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Question everything. Protesters chant outside Michael Knowles' speech. Who are they really referring to when they scream "Nazi" or "Fascist"? Let's dig deeper into the roots of these terms and the plan to destroy America. Who controls the media? What is the New World Order's true goal? Follow the money. Wake up and stand up for your individual rights.
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This THREAD will make you question everything… NOW— Protesters chant “fuck off nazis” while lining the hallway outside of the ballroom where Michael Knowles will be speaking… Why use the word ‘NAZI’? A deep dark world is being exposed. The truth won't be FOR EVERYONE…
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With the following being said, once again…let us look further into the roots of term ‘Nazi’ or ‘Fascist’ ‘Anti-Semetic’
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In 1943, a directive was issued to all communists in the United States, instructing them to label obstructive individuals as fascist, Nazi, or antisemitic. The goal was to discredit them by associating them with negative terms and using the reputation of anti-fascist and tolerance organizations. Through constant repetition, this association would eventually be accepted as fact by the public.
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Speaker 0: In 1943, the following directive was issued from party headquarters to all communists in the United States. It read, when certain obstructionists become too irritating, label them after suitable buildups as fascist or Nazi or antisemitic. And use the prestige of anti fascist and tolerance organizations to discredit them. In the public mind, constantly associate those who oppose us with those names which already have a bad smell. The association will, after enough repetition, become fact in the public mind.
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When they scream out ‘Nazi’ or ‘Fascist’, who are they referring to? Why did General Patton say “We defeated the wrong enemy” in WW2? Who are we really up against? Let’s dig deeper, shall we go on….
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Where is America today? The America that once stood for their values and freedom? How do you defeat multiple nations from the inside?
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In this video, the speaker warns that we are in a state of war and urges us to understand what is happening around us. They describe a process called active measures, which begins with demoralization and takes 15 to 20 years to weaken our imagination. The next stage is destabilization, focusing on essentials like economy, foreign relations, and defense systems. This leads to a crisis and a violent change in power, structure, and economy. The final stage is normalization, where a big brother government in Washington DC promises many things, but the speaker warns that the promises may not be fulfilled and a time bomb is ticking. They emphasize that the danger is real and getting closer every day.
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Speaker 0: Understand what's going on around you. You are in a state of war, and you have precious little time to save yourself. It's a slow process, which we call active measures. The first stage being demoralization. It takes from 15 to 20 years to demoralize imagination.
The next stage is destambenization. What matters is essentials, economy, foreign relations, defense systems. The next stage is crisis. With the violent change of power, structure and economy, period of normalization. This is what will happen in United States if you allow all the to put a big brother government in Washington DC who will promise lots of things, never mind whether the promises are fulfilled the time bomb sticky.
But every 2nd, the disaster is coming closer and closer. The danger is real.
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What is IDEOLOGICAL SUBVERSION? PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE, further explained: Let’s dig deeper…
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Ideological subversion is a slow process aimed at changing Americans' perception of reality, preventing them from making sensible conclusions to defend themselves and their country. It consists of four stages, starting with demoralization, which takes 15 to 20 years to accomplish. This is achieved by exposing three generations of American students to Marxist ideology without challenging it with American values. The demoralization process in the United States has been completed for the past 25 years, surpassing expectations. Lack of moral standards has allowed Americans to demoralize each other, rendering them unable to assess true information, regardless of evidence presented to them.
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Speaker 0: Ideological subversion is is the slow process, which we call either ideological subversion or active measures, in the language of the KGB or psychological warfare. What it basically means is to change the perception of reality of every American to such an extent that despite of the abundance of information, no one is able to come to sensible conclusions in the interests of defending themselves, their families, their community, and their country. It's a great brainwashing, process, which goes very slow, and it's divided in in 4 basic stages. The first one being demoralization. It takes from 15 to 20 years to demoralize a nation.
Why that many years? Because this is the minimum number of years which requires to, educate 1 generation of students in the country of your enemy, exposed to the ideology of the enemy. In other words, Marxism Leninism ideology is being pumped into the soft heads of at least 3 generations of American students without being challenged or counterbalanced by the basic values of Americanism, American patriotism. The demoralization process in the United States is basically completed already, for the last 25 years. Actually, it's overfulfilled because demoralization now reaches such areas where previously not even Comradhan Dropov and and all his experts would would even dream of such a tremendous success.
Most of it is done by Americans to Americans, thanks to lack of moral standards. As I mentioned before, exposure to true information does not matter anymore. A person who was demoralized is unable to assess true information. The facts tell nothing to him. Even if I shower him with information with authentic proof, with documents, with pictures.
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Who is KGB? Who is CIA? Both sides of the same coin? Who is really in control of the narrative? What is their ultimate goal? Who controls the media?
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The speakers in the video are discussing a topic that they believe is fake. They mention Mike Myers saying "yeah, baby" multiple times. They question the importance of what Mike Myers says. The conversation continues with more repetitions of "yeah, baby" and the mention of a hot mess. Overall, the video is a playful exchange centered around Mike Myers' catchphrase.
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Speaker 0: Jeez. Y'all y'all really tripping with this. Why do you believe this stuff? It's fake.
Speaker 1: Mike Myers says, yeah, baby. Mike Myers says, yeah, baby. Mike Myers says, yeah, baby. Mike Myers says, yeah, baby. Mike Myers says, yeah, baby.
Speaker 0: Mike Myers says, yeah, baby.
Speaker 2: Mike Myers says,
Speaker 1: yeah, baby. Mike Myers says, yeah, baby. Mike Myers says, yeah, baby.
Speaker 0: Mike Myers says, this is even important.
Speaker 2: Mike Myers says,
Speaker 3: yeah, baby.
Speaker 0: Mike Myers says, yeah, baby.
Speaker 1: Mike Myers says, yeah, baby. Mike Myers says, yeah, baby.
Speaker 0: Mike Myers says, yeah, baby. Mike Myers says, yeah, baby.
Speaker 3: Mike Myers says, yeah, baby.
Speaker 1: Mike Myers And says, yeah, baby. Mike Myers says, yeah, baby. Mike Myers
Speaker 0: Yeah, baby. Hot mess.
Speaker 1: Says, yeah, baby. Mike Myers says,
Speaker 3: yeah, baby. Mike Myers says, yeah, baby.
Speaker 0: Mike Myers says, yeah, baby. Mike Myers says, yeah, baby.
Speaker 1: Mike Myers says, yeah, baby.
Speaker 0: Mike Myers says, yeah, baby.
Speaker 1: Mike Myers says, yeah, baby. Mike Myers says, yeah, baby. Mike Myers says, yeah,
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Who is AP? Who is Reuters? How do the few control the many?
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Our responsibility is to serve our communities in the Treasure Valley, El Paso, Las Cruces, Eastern Iowa, and Mid Michigan. We are concerned about the prevalence of biased and false news on social media, which is a danger to our democracy. Some individuals use their platforms to push their own agendas and control what people think. This poses a significant threat to our democracy.
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Speaker 0: Our greatest responsibility is to serve our Treasure Valley communities. The El Paso, Las Cruces communities. Eastern Iowa communities. Mid Michigan communities. We are concerned about the whole country that is responsible for one side of news for you.
In our country. Plaguing our country. The sharing of biased pissed and false. False news has become all too common on social media. More alarming media.
We are true without checking fast first. Unfortunately, some of our members need to use their platforms to push their own personal lives And agenda control. Exactly what people think. And this is extremely dangerous to our democracy. This is extremely dangerous to our democracy.
This is extremely dangerous to our democracy. Is extremely dangerous to our democracy. This is extremely dangerous to our democracy. This is extremely dangerous to our democracy. This is extremely dangerous to our democracy.
This is extremely dangerous to our democracy. This is extremely dangerous to our democracy. This is extremely dangerous to our democracy. This is extremely dangerous to our democracy. Really dangerous threat democracy.
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BUZZ WORDS TRIGGER WORDS MIND CONTROL Repetition is key: But let’s not stop there, lets dig deeper…
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The speaker discusses how Hillary Clinton made a decision to power through her health issues with the support of her doctor. They emphasize her determination to continue with her schedule and get things done. Various individuals mention her desire to power through and commend her for it. They also mention that she is known for wanting to power through challenges. Governor Jennifer Granholm acknowledges that women often power through difficult situations. Overall, the focus is on Clinton's determination to push through and continue with her responsibilities despite her health concerns.
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Speaker 0: She made a determination with her doctor that she would power through this. She made a decision to just power through this. We've decided to power through sometimes, just power through this, continue to to power through. Yes. She tried to power through it.
She decided to power do it
Speaker 1: well, you know Brooke she just wanted to power through she just wanted to power through her schedule so she wanted to just power through and keep doing it. I appreciate all of her desire to To power through.
Speaker 0: To power through and get things done. She tried
Speaker 2: to power through it. It was Hillary Clinton's decision, essentially, to power through with
Speaker 0: the candidate who famously wants to power through these things, that she's gonna try and power through.
Speaker 1: We say when you get a call, just power through.
Speaker 3: Power through. They thought she could power through. They thought she could power through it. They thought, that she could power through it.
Speaker 4: Wants to power through things. Add to the the powering through that.
Speaker 3: Governor, Jennifer Granholm said women just power through these things, and I get it. I try to power through all my Illnesses
Speaker 2: Hillary Clinton had a very busy day on Friday, and she powered through
Speaker 1: that day. Yet she powered through.
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Now let’s talk about the plan to destroy America and what it stands for… The Truth won’t be for everyone….
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The speaker discusses a plan to gradually surrender American sovereignty to international organizations, particularly the United Nations. The aims for the United States include increased government spending, higher taxes, an unbalanced budget, currency inflation, government controls on prices and wages, increased socialist controls over the economy and daily life, centralization of power in Washington, elimination of state lines, federal control over education, and the promotion of peace on communist terms. The speaker suggests that these steps will lead to the American people accepting a piecemeal surrender of the free world.
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Speaker 0: A part of that plan, of course, is to induce the gradual surrender of American sovereignty piece by piece and step by step to various international organizations of which the United Nations is the outstanding but far from the only example. Here are the aims for the United States. 1, greatly expanded government spending for every conceivable means of getting rid of ever larger sums of American money as wastefully as possible. 2, higher and then much higher taxes. 3, an increasingly unbalanced budget despite the higher taxes.
Four, wild inflation of our currency. 5, government controls of prices, wages, and materials supposedly to combat inflation. 6th, greatly increased socialistic controls over every operation of our economy and every activity of our daily lives. This is to be accompanied naturally and automatically by a correspondingly huge increase in the size of our bureaucracy and in both the cost and reach of our domestic government. 7.
Far more centralization of power in Washington and the practical elimination of our state lines. There is a many faceted drive at work to have our state lines eventually mean no more within the nation than our county lines do now within the states. 8. The steady advance of federal aid to and control over our educational system leading to complete federalization of our public education. Nine, A constant hammering into the American consciousness of the horror of modern warfare.
The duties and the absolute necessity of peace. Peace always on communist terms, of course. And 10, the consequent willingness of the American people to allow the steps of appeasement by our government which amount to a piecemeal surrender of the rest of the free world
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This will trigger a few people… The road to hell is paved with good intentions… How do they use “good intentions” to lay out a plan to fool you all… But let’s not stop here, lets dig deeper…
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Women's liberation was discussed, with the speaker initially mentioning conventional ideas like women's right to work and equal pay. However, they were told by someone from the Rockefeller family that they were funding the movement. The speaker was informed that the Rockefellers supported women's liberation because it allowed them to tax the entire population and also enabled them to influence children's thinking by getting them into school early. This would break up families and make the state and school the primary influence on children, rather than their parents.
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Speaker 0: And what do you think women's liberation was about? And, I said, I had pretty conventional thinking about it at that point. I said things about women having the right to work, getting equal pay with men, just like they won the right to vote, you know? And he started to laugh and said, You're an idiot. And I said, why am I an idiot?
He said, let me tell you what that was about. We, the Rockefellers, funded that. We funded Women's Lib, you know? And we're the ones who got all over the newspapers and television, the Rockefeller Foundation. He says, and you want to know why?
He said, there were two primary reasons and they were. One reason was we couldn't tax half the population before women's lib and the second reason was now we get the kids in school at an early age, we can indoctrinate the kids how to think, it breaks up their family. The kids start looking at the state as the family, as the school, as the officials, as their family, not as the parents teaching them. And
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Understand this, there is a lot more to this than meets the eye…. Who or what is standing in their way? Independent Free Thinkers?…
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Agenda 21 is a United Nations plan to establish a collectivist society by eliminating people's independence. The goal is to make everyone dependent on the state for everything, including housing. The plan discourages individuals from living in rural areas and owning land, as they are seen as a threat to the collectivist agenda. The aim is to control mankind by concentrating them in large cities and making them reliant on the state for their basic needs. This is the hidden objective of Agenda 21.
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Speaker 0: Agenda 21 is kind of a code name for a Master Plan originated at the United Nations to change the political and economic system of the world to one of total collectivism. And in order to do that, people must not be allowed to have independence. They must be dependent on the state for everything. Otherwise, they won't they won't be easily controlled by the state. That means they can't have private property mostly.
They cannot have land of their own. They have to live in, preferably at high rise apartments, that are provided to them by the state as a benefit, to speak. Oh, good. We got a free apartment, but they want these people at the top want all humans to be dependent on the largest of the state. That means that they don't want anybody living out in the boonies.
Anybody that's got a couple of acres of land and his own water supply and can grow his own food and that kind of thing or have some sheep or some chickens, these people are a threat to the collectivist society because they aren't gonna go to the politicians and say, please feed me, please clothe me, please give me shelter. They tend to be independent. That's the secret behind agenda 21. They want people out of the country. They want corporations out there growing all the food and that kinda but they don't want anybody living out there because that way, they cannot be controlled.
In order to control mankind, we have to get them all into the big cities. We have to rack them up and stack them up, get them dependent on the state for their food, their shelter, their electrical power, their water, everything. That's the dirty secret behind agenda 21.
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With that being said, when did National Socialist Germany turn into what we now think of as a ‘NAZI’? If you think the news is fake, it is time to start questioning our history as a whole? Politcs and Race aside, what did Germany stand for pre-WW2? The family unit, the bond…
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We are only beginning to scratch the surface… What is a PSYOP? Don’t take everything being shared to you here as fact, but rather take it as encouragement for you to begin to research and dig on your own… Let’s continue…
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When did ‘Race’ have anything to do with what we know today as ‘Nazis’… You may have been conditioned to hear about “The Master Race” or the German ideology of “Herrenvolk” If so, why is the translation from German “Gentlemen”… What is a ‘Gentleman’? Toxic Masculinity?…
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Racist! Bigot! Nazi! Fascist! Xenophobe! Divide and Conquer… Divided you are weak… Are you starting to see a pattern? Let’s go deeper now…
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What did JFK, Hitler, Gaddafi, Napoleon, Julius Cesar all have in common? They all wanted to do State banking and all were either killed or thrown into a war… Follow the money….
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Secrecy is repugnant to a free society. We oppose secret societies, oaths, and proceedings. There is a monolithic conspiracy that relies on covert means to expand its influence. It infiltrates instead of invading, subverts instead of holding elections, and intimidates instead of allowing free choice. This system has built a tightly knit, efficient machine combining military, diplomatic, intelligence, economic, scientific, and political operations. Its preparations and mistakes are hidden, dissenters silenced, and no questions are asked. We need to inform and alert the American people to combat this and ensure freedom and independence.
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Speaker 0: The very word secrecy is repugnant in a free and open society. And we are as a people inherently and historically opposed to secret society, to secret oaths, and to secret proceedings. For we are opposed around the world by a monolithic and ruthless conspiracy that relies primarily on covet means for expanding its sphere of influence, on infiltration instead of invasion, on subversion instead of elections, on intimidation instead of free choice. It is a system which has conscripted Vast human and material resources into the building of a tightly knit, highly efficient machine that combines military, Diplomatic, intelligence, economic, scientific, and political operations. Its preparations are concealed, not published.
Its mistakes are buried, not headline. Its dissenters are silent, not praised. No expenditure is questioned. No rumor is printed. No secret is revealed.
That is why the Athenian lawmaker, Solon, decreed it a crime for any citizen to shrink from controversy. But I am asking your help in the tremendous task of informing and alerting the American people. Confident that with your help, man will be what he was born to be, free and independent.
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Now what do Trump and Putin apparently have in common? They both are standing up for the soverignty of their individual countries… They are both standing up for the family unit… Why are they both loved by their countries?
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Many European countries are abandoning their roots, including Christian values, which form the foundation of Western civilization. Traditional cultural, religious, and gender norms are being replaced by policies that promote equality and diversity. People in these countries are afraid to openly express their religious beliefs, and holidays are renamed or celebrated differently to hide their true essence. This aggressive imposition of a new model of society is leading to moral degradation and a deep crisis. Developed nations are struggling to reproduce themselves, even with migration. We believe it is natural and right to defend these values, while respecting the rights of individuals to be different. However, the majority's rights should not be questioned. There are attempts to undermine international law and national sovereignty, suggesting that these institutions are no longer needed.
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Speaker 0: И политические и моральные аспекты мы видим как многие евро а страны фактически пошли по пути отказа от своих корней, в том числе и от христианских ценностей составляющих основы западной цивилизации н начало и любая традиционная и культурные религиозные или даже полов. Проводится политика став на один уровень много семью и одно полное партнерство веру бога или веру в с э пол корректно доходят от того что всерьез говорится о регистрации партии став своей целью про и. Люди во многих европейских странах стыд и боятся говорить о своей религиозной принадлежности. Праздники от уже. И или называю как-то по-другому стыд прячу саму суть этого праздника н основы этих праздников эту модель пытаются агрессивно навязывать всем всему миру убежден это прямой путь к деградации и прими глубоком де и н кризис что еще может быть большим свидетельство морального кризиса человеческого социум как не утра способности к само.
А сегодня практически все развитые уже не могут воспроизводить себя. Причем даже с помощью миграции. Б ценностей заложен в христиан других мировых религия без формирования тысячелетия без тысячелетия норм морали и н неизбежно утра человеческое достоинство. И мы считаем естественным и правильным эти ценности отстаивать. Нужно уважать право любого м на отличие но и право большинства право большинства не должно быть поставлен поставлена под сомнение одновременно мы видим попытки тем или иным способом р одно у модель мира раз институт институт международного права и национальном су такому одно у миру не нужны су государство государства ему нужны вас.
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Treat "impossible" as motivation. Embrace being an outsider, as they're the ones who change the world. When a broken system tells you you're wrong, keep pushing forward.
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Speaker 0: If I give you 1 message to hold in your hearts today, it's this, treat the word impossible as nothing more than motivation. Relish the opportunity to be an outsider because it's the outsiders who change the world and to make a real and lasting difference. The more that a broken system tells you that you're wrong, the more certain you should be that you must keep pushing ahead. You must keep pushing forward.
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What is this New World Order?… What are their true goals?… What is Communism? Who led the Bolshevick Revolution in Russia? Who is Joseph Stalin? Who is Karl Marx? What is Cultural Marxism?…
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We have the opportunity to create a new world order for ourselves and future generations. It's not a crisis, but a necessary step. This new world order is important and should be pursued. It's a chance for the president of the United States to use this disaster to establish a new world order, a phrase his father used once before. We often talk about the need for a new world order.
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Speaker 0: We have before us the opportunity to forge for ourselves and for future generations a new world order. Affirmative task we have now is, is to actually, create, a new world order.
Speaker 1: Really, a new world order can be created. It's a great opportunity. It isn't a a crisis. It's a need for A new world order.
Speaker 0: A new world order.
Speaker 1: Into the creation of a new, world order.
Speaker 0: Novus order 1st the quorum, a new order for the centuries, for the ages, forever. There is a chance for the president of the United States To use this disaster, to carry out what his father, a phrase his father used I think only once and hasn't been used since and that is a new world order. This phrase that I often use myself that we needed a new world order.
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Is the Communist Hammer & Sickle Based on the Symbol of Saturn? Why Saturn? Why is this even brought up? This is where you need to start digging on your own, the door has been shown to you… The reality of it all is far to sinister for any average human to comprehend Wake up
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Thank you for coming to my TedTalk, I did not expose all, but just pointed out some stuff to make you go HMMM… If you have made it this far, enjoy and have a laugh, then get back to resarching, questioning all, and standing up for your individual rights… Tick tock…
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In this video, there is footage of an event that occurred in a neighborhood. Authorities and cameras were present at the scene. Keith Collins, a reporter, discusses the rise in similar events, with different opinions on the reasons behind it. Emails from viewers are shown, expressing their observations and frustrations. The story is said to have broader implications, and tips on avoiding such events are provided. The video ends with a mention of live footage of a car chase from a helicopter.
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Speaker 0: Now in a desperate attempt to fill 24 hours of programming, here's some that happened somewhere today. We've got some footage here of the bullshit which began just after 3 o'clock this afternoon when in this neighborhood. We're shocked to see this fairly common thing happening. An attractive witness described the event in breathless terms. I went to my window, and I was like, woah.
There's some bullshit happening. That happened right over there. I'm an older man, so you can trust what I say. Authorities in special uniforms rushed to the scene to stand around while our cameras film them. Our reporter, Keith Collins, joins us now live from the scene of the bullshit through the use of expensive technology.
Good to be with you again, Keith. We have a a colorful graphic here that shows instances of bullshit like this are on the rise. Is that right?
Speaker 1: Yes. Although why is unclear. Some say it's because of one fucking reason, others say it's because of some other fucking reason. I talked to this random expert on the subject who told me this thing you're about to hear him say right after he points at a piece paper.
Speaker 0: I spent my entire life attending the nation's most prestigious schools to talk about bullshit like this. I'm really just happy to be on TV. Now let's see if we can drag this out a little longer by showing emails written by some of our viewers. I once saw some stuff kind of like the shit you're talking about happen. I have nothing more to add.
Another person says, I am angry that things like this happen. I get mad about every bullshit thing I see. So, obviously, a lot of opinions there to make this story seem somewhat meaningful.
Speaker 1: Oh, absolutely, Glenn. This bullshit has some broader implications. Here's a list of tips on how to avoid bullshit happening to you.
Speaker 0: And here's some footage of congress. Yes.
Speaker 1: I see that.
Speaker 0: Well, thank you, Keith. Let us know if there are any updates on this bullshit story from there.
Speaker 1: There's no way there will be.
Speaker 0: Very good. We'll check back with you in an hour anyway.
Speaker 1: I'm just some fucking guy.
Speaker 0: When we return, we'll look at live footage of a car chase taken from a helicopter and free associate about what's going on.