@lavern_spicer - Lavern Spicer 🇺🇸
Dear Jasmine Crockett If your skank ass is gonna side with muthafucking Zelenskyy, then go live the fuck in Ukraine. Don’t nobody need your ratchet ass here stirring up trouble. If you support Ukraine over the country that pays your muthafucking salary, just resign and go over there and enlist. They done killed all the men so they'll probably be desperate enough to let your dumb ass fight. But if you aint prepared to do that, shut the fuck up about President Trump tryna bring the peace. And who the fuck are you to call Trump and Vance “an EMBARRASSMENT and DISGRACE” when your fucking soldout traitor ass is IN AMERICAN CONGRESS and working AGAINST what the American people voted for? And by the way, how the fuck you got the nerve to use the X tag @JasmineForUS? Heifer, you for errrrbody BUT US.
@lavern_spicer - Lavern Spicer 🇺🇸
Dear Maxine Waters, How fucking dare you try to bully your way into a government building? That security guard was just doing his job. He’s supposed to keep crazy people like you out. Please stop embarrassing the Black race with your OG bullshit. Why you aint tried to storm the Department of Education when you heard how bad Black kids test scores were? Your fucking ass wasn't nowhere to be seen then, huh? Ma'am, you are 86 years old. You been in Congress 34 YEARS. We are dead last in education around the world. The DOE wasted $190 billion in Covid relief funds, and $1 Billion on DEI. What the fuck they doing to make our children SMARTER? NOT A DAMN THING! Maxine, with all due respect, RETIRE. Stay the fuck home and let younger better people do the job of representing AMERICA. Oh but if you gonna keep doing public appearances, GET A NEW MUTHAFUCKING WIG!
@lavern_spicer - Lavern Spicer 🇺🇸
Dear Ilhan Omar, Who the fuck are you to say no one should show President Trump dignity and respect. Ain’t your bucktooth ass married to your own brother, BRUTHAFUCKER? Aint you a spy for Somalia, trick? Where the fuck you get off even speaking Donald Trump's name, freak? America aint just for you and people who think fucked up like you do. It's for me too, me and the 77,000,000 other taxpaying Americans who just sent Kamala back to the grease pole. Your chainsmoking ass dont have to respect President Trump - but you damn sure betta stay the fuck outta his way jackass. He is TRUMP 2.0 and he aint taking no muthafucking prisoners this time. FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT!
@lavern_spicer - Lavern Spicer 🇺🇸
Let me see if I got this shit straight. The Elections ended on November 5th. Muthafuckers in California just stopped counting this week! And somehow they “won” two more seats? How the fuck that work? Maybe it's just my Black ass, but how the fuck is California being allowed to flip 2 seats blue with votes that are clearly illegitimate? Where the muthafucking Republicans at? Are our systems really so weak and loose that the Democrats can just do whateverr the fuck they want whenever they want and can’t nobody stop em? If that's the case why they always crying about some damn DE-MOC-RACY, when them bitches dont ever do nothing by the rules in the first muthafucking place?
@lavern_spicer - Lavern Spicer 🇺🇸
Dear Bruce Springsteen. Where the fuck you get off calling Donald Trump “the most dangerous candidate for president in my lifetime.” Fool please! They need to stop calling your ass THE BOSS and call you THE BITCH. Donald Trump didn’t hide his dementia diagnosis from the American people for 3.5 years. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris that, and that’s the only reason I need not to vote for them. If Kamala skanky lying ass get in you can forget “the sanctity of our constitution.” She gonna burn it all down, she said so many times. If Kamala cheat her way in there you can also kiss the muthafucking “sanctity of democracy” good bye. She gonna end the filibuster and pack the court. Her ass said them things too. And as for the “peaceful transfer of power,” Democrats brought in millions of illegals to vote in our elections! How is cheating to win peacefully transferring power? I notice one of your songs go: “Hey little girl, is your daddy home? Did he go and leave you all alone? Mhmm. I got a bad desire. Oh, oh, oh, I'm on fire.” Is this what the Democrats got on you? You like little girls? Well go fuck yourself if you think your pedo ass can tell me who to vote for. I’m free, Black and OVER 21, and I’m voting for Donald Trump. Case closed.
@lavern_spicer - Lavern Spicer 🇺🇸
The Republican Party has never called me a nigger. The Republican Party has never called me a sambo. The Republican Party has never called me a porch monkey. The Republican Party has never called me a coon. The Republican Party has never called me a hottentot. The Republican Party has never called me an Uncle Tom. The Democrats call me that every single day. I will NEVER stand with people who hate me!
@lavern_spicer - Lavern Spicer 🇺🇸
Ayanna Pressley baldheaded ass just had the nerve to tell Congress she “so tired of white men failing up.” Bitch what the fuck you call Kamala Harris rising to the top offa doing blow jobs?!!! wEhat the fuck you call little miss AOC going from pouring drinks at the speakeasy to PRETENDING to be a congresswoman? Matter a fact, what the fuck have you ever done with your position except cause trouble and be a racist? You know, I musta seen your muthafucking ass coming today because I put you at the TOP of my Black Embarrassment List. Here you are WHINING about the white man, but you know your fucking bald bitch ass would be rioting in the streets if a white man said that about you? AND MANY OF THEM COULD SAY THAT ABOUT ALL YALL DO-NOTHING DEMOCRAT BITCHES! SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND SHUT THE FUCK UP! BITCHES like you are why the Black man is still at the bottom of the list. Go to hell, whore!
@lavern_spicer - Lavern Spicer 🇺🇸
Mr Charles Barkley: I am a Black woman who is planning to vote for Donald Trump. What the fuck business is it of yours? You think I want 4 more years of illegals? 4 more years of street crime? 4 more years of inflation? 4 more years of blaming and deflecting and bullshit and lies? Mr. Barkley you have a net worth of $60,000,000. You don’t have to worry about being mugged in the subway or raped on the streets. You don’t have to wonder where your food gonna come from. I run a food bank and my lines get longer everyday under this fool you call a president. I am sick to fucking death of all yall entitled bullies talking to me like I owe you my vote. What the fuck yall ever gave me? I AM VOTING FOR DONALD TRUMP. Deal with it!
@lavern_spicer - Lavern Spicer 🇺🇸
The same folks that was mad at Lauren Boebert for wearing a low cut dress at a theater ain’t got SHIT to say about two dudes getting fucked in the ASS on the Senate floor.
@lavern_spicer - Lavern Spicer 🇺🇸
Ima tell y’all something about women. Women are POWER-HUNGRY! I’m not like that, but I know a lot who are. That New Mexico governor is. She just tested her powers by seeing if she could suspend the 2nd Amendment in her state and get away with it. And if she can, all the other Democrat ones will too. Kathy Hochul Gretchen Whitmer Katie Hobbs Maura Healey Laura Kelly Tina Kotek Janet Mills All of em gonna try to spread their wings to see how high in the skies of FASCISM they can fly. That’s why if you live in any of their cities and you want your rights, you better speak up and out loud! Democrats don’t give a shit about you, your rights, your constitution - NONE OF IT. They only care about having power, and having power OVER YOU. Y’all better listen to me because y’all know I ain’t ever wrong.
@lavern_spicer - Lavern Spicer 🇺🇸
I don’t know about you, but I’m standing with Donald J. Trump!
@lavern_spicer - Lavern Spicer 🇺🇸
Trump became a hood billionaire over night. He’s now got the street cred of Big Meech and Larry Hoover. That mugshot is going to make him have the respect of every gangster and hustler in the hood. Y’all have no idea. I heard two brothers walking down the street today calling him their “nigga”. Fanni Willis has no idea what she’s done.