It's 2 AM on November 6th in a quiet North Carolina bar, where the TV shows election results with a mix of red and blue states. There's a sense of anticipation about upcoming political changes. The speaker expresses frustration over current issues like gas prices and voting rights, hinting at significant actions to come. They mention a recent political event and predict more surprises ahead. The tone shifts to a humorous take on rounding up various public figures and brands, suggesting they would be locked away for their beliefs. The list includes celebrities and companies, emphasizing a satirical approach to political discourse.
Speaker 0: 2 AM on the 6th November, North Carolina, barroom, quiet as a whisper. And the TV's playing that you run news, and the map's all red with a few hot blues.
Speaker 1: They ain't figured it out yet. Well, let the whole damn ballroom shout it. Gas to a dollar, and women can't vote, but throw in every last time I bring back on a boat. The SNP just did a 45 days, but wait till you see what he's gonna do next because it's as clear, clear, clear as pure white sat fire. All them shit talking, it's gonna wish that it was satire.
You think I'm a bad crystals. DC tunnels bright as July fireworks. 6,000 magic to round up every liberal and lock them all in crystals. Mark Cuban getting the crystal. Stephen Colbert getting the crystal.
Cardi b I'm getting the crystal. Rachel Maddow, getting the crystal. My wife's mom, getting the crystal. Bud Light, getting the crystal. Massachusetts, getting the crystal.
To round up every liberal and lock them
Speaker 0: all in crystals.