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Tonight SNL said “Heil Trump” two times in a scripted cold open, continuing its nonstop fear-mongering and Nazi-rhetoric over a Trump Presidency. https://t.co/JuLL0OoHl3
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Following Donald Trump's election, SNL cast members express their unwavering support for him. They claim to see themselves in him and admire him as a role model. One cast member admits to voting for Trump 50 times in Pennsylvania, while another identifies as one of the 8% of black women who voted for him. The cast then debuts a "Hot Jacked Trump" impression, vowing to portray Trump in a flattering light moving forward because he is their hero and will eventually be king. They express excitement for "Trump 2.0" and look forward to what he will do with the country. One cast member regrets missing out on another January 6th event. Referencing Elon Musk, they state that if the planet falls apart, they can go to Mars with him. "Doc Mega" then appears, stating that he runs the country now and America will be like one of his rockets, which could blow up and kill everyone. Finally, the cast encourages young men who helped elect Trump and Elon to feel empowered.
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Speaker 0: On Tuesday, Americans went to the polls and elected Donald Trump to be the next president of The United States.
Speaker 1: To many people, including many people watching this show right now, the results were shocking and even horrifying.
Speaker 2: Donald Trump, who tried to forcibly overturn the results of the last election, was returned to office by an overwhelming majority.
Speaker 3: -This is the same Donald Trump who openly called for vengeance against his political enemies.
Speaker 0: -Now, thanks to the Supreme Court, there are no guardrails.
Speaker 1: -Nothing to protect the people who are brave enough to speak out against him.
Speaker 3: And that is why we at SNL would like to say to Donald Trump, we have been with you all along.
Speaker 0: We have never wavered in our support of you, even when others doubted you.
Speaker 4: Every single person on this stage believed in you.
Speaker 5: Every single person on this stage voted for you.
Speaker 1: Because we see ourselves in you. We look at you and think, that's me.
Speaker 4: That's the man I want my future children to look up to.
Speaker 6: And mister Trump, your honor, we know that you say things that are controversial sometimes, but really, you're just speaking the truth. And I hate how the lame stream media, Michael Che, tries to spin it to make you look foolish.
Speaker 3: -So if you're keeping some sort of list of your enemies, then we should not be on that list.
Speaker 6: And it's c h e, Chang. And if we find out someone here voted for Kamala, we
Speaker 0: will wrap them out so fast.
Speaker 4: -Like our three disgusting new cast members.
Speaker 3: -So real quick, left to right. That's Jane Woodline, Ashley Padilla, and Emile Wakeem. You can find their home addresses online, Hail Trump.
Speaker 5: But the rest of us, hell Trump, voted for you at least once.
Speaker 2: I voted for you 50 times in Pennsylvania.
Speaker 1: Ninety two percent of black women voted for Kamala, but I was one of the proud 8%. For me, it's brother Donald x Trump all the way.
Speaker 4: And we're so excited to debut our new impression, Hot Jacked Trump.
Speaker 7: That's right. That's right. It's me, hot Jack Trump. They finally got the body right. But from now on, we're going to do very flattering portrayal of Trump because he's frankly my hero, and he's going to make an incredible president and eventually king.
We love you, buddy.
Speaker 0: In summary, all of us at SNL are so excited for Trump two point o, which is also what I blew on a breathalyzer Wednesday morning.
Speaker 1: We can't wait to see what you do with the country this time. I keep waking up in the middle of the night screaming with joy, of course.
Speaker 4: My only regret is that we didn't get to do another January 6 because I was ready.
Speaker 6: Me too.
Speaker 3: And worst case scenario, meaning scenario, if our planet falls apart, we can all go to Mars with the other man that we love and trust, Elon Musk. You're right. You're right.
Speaker 8: Check it out. Doc Mega. Yeah. But, seriously, I run the country now. And America's gonna be like one of my rockets.
You know, they're super cool and super fun. But there's a slight chance it could blow up and everybody dies. I'm Doc Mega. See you in the White House. USA.
USA. And
Speaker 5: to all young men who helped elect Trump and Elon, we know you felt unseen these past four years.
Speaker 0: So we say to you, young men, there's no need to feel down.
Speaker 3: Young men, pick yourself off the ground.
Speaker 1: Young men, time to put on your crown. You don't
Speaker 3: need to be unhappy.
Speaker 8: I'd like for New York inside it.
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I’m a teen genius with a 4.4 GPA and 1590 SAT score, hired by Google right out of high school for a Ph.D level Software Engineer role. Despite my qualifications, I was rejected by 16 out of 18 colleges, including 5 UC schools, and I'm now suing for racial discrimination against highly qualified Asian-American candidates.
@persianjewess - The Persian Jewess
A teen genius with a 4.4 GPA and 1590 SAT Score—who was hired straight out of high school by Google for a Ph.D level Software Engineer position—was rejected by 16 out of 18 colleges including 5 UC Schools: Berkeley, Davis, UCLA, UCSD and UCSB. Now he’s suing for racial discrimination against “highly qualified Asian-American candidates.”
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I'm Stanley Joan, and despite my 4.4 GPA and high SAT score, many colleges, including UC schools, rejected me. Now, I'm a software engineer at Google.
My father and I are suing the University of California and the US Department of Education, alleging racial discrimination in admissions. UC denies this, stating that race is collected for statistical purposes only and not used in the admission process.
While some question why I'm pursuing this, given my current success, this is bigger than just me. We aim to ensure fair treatment for Asian applicants in the future. This is for my children and grandchildren.
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Speaker 0: Palo Alto Teen hired straight out of high school by Google as a PhD level software engineer, yet he was rejected by most colleges he applied to, including five UC campuses, even with a 4.4 GPA and a fifteen ninety out of 1,600 on the SATs.
Speaker 1: Some of them
Speaker 2: were certainly expected, you know, Stanford MIT. You know it's it is what it is, right? Yeah, but yeah, but some of them like Cal Poly, some of the state schools I really thought you know I had a good chance.
Speaker 0: His name, Stanley Joan, and he and his father just filed a lawsuit against the University of California and the US Department of Education. The Jones alleged that UC is engaging in racial discrimination in admissions despite the law banning the use of race in the process. I want to show the UC statement to us when we inquire. They call these lawsuits meritless, and they also say the UC undergraduate admissions application collects students race and ethnicity for statistical purposes only. The information is not shared with application reviewers and is not used for admission.
Some people might look at this and say, look, Stanley is working at Google, making good money, with a dream job that top university graduates aspire to. Why does he want to be a part of this? And and for you, some critics might be. Why are you not letting this go?
Speaker 1: There's a bigger story here. First of all, I think the story is bigger than Stanley himself and bigger than myself for sure. And what we're trying to get out of this is a fair treatment of Asian applicants going forward, including my older kids and my future grandkids.
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I witnessed a student at Iran’s University of Science and Research being confronted by morality police for showing her hair under her hijab. In protest, she stripped down to her underwear in the square. Shortly after, she was beaten and taken away by the IRGC. Free Iran from Radical Islamists.
@persianjewess - The Persian Jewess
A student at Iran’s University of Science and Research was accosted by Islamic Regime morality police for showing her hair beneath her hijab. They tore her clothes as they attacked her. So in protest she took her clothes off and stood in the square in nothing but her underwear. Minutes after this video was taken, the women was beaten and forcibly disappeared by the IRGC. Free Iran from Radical Islamists.
@persianjewess - The Persian Jewess
An anonymous group has funded and constructed a giant screen with loudspeakers outside the @UCLA Pro-Hamas Encampments showing footage of the October 7 Massacre on loop. Bravo to these geniuses. #StandWithIsrael https://t.co/t6bl12gvxl
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An alleged leader of the Columbia Pro-Hamas Encampments posted a video expressing anti-Zionist sentiments. Despite being reported by students, the @Columbia administration ignored it. The same person is believed to have led a group in harassing and driving out Jewish students from the university. #AntizionismIsAntisemitism @jewsinschool
@persianjewess - The Persian Jewess
One of the alleged leaders of the Columbia Pro-Hamas Encampments posted this video on social media stating “Zionists Don’t Deserve to Live.” The video was shared with @Columbia administration by students, but was ignored. #AntizionismIsAntisemitism 🎥 @jewsinschool https://t.co/kAuHUo8DpZ
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Zionists are compared to Nazis and racists, deemed unworthy of living comfortably. A human chain is formed to prevent them from entering the camp and disrupting privacy. The speaker urges others to join in pushing Zionists out of the camp.
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Speaker 0: Always stand on business. Zionists, they don't deserve to live comfortably. Let alone, Zionists don't deserve to live. The same way we're very comfortable accepting that Nazis don't deserve to live, fascists don't deserve to live, racists don't deserve to live, Zionists, They shouldn't live in this world. If we're truly in it, and then when I say in it, if we're truly living like
Speaker 1: Who has entered the camp.
Speaker 2: Who have entered the camp.
Speaker 1: We are going to create a human chain.
Speaker 2: We are going to create a human chain.
Speaker 1: Where I am standing. So that
Speaker 2: So that
Speaker 1: they do not pass this point
Speaker 2: They do not pass this point.
Speaker 1: And infringe upon our privacy. And infringe upon our privacy.
Speaker 2: And infringe upon our privacy.
Speaker 1: Inside traditional our community.
Speaker 2: And try to disrupt our community.
Speaker 1: Please join me in this change.
Speaker 2: Please join me in this change. Excuse me. Excuse me. Do you see what you guys are doing to us?
Speaker 1: We are going to
Speaker 2: the holidays. And you're asking me not to record.
Speaker 1: Walk and take a step forward.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I absolutely feel threatened. Step forward.
Speaker 1: So that we can.
Speaker 2: So that we can.
Speaker 1: Start to push them.
Speaker 2: Start to push them.
Speaker 1: Out of the camp.
Speaker 2: Out of the camp.
Speaker 1: One step forward. One step forward.
@persianjewess - The Persian Jewess
This disgusting genocidal Jew Hater is allegedly the same person seen in this viral video leading a group of Pro-Hamas demonstrators in harassing and driving out Jewish students from Columbia University’s campus. https://t.co/VjGfindhXU
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Please respect our privacy and community guidelines by leaving our camp. We ask you to take one step forward. We were here before you arrived. We would like you to leave. We are trying to have a community meeting. You are not respecting the safety of others. You violated the community guidelines. Why can't we be on the lawn? You are not respecting safety. It makes no sense.
Translation: Please respect our privacy and community guidelines by leaving our camp. We ask you to take one step forward. We were here before you arrived. We would like you to leave. We are trying to have a community meeting. You are not respecting the safety of others. You violated the community guidelines. Why can't we be on the lawn? You are not respecting safety. It makes no sense.
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Speaker 0: Forward.
Speaker 1: So that we can.
Speaker 0: So that we can.
Speaker 1: Start to push them.
Speaker 0: Start to push them.
Speaker 1: Out of the camp. Out of the camp. One step forward.
Speaker 0: One step forward.
Speaker 1: Another step forward. Another step forward. We ask We ask that you please respect
Speaker 0: that you please respect
Speaker 1: our privacy our privacy and our privacy. And our community guidelines
Speaker 0: And our community guidelines.
Speaker 1: Which you have
Speaker 2: so far disrespected Which you have
Speaker 1: so far disrespected. And leave our camp.
Speaker 0: And leave our camp.
Speaker 1: One step forward.
Speaker 0: One step forward.
Speaker 1: Have you gotten enough video? Because I look very pretty. You guys don't have to do this, you know. You're all here because we're here. Why are you giving up We were here before you came here.
I understand that but you're doing Rubit after me.
Speaker 2: You're doing what you're doing.
Speaker 0: After me.
Speaker 1: I'm bored. I'm bored. We would like you to leave. You just
Speaker 2: did that for me.
Speaker 1: Repeat after me. I'm bored.
Speaker 0: I'm bored. My name's Catherine.
Speaker 2: My name's Aiden.
Speaker 3: We're just actually trying to have a community meeting.
Speaker 1: Right. It's the same thing.
Speaker 0: Conversation. Off the lawn.
Speaker 2: Well, we're asking you, nice to see.
Speaker 3: Why can't we be on the line?
Speaker 2: I'm Because you're not respecting the safety.
Speaker 3: I'm I'm on the line, Jose. You know I pay to go here?
Speaker 2: So why
Speaker 3: And I pay for this lawn to be manicured. I pay for the lights to be on.
Speaker 0: And why can't you
Speaker 3: And if you're a student, you're also paying for that. And so we're all equally allowed to utilize these resources. So why can't I be on this loss?
Speaker 2: I'm not saying you can. I'm just asking you if you can. I didn't think because you're not respecting the safety
Speaker 3: of people. That literally makes no sense.
Speaker 0: You violated the community guidelines, which is transvesting. What community?