: I apologize. I'm just saying a call.
Speaker 0: Fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Don't fucking cover my fucking camera, son. What the fuck do you want?
Speaker 1: Okay. There is no need for that name, Connell.
Speaker 0: You, bitch. But you know what? There's no need for you to be all secret cheating covering the fucking camera. What do you fucking want, bitch?
Speaker 1: That's an officer safety protocol that we use your No.
Speaker 0: No. Oh, really? No. For my safety protocol, you ain't covering my fucking cameras. You're violating my fucking constitutional rights.
What the fuck do you want?
Speaker 1: I am here to talk to you. Are you home?
Speaker 0: Fuck you.
Speaker 1: Are you home?
Speaker 0: Get the fuck off get the fuck off my property. You got a fucking warrant? Get the fuck off my fucking property.
Speaker 1: I actually do have a warrant.
Speaker 0: Woah. Really? Get the fuck off my property.
Speaker 1: It's just that,
Speaker 0: ma'am. Bye, you fucking cunts. Bye. Get the fuck off my property.
Speaker 1: Are you are you home to come out and talk with me?
Speaker 0: Yeah. Yes. I'm inside hiding from you. That's what I fucking knew, you dumb cunt. Get the fuck off my fucking property, man.
Do you know how many times you guys have accused me of hiding in the fucking house from you? Get your fucking hand off my fucking
Speaker 1: camera and get the fucking
Speaker 0: get away from my fucking camera. Get the fuck off my property.
Speaker 2: Right now, get the fuck off my property.
Speaker 0: Get the fuck off my property. What do you not fucking comprehend? Show me a fucking warren, cunt. You got a warren, show me a
Speaker 1: fucking warren. You're losing connection, ma'am.
Speaker 0: Fuck you, you fucking ugly cunt. The fuck off my fucking property.
Speaker 1: It it it are you able to restart or something?
Speaker 0: Get the fuck off my property.
Speaker 1: Are you home right now?
Speaker 0: Fuck, bitch. You take all your fucking tiny fucking friends with you. Hot cunts.
Speaker 1: It's just a few of us here.
Speaker 0: Fuck you. I don't give a fuck who's there. Nobody's welcome. Get the fuck off my property. You can stand on the fucking curb, and then you could show me your fucking warrant.
But until then, I suggest you get the fuck off my property, bitch. This ain't fucking Ruby Rich too. Get all your little fucking pigs off my property. Get the fuck out of here, all you little faggot ass fucking cops. Fucking coward punts.
Speaker 1: No need for that name, Connor.
Speaker 0: But Come on, you, bitch. You pointed fucking ARs at me. Fuck you, cunt. That what? Hell the fucking yeah.
Fuck you.