@therecount - The Recount
May your Christmas be as merry as this Italian interpreter is with Joe Biden. https://t.co/NBi5Rgtvt6
@RealMattCouch - Matt Couch
Stumbling and Tumbling Joe Biden was a popular Halloween costume this year… https://t.co/2XMMwYEGPy
@willscharf - Will Scharf
Hunter Biden's tax free holiday shopping list! He's making a list, deducting it twice, gonna find out which stripper he likes. Hunter Biden's coming to town! A thread of my favorite lines from the new Hunter Biden tax fraud indictment. (1/16)
@willscharf - Will Scharf
Hunter spent money on literally "everything but his taxes." Drugs ✅ escorts ✅ girlfriends ✅ luxury hotels ✅ "items of a personal nature ✅ TAXES ❌ (2/16) https://t.co/zIi8XNmsHk
@willscharf - Will Scharf
Hunter spent over twice as much on porn and strippers (adult entertainment) than he did on rehab. (3/16) https://t.co/CSpzYI1hEZ
@willscharf - Will Scharf
I pity the AUSA or agent who had to decipher Hunter's text messages. This is one where he excoriates his assistant after he failed to notice his tax return sitting on his own desk for over a month: (4/16) https://t.co/tqLH1mRBPF
@willscharf - Will Scharf
Hunter makes the absolute worst excuses for everything. When his ex-wife found unfiled two year old tax returns sitting in the trunk of his car, he tried to claim they were copies, even though there were literally checks attached to them. (5/16) https://t.co/Io5Rd8ojH6
@willscharf - Will Scharf
Hunter told his ex-wife that he couldn't pay alimony because he had to pay his taxes. But then didn't pay his taxes either. Switcheroo! (6/16) https://t.co/Dz1pcVC5Lc
@willscharf - Will Scharf
With the IRS and his accountant breathing down his neck, and hundreds of thousands in tax payments due, Hunter takes care of what's really important: His boat payment. (7/16) https://t.co/iZJHHlPouE
@willscharf - Will Scharf
Hunter *forgets* to tell his accountants about his forthcoming memoir that contradicts literally everything he is telling them about his business life and expenses: (8/16) https://t.co/0TgmAPaddd
@willscharf - Will Scharf
An excerpt from Hunter's memoir paints a picture of his actual entourage at a time when he was supposedly racking up hundreds of thousands of "business expenses" -- An "ant trail of dealers and their sidekicks . . . [and] [t]heir stripper girlfriends": (9/16) https://t.co/5PIWLZ4fQs
@willscharf - Will Scharf
Hunter pays $1,500 to a stripper, purportedly for "artwork." But Special Counsel Weiss has now confirmed that the stripper did not in fact provide hunter with any artwork. (10/16) https://t.co/2OA2YdR8dD
@willscharf - Will Scharf
Hunter's secretary gets very upset when she finds out that Hunter is paying random girlfriends and ex-girlfriends as much as he is paying her. Hunter also loses track of which girlfriends he's paying, and how much he is paying them. (11/16) https://t.co/dsIUfCXptP
@willscharf - Will Scharf
Now some practical advice: It's important to note that "bacchanal" expenses are not deductible business expenses. (12/16) https://t.co/xPycq7jiV9
@willscharf - Will Scharf
Flying a stripper out to see you is not a deductible business expense. (13/16) https://t.co/t3SSciBfbB
@willscharf - Will Scharf
Membership fees for a "sex club" are not deductible business expenses, even if you call the money a "golf membership deposit." (14/16) https://t.co/yHGEVtIuiC
@willscharf - Will Scharf
$27,316 in payments to a porn site are not deductible business expenses, even if you use a business line of credit to make the payments. (15/16) https://t.co/T1s1f0dn0J
@willscharf - Will Scharf
Post your favorites if I missed any good ones! (16/16)
@NotSolWalker - Not Sol Walker
Its an ALL BLACK N GAY Christmas at the biden Whitehouse with no Christmas music! LOL the most tasteless pieces of human garbage to ever be in the Whitehouse @FLOTUS
@jeremycarl4 - Jeremy Carl
1/ A 🧵 on Dorrance Dance, the dance company that produced the Hunger Games vibe video that Jill Biden shared with the world: Did you think, sweet summer child, that this group was featured by chance? 🤣🤣 Dorrance has radical, anti-white racist, anti-police politics. https://t.co/ieQ6CTZeIl
@jeremycarl4 - Jeremy Carl
2/ They feature petitions on their site to, among other things, "Defund the Police", "Stop ICE from Poisoning Immigrants" and a variety of other far-left causes https://t.co/qp1KNmnzDs
@jeremycarl4 - Jeremy Carl
3/ Of course, they also support prison abolition, BLM and the National Lawyers Guild whose members were so deeply aligned with the Communist Party during the Cold War that NLG was credibly accused of being a Communist front group. https://t.co/KNka3JAkmo
@jeremycarl4 - Jeremy Carl
4/ Michelle Dorrance, Dorrance Dance's radical white founder, touts the "never-ending struggle against systemic racism and white supremacy", discusses her "passion for revolutionary thought." and how "deeply embedded, white supremacy, racism and colonialism is in our culture." https://t.co/hgZ4YpHDx2
@jeremycarl4 - Jeremy Carl
5/ What does this mean in practice? Well, the site prominently features a quote from Angela Davis, former Communist Party Vice Presidential nominee and long-time radical left-wing activist and academic. Oh, and Davis spent some time on the FBI's 10 most wanted list. https://t.co/dijH4ZyCZI
@jeremycarl4 - Jeremy Carl
7/ Turns out Davis was good buddies with the Soledad brothers, who took control of a courtroom and killed Judge Harold Haley-- using weapons purchased by Davis just two days before. She was "acquitted" by a left-wing Bay Area jury and resumed her activist career. https://t.co/nWDO8eDtur
@jeremycarl4 - Jeremy Carl
8/ So keep in mind, for the left, there are no coincidences. It's always about how they can "radically transform the world." That's how the Biden regime celebrates Chrisrtmas. https://t.co/Weu6YgKcnA
@Milennial_con - Millennial Conservative ™️
Disgusting and cringeworthy, absolutely distasteful, pathetic, woke charade… As the White House unveils their Christmas displays! 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️ https://t.co/ShsSv8Joh1
@RitaPanahi - Rita Panahi
The Biden Whitehouse. He did say he was bringing decency back… https://t.co/86LbdCMPvO
@SULLY10X - SULLY🇺🇸
You know how I love to compare and contrast. 😂 Let’s compare and contrast the Christmas decor of Dr. Jill with that of The Greatest First Lady of All Times. There is literally a circus going on at The White House right now. #MelaniaTrump #JillBiden #Christmas #MakeAmericaGreatAgain
@OuztsPamela - Freedom luvin Girl!
The Biden administration has created "Sodom and Gomorrah" From his son sex tapes to gender ideology, gay sex in the Senate, Satan statues on display, military gender ideology, stealing women's luggage, topless at the Whitehouse, twerking for Easter and Hunger games for Christmas https://t.co/BWMvLN6JQ0
@iheartmindy - Mindy Robinson 🇺🇸
This year I'm started a new Christmas tradition with a retelling of an old classic...in this Conspiracy Truths: Special Christmas Edition. 🎄 I give you "The Night of the Election: by Mindy Robinson... ‘Twas the night of the election, and all over town. They said they stopped counting, and shut it all down. As poll watchers were sent home, with a Trump victory in hand. Others got busy, with a much different plan. Ballots showed up in vans, and wheeled up in bins. They even put up some cardboard, so we couldn’t see in. They hid ballots under tables, to pull out at night. Then ran them through on camera, till the numbers were “right.” On the news the next day, much to many’s surprise, It was like boxes of Biden votes, fell from the skies. “I thought they stopped counting!” The town folk decreed. How are all these just for Biden? That simply can’t be... People screamed fraud, all across town. “Votes switched on live TV!” “How can a count ever go down?” Social media silenced them, stating “voter fraud is rare.” Then suspended them all, before they could share. Legal elections are required to have transparency. We pick the President, not the fake news TV! So they packed up their bags, to head to DC. “We will rally for audits, and the truth we shall see!” During their protest, a riot broke out. it was used against the people, and all they were about. For years BLM and Antifa, had burned down buildings and more. But Congress only cared, when it came to their door. How dare you peasants think, you can walk through our halls. I don’t care if your taxes paid for it, you’re terrorists...all! They brought in armed troops, and put up razor wire walls. For the inauguration of, the “mOsT pOpULaR PReSiDeNt oF aLL." For weeks and than months, more proof trickled in. They started panicking, about what they had did. “These ballots are wrong!” The townspeople muttered. Nothing matches at all, with what we recovered. Town by town, state by state, others joined in. Only to discover... Trump really did win! “This election was stolen, we want a redo!” “This time on paper, and with ID too!” This era of corruption, finally came to an end. And the people were now able, to make America great again...again.
@iheartmindy - Mindy Robinson 🇺🇸
I had the toughest time trying to find the articles and news stories I had researched before online. Everything was hidden behind pages and pages of fake fact checkers that didn't debunk anything. This is NOT what innocent people do. Link to share: https://rumble.com/v434sbh-twas-the-night-of-the-election-by-mindy-robinson.html
@Harlan_RNC - Biden Hamas™🇺🇸
God, you can't pardon Biden! Because of the election interference he committed, destroy America, not the Vatican.#MerryChristmas Merry Christmas to everyone but Biden and his Democratic Party shit! https://t.co/iN7v1vUDBQ
@joyreaper - Joyreaper
#DementiaHitler lost in Delaware! Jill walks to the limo. Marine helps Joe find his way from the helicopter to the limo. Careful what you wish for! The Border Czar Cameluh would be President if Joe Biden gets too lost! https://t.co/p0F6maCg2j
@RNCResearch - RNC Research
Crooked Joe is almost an hour late for his "speech" in Wisconsin, which he'll slur through reading from a gigantic teleprompter. Pre-speech nap? Not good, Joe!
@TPostMillennial - The Post Millennial
The current scene outside the White House: Democrats rally, "Thank you, Joe! It's time to go!" https://t.co/Y2yasEIu9h
@BrandonStraka - Brandon Straka #WalkAway
“On that day I told you as I stood in that winter… we stood in a winter apparel… and a winter of possibilities. Apparel of possibilities.” What? https://t.co/Cb1XIJdflN
@ReturnOfKappy - Isaac’s Army
I am still trying to wrap my head around last night and Jill Biden coming out as a Panda Bear for the Halloween celebration.. Panda Eyes..👀 ? Then Joe literally goes on to bite 3-4 baby’s at the party… We are living in a sick world and their symbolism is on full display … https://t.co/JZAZiqUX2z
@nicksortor - Nick Sortor
🚨 NEW: Vengeful Jill Biden is urging a “depressed” Joe Biden to “burn the whole thing down” during their final days in office, per Daily Mail On the top of her “revenge list”? Obama, Kamala, and Pelosi I think we ALL saw this coming 🤣 The Bidens have snubbed the Pelosis from events, refused to even *look* at Kamala Harris in public, and apparently won’t return Obama’s phone calls. Jill Biden wants to make sure she punishes everyone in the Democrat party who forced her out and her husband out of power, and that’s fine by me!
@RandPaul - Rand Paul
It's that time of year again. Happy Festivus! I've got a lot of problems with you people! And now, you're gonna hear about it.
@RandPaul - Rand Paul
It’s hard to decide where to start these grievances. Every year, I think, there can’t be THAT many more can there? But when you’re surrounded by people in Congress every day, it’s not a problem at all.
@RandPaul - Rand Paul
Can you imagine deciding who you’ll be mad at on any given day? It’s almost impossible.
@RandPaul - Rand Paul
So here I am, and once again, I'm going to be playful, sometimes not so playful, and I'll be roasting the ruling class in Washington, DC. Because how else will you all get into the holiday spirit? Grab your eggnog, sit down near your tree, and prepare to see some chestnuts roasted.
@RandPaul - Rand Paul
Festivus has been a Holiday tradition for me for over 10 years, and I hope you’ve incorporated the airing of grievances into your family holiday time together. It really helps set the mood, I think.
@RandPaul - Rand Paul
It's hard to decide where to start this year. Fauci? Maybe. He may be gone, but he's not forgotten. Biden? Which one? Harris? Trump? CONGRESS? So many targets, so little attention span this morning. It might break 40 degrees here in Kentucky today, so this might all be canceled for golf.
@RandPaul - Rand Paul
Last year, I hoped that Congress would hold Dr. Fauci accountable. Though the House tried, he's still walking around a free man. Well, he's got two new major problems for Christmas this year — I'm the incoming chairman of the Senate HSGAC committee, and I have subpoena power to force him to turn over everything he's been hiding.
@RandPaul - Rand Paul
Even better, my good friend @RobertKennedyJr will be in charge of HHS and happily receive the subpoena for other documents. Do you think he might be happy to turn them over? Merry Christmas and Happy Festivus, Tony.
@RandPaul - Rand Paul
Speaking of people who got run out of town but won't entirely go away, Happy Festivus to former Speaker Kevin McCarthy! Kevin spent nearly $30 million trying to defeat conservatives who voted him out last year. But he only won one race when President Trump was also against his target. Basically, he completely and utterly failed. He lost races by 27 and 30 points. @SpeakerMcCarthy proved as bad at running campaigns as he did the House. But he's still on my TV!? WHY?
@RandPaul - Rand Paul
@RobertKennedyJr I noted last year that I would be roasting the next speaker and the gang who put him in power by this Festivus. As usual, I am right. I want to be the first to congratulate former @SpeakerJohnson, who will be gone before DC gets warm again.
@RandPaul - Rand Paul
@RobertKennedyJr @SpeakerJohnson Speaking of all the things CONGRESS does wrong, I've published my BRAND NEW 2024 edition of the Waste Report! https://www.theamericanconservative.com/the-paul-festivus-report-a-great-start-for-doge/
@RandPaul - Rand Paul
I was a one-man @DOGE before @DOGE was a gleam in the eyes of amped-up tech executives, and new media barons got behind the idea. Don't get me wrong, I'm VERY happy they're here. I passed along 2,000 pages of waste to @ElonMusk and @VivekGRamaswamy in the interest of curbing government waste. Now, they don't have to work too hard to find what I've already found.
@RandPaul - Rand Paul
Here are some of my favorites from this report, soon to become yours, @ElonMusk's, @VivekGRamaswamy's, AND @JONIERNST's. Ok, maybe not hers. I don't know who she thinks she's kidding. She's voted for every spending bill since she got here… Read more here: https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/3268603/rand-paul-2024-festivus-report/
@RandPaul - Rand Paul
@RobertKennedyJr @SpeakerJohnson @DOGE @elonmusk @VivekGRamaswamy @joniernst There's a lot more, and I'll be back in a bit to tell you all about it! We will talk about cabinet picks, the presidential race, Biden, Harris, more waste, and more Christmas and Festivus Cheer!
@RandPaul - Rand Paul
One thing that people should know, I tell jokes here, in case you weren’t here for other years. I welcome @joniernst to @DOGE, along with anyone else old or new to the massive problems our spending and debt are causing.
@TheBSTravelers - The Budget Savvy Travelers 🇺🇸🦅🏴☠️
@PapiTrumpo Inauguration Cake 😂 Did you hear that the Village People will perform YMCA at the inauguration and Trump's infamous garage truck will be in the parade? 100% confirmed! If you like these cake toppers for your inauguration cake, find them here: amzn.to/4fRP4OU #ad https://t.co/BoFH7oE8cz
@mollie_don - ❥❥❥ᗰoᒪᒪie❥❥❥
This is how Biden’s speech should have gone as it would’ve been more honest than what he spewed. 😂 I’m addressing you tonight from the Oval Office, the room I’ve spent the least time in. I have some significant news to share from earlier today. After months of indulging in ice cream and napping during overseas travels, President-elect Donald Trump intervened and managed to broker a cease-fire agreement between Israel and Hamas. Throughout the past four years, I’ve consistently failed the American people, and my Vice President, who betrayed me and sabotaged my re-election bid, has been a disgrace. My wife, Jill, is not a medical doctor, Hunter, my brothers, and I are criminals who have laundered money, engaged in inappropriate relationships, and now, after confessing the truth, I’m ready for a chocolate chip ice cream. Oh, and one more thing: I’m pardoning myself and my entire family. Thank you for believing my lies, America. So long suckers.
@BasedMikeLee - Mike Lee
We stood for and applauded Jill Biden—even as her husband was severely abusing his presidential powers—because she was the First Lady They sat silent as Melania Trump entered the chamber Not cool
@robbystarbuck - Robby Starbuck
Bernie Sanders just had the transgender singer of Against Me sing a song that says: "Does your God have a big fat d*ck? Cause it feels like he’s fucking me" and "Does he shoot wads of honey and c*m twice on Easter Sunday? This is who the Democrats are now. Pure evil. Other lyrics are somehow even more grotesque and anti-Christian. These people are insane. @BernieSanders is a lunatic and anti-Christian. Yes, this was at Bernie’s rally. This singer goes by the name Laura Jane Grace. Here’s more of the lyrics: "What’s his favourite position? Missionary? Magic bullet? We all give him no lover Just a hand and a mother Can he c*m a shotgun blast And shoot salvation up your a*s? Does he chew c*nt like bubblegum And give bl*wj*bs like a vacuum? Does his D go deep So deep it puts an a*s to sleep? Who’s the 6 to his 9 And what are his other kinks? If he grows all the trees Does he taste every peach? Is your god f*cking you and f*cking me? I know creation must get lonely After all he’s one and only And his son was so well hung I think the big man deserves one" This is what Democrats stand for now. Source: @StephenKentX
@GenXGirl1994 - GenXGirl
TRUMP TALKING ABOUT HIMSELF? “Merry Christmas to all, including the many Sleazebags who loved Jeffrey Epstein, gave him bundles of money, went to his Island, attended his parties, and thought he was the greatest guy on earth, only to “drop him like a dog” when things got too HOT” I’ll have more on this soon…
@GenXGirl1994 - GenXGirl
A little preview.
@hippyresident - 𝕻𝖆𝖓𝖓𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖌𝖆𝖙𝖔𝖗
@GenXGirl1994 https://t.co/wtA5qQ6Yzm