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Saved - November 9, 2023 at 8:46 PM

@bennyjohnson - Benny Johnson

Would be a shame if this clip of Joe Biden brazenly, blatantly, knowingly lying to every reporter in America went viral. (pssst you know what to do) https://t.co/nZtI7b71KY

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Vice President denies speaking to his son about overseas business dealings. Instead, he suggests focusing on Trump's alleged abuse of power and attempts to intimidate foreign leaders. He believes Trump is using these tactics because he fears losing to him in the upcoming election. The Vice President dismisses any wrongdoing on his part, stating that multiple investigations have found no evidence against him. When asked about impeachment, he defers to the House's investigation and does not make a judgment.
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Speaker 0: Mister vice president, how many times have you ever spoken to your son about his overseas business dealings? I've never spoken to my son about it over the years. And so how do you know Here's Here's what I know. I know Trump deserves to be investigated. He is violating every basic norm of a president. You should be asking him the question, why is he on the phone with a foreign leader trying to intimidate a foreign leader if that's What happened? That appears what happened. You should be looking at Trump. Trump's doing this because he knows I'll beat him like a drum, and he's using the abuse of power and every element of the the presidency to try to do something to smear me? Could he be Everybody looked at this, and everybody's looked at it and said there's nothing there. Ask the right questions. Everybody, can you have you never spoken to your son? You be impeached for this? Depending on what the what the house finds, it it could be impeached, but I'm not making that judgment now. The house should investigate it. The house should
Saved - October 25, 2023 at 3:34 PM

@RNCResearch - RNC Research

Why does Biden always look so confused? https://t.co/wSN2V4oUZk

Saved - November 3, 2023 at 1:21 AM

@Airfemale14 - Airfemale

My All Time Favorite VS Biden! Hilarious! πŸ˜… #ThursdayFunny #MakeUSmile πŸ₯°

Saved - November 9, 2023 at 10:49 PM

@TakingoutTrash7 - CtrlAltDelete

Hahahaha brilliant πŸ˜† https://t.co/xIFZXzdHkV

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Joe Biden urges people not to come, but then contradicts himself by saying "come together." The speaker seems to mock Biden's statement by repeating "come" multiple times. The transcript ends with the speaker saying they will come.
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Speaker 0: Do not come. Do not come. I'm gonna do it. Come on. You don't come. Joe Biden said come. We must come together. No. No. No. No. I'm gonna come.
Saved - November 20, 2023 at 4:23 AM

@RNCResearch - RNC Research

BIDEN: "I love your ears" https://t.co/6orEXcUwBs

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The speaker compliments Catherine's ears and mentions that they love them. They also mention that Catherine has a beautiful name, which happens to be the same as their mother's name. The speaker then asks Catherine her age, to which she responds that she is 17, while the speaker reveals that they are just 16 years old.
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Speaker 0: You. Thank you. And I love your ears. I love them. They're really cool. What's your name? Catherine. Catherine, what a beautiful name. That's my mommy's name. Well, nice to see. How old are you? 17? I'm just 16. 6.
Saved - December 9, 2023 at 10:47 PM

@2Trump2024 - πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡² JayJay πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²

Joe Biden's new campaign ad. Wow. πŸ˜…πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚ Ok I am kidding but this is funny! https://t.co/jiCWNjlKKS

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Speaker 0 talks about a situation involving hunters in the basement, drugs, and hookers. Speaker 1 mentions their experience with drugs and cocaine. Speaker 0 then mentions being proud of their son, who wants to make a deal using their name. However, the son is rejected and walks away, expressing a desire to be like someone else. The transcript ends with Speaker 0 mentioning hunters in the basement again and not knowing when they will come home.
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Speaker 0: And hunters in the basement with a silver spoon. The hookers and drugs were gonna be there soon. When you're coming home, dad, I don't know Speaker 1: when. Picking food, drugs, smoking anything that even remotely resembled that cocaine. Speaker 0: I'm very proud of my My son came around just the other day. He said I got me a deal where we can both get paid. Can I trade on your name? I said, sure. Okay. Will Anyone know he said no. No way. And as he walked away, he looked kinda dim and said, I'm gonna be like him. Yeah. You know I'm gonna he like him. He's he's fixed it. He's worked on it. And hunters in the basement with a silver spoon. Ukrainian bribes were gonna be there soon. When you're coming home, dad. I don't know when.
Saved - December 13, 2023 at 9:39 PM

@ULTRA_MAJESTY - Suhr Majesty β„’

Trump should run this as a campaign ad. LMFAO https://t.co/3F3Z5I4bjT

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The speaker reflects on their son's choices, mentioning drugs and a questionable lifestyle. The son asks to use the speaker's name for a deal, but the speaker refuses. The son walks away, expressing a desire to be like the speaker. The speaker mentions the son's involvement with drugs and potential bribes. The speaker is uncertain when the son will return home.
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Speaker 0: And hunters in the basement with a silver spoon. The hookers and drugs were gonna be there soon. When you're coming home, dad, I don't know Speaker 1: when. Picking food, drugs, smoking anything that even remotely resembled that cocaine. Speaker 0: I'm very proud of my My son came around just the other day. He said I got me a deal where we can both get paid. Can I trade on your name? I said, sure. Okay. Will Anyone know he said no. No way. And as he walked away, he looked kinda dim and said, I'm gonna be like him. Yeah. You know I'm gonna he like him. He's he's fixed it. He's worked on it. And hunters in the basement with a silver spoon. Ukrainian bribes were gonna be there soon. When you're coming home, dad. I don't know when.

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Whomever ends up running against Biden could save themselves a lot of advertising dollars by simply playing this compilation of incompetence. 🀑 https://t.co/fRXkxrI1wq

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America's infrastructure has fallen behind, going from being ranked number 1 to number 9 in the world. The United States is now rated number 13 in terms of power. The country used to have the best infrastructure globally but is now ranked number 14. The speaker emphasizes the need for an infrastructure decade, highlighting the significant amount of money invested, which ranges from $1.2 trillion to $1.3 trillion. This infrastructure decade has been ongoing for ten years.
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Speaker 0: America's falling behind in infrastructure. We used to be number 1 in the world. We're now number 8. Now we're ranked number 9. United States is number 9. You know where we're rated in the world? The most powerful nation world? Number 13. 13 in the world, United States of America. We used to have the finest infrastructure in the world. We're rated number 1 in the world. We're now rated number 14. We not only took the infrastructure. We have an infrastructure decade. This is going on. It's $1,200,000,000. On my watch, instead of infrastructure week, America's having infrastructure decade. Decade. Over a 1,000,000,000, 300,000,000 trillion, $300,000,000. This infrastructure decade, A headline on my watch over a 1,000,000,002 hundred a $1,200,000,000,000. Oh, I gave you infrastructure decade. This is for 10th year. 1,000,000,000,000, 4 and a $1,000,000,000. Well, we have an infrastructure decade. $1,300,000,000,000. We know I took infrastructure. We have an infrastructure decade. This is going on. It's a $1,200,000,000.
Saved - December 11, 2023 at 1:26 PM

@FFT1776 - FFT1776β„’

Show me one of these for Biden. Just one. https://t.co/lbb5Cnotev

Saved - December 16, 2023 at 11:53 PM

@gopher_marc - Marc πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

Joe Biden’s new campaign advertisement has been released. The Biden family promised to bring β€œdecency” back to the White Houseβ€” and they delivered! Ok NOT really but this is funny 🀣 https://t.co/AMzZmkWEOc

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A person talks about their son who used to be involved in drugs and illegal activities. The son asks if he can use his father's name for a deal, but the father refuses. The son then expresses his desire to be like his father. The person mentions that the son has made some improvements, but there are still issues with drugs and bribery. The person doesn't know when the son will come home.
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Speaker 0: And hunters in the basement with a silver spoon. The hookers and drugs were gonna be there soon. When you're coming home, dad, I don't know Speaker 1: when. Picking food, drugs, smoking anything that even remotely resembled that cocaine. Speaker 0: I'm very proud of my My son came around just the other day. He said I got me a deal where we can both get paid. Can I trade on your name? I said, sure. Okay. Will Anyone know he said no. No way. And as he walked away, he looked kinda dim and said, I'm gonna be like him. Yeah. You know I'm gonna he like him. He's he's fixed it. He's worked on it. And hunters in the basement with a silver spoon. Ukrainian bribes were gonna be there soon. When you're coming home, dad. I don't know when.
Saved - April 2, 2024 at 9:00 PM

@TwinTowerCity - Twin Tower City

@drawandstrike This Biden fellow sure likes to film himself while engaging in sexual acts... https://t.co/P4NHks6Qm7

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My son accuses me of being a pedophile, while I am being called out by my own child. They say "pay to Peter" every time I phone down. Wow. Translation: My son accuses me of being a pedophile, while I am being called out by my own child. They say "pay to Peter" every time I phone down. Wow.
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Speaker 0: They're gonna hate it for this one. Hey. Hey. Hey. You know what's really wild? Got your own son calling you a pedophile while you getting called out by your own child. Own son calling you a pedophile. Why you getting called out by your own child? They say pay to Peter every time I phone down. Wow.
Saved - January 5, 2024 at 3:47 PM

@Lauren3veMemes - Lauren3ve

The new Biden ad if we are being honest. #DilleyMemeTeam https://t.co/CRrpZjdftq

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I prioritize the preservation of American democracy and believe in free and fair elections. There is a dangerous extremist movement in America that threatens our democracy. We must all take action to protect it, as history, the world, and future generations are watching. The vice president and I have been advocating for voting rights since the beginning of our administration, and I urge all Americans to join us in this cause. We are a nation of possibilities, where the power lies with the people. Together, there is nothing we cannot achieve. Paid for by the...
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Speaker 0: I've made the preservation of American democracy the central issue of my presidency. I believe in free and fair elections and the right to vote fairly and have your vote counted. There's something dangerous happening in America. There's an extremist movement who does not share the basic beliefs in our democracy. All of us are being asked right now, what will we do to maintain our democracy? History's watching. The world is watching. Most important, our children and grandchildren will hold us responsible. The vice president and I have supported for voting rights since day 1 of this administration, and I ask every American to join me in this cause. America is still a in place of possibilities where the power resides with We the People. That's our soul. We are the United States of America. There There's nothing beyond our capacity, and we act together. Paid for by the
Saved - January 18, 2024 at 2:32 AM

@RealPizzaPepe - Pizza Pepe

Joe Biden cant help how creepy he is guys. This clip is 100% unedited. This is Americas reality!! https://t.co/7QEtzR2avp

Saved - February 27, 2024 at 2:03 PM

@TrumpLatinos24 - TrumpLatinos

This video is going viral on TikTok. Everyone is getting tired of Joe Biden https://t.co/irmipB9P0A

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I love fake news, but hate fake news. Hunter Biden subpoenaed, panic ensues. Protect children, vote Trump 2024. Kamala and Lebron work for China. Respect the flag, honor veterans. Democrats are bad. Trump will save the country. Stop trafficking children. Trump will win. Biden lets immigrants in. Save the country, not destroy it. Trump is the MVP. Don't panic, Trump will save us. Biden has caused enough damage. Translation: The speaker expresses a dislike for fake news and supports Trump. They mention Hunter Biden's subpoena, urge to protect children, criticize Democrats, and emphasize Trump's role in saving the country. They also mention issues like immigration and child trafficking.
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Speaker 0: Now I love fake loops, but I hate fake news. You can call me rude, but girls can't be due. Hunter Biden got subpoena, and now they wanna panic. Trying to mutilate our children and vaccinate the planet. Gotta vote. Vote. Vote. November 5th. Take the White House back from Philly Joe. Vote for Trump. Gotta vote. Vote. Vote. November 5th. Trump 2024. The last hoe. Trump train. Now, Kamala work for China. Lebron work for China. I have respect for your country and stand for the flag. Let's have a moment of silence for all the veterans of Pat. Let's have a moment of silence. The Democrats are the pads. Red FJB, you've done enough damage. Trump's coming back to save the country. Don't panic. FJB, FJ Trump. He's our MVP. G a and Trump's gonna win. Biden's stealing them votes. He let them immigrants in. Stop trafficking our children right now. It's m a g a and Trump's gonna win. Biden's stealing them votes. He let them immigrants in. Vivek dropped out. Euronos doing this for clout. Gotta save our country, not burn it to the ground. FJB, you've done enough damage. Trump's coming back to save the country, don't panic. FJB, FJ Trump.
Saved - March 24, 2024 at 10:11 AM

@Motabhai012 - Amit Shah (Parody)

@libsoftiktok Trump just posted this brutal compilation of Biden's brain glitching for 5 minutes: https://t.co/mfFMRQBeLt

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I was thinking about Putin's kleptocracy in late January or early February. The impact of inaction on infrastructure is significant, especially in states like Florida and North Carolina. We need to prioritize addressing these issues. Thank you for your efforts in this area. Let's work together to improve our nation's infrastructure and economy. Let's not repeat the mistakes of the past. Let's focus on progress and positive change.
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Speaker 0: Anyway and I don't wanna I don't wanna maybe choose my words. I was just thinking, the anyway, I I just look. I mean, Putin's kleptocracy yeah. It was in February February, January after we've been elected. The late January early February. He said, it's not we need, not just, well, I won't go down. Here's what drives the driver, in the states that are affected. Here's what you can do, the drivers. I, for two reasons. 1, to it's an impact an impact that decades are making because inaction was, there was in actually, with with with the department of, with from from, Shar assuming excuse me. From Charlotte, 1 and, another line going from in Florida down to Tampa. The best way to get something done, if you if you hold near and dear to you that you, like to be able to anyway. The idea that, and and and Joan Shang Gang Shungram's my password. Shunga But, there's, you know, there to be, you know, beginning, this effort, and, and, I want you to know that, I wanna thank you as well for, with the nature not America is a nation that can be defined in a single word. As a foot Look. Solid mean with, with the Los Angeles and, and, what am I doing here? From the, excuse me. They're gonna also increase corporate, growth. They make a very good point. Here's the deal. 50 time a $159,000,000,000 left. My plan is to make concrete concrete. I know I know, professor, excuse me, Leading tech leading tech companies like Anthropic. I'm gonna mispronounce. How come you try? The beer brewed here, it is used to make the brew beer in this. Oh, earth rider. Thanks for the great lakes. By the end of, governing crisis, it's time to end it. These constant, they were they could. Because that's why we can't let well, we cannot let this election be one where the same man who was president 4 years ago. I'll never forget where I'm going with that. Anyway, I I I I just think that, Florida Small Business winner award winner of, Business Week winner. I mean, as you evolve our institution. But, a former prime minister, like you to take bass of the anyway, overrule thought to, reinstate, the, 32nd freestanding have free 30 3
Saved - April 24, 2024 at 4:14 PM

@EL4USA - πŸ’‹Elissa4RealπŸ’‹

Joe Biden finally speaks the truth! https://t.co/EQEnXSXo5S

Saved - May 15, 2024 at 10:14 AM

@Travis_4_Trump - πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈTravisπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

Did you see Biden’s new campaign ad? (Satire) https://t.co/ArAAn8jEaP

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He's old, has dementia, can't lead, and lies. Barely speaks English, sniffs children. Gets lost, takes long routes. Struggles to walk in the White House.
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Speaker 0: He's an old guy, has dementia, can't lead us, and the country is screwed. Tell some big lies, Barely speaks English, sniffs children. And their mom's here too, goes the long way. When he leaves his speeches, gets lost each day. In the White House when walking is hard?
Saved - June 27, 2024 at 12:41 PM

@lindeman126 - SRT 126

This is from President Trump's Instagram about 40min ago It might be the funniest thing he's posted. πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚ #Bidenica https://t.co/G6CMNzM2iI

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If you're having trouble sleeping, try Bidentica, a sleep aid made from Joe Biden press conferences. It contains confusion and forgetfulness to calm overactive brains. Users have reported better sleep and even passing out from it. However, side effects may include lying, inability to secure borders, and hallucinations. Ask your doctor about Bidentica today. Translation: If you're struggling to sleep, consider Bidentica, a sleep aid made from Joe Biden press conferences. It helps calm overactive minds with confusion and forgetfulness. Users have experienced improved sleep and even passing out from it. However, side effects may include lying, inability to secure borders, and hallucinations. Consult your doctor about Bidentica.
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Speaker 0: If you're having trouble sleeping, ask your doctor about Bidentica, the sleep aid made from 100% Joe Biden press conference. Speaker 1: The best way to get something done, if you if you hold near and dear to you that you, like to be able to anyway. Speaker 0: Bidentica has a patented blend of confusion and forgetfulness that will calm the most overactive brains. Speaker 1: COVID has taken this year, just since the outbreak, has taken more than 100 year. Look. Here's the lives. It's just it's I mean, think about it. When they sold out American jobs and killed the Keystone pipeline, it kept me up all night worrying about how we pay our bills. But then I got by identica, and I've never slept better. Sometimes when I get hopped up on sugar, my parents give me Bidenica so I pass out. Other times, they give it to me during the day, probably so they can do the deed. Gross. Speaker 0: Warning. People who have used Bidentica have experienced rampant lying and an inability to secure the southern border. Others have hallucinated and fought breakfast cereals. Speaker 1: Corn pot was a bad dude. Speaker 0: Ask your doctor if Bidentica is right for you.
Saved - July 18, 2024 at 2:39 PM

@justin_hart - Justin Hart

OMG. Biden can't even get into the car! :( https://t.co/i76dqYWFfX

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When asked by reporters, the president gave a thumbs up and said he was doing well before isolating at his beach house. He wasn't wearing a mask initially but put one on in the car. It seemed like he needed help getting into the car due to the effects of early COVID. Best wishes for a speedy recovery were sent. Chuck Schumer had a meeting with President Biden on Saturday, as reported by John Carl on World News Tonight.
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Speaker 0: When when he got down there, at the base of the stairs there, he was asked questions by reporters. He told them, I am doing well. He gave them a thumbs up. He is now going to be isolating, at his beach house. And we did note he wasn't wearing a mask there when he came down the stairs, but it does appear once he gets in the car that he that he puts that that mask on to. Speaker 1: Puts the mask on. It appears that there he might be getting a little help just getting into the car there. Hard to make out through the rain what exactly is going on there. But it does look like certainly the president's feeling the effects of, you know, early in the stages of COVID, and many of us have been there. So we we do wish him a speedy recovery. John Carl, you're reporting earlier on World News Tonight getting some pickup tonight across several news outlets. You reported on this meeting that Chuck Schumer had, with President Biden. This was Saturday, and it was, not long before the
Saved - July 25, 2024 at 7:11 AM

@stillgray - Ian Miles Cheong

If David Attenborough narrated what’s going on with Biden right now. https://t.co/CWohA3Crga

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The speaker criticizes the Democratic Party for potentially choosing an unqualified candidate, Suckalotta Cox, due to diversity policies. They suggest Cox lacks intelligence and capability, but may still be a contender for a high office. The speaker warns of the dangers of prioritizing diversity and inclusion over qualifications in politics.
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Speaker 0: Once this crusty old jackass finally agrees to head off to an ice cream filled retirement home in Delaware, We will be left with the most disgusting creature known as the suckolotta cocks. You're welcome. The Suckalotta cocks, it appears, was not the first choice of the Democrats to succeed the jackass. However, due to their steadfast commitment to diversity, equity, and inclusion policies, they find themselves stuck with this cackling idiot. We win. This bird brained diversity hire was initially brought into the fold as a gesture of virtue signaling an inclusion. Now the Democrats are in a delicate predicament. Should they replace the sucker lot of cocks with a more qualified candidate, they would undoubtedly face a chorus of accusations concerning racism and sexism. For your day of action. And, again, 226. Thus, despite her evident lack of qualifications, intelligence, or capability, it seems the Suckalotta Cox is poised to contend for the highest office in the land. Indeed. This narrative, while bearing elements of tragicomedy, serves as a poignant reminder of the dangers and potential pitfalls inherent in DEI policies and the broader phenomenon of woke politics.
Saved - October 29, 2024 at 4:18 AM

@DefiantLs - Defiant L’s

This could be the greatest political ad ever. When his stomach popped out of that tree I nearly passed out πŸ’€ https://t.co/01xjpjVWtp

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I'm Gil Fulbright. This campaign isn't really about me; it's about creating a version of me that appeals to you. I spend most of my time raising funds for reelection, not listening to constituents or legislating. I could change my name to anything to stay in office, as my main priority is keeping my financial backers happy. So, come November, the choice is clear: do you want another spineless mouthpiece for special interests and lobbyists, or another spineless mouthpiece for special interests and lobbyists? I'm Philip Amalf with Farts, and I approve this message.
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Speaker 0: Hi. I'm Gil Fulbright. The people who run my campaign, they've made this commercial, and I'm in it. This campaign, it's not about me. It's about crafting a version of me that'll appeal to you. A version that visits random work sites with paid actors pointing at things. A version of me that doesn't find old people loathsome or pointless has a conventionally attractive yet curiously still family. Listening to my constituents, legislating, these are things I don't do. What I do is spend about 70% of my time raising funds for reelection. I'd do anything to stay in office. My name's Gil Fulbright, but, hell, I'll change my name to Phil Goldbright or Bill Fulbright or fill up my mouth with hearts. These are the things that are important to me, and these are the fine people that finance my campaign. Now in order to do these things, I have to stay in office. And to stay in office, I have to keep these guys happy. Now if any of these things make these guys unhappy, well, my hands are tied. So come November, the choice is clear. Do you want another spineless mouthpiece for special interest in lobbyists or a spineless mouthpiece for special interest in lobbyists? I'm Philip Amalf with Farts, and I approve this message.
Saved - November 7, 2024 at 6:39 PM

@MattWallace888 - Matt Wallace

What do you notice about Joe Biden today? https://t.co/dO6FOpe1u3

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Wait, that's it? This is weird and creepy. No way! He's happy Trump won! Look at that smile. Joe, where did your 20 million votes go? Can someone ask that? Hey, Libs and press, can you look into this?
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Speaker 0: Wait. That's it? Weird. Creepy. Crazy. No way. Dude, he's happy Trump won. He's happy Trump won. Look at him. He's having a great time. Look at that smile. Joe, where'd your 20,000,000 votes go? Can somebody ask that? Hey, Libs. Hey, press. Can you ask that?
Saved - November 10, 2024 at 9:24 AM

@DefiyantlyFree - Insurrection Barbie

Is this funny to anyone? This is the SNL election skit. https://t.co/WitxJ2FIbj

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On Tuesday, Americans elected Donald Trump as president again, surprising many. This is the same Trump who sought vengeance against his opponents. With the Supreme Court's support, there are no protections for those who oppose him. At SNL, we proudly declare our unwavering support for Trump, seeing ourselves in him and wanting future generations to look up to him. We jokingly mention our votes and even introduce a new impression, Hot Jack Trump, celebrating his potential presidency. We express excitement for Trump 2.0 and humorously reflect on the past, wishing for another January 6th. We also mention Elon Musk as a backup plan if things go wrong. Finally, we encourage young men who supported Trump and Musk, reminding them to rise and embrace their potential.
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Speaker 0: On Tuesday, Americans went to the polls and elected Donald Trump to be the next president of the United States. Speaker 1: To many people, including many people watching this show right now, the results were shocking and even horrifying. Speaker 2: Donald Trump, who tried to forcibly overturn the results of the last election, was returned to office by an overwhelming majority. Speaker 3: This is the same Donald Trump who openly called for vengeance against his political enemies. Speaker 0: Now, thanks to the Supreme Court, there are no guardrails. Speaker 1: Nothing to protect the people who are brave enough to speak out against him. Speaker 3: And that is why we at SNL would like to say to Donald Trump, we have been with you all along. Speaker 0: We have never wavered in our support of you, even when others doubted you. Speaker 4: Every single person on this stage believed in you. Speaker 5: Every single person on this stage voted for you. Speaker 1: Because we see ourselves in you. We look at you and think, that's me. Speaker 4: That's the man I want my future children to look up to. Speaker 6: And, mister Trump, your honor, we know that you say things that are controversial sometimes, but, really, you're just speaking the truth. And I hate how the lamestream media, Michael Che, tries to spin it to make you look foolish. Speaker 3: So if you're keeping some sort of list of your enemies, then we should not be on that list. Speaker 6: And it's c h e, Che. Speaker 0: And if we find out someone here voted for Kamala, we will rat them out so fast. Speaker 4: Like our 3 disgusting new cast members. Speaker 3: So real quick, left to right, that's Glenn Woodland, Ashley Badia, and Emile Joaquin. You can find their home addresses online. Hail Trump. Speaker 5: But the rest of us, hail Trump, voted for you at least once. Speaker 2: I voted for you 50 times in Pennsylvania. Speaker 1: 92% of black women voted for Kamala, but I was one of the proud 8%. For me, it's brother Donald x Trump all the way. Speaker 4: And we're so excited to debut our new impression, Hot Jack Trump. Speaker 7: That's right. That's right. It's me, Hot Jack Trump. They finally got the body right. But from now on, we're going to do very flattering portrayal of Trump because he's frankly my hero, and he's going to make an incredible president and eventually king. We love you, buddy. Speaker 0: In summary, all of us at SNL are so excited for Trump 2.0, which is also what I blew on a breathalyzer Wednesday morning. Speaker 1: We can't wait to see what you do with the country this time. I keep waking up in the middle of the night screaming, with joy, of course. Speaker 4: My only regret is that we didn't get to do another January 6th because I was ready. Speaker 6: Me too. Speaker 3: And worst case scenario, meaning scenario, if our planet falls apart, we can all go to Mars with the other man that we love and trust, Elon Musk. You're right. Speaker 8: Alright. Give it up, dog mega. Yeah. But, seriously, I run the country now. And Americans can be like one of my rockets, you know. They're super cool and super fun. But there's a slight chance it could blow up and everybody dies. Anyway, I'm Doc Mega. See you in the White House. USA. USA. Speaker 5: And to all young men who helped elect Trump and Elon, we know you've felt unseen these past 4 years. Speaker 0: So we say to you, young men, there's no need to feel down. Speaker 3: Young men, pick yourself off the ground. Speaker 1: Young men, time to put on your crown.
Saved - February 15, 2025 at 9:11 AM

@DefiantLs - Defiant L’s

This is hilarious! https://t.co/MK695N1UlD

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I am incensed to have a journalist talk from a position of ignorance. Do you want to tell me the health sector is well funded? You can't. You are accountable to the population. You're marketing sanitizer. You walked out, so what? Do you want me to remove my jacket? Tell me when is that. How do you contend with being thrown under the bus? You seem to be causing chaos. How are you coming to terms with embarrassing scenes at the burial? Your term expired, but it's renewable. We continue in office and organize elections. We are in the office legally. I am not defending anybody; you are conflicted. Can we assume that the hunter is now being hunted? Why are you gay? What's this unwanted witness? What is your relationship with homosexuals and foreigners? I'm a senior citizen, a child of God. Where is your seniority? You are weak in your backyard. The person we got was bought off. How many candidates have we gained? You lost in your backyard. If I went to hunt a small rat, but I have got the elephant, which is a better tank.
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Speaker 0: It incenses me to get a journalist like you to talk from position of ignorance. Speaker 1: Now, honorable. Do you want to tell me that Speaker 0: the health sector is Speaker 1: well funded? No. Speaker 0: You can't. I walk out. Speaker 1: No. You shouldn't walk out. Where should I Speaker 0: I will not contact you with a legal No. Speaker 1: Honorable. You are accountable to the population. No. Thank you very much. Mister Magola, in simple terms, you're marketing the sanitizer. Right? Yes. But before before That's what we wanted to know. Thank you very much, mister Magola. Thank you very much, Joel. I'm, very in submissions. Speaker 2: Don't go in Speaker 1: honorable. Think so far. You walked out. So what? So what? So Honorable Mafavi, did you say you don't wear short sleeve shirts? I don't Rather long sleeve? No. I wear short sleeve. Speaker 3: Do you want Speaker 1: me to remove my jacket unless you? You you you see that? Where? You want to see that? When? Who is that? When is that? Who is that? Oh, when is that? Speaker 3: Who is that? Who is that? Speaker 1: Who is that? No. No. I want you to tell me when is that? Who is that? Tell me when is that? We'll take a break. How do you contend with the reality that you are thrown under the bus? It takes quite some bit of, discipline and courage to speak to a general. You're retired, but you seem to be causing a lot of chaos. Retired but worried. Good morning, counsel. And nice to have you with us. Good morning, Simon. It's a pleasure. How are you coming to terms with embarrassing scenes at the burial in Masaka over the weekend? You find them embarrassing. Honorable Lydia Wanyoto, a member of the NRN central executive committee. As far as I gather, your term expired and you're in office legally. True or false? Speaker 3: That's so true. Speaker 1: But your term expired? Speaker 3: It expired, but it's renewable. We continue in the office and we organize elections. Speaker 1: So are you in office legally or illegally? Speaker 3: We are in the office legally. Speaker 1: When your term expired? Speaker 3: Did not expire. We are in the office. Speaker 1: Well, nice to have you. You come off as awkward in trying to. No, I I defend. My Speaker 0: my friend. Speaker 1: Defend the minister. Defend general side mister. I am. Clean. Speaker 0: I am not. I am not defending. You are conflicted. I am not. You are conflicted. My friend, I am not defending anybody. Speaker 1: You you you are not neutral. We have with us, the lord mayor in the studio. Good morning. Speaker 2: Good morning. Speaker 1: Thank you for joining us. Speaker 2: You're welcome, lord, mayor. Speaker 3: Thank you. Speaker 1: Can we assume that the hunter is now being hunted? With Fine. We bring in the studio this morning, one of the gay rights activists, mister should I call you mister? Pepe Julian Onzima. Yes. Why are you gay? You are gay. In in the studio, I'm joined this morning by mister Morrison Raka Kamba, special presidential assistant on research and information. Thank you for joining us, Morrison. Thank you. And good morning, viewers. And on my right is mister Wokulida Seva Gara, a media activist from the unwanted witness. Good morning. Speaker 0: Morning, sir. Speaker 1: What's this unwanted witness? What is your relationship with homosexuals like the president alleges and foreigners? Doctor Miriam Mathembe, a politician in her category, a woman activist Mhmm. And a preacher. Good to have you. I told you I'm a senior citizen in this country. This activism thing, Speaker 4: I don't want to hear it again. I'm a senior citizen, a child of God. Good evening. Good evening, viewers. Speaker 1: Who baptized you that? What? Rank of a senior citizen. God. Where is your seniority? In this brain, in the age, in the Speaker 4: in the work I have done in this country, in everything. Speaker 2: Supportive. But you lost. How many? Speaker 1: You are weak in your backyard. Speaker 2: I have not lost. No. No. Speaker 1: If you could not find a candidate to run against Speaker 2: not that. Speaker 1: To run against Speaker 2: the run against the run against the Speaker 0: person we Speaker 2: got was both off. The person we got was both off. Like many of them are still being bought off. That's a Speaker 1: weakness. Speaker 2: Okay. That Speaker 1: means you you you're Speaker 2: not confident enough. It is the new Uganda we want. Speaker 1: Congrats next year. That's weak now. That's a weakness on your part. Speaker 2: It is not. Okay. Speaker 1: How many candidates Excuse me. Who were easily bought off. Speaker 2: How many candidates have we now got across Northern Uganda? Because I did not kakunu myself in Nigeria. How many candidates have we gained? You lost From a no. No. No. No. No. No. No. How many Where Speaker 1: is the Speaker 2: Do you not dodge my question? Speaker 1: You lost in your bucket. Speaker 2: No. I didn't. I actually gained a lot. Speaker 4: I lost What did you Speaker 1: I lost okay. If I something. Speaker 2: Excuse me. If I went to hunt, for example, this is an Yeri, a small edible rat, but I have got the elephant, which is a better tank. Speaker 1: Where is the elephant? Speaker 2: Which is a better tank. Speaker 1: Where is Speaker 2: the Which is a better tank. No. Speaker 1: No. No. Speaker 2: This small this small loop, and a big elephant spread at core across Northern Uganda. Oh, my goodness. Speaker 1: You come off as awkward in trying to no. I I defend My Speaker 0: my friend. Speaker 1: Defend the minister, defend general service. Speaker 0: I am Clean. I am not I am not defend. You Speaker 1: are conflicted. Speaker 0: I am not You are conflicted. My friend. I am not defending anybody. Speaker 1: You you you are not neutral in this. Speaker 0: I I I Simon. Hey. Speaker 1: I want I'm married. I'm the host. To you. Uh-uh. I'm the host. You're the guest.
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