E. Jean Carroll is completely nuts and has zero credibility.
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People read advice columns to feel relieved that they don't have the same problems. The speaker enjoys staying up late and sleeping in, and doesn't have children. They've been writing an advice column for 25 years, learning from the people who write to them. The speaker has stacks of letters and believes the answer to people's questions is in their own desires. They worry about the people who write in and feel responsible for the impact their advice may have. They have a shed filled with books and a forest they painted blue. The best advice they've given is to "eat, drink, and be married."
Speaker 0: People read in an advice column because they want to say, oh my god. Thank god. That's not me. I like to stay up late. I like to sleep late, and I like to live like 90 in between.
I get up around noon, and I stagger outside out the store, And I throw up in my arms, and I thank God I don't have children. Then I go back in, Stagger into my office and start reading a stack of ASCII gene letters. I never thought much went on in the morning anyway. Women have facials in the morning. They have their hair done, not me.
I like getting up at noon. My personal life is fascinating. I started writing At about the age of 6a half, fed with a daily, daily diet of Anne Landers and Dear Abby. I wanted to be Anne and Abby. Oh, here.
Hang on. I have something that explains the NSQ gene column in a perfect, perfect thing. Here I come through here. This is what I've been doing for 25 years. I'm a cheerleader.
People get down and depressed and a little confused, and they need help. This is what I do. I yell and I scream and I, helps them get through their difficulties. The secret to the advice column is I don't know anything. It's the people who've been writing to me for 25 years who taught me everything.
Those are the people you can't read a stack of e gene letters without learning more than reading Shakespeare. You wanna see some old asking Jean. All these are asking Jean asking Jean asking Jean. I have every single letter that's ever been sent to me. I have the shopping bags full of actual stationery with letters.
This man has given his, wife, a $30,000 engagement ring. He wants her to give him a $6,000 watch. Well, she did, but it wasn't enough Because then he wanted a Rolex, how she's handled this is she's had an affair with somebody at the office. The questions have remained the same. They want love.
They wanna be a size 6. They want their children to do well. They wanna have a purpose in life. They want those same things, And that that has never changed. The answer is in their question.
You just find out what they wanna do And then you tell them to do it. I am so tormented and confused by my obsession with my ex boyfriend from college. Here's to the last line. It's been 22 years since we broke up. I understand you.
She and I have a lot in common. Oh, we do not wanna look at our emails. That was a bad idea. Oh. I worry so much about the people who write in.
I am so real. See these eyes? Look. Look at the bags under my eyes. I worry at night when I'm in bed because, you know, a line from me can change your life.
Now, whether it changes for the better or for the worse, I don't know. As you see, I have stacks of bells here and there and everywhere. I get sent one every month. Sometimes, If I'm very good, they send me 2. I could not answer the questions Coming into the ASCII Jean column, if I was in New York City.
You can't think in New York if you're dating 16 people, which I would be doing if I were in New York. You go to the woods to find out who you are, and then you find out who you are, and you're even happier than when you came. It's wonderful. I called the mouse house because some very distinguished, mice live here. Connerman lives in the kitchen.
Taberski lives in the bedroom. This is my shed. And on that side, the books That most influenced me growing up. On the door of the list of my dogs, Marky, Fortuna De Las Funky, Heidi, Tits, bloody, and Hepburn. The streams and the rivers were dry.
And I it's so horrified me that I came out and started painting the rocks blue to indicate that there was once a river here. And then after I got done painting the rocks, I just sort of walked over here and then did that tree and then did that tree and then I did this tree. And then pretty soon, I've done this whole forest. Oh my god. What's the best piece of advice I've ever given?
What a horrible question To ask an advice on, oh my god. Hang on. Eat, drink, And be married. That's it. That's my advice.
