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An $18 million over-budget project unveils the X5 prototype, which uses EEG censoring and brain interfacing to translate a household pet's thoughts into words. The subject is Max, a dog.
Initially, Max speaks gibberish, but the signal is boosted. Max then says, "Hi. I'm Max. It's me, Max. I like to play ball. I like purple bird in the window."
Unexpectedly, Max declares his support for Donald Trump, leading to a heated political argument. Max defends Trump's electoral college win and economic policies. The conversation escalates as Max accuses his owner of not bringing black people to their house and criticizes her views on healthcare for illegals.
The argument intensifies with accusations of racism and discussions about women's rights. The demonstration concludes abruptly, with the project's future uncertain. Despite their political differences, Max's owner affirms her love for him.
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Speaker 0: -We're just pleased to welcome you to what we believe will be a very exciting presentation. -Well, it better be. This project is, what, dollars 18,000,000 over budget? -Yes. But thanks to your patience as well as your investment, we are thrilled to announce near completion on the X5 prototype.
Speaker 1: Near completion. So what exactly are we going to see here?
Speaker 2: Well, if all goes well, exactly what we promised. Using EEG censoring and brain interfacing, we will do what has never been done, scan the household pet's mind to translate his thoughts into words. Now, the subject today will be my own dog, Max. Looks like he's ready.
Speaker 0: Then let's see it.
Speaker 2: Okay. Max, here we go.
Speaker 0: EEG signal 100%. Vitals are normal. And we have mind link.
Speaker 2: Okay. Max, this is it. Max, speak.
Speaker 3: Did you know where did you nigger's arm, nigger? Brilliant.
Speaker 2: Hang on. It worked. I swear. Now boost the signal. Max, speak.
Speaker 3: Hi. I'm Max. It's me, Max.
Speaker 0: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: I like to play ball. I like purple bird in the window.
Speaker 2: I think he means the pigeon. He's never spoken this much before. Now, Max, what else do you like?
Speaker 3: I like park and leash, and I like Trump. He's my man.
Speaker 2: Wait. What?
Speaker 1: What did your dog just say?
Speaker 2: It must be a translation error, some kind of glitch.
Speaker 3: There's no glitch. Donald Trump is our president. He carried the electoral college fair and square.
Speaker 0: This can't be right. Did you know your dog likes Trump?
Speaker 2: He doesn't.
Speaker 3: I absolutely do. I know Trump has issues, but one big change is better than business as usual. Okay, Max.
Speaker 0: No. You drop that right now. You don't like Trump. The Dow was up 2,700
Speaker 3: points since he was elected. What's not to like?
Speaker 1: Your dog is a monster.
Speaker 2: No. He he's not. Just let me let me talk to him. Max, I'm sorry, but you're just a dog. You don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 3: Excuse me, Helen, but, yes, I do. Stinking helmet. I can't believe you put this on me. It's just come that to that condescending attitude that made people wanna vote for Trump in the first place.
Speaker 2: Get over here, Max. This is crazy. Okay? I can't believe you're saying this. You're supposed to be my best friend.
Speaker 3: And as your friend, I don't wanna see your tax dollars going to health care for illegal.
Speaker 0: Your dog is a jackass.
Speaker 2: What? Oh, hang on. Hang on. Max, listen. Trump is bad.
Trump is a racist.
Speaker 3: What do you know about black people? You never brought one into our house once. Really?
Speaker 2: No, Max. That is not true.
Speaker 3: It is absolutely true, Ellen. Plus, Trump is the only one that isn't owned by Wall Street.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Are you insane? My head's gonna explode. What what about his record on women's rights? Don't you want me to have a choice over my own body?
Speaker 3: You didn't afford me a choice when you cut off my balls. Max,
Speaker 2: you don't know anything. You're you're a dog. You're just a dog. You pee on the floor.
Speaker 3: And you masturbate out of boredom. What the hell does that have to do with what we're talking about right now? Woah. Max.
Speaker 0: You just assumed that because I'm a
Speaker 3: Trump supporter that I'm a xenophobic racist.
Speaker 2: No. I don't. Max, your best friend at the dog park is a chihuahua.
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 2: Well, that means he's Mexican, and Trump wants to kick them out of the country.
Speaker 3: If Akita was born here, he has nothing to worry about. This is a nation of laws.
Speaker 1: Alright. Stand back. I'm gonna shoot him with the gun I carry. Don't piss.
Speaker 3: No. For god's sake. I can't even have a conversation without you liberal snowflakes.
Speaker 2: No. Enough. Enough. Enough. Now shut up, Max.
Just shut your dumb mouth.
Speaker 0: That concludes the demonstration. Obviously, we have some more work to do. Obviously.
Speaker 1: Yeah. This whole project is on thin ice. That dog is a problem.
Speaker 2: It's okay, Max. I love you no matter what. We just have to learn to respect each other's point of view, I guess. Now now let's go for a walk. Okay?
Put your hat on. Hold. There you go.
Speaker 0: It's a
Speaker 2: good thing you're cute, yo.