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@PapiTrumpo - il Donaldo Trumpo
WHO DID THIS??😂😂😂 https://t.co/VfDiA8J3a8
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I'm here to address any valid questions from Chairman Comer and the House Oversight Committee at a public hearing. My purpose is to prevent the committee's unjust investigations into my family from moving forward based on false information, manipulated evidence, and falsehoods.
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Speaker 0: I'm here today to answer at a public hearing any legitimate questions chairman Comer and the house oversight committee may have for me. I'm here today to make sure that the House Committee's illegitimate investigations of my family do not proceed on distortions, manipulated evidence, and lies.
@CartlandDavid - Dr David Cartland
Who did this??? https://t.co/cdq5p5sghC
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The speaker provides a satirical overview of the UK, highlighting various controversial aspects. They criticize the feudal system, the Conservative party, and the media's influence. The upcoming election is mentioned, with expectations of populist tactics, distraction techniques, and voter disenfranchisement. The speaker also mentions the failures of the current government, including austerity measures and various social issues. They discourage sharing the video or informing voters about tactical voting. The speaker concludes with a sarcastic invitation to visit the UK.
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Speaker 0: UK, home to iconic British destinations, Bellend, Penistone, Fingering Herbs, Shitterton, and, of course, Twat, As well as to an array of ancient reptiles, poisonous parasites, and this haunted Dickensian lamppost. The UK operates under the feudal system with persons belonging into whichever job center has their file. Once they can be rented at rates so low, they can barely afford to eat and heat their homes. Government is run by Tory scum, the legally approved term for Servitive party members whose job is to conserve obscene amounts of land and wealth in as few hands as possible. A cabinet of Tory scum is known as useless Fuck pigs, according to one of them.
Notable fuck pigs include the fuck pig who said old people should die, fuck pig who wanted to choose who should live or die, fuck pig who said homelessness is a lifestyle Our choice, fuck pig who lost to a lettuce, pig fuck a fuck pig, and of course, our fuck pig in chief. The Tories' gumpfuck pig's key policy is distraction. Acting the pearls with a series of bogeymen, grokles, immigrants, straight bananas, all with the help of a media that's almost entirely owned by just a handful of con companies. Every 5 years, The UK holds a symbolic ritual called an election, in which peasants are forced to use an archaic voting system called fought past the post that lets them choose whether to Be fought by toy scum or by the toy scum like party. This is an especially exciting time to visit the UK because here at the British government, We're just about to announce the next election, and here's some of the bullshit you can expect to see.
Populous wank, a deal with Rwanda, a minister for common sense, Stoking a culture war. Anything to distract from the soaring poverty, food, and energy prices we're doing dick all about. Fake scandals. Remember that time Labour was unelectable because this guy ate a sandwich? Bitch, our media's so good at helping lower the entire nation's IQ, an essential requirement for voting Disenfranchisement.
If you notice young people not being able to vote against us on Action day. Great. That's our recent voter ID laws working just as intended. Amnesia, our trusted favorite, where we pick a new slogan and ask voters to pretend we're not the exact Same party that's presided over 14 years of utter fucking failure, including killing a shit ton of you with austerity, reduced life expectancy, increased homelessness, ness, and childhood poverty, collapse of the justice system, and the NHS, criminal levels of deregulation, a privatized shitshow that's profiting by shitting on you, and all over our rivers and coastline, and this chit show, wrecking the fishing industry, filling out farmers, local government bankruptcies, endless strikes, unaffordable housing, a failing transport system, and climate policy, and reducing Sing the incomes of the poorest Britons to the level of approximately Slovenia. Tories.
With a government like this, who needs terrorists? The only way British voters can hope to surmount all these challenges during election season is by knowing about them in advance. So do not share this video with them. And whatever you do, do not tell them about this site, which shows them how to vote tactically in each seat. Tactical voting is the only Spectral tool the British peon has to circumvent our munted voting system.
Recent by elections show that it works at kicking out Tory scum, so we're very much Shitting ourselves about that. And if we do lose the election, don't worry. We've already salted the earth by selling anything that could be used by the next government to benefit the country, such as this land Up for HS 2. Just a parting gift to remind everyone what massive cunts we are. Forever.
Visit the UK. Fuck you.
@LynkLuv - Jenna Fredo
@MarioNawfal Yikes. 😳 https://t.co/zh9F05nLu4
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They are having a blast like in the movie "48 Hours" with Usher for the next 48 hours. Usher was under the speaker's guardianship during his first album. They plan to go wild and get grills in the next 48 hours.
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Speaker 0: Seen the movie 48 hours. Right now, he's having 48 hours with Diddy, him and his boy. They're having the times of their lives, like like like, you know, where we hanging out and what we doing. We we can't really disclose, but, it's definitely a 15 year old's dream. You know, I I have been given custody of him.
You know, he signed to Usher.
Speaker 1: I'm signed to
Speaker 0: I I had legal guardianship of Usher when when, you know, he he did his first album. I did Usher's first album. I don't really I don't have legal guardianship of him, but for the next 48 hours, he's with me. So, and, yeah, and and we're gonna go full, buck full crazy.
Speaker 1: We're going crazy.
Speaker 0: Crazy.
Speaker 1: I'm taking this out tonight.
Speaker 0: What you wanna do? What you wanna do over the next 48 hours? Hours?
Speaker 1: 48 hours. Let's go, are we gonna let's just go get some grills. Let's go and get some grills.
@SaltyGoat17 - SaltyGoat
Who did THIS?!?👇🏻🤣🤣 https://t.co/3DyFiKtFkN
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Adam Schiff describes a robbery by a one-armed Russian man, while others blame Donald Trump. They vow to capture Trump, launch investigations, and indict him for the crime. The situation is declared a state of emergency, with calls for Trump's imprisonment. The speakers express fear and determination to bring Trump to justice.
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Speaker 0: Congressman Schiff. Yeah? Can you tell us about the robbery?
Speaker 1: It was horrible. I'll never be the same after
Speaker 2: this It wasn't me. It was a 1 armed man. Did you see your attacker? No.
Speaker 1: It happened so fast, but the wizard boy told me it was a Russian robber.
Speaker 2: Honey, did somebody order a pizza, pasta, and hot dogs? Wait. Wait. A Russian robber like he was in a hurry?
Speaker 1: No. A Russian robber from Russia.
Speaker 2: This is truly the darkest day in American history. I wasn't there, but I could've, like, almost died. Did you know the robber would, like, totally try and date me. I've never heard of anything like this happening in California. It was dropping that racist truth.
PIX voted back.
Speaker 1: I know what it feels like to be eating heroin. This kind of stuff that doesn't happen here.
Speaker 0: California is the safest
Speaker 2: place on Earth. Haven't you seen my district?
Speaker 1: I'm still trying to put the pieces of my life back together. I can't sleep. I can't eat. Well, except for the hotdog's pasta. But the doctor says I'm unfixable.
Speaker 0: So there I was. Riding my what? Cut cut. So there I was, riding my bicycle in San Francisco. And all of a sudden, I saw Donald Trump stealing Adam Schiff's suitcase.
Speaker 2: I knew it was Trump all along. Things like this just don't happen in California. You know, I had a feeling it
Speaker 0: was Trump, but I just didn't wanna say anything.
Speaker 2: Trump need to be thrown in jail for the rest of these laughing idiots. We have breaking news. Twice impeached, 4 times indicted, not your president Donald J. Trump. Viciously robs congressman Adam Schiff in California and then brags about it on true social.
See here, I'm declaring a state of emergency. America is just just not safe with this maniac on the loose.
Speaker 1: My
Speaker 2: my team and I are gonna work around the clock. Until Trump is captured.
Speaker 0: I have launched a fully funded taxpayer investigation into Trump's California smash and grab. We will not rest until Trump is in jail.
Speaker 2: Today, I'm announcing the indictment for Donald J. Trump for his criminal behavior in California. Me too.
Speaker 0: Me too. So am I.
Speaker 2: Is this what Trump is doing to pay for his lawyer fees? Stealing innocent people's luggage? Cribbons like this don't belong in America. I tried to warn you. Dictator Donald Trump belongs in prisons already years ago.
Donald Trump grabbed me by the luggage. He grabbed me by the luggage too.
@PapiTrumpo - il Donaldo Trumpo
WHO DID THIS???🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/BilhZwQDVb
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Sometimes you have to confront the presidential nominee of your party and speak your mind directly to them.
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Speaker 0: Presidential nominee of your party? Well, sometimes you just have to talk to her and spit on that thing. You know?
@simonateba - Simon Ateba
Who did this? People can be very wicked! Not nice! https://t.co/2ANP81JNVl
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Donald Trump has been projected to become the 47th president of the United States.
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Speaker 0: Decision desk can now officially project that Donald Trump will become the 47th president of the United States.
@libsoftiktok - Libs of TikTok
Guys I think I broke AOC https://t.co/Z3nhg8m4kR
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You're going to do a Roman salute behind the presidential seal? It's not over as long as we don't give up. Libs of TikTok reacted strongly when I called Donald Trump a rapist, expressing their outrage on Twitter. I told them I don't care about their feelings. Supporting a rapist is their choice, not mine. They even made threats to my office, but I remain unfazed. I don't care.
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Speaker 0: I like you're gonna do a sig hail? You're gonna do a hail Hitler or their rebrand, a Roman salute from behind the presidential seal of the United States of America, it's on. It's on. And what is so important for us to understand is that as long as we don't give up, it's not over. It's not over.
It is not over. Libs of TikTok started crying because because I said over the weekend that Donald Trump is a rapist, and they went on Twitter and they went, oh, boo hoo hoo. And I said, basically, f you. Cry more. I don't give a shit.
Like, you wanna support a rapist? That's on you. That's on you. But I don't, and they wanted to call in all of these threats into my office, most other stuff. I don't give a damn.
I don't give a damn. I don't give a damn.
@breeadail - Bree A Dail
Who did this?! https://t.co/IjolGEwQ6C
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The speaker strongly dislikes a movie trailer, stating they would walk out even if watching on a plane. They criticize the casting, saying Rachel Zegler "looks like a medieval squire boy."
The speaker claims Marvel has lost $237,000,000 and suggests Disney is declining in quality, quipping that Disney used to make people famous, but now "it ends acting." They joke that Disney might turn Mickey Mouse into a dolphin. The speaker concludes that the trailer makes them feel emotionally rewarded.
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Speaker 0: If I saw this movie on a plane, I would still walk out. This trailer makes me wanna sit on the TV and look at my couch. I paid nothing to watch this trailer, but I one hack. Rick was a bold choice. Rachel Zagler looks like a medieval squire boy.
Marvel's lost $237,000,000. No white. Hold my beer. Disney used to make people famous. Now it ends acting It's Hollywood, baby.
I'm Michael Jordan. At this rate, Disney are gonna make Mickey Mouse a dolphin. This trailer makes Erby and Phil emotionally rewarded.
