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@infowars - INFOWARS
The story isn't the Super Bowl. It's the propaganda surrounding the Super Bowl. https://t.co/Vo99lozBbC
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The speaker expresses their disappointment with the Super Bowl, stating that it has become more about propaganda than football. They criticize the strange and disturbing aspects of the event, such as performers wearing clown wigs and satanic symbols. The speaker also mentions their frustration with the commercials and the lack of originality in Hollywood. They discuss the cultural decline and the divide and conquer tactics being used. The speaker concludes by mentioning the controversial Jesus washing feet commercial and promises to discuss major geopolitical events that occurred during the Super Bowl.
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Speaker 0: Of course, like always, the story wasn't the game. It was the propaganda surrounding the game. I think it was Owen Shroyer 1776 on Twitter, Owen posting yesterday. When I grew up, you know, the Super Bowl is about football, And then it became about football with a heavy dose of propaganda. Now it's mostly propaganda with a little bit of football in between.
That's honestly how it felt. I'm sure I'm not alone amongst our audience in the Super Bowl being one of the only times I've watched TV for an extended period in a very long time. And let me just say, America is a Horrifying freak show. And everything about it is just it's just disgusting. It's just disgusting and awful.
And I part of me is sort of glad that I feel that way and glad that most people that I follow on social media seem to feel that way. Everybody just sort of Just viscerally disgusted at everything that they were seeing on TV yesterday. And that means that you're you're like a frog that's able to tell the water is hot. And you have avoided being slowly boiled in this cultural morass. Because most you realize most people, they they watch what happened.
Like, they watched the Super Bowl yesterday. They watched just everybody being a A tatted up weirdo. They see every just saw the all the weirdness, and, like, it doesn't even faze them. It they don't even know What they're seeing is so horrifying and wrong because slowly but surely all of these little pieces have been introduced to their lives, and they just accept each new horrifying advance in culture as inevitable and unquestionable and not even to be remarked upon. But when you're out of it for a while and then you jump into it, it's just like, what is this?
There's a video of, I guess a famous clown. I don't know. Who is Ice Spice? Is she a clown? She wears a clown wig.
Her hair is a clown hair. What is she a singer? Is she like Bozo, a famous clown? I I don't know, but she's wearing an upside down cross necklace. She's doing satanic hand symbols while Taylor Swift and Some other woman drink beer in a very performative way.
It's all just terrible. Like, it's, like, unbelievable. It legitimate is legitimately is unbelievable. My brother-in-law, who we're watching this with, I was like, what is who who is this? What what are they singing?
I'm like, oh, that's the black national anthem. And he's like, oh, right. Right. Wait. What?
He's just like, are you serious? Are you are you serious right now? He's, like, so mad. It's like, dude. Yeah.
You're you know, he's like a scientist. He's he's doing engineering constantly. He's not paying attention to pop culture. It's like, no. Yeah.
This has been around for a while. Yeah. There's a black national anthem, and it's not good. It's not good. Then I guess the white national anthem is Post Malone playing America the Beautiful.
That was also kind of weird, dressed up like a like a country singer. And, again, part of me is like, I don't even want my kids seeing this because it's just everybody like, the everybody's just a Freak. Like, they're all just freaks. I don't know how else to describe it. And, like, I you know, we got we got crew members here tatted up.
Cool tattoos. I I don't really have a problem with tattoos, but it's the face tattoos. It's the creepy teeth that are metal. It's just It's all just so weird, and part of me is like, I don't even want my kids seeing this. So I'm having nightmares about some Metal mouthed, tatted up weirdo tonight.
But the other hand, it's like, I can't walk him down the street either because that's how it looks in Austin anyway. So We're just surrounded by weirdos and freaks and psychopaths. It's all it's all very weird. And it made me think of the one of the first Super Bowls I remember, probably the first one I really remember. I think I was, like, 10, maybe 9.
And I remember just, like, watching the Super Bowl with all my all my bros in elementary school. We were so hyped about the Super Bowl that during halftime, we went out and Played football in the street. When we came back in, we'd learned there been some sort of wardrobe malfunction. And, of course, that was the Justin Timberlake and what's her name, Jackson. And I, like because we didn't see it.
I just I just I have such a distinct memory. We're at my friend Cameron's house. We're out playing football, came back in, and, like, a kid or 2 had stayed in there, like, oh, you missed. We saw boobs. There were boobs on TV while you guys were outside.
We were like, what? What? What do you mean? They're like, yeah, it was a wardrobe malfunction. I remember even at 10 sort of being like, having this awareness of, like, oh, everybody is lying.
Because then later, you see the video, and I just remember, like, because I had I didn't see it live. And then afterwards, heard, like, malfunction wardrobe malfunction. They're saying it was an accident. There something happened, and she accidentally was exposed, and it's very embarrassing. And then you watch the video, and it's Justin Timberlake just very clearly reaching over and ripping the shirt off on purpose in a choreographed way.
And I remember just being 10 years old and being like, oh, everybody is lying. Oh, everybody is pretending like this is an accident even though it is manifestly obvious to everybody watching that it was on purpose and preplanned and not an accident at all. It's just another so, you know, not only being 10 and having some sort of vague awareness that this was like a like a ceremonial thing. Like, I, you know, I'm still not even sure exactly what the what the purpose of it is. But to get, like, you know, all of America, you know, it's it's incredibly valuable cultural moment to, stop and yeah.
And there's the ripping off. And I remember, you you know, at 10 years old being like, that wasn't an accident. What the hell is everybody talking about? It's like, no. It was a it was a wardrobe malfunction.
Yeah. They're very sorry. Who who could have known that was gonna happen. And it's like, but the shirt just wears tassels around
Speaker 1: all the time.
Speaker 0: Right. Her she's like, like, that's it was so Obvious. The shirt had to be designed to come off like that. He reaches over and takes it off on purpose, obviously, and then she's got, like pasties covering her boobs. So, you know, it's just one of those times where it's like, oh, I don't I don't really get what's going on here, but I get that everybody is agreeing to lie about this.
I get that everybody is pretending to have not seen what we all just saw. Just odd more obvious you can possibly imagine. There's a rip off, and it's like, oh, oh my gosh. Well, like, oh, what a terrible accident that was. It was a wardrobe malfunction.
It's you know? So I just I wonder I wonder what formative memories are being formed in the minds of children who are watching whatever it was we saw last night in terms of the the cultural just cesspit we live in right now. And again, there's and again, I you know, god bless her. I literally Absolutely no idea, not even the slightest inclination to find out who Ice Spice is or why anybody pays attention to her. Who the hell knows?
It's a mystery as far as I'm concerned, and I don't want it explained to me. But why does she look like a clown? Why does she have a clown wig on what is that about? I wonder. Honestly, I don't know.
But it's all very sad. It's all very sad. This country we live in, I can only imagine to being older than I am. Because like I said, I mean, one of the first Super Bowls I remember was them ripping the shirt off, and I can only imagine being like my grandparents who grew up. My grandfather played in one of the first televised football games ever When he was at OU, and they televised a college football game, he was kicked out in the first, like, 2 minutes because he got in a fight with somebody.
So It's like a story in my family where it's like, yeah. It's like this big deal, a televised football game, the whole family gathering around to watch JD Compete, one of the first televised football games, and he has to go and get in a fist fight in the first five minutes and get kicked out. I can only imagine Having grown up watching football in the sixties seventies when it's all just Good, wholesome American fun. You sit down to enjoy the Super Bowl like you have for the last 50 years, and it's just whatever we saw yesterday. Just endless chaos.
Even, you know, they sing the national anthem. That was kinda nice. People stood. The shot of the guy weeping, that was impactful. That was nice.
And then immediately, It's a commercial for, like, a horror movie. I see my sister we're at my sister's house. So there's, like, 7 kids running around all under the age of 4. And, as soon as it comes on, the sister, like, sees what's happening and starts like, runs to the back of the room and is like, wow. Look at me.
Look at me. Look what doing I'm doing something crazy just to distract the kids because and all the kids are turning and looking at at my sister, and behind them On the TV is just like these whole these flashes of just like aliens, like, grabbing people's faces. It's just like, Why can we not? Why can my children not watch the Super Bowl? Why is watching the Super Bowl just means that you're gonna be bombarded with nightmarish psychological terrors.
Just what what is this country? Why does everything suck so hard, so bad? It's everything is just So ugly. The black national anthem. I mean, it's just it's just bad.
It's Who the hell is Highspice? Who else is Highspice? It's a damn good question, mister Trump. Yeah. The Black National Alliance, it's like it's all these, like, just incredibly fat black women just like just like doing these weird hand motions, and we're all just watching it just like Snickering just like, what is this?
It's like, this is this is bad. I don't know. It's just bad. And then, of course, jokingly referring to the the national anthem as the white national anthem. Actually, I said that on Twitter.
She was like, why are you playing into the to the divide and conquer? And it's like, no. I'm highlighting how stupid this is, How utterly ridiculous this whole faux, sincere, facsimile of dignity that's going on here. Whatever this this weird she's in, like, some she just looks like a middle schooler wearing her dad's Double breasted coat goes down to, like, her knees. I don't know.
And they all act so So soulful, like, oh, this is such an important powerful thing. It's like, no. You're just you're just participating in a divide yeah. This dude with this weird, like, huge gauges in his ears signing along. You know, this is on TV.
Right? You can just have subtitles. Deaf people can read. So what is the signing about? Just what it so So there's nothing sincere about this.
There's nothing dignified about this. There's nothing it's just it's a divide and conquer cultural Marxist, satanic ritual you're all participating in. So just stop it. Just stop. If we could just stop, that would be nice.
Anyway, yeah. There's news too. By the way, while the Super Bowl is actually happening, there were actually Major geopolitical events going on. So we'll get to those today. We won't spend the whole time on, the Super Bowl, but we will spend a pretty good amount of time on the Commercials after all.
I mean, it is. It is. It's one of these cultural sig very culturally significant events. We used to have a lot of them. We used to have several.
Right? It used to be like the Grammys and the Oscars and the Super Bowl, and everybody would tune in. It would be something that you talked about for a while, big cultural moments would happen. Now, you know, it's just nobody really even cares about the Oscar. Just like you just see, you know, a list stars slapping each other later.
You know, the next day, You see the video of Will Smith slapping the crap out of Chris Rockford insulting his just Thoroughly detestable wife, Jada Pinkett Smith. So, you know, nobody really cares about the Oscars anymore. They don't even pretend it's about art or film or culture. It's literally a, racial whatever. It's like, This is the best every everybody nominated for best actor has to be black.
That's the new rule. I was just like, okay. Alright. So I guess I'm not watching the Oscars anymore. I guess that's not a culturally significant unifying thing anymore where all Americans can come together to see glitz and glamour and act like we're in some sort of first world country.
Nope. Now it's just fist fights and racism. Wonderful. Good to see. So there's not so many anymore.
The Super Bowl is still, like, though the last remaining cultural event. So it's important. And the commercials are an event as well, and they were awful. And, you know, one of the things we're gonna talk about we're gonna talk about the the Jesus washing feet Commercial, that one, oh, boy. Are we gonna spin it?
We're gonna go frame by frame through that little doozy. So don't worry about that. But one of the weird things is, like, all the celebrities in the Super Bowl, they're all, like, 70 years old. All the celebrities that get trotted out is, like, Arnold Schwarzenegger, like Danny DeVito. You get that this is This is cultural death.
Right? Like, nobody cares about the young people anymore. That's why Taylor Swift is such a big deal right now. She's, like, the last remaining White pop star that anybody, like, actually cares about and actually has some semblance of talent. So it's just it's just kind of sad seeing all of the the celebrities you're supposed to get all excited about.
They're all, like, geriatric. They're all so old because for the last 20 years, nothing of cultural significance has come out of Hollywood or the music industry. It's just all trash. It's all remakes. I only watch about half the game, so I even get, like, half the commercials.
But the ones that I did see, You know, they're it's they're remaking, now they're making a a movie out of Wicked, which is the Broadway play. So, again, you know, it's a remake, a reimagining of an old film only with the bad guy as the protagonist. Wonderful. Great. That's what that's that's what we need.
Not not any sort of Fairy tale level good and evil, but, like, everything's gray. We don't we're not sure whether the bad guy is really bad or not. We don't know. Black actress playing a a tit titular role, I guess. So that's great.
You know, just harvesting movies from a 100 years ago at this point because we can't come up with anything original. And then you've got, like, Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes, which I guess is a prequel to a sequel, to a remake of an old movie. Right? The planet of the apes from the sixties or whenever got remade, And now they're now it's a franchise. Now it's a u now it's a cinematic universe, of course.
So, like, it's not just not original. Not original would be okay. You're remaking a movie. This is a prequel to a sequel to a remake of a movie. So that's that's nice.
Just how many layers of facsimile can you, Pound into it. So just, we just witnessed America's cultural death, just zombified cultural holdovers from the seventies. You know, at least at least Usher is only, like, 20 years out of date, Right? Doing the halftime show? At least only 20 years out out of date.
It's not it's not the Rolling Stones and the Beatles. We aren't having to go back 50 years to find something people actually enjoy. Only, like, 20 or so. Yeah. Just everything.
Everything. Everything. Did you
Speaker 1: hear Usher's halftime performance? Or
Speaker 0: I didn't. I didn't, and I frankly couldn't care less. And, of
Speaker 1: course like the mix they gave to the people watching the broadcast was pretty bad because It had a lot of the the mic'd up elements from the stadium.
Speaker 0: Oh,
Speaker 1: really? Yeah. It just wasn't I feel like Previous Super Bowl performances, they've given a better mix to the people watching the broadcast, and it sounded better. Soon, it was pretty tough.
Speaker 0: Yeah. I I've I kinda like it in double speed. In double speed, it looks very silly. Wait till we get
Speaker 1: to the part with the roller skates.
Speaker 0: Oh, no. There were roller skates? I literally could only stand to watch, like, half. And I mean, literally, it was like and I I feel like there were plays that happened during the commercial break. Was that something that other people noticed?
Where they would, like, come back from commercial break and the ball would have switched sides, and it's like, Well, wait. They were on 3rd down when we went to commercial break. What happened? I don't know if I'm the only one that noticed that or if that was I I mean, maybe I was missed it. But, like, And I'm not just complaining, like, there were too many commercials, but it was literally, like, you would see, like, a player to a football, and then there'd be A whole bunch of commercials.
Again, just watching it with 3 year olds, You're just like, what do what do these kids even think is going on? Do they have any idea? So it's one thing when it's like, okay. Here's a Here's a a football game that's, you know, and then it it goes commercial for a few minutes. So we're back in the football game where it's obvious that the football game is the thing that you're supposed to be watching.
But in this case, you'd get, like, 30 seconds of football, 2 minutes of commercials, 10 more seconds of football, 20 more minutes of commercials. Yeah. What it what is this? Oh, lord. Oh my god.
Straight from hell. Straight from the pits of hell. Okay. Alright. Alright.
Well, I guess we're gonna do your daily dispatch on the other side here. They're giving you
Speaker 1: Lord giving you a a kind of a preview of where you're gonna be if you don't wash everybody's feet.
Speaker 0: Oh, yeah. Oh, we're We are going to get into the feet washing. Good lord. We're gonna get into the feet washing. Just one of the most obvious.
I feel
Speaker 1: like that commercial makes Jesus out to have, like, a foot fetish or something. Yeah. Jesus was really in defeat.
Speaker 0: I mean, look. I'll give him credit. If they wanted people talking about this, people are certainly talking about this. Whatever this is, Whatever this message is, and we'll get into what the message actually is. And I see some people with very, very generous interpretations of what we're looking at here.
I you don't give them the benefit of the doubt. We're gonna actually look at what this message is actually conveying, who it's actually conveying the message to, and what they can possibly mean by saying Jesus didn't teach hate. Jesus didn't teach hate. He washed To feed, he gets us. All of us.
Oh, man. I should have ended this, segment with the video. Devin Stack from Blackpilled did a did a remake, a parody of that. Maybe we'll come in with the parody on the other side. We'll show it to you either way where it's just Christians literally washing the feet of demons because that's the message I got from it.
We'll do your daily dispatch on the other side. I'll stop rambling about, football enough to get to the actual news about Major decisions and major world events, geopolitical goings on that occurred while everybody was distracted during the football. And then we will return to ranting about the Super Bowl. Oh, we definitely will. That was a thrilling night of the American decline and collapse.
We all so what if people got this, heated up about, like, humanity being destroyed? Wouldn't that be something? Wouldn't that be Crazy.
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@stairwayto3dom - The Saviour
BEFORE AND AFTER ENOUGH IS ENOUGH 😭 #SuperBowlMassacre https://t.co/NgpNDm4gHY
@floridanow1 - floridanow1
@Alphafox78 Back when men were men and commercials were crazy funny Like this old Sopranos commercial...😂 https://t.co/Jv421i4KoJ
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Life is short, so try something new daily like dancing and connecting with the sea's silence. Rest your body, surprise old friends, exercise regularly, appreciate art, and try new things to change your life.
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Speaker 0: Life is short. Try to do something new every day. Dance. Try to dance as much as you can. Try to connect to the silence of the sea.
And whenever you can, try to give your body a good rest. Once in a while, try to surprise an old friend. I'm sorry. I know. Try to exercise on a regular basis.
A healthy body is a healthy mind. Learn to appreciate art. Try new things, and, yes, it will change your life.
@MyLordBebo - Lord Bebo
‼️ Old Coca Cola commercial! Can we go back to this pls? https://t.co/LSHHP29Lpx
@VideoGameHstry - Video Game History
Circuit City video game ads in 2008 when they still existed https://t.co/1BB5zsRjCg
@MrDablue - Blue
Who remembers this advert ? 😂😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/XJylYpQcBE
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Speaker 0: Thirsty. Toasty? Lemon. Lemon. Lemon.
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@jonnajarian - Jon Najarian
best 2025 Super Bowl ads. I'll start: https://t.co/a38BWkSesN
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I've got WeatherTech. For whatever comes your way, there's WeatherTech. 312, bingo. Don't worry, girls.
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Speaker 0: 3 12. Bingo. Don't worry, girls. I've got WeatherTech. For whatever comes your way, there's WeatherTech.
@EndTribalism - End Tribalism in Politics
Throwback to last year’s RFK Jr. presidential campaign Super Bowl ad that broke the internet. Crazy how much can change in just one year! https://t.co/phEgWM0ycu
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Kennedy. Do you want a president who's experienced and energetic? It's your decision. It's entirely up to you.
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Speaker 0: Kennedy. Kennedy. Kennedy. Kennedy. Kennedy.
Kennedy. Kennedy. Do you want a man for president who sees him through and through? A man who's old enough to know and young enough to do? Well, it's up to you.
It's up to you. It's strictly up to you.
Speaker 1: American Value twenty twenty four is responsible for the content of this advertisement.
@Keech74L - The Questionable Gardner
I found one of the DOGE Super Bowl ads. It leaked two decades ago. #SuperBowlLIX https://t.co/OO1yWQ6RSv
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Mitch, your break ended a while ago. Since Terry joined us, productivity jumped 46%. We're getting great results from our employees.
Richard, remember the cover sheet on those TPS reports!
But seriously, Terry's fit right in. What did you get? I wish we had a dozen more like Terry. You want to play around, Gene? No, it's daytime, time to work hard.
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Speaker 0: Hey, buddy. Break was over fifteen minutes ago, Mitch. And since Terry's been with us, our productivity has gone up 46%. We're getting more from our employees than ever before. You know you need a cover sheet on your TPS reports, Richard.
That ain't new, baby. Hey, Terry. Hey, Janice. Hey, Amy. But what's really impressed me is how Terry's become part of the Felcher family.
What the hell did you get I wish Reebok sent us 10 Terry Tates. You wanna play games, Gene? Woman, it's daytime. It's pain time, baby.
@IanJaeger29 - Ian Jaeger
BREAKING: The Super Bowl just played this ad promoting American patriotism and showing the Founding Fathers. Absolutely amazing. 🇺🇸🇺🇸 https://t.co/r2PKS4tIPX
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How did we rise? Together. Isn't unity the heart of this day, this incredible, sometimes frustrating journey we share? As we gather, we witness the energy of our culture in action. We honor the competition, the drive to win. Today, we celebrate the urgency, the excitement, the glory of this game – together. It's time, America, to come together. It's Super Bowl time!
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Speaker 0: How did we rise? The only way together. Isn't that union at the core of this day? And this glorious, chaotic, exasperating experiment that is us? As we convene with our circles today, as we witness a piece of our culture play out Energy.
Energy. Energy. We honor the ways these players compete so their teams might prevail. Today, we celebrate the urgency of now, the thrill of what's next, the glory of this game, and we do it as one. It's time, America, to huddle up.
It's time for the Super Bowl.
@jappleby - Jack Appleby
Wait, the Lilo & Stitch Super Bowl ad is SO GOOD. I love when ads actually tie to the moment https://t.co/Ees9rmqr1L
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There's a loose animal on the field—maybe a koala or a dog. Everyone's trying to catch it, but it's proving difficult. They're using trash cans, but it's escaping easily. One person is even trying to catch it with a cart. The animal is incredibly elusive, almost indestructible!
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Speaker 0: Sorry, folks. There's a breaking development. There's something down on the field. I see that too. What is that?
Looks like a koala or a dog or a They're all out there right now. They're trying to catch it. They're having a real hard time. They've got trash cans. This guy's got no chance.
I think they got it. Nope. Now he's gone and driving a cart. Uh-oh. Watch out for the door.
Oh. Oh. That thing is indestructible.
@jappleby - Jack Appleby
Okay, I laughed out loud at @Doritos' Super Bowl Ad Best part: FAN MADE. They brought back their old make our commercial contest, and the creators got $1 million! https://t.co/hcVnZ5tKKW
@jappleby - Jack Appleby
SEAL AS A SEAL. @MountainDew just dropped the most hysterical bizarre Super Bowl ad and I'm here for it https://t.co/o39CosVAzG
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Mountain Dew Baja Blast. Refreshing, with the perfect touch of tropical lime. That's what the label says, anyway. But honestly, this whole thing is bizarre. "A blast of tropical lime?" The seal on the can looks good, I'll give it that, but the rest? Doesn't make any sense to me.
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Speaker 0: Mountain Dew Baja Blast. Refreshing. It's kissed by the perfect amount of tropical lime. Well, this is the weirdest thing I've ever seen. Mountain Dew Baja Blast.
A blast of tropical line. Good looking seal. None of this made sense.
@jappleby - Jack Appleby
CHATGPT. WHAT. You just lit $7 million on fire. Worst Super Bowl Ad EVER. Imagine having one of the coolest tech innovations EVER and NOT SHOWING THE SUPER AUDIENCE WHAT IT ACTUALLY DOES. God, that is a horrible ad. https://t.co/yXOJfavPSC
@thomasbsauer - Tom Sauer
The Super Bowl ad America needs to watch https://t.co/8xCmCh7o5X
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Instead of idolizing celebrities, let's look to historical figures like Magellan. He circumnavigated the globe—that's true will and striving! Think of the possibilities: space exploration, mathematics, unlocking the universe's secrets. Life is full of beauty and incredible detail; tune into it and unlock your potential.
What are you doing during this challenging time? What are you doing to unlock minds? Unlocking someone's mind unlocks their soul.
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Speaker 0: Instead of looking up to Thomas Jefferson or or looking up to Nikola Tesla or looking up to to Magellan
Speaker 1: I mean, kids, Magellan's a lot cooler than Justin Bieber. He's circumnavigated with one ship, the entire planet. That's destiny. That's will. That's striving.
That's being a trailblazer and explorer. Going into space, mathematics, quantum mechanics, the secrets of the universe. It's all there. Life is fiery with its beauty. It's incredible detail.
Tuning into it. Unlock your inner potential. The shape of all those who wanna shutter your mind.
Speaker 0: Ask yourself, what are
Speaker 1: you doing in this time of great challenge? What are you doing to unlock minds? Once you unlock a mind, once you unlock somebody,
Speaker 0: then they can unlock their soul.
@BehizyTweets - George
Why is everyone saying the Super Bowl ads are boring? I'd rather have boring than disgusting content being shoved on kids. WE NEED BORING!
@j_bambrick - Jamie Bambrick
The Christian Super Bowl Ad They SHOULD Have Made (2025 Edition) Sadly the group known as 'He Gets Us' released another advert that missed the mark this year. Here's one that hopefully better reflects the true greatness to which Christ calls us. https://t.co/YA3H1ZKvrf
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I'll be your personal Jesus, someone to listen to your prayers, someone who's always there for you. If you're feeling lost and completely alone, remember that I'm here.
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Speaker 0: Your own personal Jesus, someone to hear your prayers, someone who's there. Feeling unknown, and you're all alone.
@jappleby - Jack Appleby
Man, the NERDS Super Bowl ad is a big miss. There's zero storytelling here whatsoever—just special effects and a mediocre cover song. Totally forgettable, for a candy that's supposed to be zany. https://t.co/7ViQhODY6y
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Nerds Gummy Clusters: a delightful fusion of two great things. Unleash your senses and experience the wonderful world of Nerds Gummy Clusters.
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Speaker 0: When two great things combined, it's a wonderful world. Nerds Gummy Plusters. Unleash your senses.
@BehizyTweets - George
This has to be one of the worst ads in Super Bowl history. Somebody out there actually wrote a check worth millions to create & air this. https://t.co/gPR1fUS5qi
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I hate you because I don't understand you, I need someone to blame, I'm following others, and I'm angry. I also hate you because I think you hate me.
It's terrible that we even need to make a commercial about this.
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Speaker 0: I hate you because I don't understand you. Because I need someone to blame. Because I'm just following others. Because I'm just angry. I hate you because I think you hate me.
Man, I hate that things are so bad that we have to do a commercial about it.
@nostalgiafkninc - Marlin, Esq
Super Bowl 2026 ads begin now https://t.co/08pE75nMri
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If I were a wildflower, I'd want you to be my honeybee; if a tall tree, my shade and leaves. I want you to be my bride, to stand by my side and stay with me, holding me close. If you were a river, your rumble would be my call; if winter, I'd be with you through the cold. I want you to be my bride.
If you were a wink, I'd be a nod; a seed, I'd be a pod; a kiss, a hug. If you were wood, I'd be fire; love, desire; a castle, your moat; an ocean, I'd learn to float. I want you to be my bride, to take my hand, stand by my side, and stay with me, holding me and swaying me like the sea.
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Speaker 0: If I was a flower growing wild and free, all I'd want is you to be my sweet honeybee. And if I was a tree growing tall and green, all I'd want is you to shade me and be my leaves. If I was a flower going wild and free, all I'd wanted you to be my sweet honeybee. And if I was a tree growing tall and green, all I'd wanted you to shade me and be my lead. All I want is you, will you be my bride?
Take me by the hand and stand by my side. All I want is you. Will you stay with me? Hold me in your arms and sway me like the sea. If you were a river and the mountains tall, the rumble of your water would be my call.
If you were the winner, I know it'd be the snow just as long as you're with me when the cold winds blow. All I want is you. Will you be my bride? Take me by the hand and stand by my side. All I want is you.
Will you stay with me? Hold me in your arms and sway me like the sea. If you were a wink, I'd be a nod. If you were a seed, well, I'd be a pod. If you were a floor, I don't wanna be the rug.
And if you were a kiss, I'd know I'd be a hug. All I want is you. You'd be my bride. Take me by the hand and stand by my side. All I want is you.
You stay with me. Hold me in your arms and sway me like the sea. If you were the wood, I'd be the fire. If you were the love, I'd be the desire. If you were a castle, I'd be your mode.
And if you were an ocean, I'd learn to float. All I want is you. Will you be my bride? Take me by the hand and stand by my side. All I want is you.
Will you stay with me? You hold me in your arms and sway me like a sea.
@jappleby - Jack Appleby
The @CoorsLight Super Bowl Ad is hysterical and so charming... but has just nothing to do with the brand. I love the sloths so much, but everyone's gonna say "did you see the sloth commercial?" and forget which brand made the ad. https://t.co/lNr67H0SyQ
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Happy Monday! Coors Light helps you chill out and conquer even the toughest Mondays. Get a case and let's beat those Monday blues together.
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Speaker 0: Happy Monday. What did you aim last night? Monday, Monday. So good to me. Monday Tomorrow, we'll all have a case of the Mondays.
So Coors Light made a better case to help you chill. Get a case of the Mondays.
@stillgray - Ian Miles Cheong
Wokeness isn’t dead yet. They ran this ad during the Super Bowl. https://t.co/YYQnBRyUXM
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Let's get this straight: my best friend, Girl, versus my best friend, Brad (that's me!).
I can read, and guess what? I won! Girl, you got beat! Dinner's on you. That's what I'm talking about!
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Speaker 0: Let's settle this once and for all. Your best guy Girl. Whatever. Versus our best guy, the Brad. I'm Brad.
I can read. There you go. You got folded up, Brad? Dinner. Okay.
Okay. That's what I'm talking about.