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The best commercial in all of history https://t.co/zo5pMYdbrL
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Super Bowl bombshell: 13 connections between 2020 and 2024, including State Farm commercial and Schwarzenegger's speech. Puppy show and dog comms hint at a script change. Is this setting up a 49er's win? Also, Schwarzenegger saves puppies in the State Farm commercial. #SuperBowl #SuperBowl2024 #NCSWIC #IYKYK
@Maerox - Maero𝕏
🔥SUPER BOWL BOMBSHELL🔥 🏈 13 connections 🏈 2020 vs 2024 similarities 🏈 Puppy Show & Dog Comms 🏈 State Farm commercial 🏈 Schwarzenegger can’t say his “er’s” 🏈 There’s been a “SCRIPT CHANGE” 🏈 To Be Continued…. 🏈 Are they setting us up for a 49er’s win? #SuperBowl #SuperBowl2024 #NCSWIC #IYKYK
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The speaker discusses various connections between the number 13 and the Super Bowl. They mention that the first Super Bowl was played in 1967, which adds up to 13, and that the 49ers' last Super Bowl win was in 1994, which also adds up to 13. They point out other instances where the number 13 appears in relation to the Super Bowl. The speaker also analyzes a State Farm commercial featuring Arnold Schwarzenegger, suggesting that it hints at the 49ers not winning. However, they believe that the 49ers will actually win based on their interpretation of various clues. The speaker concludes by inviting viewers to follow them on social media.
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Speaker 0: Okay, you guys. I just found something mind blowing about the Super Bowl. You guys watched this. I just posted this today. Okay?
And it gets better than this, you guys. You guys came through on the comments and started posting things. I started putting things together, And then I stumbled upon a State Farm commercial. You guys watch this. Okay?
So we know a lot of people are piecing together the number 13 With Taylor Swift and the Super Bowl and how coincidental the number 13 plays into the Super Bowl. It goes deeper than that, you guys, and I'm gonna piece it together for you guys. So going through this first, the first ever Super Bowl was played in 1967, 6 Plus 7 equals 13. The last Super Bowl, the 40 niners won was 1994. 9 plus 4 equals 13.
Forty niners 4 plus 9 equals 13. This year's Super Bowl is number 58, 5 +8 equals 13. The Super Bowl is being played on 211. 2 +11 equals 13. 40 niners quarterback Brock Purdy is number 13.
49 49ers are 1 seed and the Chiefs are 3 seed, and put those 2 together is 13. I'm not counting any of Taylor Swift's Thirteen connections because Taylor Swift has nothing to do with the Super Bowl. She's not playing in the Super Bowl. Her 13 connection is irrelevant, to me anyway. And then we have this 17th letter drop.
Okay? It says fear, the fun begins directly after we will make the Super Bowl look like a puppy show and we've been seeing so many puppy coms. Elon posted this today. He said, I love puppies. Dan Scavino posted this today.
Dogs for Trump. Here's another dog com. Right? There's this dog right here. Now I'm going back to my post that I made today.
1 of my followers sent me this. It's the difference between 2020 and 2024. So if the difference is right? There's really no difference because everything lines up. Just pause and read.
The Chiefs won in 2020, and it's really odd how everything lines up From 2020 to 2024, it's all the same. Now this is where it gets interesting because a lot of you guys Are basing your interpretation and saying the Chiefs are gonna win this year because everything lines up, but I beg to differ because the 40 niners We're named after those who sought gold for the gold rush in California. And then I stumbled upon this commercial, the State Farm commercial with Arnold Schwarzenegger, Where he can't say his ers, his ers, and they tried to correct him saying it's neighbor instead of neighbor. And for the life of him, he just cannot say his ers, like the 40 niners. To me, that's telling us that the 40 niners are not predicted to win, But then they say at the very end, they they give Arnold Schwarzenegger a script and says there's a change in the script.
It's pronounced chopper. It is. Well, good luck, Hey, Arnold. It's got a bit of a script change. Script change.
Mhmm. So we'll see you guys. Another thing that you guys brought to my attention is That, Brock Purdy was the last pick of the draft. So how epic would it be that the person that was selected last in the the draft Brought his team to win the Super Bowl. So I don't know you guys.
It'll be interesting, and I know a lot of people are saying the Chiefs are gonna win it, But you guys, they have to tell us what their intentions are and what they're going to do or what their plan is. So reading in between the lines, I'm I'm piecing together that the 40 niners are gonna win it this year, so we'll see. And it's interesting. One more thing. At the very end of the State Farm commercial, They handed him a script and said a script change, and then it says to be continued.
So we'll see you guys. So if you guys like my content, come follow me on these platforms, and we'll see you guys then.
@Maerox - Maero𝕏
Even more interesting… the beginning of the State Farm commercial, Schwarzenegger saves two PUPPIES!! More to add to the Dog Comms! https://t.co/9PF6a9Fh3N
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I spotted several Super Bowl commercials including State Farm's commercial featuring a movie set, a burning building, puppies, and an EBS. Join the discussion and share your findings! Credit to @SupremeJedi4 for spotting the EBS. #SuperBowl #SuperBowl2024 #SuperBowlLVIII #NCSWIC #IYKYK
Post 3: Just saw the State Farm commercial during the Super Bowl and it was hilarious! Loved the movie set, the burning building, and of course, the adorable puppies. The unexpected script change was a nice touch. Great job, State Farm! #SuperBowl #StateFarm #Commercials
Post 4: Did anyone else catch the State Farm commercial during the Super Bowl? It had everything - a movie set, a burning building, puppies, and even an EBS. The script change was unexpected but added some excitement. Kudos to State Farm for a memorable commercial! #SuperBowl #StateFarm #Commercials
Post 5: State Farm's Super Bowl commercial was a hit! The movie set, burning building, and puppies were all adorable. The EBS caught my attention too. The script change was unexpected but made the commercial stand out. Well done, State Farm! #SuperBowl #StateFarm #Commercials
Summary: Several Super Bowl commercials were spotted, including State Farm's. It featured a movie set, a burning building, puppies, and an EBS. The unexpected script change added excitement. The commercial was well-received and praised for its humor and creativity. #SuperBowl #StateFarm #Commercials
@Maerox - Maero𝕏
🏈 SUPER BOWL COMM GAME 🍿 HOW MANY SUPER BOWL COMMS CAN YOU SPOT?? STATE FARM COMMERCIAL 💥 Movie set 🍿 💥 Burning Building 💥 Puppies 💥 EBS 💥 Script Change ADD YOUR FINDS TO THIS POST! Credit to @SupremeJedi4 for spotting the EBS! #SuperBowl #SuperBowl2024 #SuperBowlLVIII #NCSWIC #IYKYK
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@ChuckCallesto - Chuck Callesto
JUST IN: Trump Releases HILARIOUS Super Bowl style ad as the big game kicks off.. Challenges HALEY with MAGA hat.. 🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/ibBCn58MZJ
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Donald Trump denies ever saying that he wants to cut Social Security or raise the retirement age. However, there is a challenge to this statement. Nikki Haley's claim that she didn't call for raising the age of Social Security is being reviewed. Trump suggests that the retirement age of 65 is too low and needs to be increased. After reviewing the evidence, it is clear that Haley did indeed plan to change the rules and raise the age of Social Security, resulting in benefit cuts for 80% of Americans. Trump approves this message.
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Speaker 0: Prove the fact that Donald Trump says I wanna cut Social Security or raise the age. I've never said that.
Speaker 1: There's the red challenge, hat. Trump's challenging Haley's statement.
Speaker 2: Haley's claim she didn't call for raising the age of Social Security is under review.
Speaker 1: Tony, here's exactly what the official is looking at. Social Security, Medicare. How would you manage the entitlements?
Speaker 0: We say the rules have changed. What we do know is 65 is way too low, and we need to increase that. 65 is way too low, and we need to increase that.
Speaker 1: Let's take a look at another angle.
Speaker 0: We change retirement age to reflect life expectancy.
Speaker 1: I think the call is pretty clear, but let's go down to the field and see what official Jean Tooney has to
Speaker 2: After review, Nikki Haley clearly said she plans to change the rules and raise the age of Social Security. This results in cutting benefits for 80% of America.
Speaker 1: Bob, that was a rookie mistake by Haley.
Speaker 2: I'm Donald j Trump, and I approve this message.
@infowars - INFOWARS
The story isn't the Super Bowl. It's the propaganda surrounding the Super Bowl. https://t.co/Vo99lozBbC
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The speaker expresses their disappointment with the Super Bowl, stating that it has become more about propaganda than football. They criticize the strange and disturbing aspects of the event, such as performers wearing clown wigs and satanic symbols. The speaker also mentions their frustration with the commercials and the lack of originality in Hollywood. They discuss the cultural decline and the divide and conquer tactics being used. The speaker concludes by mentioning the controversial Jesus washing feet commercial and promises to discuss major geopolitical events that occurred during the Super Bowl.
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Speaker 0: Of course, like always, the story wasn't the game. It was the propaganda surrounding the game. I think it was Owen Shroyer 1776 on Twitter, Owen posting yesterday. When I grew up, you know, the Super Bowl is about football, And then it became about football with a heavy dose of propaganda. Now it's mostly propaganda with a little bit of football in between.
That's honestly how it felt. I'm sure I'm not alone amongst our audience in the Super Bowl being one of the only times I've watched TV for an extended period in a very long time. And let me just say, America is a Horrifying freak show. And everything about it is just it's just disgusting. It's just disgusting and awful.
And I part of me is sort of glad that I feel that way and glad that most people that I follow on social media seem to feel that way. Everybody just sort of Just viscerally disgusted at everything that they were seeing on TV yesterday. And that means that you're you're like a frog that's able to tell the water is hot. And you have avoided being slowly boiled in this cultural morass. Because most you realize most people, they they watch what happened.
Like, they watched the Super Bowl yesterday. They watched just everybody being a A tatted up weirdo. They see every just saw the all the weirdness, and, like, it doesn't even faze them. It they don't even know What they're seeing is so horrifying and wrong because slowly but surely all of these little pieces have been introduced to their lives, and they just accept each new horrifying advance in culture as inevitable and unquestionable and not even to be remarked upon. But when you're out of it for a while and then you jump into it, it's just like, what is this?
There's a video of, I guess a famous clown. I don't know. Who is Ice Spice? Is she a clown? She wears a clown wig.
Her hair is a clown hair. What is she a singer? Is she like Bozo, a famous clown? I I don't know, but she's wearing an upside down cross necklace. She's doing satanic hand symbols while Taylor Swift and Some other woman drink beer in a very performative way.
It's all just terrible. Like, it's, like, unbelievable. It legitimate is legitimately is unbelievable. My brother-in-law, who we're watching this with, I was like, what is who who is this? What what are they singing?
I'm like, oh, that's the black national anthem. And he's like, oh, right. Right. Wait. What?
He's just like, are you serious? Are you are you serious right now? He's, like, so mad. It's like, dude. Yeah.
You're you know, he's like a scientist. He's he's doing engineering constantly. He's not paying attention to pop culture. It's like, no. Yeah.
This has been around for a while. Yeah. There's a black national anthem, and it's not good. It's not good. Then I guess the white national anthem is Post Malone playing America the Beautiful.
That was also kind of weird, dressed up like a like a country singer. And, again, part of me is like, I don't even want my kids seeing this because it's just everybody like, the everybody's just a Freak. Like, they're all just freaks. I don't know how else to describe it. And, like, I you know, we got we got crew members here tatted up.
Cool tattoos. I I don't really have a problem with tattoos, but it's the face tattoos. It's the creepy teeth that are metal. It's just It's all just so weird, and part of me is like, I don't even want my kids seeing this. So I'm having nightmares about some Metal mouthed, tatted up weirdo tonight.
But the other hand, it's like, I can't walk him down the street either because that's how it looks in Austin anyway. So We're just surrounded by weirdos and freaks and psychopaths. It's all it's all very weird. And it made me think of the one of the first Super Bowls I remember, probably the first one I really remember. I think I was, like, 10, maybe 9.
And I remember just, like, watching the Super Bowl with all my all my bros in elementary school. We were so hyped about the Super Bowl that during halftime, we went out and Played football in the street. When we came back in, we'd learned there been some sort of wardrobe malfunction. And, of course, that was the Justin Timberlake and what's her name, Jackson. And I, like because we didn't see it.
I just I just I have such a distinct memory. We're at my friend Cameron's house. We're out playing football, came back in, and, like, a kid or 2 had stayed in there, like, oh, you missed. We saw boobs. There were boobs on TV while you guys were outside.
We were like, what? What? What do you mean? They're like, yeah, it was a wardrobe malfunction. I remember even at 10 sort of being like, having this awareness of, like, oh, everybody is lying.
Because then later, you see the video, and I just remember, like, because I had I didn't see it live. And then afterwards, heard, like, malfunction wardrobe malfunction. They're saying it was an accident. There something happened, and she accidentally was exposed, and it's very embarrassing. And then you watch the video, and it's Justin Timberlake just very clearly reaching over and ripping the shirt off on purpose in a choreographed way.
And I remember just being 10 years old and being like, oh, everybody is lying. Oh, everybody is pretending like this is an accident even though it is manifestly obvious to everybody watching that it was on purpose and preplanned and not an accident at all. It's just another so, you know, not only being 10 and having some sort of vague awareness that this was like a like a ceremonial thing. Like, I, you know, I'm still not even sure exactly what the what the purpose of it is. But to get, like, you know, all of America, you know, it's it's incredibly valuable cultural moment to, stop and yeah.
And there's the ripping off. And I remember, you you know, at 10 years old being like, that wasn't an accident. What the hell is everybody talking about? It's like, no. It was a it was a wardrobe malfunction.
Yeah. They're very sorry. Who who could have known that was gonna happen. And it's like, but the shirt just wears tassels around
Speaker 1: all the time.
Speaker 0: Right. Her she's like, like, that's it was so Obvious. The shirt had to be designed to come off like that. He reaches over and takes it off on purpose, obviously, and then she's got, like pasties covering her boobs. So, you know, it's just one of those times where it's like, oh, I don't I don't really get what's going on here, but I get that everybody is agreeing to lie about this.
I get that everybody is pretending to have not seen what we all just saw. Just odd more obvious you can possibly imagine. There's a rip off, and it's like, oh, oh my gosh. Well, like, oh, what a terrible accident that was. It was a wardrobe malfunction.
It's you know? So I just I wonder I wonder what formative memories are being formed in the minds of children who are watching whatever it was we saw last night in terms of the the cultural just cesspit we live in right now. And again, there's and again, I you know, god bless her. I literally Absolutely no idea, not even the slightest inclination to find out who Ice Spice is or why anybody pays attention to her. Who the hell knows?
It's a mystery as far as I'm concerned, and I don't want it explained to me. But why does she look like a clown? Why does she have a clown wig on what is that about? I wonder. Honestly, I don't know.
But it's all very sad. It's all very sad. This country we live in, I can only imagine to being older than I am. Because like I said, I mean, one of the first Super Bowls I remember was them ripping the shirt off, and I can only imagine being like my grandparents who grew up. My grandfather played in one of the first televised football games ever When he was at OU, and they televised a college football game, he was kicked out in the first, like, 2 minutes because he got in a fight with somebody.
So It's like a story in my family where it's like, yeah. It's like this big deal, a televised football game, the whole family gathering around to watch JD Compete, one of the first televised football games, and he has to go and get in a fist fight in the first five minutes and get kicked out. I can only imagine Having grown up watching football in the sixties seventies when it's all just Good, wholesome American fun. You sit down to enjoy the Super Bowl like you have for the last 50 years, and it's just whatever we saw yesterday. Just endless chaos.
Even, you know, they sing the national anthem. That was kinda nice. People stood. The shot of the guy weeping, that was impactful. That was nice.
And then immediately, It's a commercial for, like, a horror movie. I see my sister we're at my sister's house. So there's, like, 7 kids running around all under the age of 4. And, as soon as it comes on, the sister, like, sees what's happening and starts like, runs to the back of the room and is like, wow. Look at me.
Look at me. Look what doing I'm doing something crazy just to distract the kids because and all the kids are turning and looking at at my sister, and behind them On the TV is just like these whole these flashes of just like aliens, like, grabbing people's faces. It's just like, Why can we not? Why can my children not watch the Super Bowl? Why is watching the Super Bowl just means that you're gonna be bombarded with nightmarish psychological terrors.
Just what what is this country? Why does everything suck so hard, so bad? It's everything is just So ugly. The black national anthem. I mean, it's just it's just bad.
It's Who the hell is Highspice? Who else is Highspice? It's a damn good question, mister Trump. Yeah. The Black National Alliance, it's like it's all these, like, just incredibly fat black women just like just like doing these weird hand motions, and we're all just watching it just like Snickering just like, what is this?
It's like, this is this is bad. I don't know. It's just bad. And then, of course, jokingly referring to the the national anthem as the white national anthem. Actually, I said that on Twitter.
She was like, why are you playing into the to the divide and conquer? And it's like, no. I'm highlighting how stupid this is, How utterly ridiculous this whole faux, sincere, facsimile of dignity that's going on here. Whatever this this weird she's in, like, some she just looks like a middle schooler wearing her dad's Double breasted coat goes down to, like, her knees. I don't know.
And they all act so So soulful, like, oh, this is such an important powerful thing. It's like, no. You're just you're just participating in a divide yeah. This dude with this weird, like, huge gauges in his ears signing along. You know, this is on TV.
Right? You can just have subtitles. Deaf people can read. So what is the signing about? Just what it so So there's nothing sincere about this.
There's nothing dignified about this. There's nothing it's just it's a divide and conquer cultural Marxist, satanic ritual you're all participating in. So just stop it. Just stop. If we could just stop, that would be nice.
Anyway, yeah. There's news too. By the way, while the Super Bowl is actually happening, there were actually Major geopolitical events going on. So we'll get to those today. We won't spend the whole time on, the Super Bowl, but we will spend a pretty good amount of time on the Commercials after all.
I mean, it is. It is. It's one of these cultural sig very culturally significant events. We used to have a lot of them. We used to have several.
Right? It used to be like the Grammys and the Oscars and the Super Bowl, and everybody would tune in. It would be something that you talked about for a while, big cultural moments would happen. Now, you know, it's just nobody really even cares about the Oscar. Just like you just see, you know, a list stars slapping each other later.
You know, the next day, You see the video of Will Smith slapping the crap out of Chris Rockford insulting his just Thoroughly detestable wife, Jada Pinkett Smith. So, you know, nobody really cares about the Oscars anymore. They don't even pretend it's about art or film or culture. It's literally a, racial whatever. It's like, This is the best every everybody nominated for best actor has to be black.
That's the new rule. I was just like, okay. Alright. So I guess I'm not watching the Oscars anymore. I guess that's not a culturally significant unifying thing anymore where all Americans can come together to see glitz and glamour and act like we're in some sort of first world country.
Nope. Now it's just fist fights and racism. Wonderful. Good to see. So there's not so many anymore.
The Super Bowl is still, like, though the last remaining cultural event. So it's important. And the commercials are an event as well, and they were awful. And, you know, one of the things we're gonna talk about we're gonna talk about the the Jesus washing feet Commercial, that one, oh, boy. Are we gonna spin it?
We're gonna go frame by frame through that little doozy. So don't worry about that. But one of the weird things is, like, all the celebrities in the Super Bowl, they're all, like, 70 years old. All the celebrities that get trotted out is, like, Arnold Schwarzenegger, like Danny DeVito. You get that this is This is cultural death.
Right? Like, nobody cares about the young people anymore. That's why Taylor Swift is such a big deal right now. She's, like, the last remaining White pop star that anybody, like, actually cares about and actually has some semblance of talent. So it's just it's just kind of sad seeing all of the the celebrities you're supposed to get all excited about.
They're all, like, geriatric. They're all so old because for the last 20 years, nothing of cultural significance has come out of Hollywood or the music industry. It's just all trash. It's all remakes. I only watch about half the game, so I even get, like, half the commercials.
But the ones that I did see, You know, they're it's they're remaking, now they're making a a movie out of Wicked, which is the Broadway play. So, again, you know, it's a remake, a reimagining of an old film only with the bad guy as the protagonist. Wonderful. Great. That's what that's that's what we need.
Not not any sort of Fairy tale level good and evil, but, like, everything's gray. We don't we're not sure whether the bad guy is really bad or not. We don't know. Black actress playing a a tit titular role, I guess. So that's great.
You know, just harvesting movies from a 100 years ago at this point because we can't come up with anything original. And then you've got, like, Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes, which I guess is a prequel to a sequel, to a remake of an old movie. Right? The planet of the apes from the sixties or whenever got remade, And now they're now it's a franchise. Now it's a u now it's a cinematic universe, of course.
So, like, it's not just not original. Not original would be okay. You're remaking a movie. This is a prequel to a sequel to a remake of a movie. So that's that's nice.
Just how many layers of facsimile can you, Pound into it. So just, we just witnessed America's cultural death, just zombified cultural holdovers from the seventies. You know, at least at least Usher is only, like, 20 years out of date, Right? Doing the halftime show? At least only 20 years out out of date.
It's not it's not the Rolling Stones and the Beatles. We aren't having to go back 50 years to find something people actually enjoy. Only, like, 20 or so. Yeah. Just everything.
Everything. Everything. Did you
Speaker 1: hear Usher's halftime performance? Or
Speaker 0: I didn't. I didn't, and I frankly couldn't care less. And, of
Speaker 1: course like the mix they gave to the people watching the broadcast was pretty bad because It had a lot of the the mic'd up elements from the stadium.
Speaker 0: Oh,
Speaker 1: really? Yeah. It just wasn't I feel like Previous Super Bowl performances, they've given a better mix to the people watching the broadcast, and it sounded better. Soon, it was pretty tough.
Speaker 0: Yeah. I I've I kinda like it in double speed. In double speed, it looks very silly. Wait till we get
Speaker 1: to the part with the roller skates.
Speaker 0: Oh, no. There were roller skates? I literally could only stand to watch, like, half. And I mean, literally, it was like and I I feel like there were plays that happened during the commercial break. Was that something that other people noticed?
Where they would, like, come back from commercial break and the ball would have switched sides, and it's like, Well, wait. They were on 3rd down when we went to commercial break. What happened? I don't know if I'm the only one that noticed that or if that was I I mean, maybe I was missed it. But, like, And I'm not just complaining, like, there were too many commercials, but it was literally, like, you would see, like, a player to a football, and then there'd be A whole bunch of commercials.
Again, just watching it with 3 year olds, You're just like, what do what do these kids even think is going on? Do they have any idea? So it's one thing when it's like, okay. Here's a Here's a a football game that's, you know, and then it it goes commercial for a few minutes. So we're back in the football game where it's obvious that the football game is the thing that you're supposed to be watching.
But in this case, you'd get, like, 30 seconds of football, 2 minutes of commercials, 10 more seconds of football, 20 more minutes of commercials. Yeah. What it what is this? Oh, lord. Oh my god.
Straight from hell. Straight from the pits of hell. Okay. Alright. Alright.
Well, I guess we're gonna do your daily dispatch on the other side here. They're giving you
Speaker 1: Lord giving you a a kind of a preview of where you're gonna be if you don't wash everybody's feet.
Speaker 0: Oh, yeah. Oh, we're We are going to get into the feet washing. Good lord. We're gonna get into the feet washing. Just one of the most obvious.
I feel
Speaker 1: like that commercial makes Jesus out to have, like, a foot fetish or something. Yeah. Jesus was really in defeat.
Speaker 0: I mean, look. I'll give him credit. If they wanted people talking about this, people are certainly talking about this. Whatever this is, Whatever this message is, and we'll get into what the message actually is. And I see some people with very, very generous interpretations of what we're looking at here.
I you don't give them the benefit of the doubt. We're gonna actually look at what this message is actually conveying, who it's actually conveying the message to, and what they can possibly mean by saying Jesus didn't teach hate. Jesus didn't teach hate. He washed To feed, he gets us. All of us.
Oh, man. I should have ended this, segment with the video. Devin Stack from Blackpilled did a did a remake, a parody of that. Maybe we'll come in with the parody on the other side. We'll show it to you either way where it's just Christians literally washing the feet of demons because that's the message I got from it.
We'll do your daily dispatch on the other side. I'll stop rambling about, football enough to get to the actual news about Major decisions and major world events, geopolitical goings on that occurred while everybody was distracted during the football. And then we will return to ranting about the Super Bowl. Oh, we definitely will. That was a thrilling night of the American decline and collapse.
We all so what if people got this, heated up about, like, humanity being destroyed? Wouldn't that be something? Wouldn't that be Crazy.
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@budlight - Bud Light
Big Men on Cul-de-Sac know how to get the party started… and that’s exactly what they’re doing in our new Super Bowl LIX commercial https://t.co/ikXx4o7Fod
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Fishing's canceled; I've got a colonoscopy. My party? A total flop. But hey, everyone's finally here! It's a cul-de-sac party – think of the spears as invitations. We've got a leaf blower, a lawnmower that doubles as a smoker (I spent a fortune on it!), and plenty of Bud Light. It's a full-on, custom-built party machine. The only problem? The HOA's already on my case!
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Speaker 0: You wanna go fishing tomorrow? I got a colonoscopy tomorrow. Fellas, I accidentally threw a lame party. Okay, Ted. They're on their way.
They're here. You call this a party? Cul de sac party. Launch. Launch.
Spears are a metaphor for an invitation. Is that our leaf blower? Party at the sac. You are cordially invited to the end of the cul de sac This is incredible. Your mower smokes meat?
Oh, a smoker cuts grass. Hell, yeah. I spent most of my money on this. You rigged? Fully custom.
Pretty bud lights can you shed in that pocket? As many bud lights as it takes. A lot of bud lights. It's a cul de sac's popping. Bill, get off the boat.
The HOA is already breezing down my neck.
@jonnajarian - Jon Najarian
best 2025 Super Bowl ads. I'll start: https://t.co/a38BWkSesN
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I've got WeatherTech. For whatever comes your way, there's WeatherTech. 312, bingo. Don't worry, girls.
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Speaker 0: 3 12. Bingo. Don't worry, girls. I've got WeatherTech. For whatever comes your way, there's WeatherTech.
@Keech74L - The Questionable Gardner
I found one of the DOGE Super Bowl ads. It leaked two decades ago. #SuperBowlLIX https://t.co/OO1yWQ6RSv
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Mitch, your break ended a while ago. Since Terry joined us, productivity jumped 46%. We're getting great results from our employees.
Richard, remember the cover sheet on those TPS reports!
But seriously, Terry's fit right in. What did you get? I wish we had a dozen more like Terry. You want to play around, Gene? No, it's daytime, time to work hard.
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Speaker 0: Hey, buddy. Break was over fifteen minutes ago, Mitch. And since Terry's been with us, our productivity has gone up 46%. We're getting more from our employees than ever before. You know you need a cover sheet on your TPS reports, Richard.
That ain't new, baby. Hey, Terry. Hey, Janice. Hey, Amy. But what's really impressed me is how Terry's become part of the Felcher family.
What the hell did you get I wish Reebok sent us 10 Terry Tates. You wanna play games, Gene? Woman, it's daytime. It's pain time, baby.
@jappleby - Jack Appleby
Wait, the Lilo & Stitch Super Bowl ad is SO GOOD. I love when ads actually tie to the moment https://t.co/Ees9rmqr1L
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There's a loose animal on the field—maybe a koala or a dog. Everyone's trying to catch it, but it's proving difficult. They're using trash cans, but it's escaping easily. One person is even trying to catch it with a cart. The animal is incredibly elusive, almost indestructible!
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Speaker 0: Sorry, folks. There's a breaking development. There's something down on the field. I see that too. What is that?
Looks like a koala or a dog or a They're all out there right now. They're trying to catch it. They're having a real hard time. They've got trash cans. This guy's got no chance.
I think they got it. Nope. Now he's gone and driving a cart. Uh-oh. Watch out for the door.
Oh. Oh. That thing is indestructible.
@jappleby - Jack Appleby
Okay, I laughed out loud at @Doritos' Super Bowl Ad Best part: FAN MADE. They brought back their old make our commercial contest, and the creators got $1 million! https://t.co/hcVnZ5tKKW
@HustusMichael - Michael Hustus 🇺🇸
Michelob Ultra has the best Super Bowl ad so far - with Willem Dafoe and Catherine O'Hara 😅👍 https://t.co/XssCdl1DOn
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Excuse me, who does your makeup? Would you consider playing us? We are four of the Ultras. We're at a pretty high level. Are you sure you want to play us? Okay, that was fun. Playing for those Ultras is really hard. You know we're professional athletes, right? What sport do you play? I smell Ultra. Want to play for an Ultra?
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Speaker 0: Who does your makeup look like? Excuse me. Would you consider playing us? Four of the Ultras. Oh, we're kind of at a high level.
Fascinating. You guys sure you want this? Please, sure. That was fun. Playing for those They got ultras.
Real hard. You know we're professional athletes. Right? What sport? I smell ultra.
Play for an ultra?
@jappleby - Jack Appleby
SEAL AS A SEAL. @MountainDew just dropped the most hysterical bizarre Super Bowl ad and I'm here for it https://t.co/o39CosVAzG
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Mountain Dew Baja Blast. Refreshing, with the perfect touch of tropical lime. That's what the label says, anyway. But honestly, this whole thing is bizarre. "A blast of tropical lime?" The seal on the can looks good, I'll give it that, but the rest? Doesn't make any sense to me.
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Speaker 0: Mountain Dew Baja Blast. Refreshing. It's kissed by the perfect amount of tropical lime. Well, this is the weirdest thing I've ever seen. Mountain Dew Baja Blast.
A blast of tropical line. Good looking seal. None of this made sense.
@jappleby - Jack Appleby
CHATGPT. WHAT. You just lit $7 million on fire. Worst Super Bowl Ad EVER. Imagine having one of the coolest tech innovations EVER and NOT SHOWING THE SUPER AUDIENCE WHAT IT ACTUALLY DOES. God, that is a horrible ad. https://t.co/yXOJfavPSC
@brianonorio - Brian Onorio
Never forget what they took from us. 90s Super Bowl ads were amazing. 2025? BORING. SAD. https://t.co/9YLdwGfA4V
@thomasbsauer - Tom Sauer
The Super Bowl ad America needs to watch https://t.co/8xCmCh7o5X
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Instead of idolizing celebrities, let's look to historical figures like Magellan. He circumnavigated the globe—that's true will and striving! Think of the possibilities: space exploration, mathematics, unlocking the universe's secrets. Life is full of beauty and incredible detail; tune into it and unlock your potential.
What are you doing during this challenging time? What are you doing to unlock minds? Unlocking someone's mind unlocks their soul.
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Speaker 0: Instead of looking up to Thomas Jefferson or or looking up to Nikola Tesla or looking up to to Magellan
Speaker 1: I mean, kids, Magellan's a lot cooler than Justin Bieber. He's circumnavigated with one ship, the entire planet. That's destiny. That's will. That's striving.
That's being a trailblazer and explorer. Going into space, mathematics, quantum mechanics, the secrets of the universe. It's all there. Life is fiery with its beauty. It's incredible detail.
Tuning into it. Unlock your inner potential. The shape of all those who wanna shutter your mind.
Speaker 0: Ask yourself, what are
Speaker 1: you doing in this time of great challenge? What are you doing to unlock minds? Once you unlock a mind, once you unlock somebody,
Speaker 0: then they can unlock their soul.
@BehizyTweets - George
Why is everyone saying the Super Bowl ads are boring? I'd rather have boring than disgusting content being shoved on kids. WE NEED BORING!
@GrageDustin - Dustin Grage
Prince still has the greatest super bowl halftime show and it isn’t even close. https://t.co/MDjlcj3GO0
@j_bambrick - Jamie Bambrick
The Christian Super Bowl Ad They SHOULD Have Made (2025 Edition) Sadly the group known as 'He Gets Us' released another advert that missed the mark this year. Here's one that hopefully better reflects the true greatness to which Christ calls us. https://t.co/YA3H1ZKvrf
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I'll be your personal Jesus, someone to listen to your prayers, someone who's always there for you. If you're feeling lost and completely alone, remember that I'm here.
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Speaker 0: Your own personal Jesus, someone to hear your prayers, someone who's there. Feeling unknown, and you're all alone.
@jappleby - Jack Appleby
Man, the NERDS Super Bowl ad is a big miss. There's zero storytelling here whatsoever—just special effects and a mediocre cover song. Totally forgettable, for a candy that's supposed to be zany. https://t.co/7ViQhODY6y
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Nerds Gummy Clusters: a delightful fusion of two great things. Unleash your senses and experience the wonderful world of Nerds Gummy Clusters.
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Speaker 0: When two great things combined, it's a wonderful world. Nerds Gummy Plusters. Unleash your senses.
@BehizyTweets - George
This has to be one of the worst ads in Super Bowl history. Somebody out there actually wrote a check worth millions to create & air this. https://t.co/gPR1fUS5qi
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I hate you because I don't understand you, I need someone to blame, I'm following others, and I'm angry. I also hate you because I think you hate me.
It's terrible that we even need to make a commercial about this.
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Speaker 0: I hate you because I don't understand you. Because I need someone to blame. Because I'm just following others. Because I'm just angry. I hate you because I think you hate me.
Man, I hate that things are so bad that we have to do a commercial about it.
@nostalgiafkninc - Marlin, Esq
Super Bowl 2026 ads begin now https://t.co/08pE75nMri
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If I were a wildflower, I'd want you to be my honeybee; if a tall tree, my shade and leaves. I want you to be my bride, to stand by my side and stay with me, holding me close. If you were a river, your rumble would be my call; if winter, I'd be with you through the cold. I want you to be my bride.
If you were a wink, I'd be a nod; a seed, I'd be a pod; a kiss, a hug. If you were wood, I'd be fire; love, desire; a castle, your moat; an ocean, I'd learn to float. I want you to be my bride, to take my hand, stand by my side, and stay with me, holding me and swaying me like the sea.
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Speaker 0: If I was a flower growing wild and free, all I'd want is you to be my sweet honeybee. And if I was a tree growing tall and green, all I'd want is you to shade me and be my leaves. If I was a flower going wild and free, all I'd wanted you to be my sweet honeybee. And if I was a tree growing tall and green, all I'd wanted you to shade me and be my lead. All I want is you, will you be my bride?
Take me by the hand and stand by my side. All I want is you. Will you stay with me? Hold me in your arms and sway me like the sea. If you were a river and the mountains tall, the rumble of your water would be my call.
If you were the winner, I know it'd be the snow just as long as you're with me when the cold winds blow. All I want is you. Will you be my bride? Take me by the hand and stand by my side. All I want is you.
Will you stay with me? Hold me in your arms and sway me like the sea. If you were a wink, I'd be a nod. If you were a seed, well, I'd be a pod. If you were a floor, I don't wanna be the rug.
And if you were a kiss, I'd know I'd be a hug. All I want is you. You'd be my bride. Take me by the hand and stand by my side. All I want is you.
You stay with me. Hold me in your arms and sway me like the sea. If you were the wood, I'd be the fire. If you were the love, I'd be the desire. If you were a castle, I'd be your mode.
And if you were an ocean, I'd learn to float. All I want is you. Will you be my bride? Take me by the hand and stand by my side. All I want is you.
Will you stay with me? You hold me in your arms and sway me like a sea.
@jappleby - Jack Appleby
"Even if my last name is Ford" as Harrison Ford turns on a Jeep is iconic Super Bowl ad writing. Overall spot is fine. A little heavy handed, even though Harrison's always awesome. Felt like Jeep B-Roll spliced in, not tied enough. https://t.co/SUDIzyVSeW
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Life's a journey without an instruction manual, so we create our own paths. Freedom isn't free; it's earned. True heroes are humble, not driven by pride. Freedom is the ability to inspire, to choose your own path. We may disagree, but our differences can make us stronger.
Choose wisely, choose what makes you happy. My happiness comes from my loved ones, my work, and even my Jeep—that's my guide. Go out there and write your own story.
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Speaker 0: Longest thing we ever do is live our lives, but life doesn't come with an owner's manual. Might have been nice, But that means we get to write our own stories. Freedom is yes or no or maybe. Freedom is for everybody, but it isn't free. It's earned.
There are real heroes in the world, but not the ones in the movies. Real heroes are humble. They're not driven by pride. Pride is a terrible driver. Freedom is a roar of one man's engine and the silence of another's.
Freedom is the ability to inspire. The most sacred thing in life isn't the path. It's the freedom to choose it. You don't have to be friends with someone to wave at them. We won't always agree on which way to go, but our differences can be our strength.
So choose, but choose wisely. Choose what makes you happy. My friends, my family, my work make me happy. This jeep makes me happy, even though my name is. That's my owner's manual.
Get out there. Write your own.
reSee.it AI Summary
I reminisced about iconic TV commercials that felt like mini-entertainment. I highlighted Mikhail Gorbachev's 1998 Pizza Hut ad, which earned him $1M, and the 1993 hands-free headset commercial that shaped middle school conversations. I noted how Michael Jackson's 1984 Pepsi ad revolutionized celebrity endorsements and Coca-Cola's response to outselling Pepsi in 2001. I also shared thoughts on creative Japanese and Thai ads, a brilliant Portuguese commercial, and the nostalgic charm of old ads, including a heartwarming one and a late '90s Donald Trump spot.
@earth_tracker - Earth_Wanderer
Who remembers those iconic TV commercials that were basically mini-entertainment? A Thread 🧵 1. In 1998, ex-Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev, facing financial woes, starred in a controversial Pizza Hut TV ad—earning a reported $1M! https://t.co/gJ5uk20L48
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Ключевые утверждения: Это Горбачев! Горбачев Это из-за него у нас в экономике бардак. Да благодаря ему у нас новые возможности. Так это из-за него у нас политическая нестабильность. Да благодаря нему у нас свобода. Полный хаос. Перспективы. Политическая нестабильность. Да благодаря ему у нас есть и сохат.
Key statements: This is Gorbachev! Gorbachev This is because of him we have a mess in the economy. Yes, thanks to him we have new opportunities. So this is because of him we have political instability. Yes, thanks to him we have freedom. Total chaos. Prospects. Political instability. Yes, thanks to him we have and sokhat.
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Speaker 0: Это Горбачев! Горбачев Это из-за него у нас в экономике бардак. Да благодаря ему у нас новые возможности. Так это из-за него у нас политическая нестабильность. Да благодаря ему у нас свобода.
Полный хаос. Перспективы. Политическая нестабильность. Да благодаря ему у нас есть и сохат.
@earth_tracker - Earth_Wanderer
2. Hands-free telephone headset tv commercial from 1993 https://t.co/D3TxjeQLEY
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Is talking on the phone getting out of hand? Look out! You need PhoneRelief, the ultimate in hands free phone design. Watch. Simply attach the special double back fastener to any phone. Then attach the PhoneRelief headset. It's that easy. Hands free, pain free. You'll wonder how you ever lived without it. It's perfect for remotes. Now talk hands free anywhere, anytime. Office work is a pain for Mr. Phone in the Neck, but you won't miss a beat with hands free freedom. A must for the entire office. Work goes quicker and easier. The padded headset removes this easily and is fully adjustable. Best of all, Phone Relief works with your favorite phone. An amazing breakthrough product you'll use every day. Now only $12.95 Call toll free to order by credit card and make this your last phone in the neck call.
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Speaker 0: Is talking on the phone getting out of hand? Look out! You need PhoneRelief, the ultimate in hands free phone design. Watch. Simply attach the special double back fastener to any phone.
Then attach the PhoneRelief headset. It's that easy. Hands free, pain free. You'll wonder how you ever lived without it. It's perfect for remotes.
Now talk hands free anywhere, anytime. Office work is a pain for Mr. Phone in the Neck, but you won't miss a beat with hands free freedom. A must for the entire office. Work goes quicker and easier.
The padded headset removes this easily and is fully adjustable. Best of all, Phone Relief works with your favorite phone. An amazing breakthrough product you'll use every day. Now only $12.95 Call toll free to order by credit card and make this your last phone in the neck call.
@earth_tracker - Earth_Wanderer
3. People will never know how much this commercial influenced our conversations in middle school https://t.co/LraELhwrd0
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Yarn is on the play. You know, the best part of this defense is their defensive line and their Hello? Hey, who? What's up? Numbi. Just watching the game, having a bud. So about you? None. Watching a game, having a bud. True. True. What's up? Yo. Who's that? Yo. You're picking the phone. Hello? What's up? Yo. Where's Dookie? Yo. Hello? So what's up, b? Watching the game, having a butt.
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Speaker 0: Yarn is on the play. You know, the best part of this defense is their defensive line and their Hello? Hey, who? What's up? Numbi.
Just watching the game, having a bud. So about you? None. Watching a game, having a bud. True.
True. What's up? Yo. Who's that? Yo.
You're picking the phone. Hello? What's up? Yo. Where's Dookie?
Yo. Hello? So what's up, b? Watching the game, having a butt.
@earth_tracker - Earth_Wanderer
4. They don't makes commercial like this https://t.co/vvZ0hojQtM
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Speaker 0: Thanks for cleaning the gutters. Anything for you, hon. Cleaning the gutters. Yeah. I'm realigning the satellite dish. It's a good one. Hey. It's fixing a leak in the roof. Even better. No. I'm really fixing a leak. I'm good.
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Speaker 0: Thanks for cleaning the gutters. Anything for you, hon. Cleaning the gutters. Yeah. I'm realigning the satellite dish.
It's a good one. Hey. It's fixing a leak in the roof. Even better. No.
I'm really fixing a leak. I'm good.
@earth_tracker - Earth_Wanderer
5. In 1984, Michael Jackson's iconic Pepsi "New Generation" commercial starring Alfonso Ribeiro aired on MTV and changed the game of celebrity endorsement forever. https://t.co/jFZlsLGfJY
@earth_tracker - Earth_Wanderer
6. In 2001, Coca-Cola announced that it sold 4 times more than Pepsi, and this was the company's response https://t.co/8xGAjZZvip
@earth_tracker - Earth_Wanderer
7. There are creative ads, and then there are Japanese ads https://t.co/QWUcJqiYW6
@earth_tracker - Earth_Wanderer
8. Prediction on what the future of the office will look like, from a 1979 Xerox commercial. https://t.co/gp56JDvyWd
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An office system demonstration at the Xerox Research Center in Palo Alto, California introduces an experimental office system. "Push a button, and the words and images you see on the screen appear on paper." "Push another button, and the information is sent electronically to similar units around the corner or around the world." "This is an experimental office system." "It's in use now at the Xerox Research Center in Palo Alto, California." "Soon, Xerox systems like this will help you manage your most precious resource, information." The scene also features casual office banter about flowers: "Flowers." "Well, what flowers?" "My anniversary. I forgot."
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Speaker 0: Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. You come into your office, grab a cup of coffee Morning, Brad. And a Xerox machine presents your morning mail on a screen.
What's the mail this morning? This one looks interesting. Let's take a look at this. I'm gonna need a couple of copies of this. Push a button, and the words and images you see on the screen appear on paper.
Oh, thank you. Thank you, Fred. You know, Fred, I think everybody on the routing list should see this. Push another button, and the information is sent electronically to similar units around the corner or around the world. This is an experimental office system.
It's in use now at the Xerox Research Center in Palo Alto, California. Soon, Xerox systems like this will help you manage your most precious resource, information. Anything else? Flowers. Well, what flowers?
My anniversary. I forgot.
@earth_tracker - Earth_Wanderer
11. This old Portuguese commercial is brilliant https://t.co/8eSBcf5raZ
@earth_tracker - Earth_Wanderer
12. Old commercials were brutal asf 😭 https://t.co/n9PlpjFH6N
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The speaker asks Tim to show Joel how everything you touch turns into Skittles. This is framed as a question of 'That's awesome. Is it awesome?' and asks, 'Where you can't hold your newborn baby boy in your arms?' The speaker questions personal responsibility with, 'Did you feed and dress yourself this morning? I didn't.' He recounts, 'I met a man on the bus today. I shook his hand. You'll never see his family again.' The sentiment is echoed in, 'I guess that's pretty awesome.' The closing line urges, 'Excuse me. Touch the rainbow. Taste the rainbow.' The dialogue blends product branding with stark personal implications.
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Speaker 0: Hey, Tim. Show Joel how everything you touch turns into Skittles. That's awesome. Is it awesome? Where you can't hold your newborn baby boy in your arms?
Did you feed and dress yourself this morning? I didn't. I met a man on the bus today. I shook his hand. You'll never see his family again.
I guess that's pretty awesome. Excuse me. Touch the rainbow. Taste the rainbow.
@earth_tracker - Earth_Wanderer
13. When Volkeswagen pranked the entire Cinema with its brilliant advertisement https://t.co/LCGfXaxCBt
@earth_tracker - Earth_Wanderer
14. Pizza hut in 1995 https://t.co/8ORINSNhnC
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Two people debate a plan, with Ivana prompting: 'What do your people think? Let them talk.' The exchange reveals a tension: 'It's wrong, isn't it? But it feels so right.' 'Then it's a deal?' 'Yes.' 'We eat our pizza the wrong way.' The advertisement then presents Pizza Hut's stuffed crust pizza with the slogan 'Crust first.' It states: 'With a ring of cheese baked into a totally new thinner crust, you'll wanna eat it the wrong way.' The campaign repeats: 'Crust first.' The sales exchange continues: 'May I have the last size?' 'Actually, you're only entitled to half.' 'Large is nine ninety nine.'
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Speaker 0: Do you really think this is the right thing for us to be doing, Ivana? What do your people think? Let them talk. Ivana. Ivana.
It's wrong, isn't it? But it feels so right. Then it's a deal? Yes. We eat our pizza the wrong way.
Crust first. Introducing stuffed crust pizza from Pizza Hut. With a ring of cheese baked into a totally new thinner crust, you'll wanna eat it the wrong way. Crust first. May I have the last size?
Actually, you're only entitled to half. Large is nine ninety nine.
@earth_tracker - Earth_Wanderer
15. “Skin lightening cream" advertisements. This video was made by 9X, a TV channel in India. https://t.co/dLb9dSJWHZ
@earth_tracker - Earth_Wanderer
16. There are creative ads, and then there are Thai ads https://t.co/1N0rvsVOkE
@earth_tracker - Earth_Wanderer
17. Afro Sheen Commercial (1978) https://t.co/wan2G2Qply
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"Afrosheen is great for hair that's natural or straight." "Before I decide on what I'll do, I always start with Efrosheen shampoo." "I don't worry about my hair looking dry with conditioner and hairdress standing by." "When there's a problem with itching and flakes, the medicated has got what it takes." "Comb easy makes it a breeze to comb through and braid with natural ease." "And spray machine adds that extra touch for the glow in my hair." "I may change my hairstyles frequently, but change from Afro Sheen. Hey, not me. Afro Sheen. For all that Afro means."
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Speaker 0: Sure. He's into Afrosheen, but I like doing my own thing. And I know Afrosheen is great for hair that's natural or straight. Before I decide on what I'll do, I always start with Efrosheen shampoo. I don't worry about my hair looking dry with conditioner and hairdress standing by.
And when there's a problem with itching and flakes, the medicated has got what it takes. When I want my look to say, alright, a cornrow is really out of sight. Comb easy makes it a breeze to comb through and braid with natural ease. And spray machine adds that extra touch for the glow in my hair. He loves so much.
I may change my hairstyles frequently, but change from Afro Sheen. Hey, not me. Afro Sheen. For all that Afro means.
@earth_tracker - Earth_Wanderer
18. Back in the late 90s, Donald Trump appeared in a commercial for Cozone, a website launched by the now-defunct CompUSA. https://t.co/KG2FnXJ2FF
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This brief dialogue opens with instructions or encouragement: "Gentle, Donald. Slowly. Okay. That's good." The speaker checks progress as if guiding someone named Donald. The question about value is asked: "How much you want for your pot?" The response is the price: "500, 600." A promotional insert follows: "Introducing cozone.com, the place to find computer help and buy what's right for you." The segment ends with a casual closing: "Hey. And yourself." Overall, the transcript combines a cautious, slow-paced exchange with a promotional message for an online service. Phrase structure emphasizes brevity and directness, with quoted lines standing out as the core units of meaning. The transition to the ad occurs after the price inquiry, indicating a shift in topic. The closing line repeats a casual, personal sign-off, "Hey. And yourself."
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Speaker 0: Gentle, Donald. Slowly. Okay. That's good. How much you want for your pot?
500, 600. Introducing cozone.com, the place to find computer help and buy what's right for you. Hey. And yourself.
@earth_tracker - Earth_Wanderer
19. A heartwarming commercial https://t.co/QHNC4AlaA1
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Original (Hindi) summary:
किसने सोचा था कि Indian team में एक दिन धोनी, कोहली और पांडे खेलेंगे? हम तो ground पर सहवाग, सचिन और गांगुली के साथ खेलते थे. एक बच्चे ने DM किया: 'Hi Virat sir, मैं और मेरे friends रोज़ cricket खेलने की कोशिश करते हैं, कोशिश, पर colony के uncle aunty हमें खेलने ही नहीं देते.' आज एक senior cricketer होकर मदद करूं. 'Uncle aunty है ना? गुस्सा करते हैं. Call भी office नहीं देते.' 'Aunty नहीं देने वाली ball.' 'बच्चों को मत रोको.' 'Thank you बच्चों को खेलने दीजिए क्योंकि शुरुआत यहीं से होती है.' 'अरे यार फिर से तुम लोग मुझे मरवाओगे आज.'
English translation:
Who would have thought the Indian team would include Dhoni, Kohli, and Pandya one day? We used to play on the ground with Sehwag, Sachin, and Ganguly. A kid DM'd: 'Hi Virat sir, I and my friends try to play cricket every day, but the colony uncles and aunties won't let us play.' Today, as a senior cricketer, help is offered. 'Uncle aunty is na? they get angry. They don't even take calls.' 'Aunty won't give the ball.' 'Don't stop the kids.' 'Thank you for letting the kids play because beginnings start here.' 'Oh man, will you make me die again today?'
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Speaker 0: किसने सोचा था कि indian team में एक दिन खेलेंगे M S धोनी, विराट कोहली और हार्दिक पांडे. हम तो ground पे खेलते थे सहवाग, सचिन और गांगुली वन के. यह देखो, एक बच्चे का मुझे DM आया. Hi विराट sir, मैं और मेरे friends रोज़ cricket खेलने की कोशिश करते हैं, कोशिश, पर colony के uncle aunty हमें खेलने ही नहीं देते. अब एक senior cricketer होकर help करना तो बनता है ना.
Hi. अरे यहाँ कोई करण सेठ जी को जानता है? क्या हुआ आपने मुझे DM किया था?
Speaker 1: अरे uncle aunty है ना? गुस्सा करते हैं. Call भी office नहीं देते. अच्छा? हां.
Speaker 0: चलो कोई नहीं. आज हम खेलते हैं. मैं batting करूं क्या?
Speaker 1: Sir अगर आप batting करोगे तो हमारी batting कैसे आएगी?
Speaker 0: अच्छा ठीक है मैं bowling करता हूं. आ जाओ बिंदास. सपने बड़े इनको लेकर देखो
Speaker 1: aunty नहीं देने वाली ball.
Speaker 0: मैं try करूं क्या? करिए. आ जाओ.
Speaker 1: इस बार ball नहीं मिलने वाली. Mam,
Speaker 0: ball दे दो, please. देखो अगर मैंने shot मारा होता, तो आप ball दे देते ना. जब मैं बच्चा था अगर मुझे किसी ने रोक दिया होता तो शायद आज मैं team में नहीं होता. बच्चों को मत रोको.
Speaker 1: Please. नहीं मिली.
Speaker 0: इधर आओ. Call मैं लायाओ? अब मैं बैठ कर लूंगा चलो thank यू बच्चों को खेलने दीजिये क्यूंकि शुरुआत यहीं से होती है. अरे यार फिर से तुम लोग मुझे मरवाओगे आज.
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@not_forbid2 Yes, first time
@earth_tracker - Earth_Wanderer
@Stat_Cult Indeed..!