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@jbranninglaw - Jenifer Branning
Merry Christmas to all from the Branning family! We wish everyone a blessed and joyous holiday. - Chancy, Jenifer, Ethan, Ellis & Evan https://t.co/j0qieK2r0l
@jbranninglaw - Jenifer Branning
Happy Thanksgiving from the Branning family! https://t.co/vOXTTjJvoD
@VP - Vice President Kamala Harris
From our family to yours, happy Thanksgiving. https://t.co/Nhifx0sHi5
@JUSTcatmeme - Mittens
Happy Thanksgiving!!! https://t.co/FmBMrYJLlX
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If you don't have one of these for Christmas, I'm not coming. I’ve got some potatoes on it, but if you don’t have this, I’m out. Is it Timna? Where’s Footsie? I’m flipping the top, but my cousin makes it better. If you don’t have one of these, I’m not coming for Thanksgiving either. This isn’t anything like what Kurt made before.
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Speaker 0: Good. No. What's wrong with you, Riley? Uh-uh. If you ain't got one of these for Christmas You ain't got nothing.
Ain't coming. I ain't coming. Good old coons. I got some taters on it. I ain't coming.
You ain't got one of these. I'm not coming. Is it Timna? Is it Timna Barton? Yeah.
That's right. Uh-uh. And you got oh, no. Where's Footsie? Uh-uh.
I'm flipping the top. But look at that. Now you had a footsie. My cousin cooked some better than this. Yeah.
If you ain't got one of these, I ain't coming on you. For Thanksgiving, for Baby, enough. Baby, this ain't ain't nothing like what what Kurt did before.
@HiRezTheRapper - Hi-Rez The Rapper
Trump Dropped A Christmas BANGER! 🔥😂 https://t.co/5rYP81Wqfa
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In this video, Trump and Don express their Christmas wishes. They criticize politicians, including Nancy Pelosi, and express their desire for America to come before foreign interests. They mention wanting to repeal Obamacare and criticize Joe Biden. They also express their desire for Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and Joe Biden to be imprisoned. They mention the justice system and the lack of convictions related to an island. They express their wish for cheaper gas and a safer border. They mention Elon Musk, Steve Bannon, and other conservative figures.
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Speaker 0: It's your boy, Trump and Don, back at it again on a Christmas song. Nick, Santa Claus, Santa. The big guy, not the big guy you're thinking about. The nasty Nancy inside trading, San Fran is decaying, ing. Homeless people pooping on the slide where kids are playing.
Sentinel and heroin and pedophiles praying. Start another foreign warren, you're the one who's paying. All I want for Christmas is these politicians To put America before their foreign vested interests. No more communism, repeal Obamacare. Ain't no more Joe Biden always falling up the stairs.
All that was for Christmas is cheap Guess they'd subbed me tweets. CNN goes out of fishnets in MSNBC. To you. If the government shutdown, we'd probably have world peace. Until then, we're stuck with the expense of milk and World War III.
All I want for Christmas Is Hillary Clinton dead? And Barack Obama and Joe Biden put in prison. All them already weaponizing their justice system. That's why no one that was on that island got convicted. All I want for Christmas is some cheaper gas, but that will require me time traveling to the best.
All I want for Christmas is a safer border, Hard to destroy the gray reset and new world order. All I want for Christmas is cheap If the government shutdown, we'd probably have world peace. Until then, we're stuck with the expansion. Nail can't grow war 3. Shout out Elon, the the chief nerd, Steve Bannon, salty cracker, dumb, Toure, conservative, Don Junior, and David Harris Junior, the The juniors as they like to call
@Thekeksociety - DR. Kek
D I D YOU KNOW THIS ABOUT C H R I S T M A S ? COMMENT 👇 https://t.co/3vyDT6VDcJ
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Viewer discretion is advised as the speaker discusses the origins of Christmas. They explain that Christmas evolved from the Roman holiday Saturnalia, which involved gift-giving, drunkenness, and mistreatment of women. The Protestant church outlawed Christmas until the 1800s. The speaker also mentions that Christmas has pagan origins, with worshipers of the god Molech sacrificing babies during the winter solstice. They connect the tradition of sitting children on Santa's lap to this dark history. The speaker further explains that Santa Claus was originally seen as demonic, and the "ho ho ho" laugh came from a figure called Robin Goodfellow, associated with the devil. They criticize the celebration of Christmas as a distraction from societal issues like government corruption, brainwashing in schools, and economic struggles.
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Speaker 0: Now you
Speaker 1: can stay if you want, but viewer discretion is advised. Y'all over here participating in ritualistic, satanic, sensualized traditions and don't even know it? And, yes, I was that kid crying on Santa's lap. Because why does this man know what I'm sleeping and know when I'm awake? Basically, omnipresent.
I'm in the shower thing. He's gonna know if I don't scrubbing between pinky toe enough. And that's kinda weird to me. Y'all do know in the 1800, Christmas was forbidden, deemed sacrilege, and the original version was even banned in ancient Rome. I'm a let Huey explain.
Speaker 0: The truth is Christmas evolved from the Roman holiday Saturnalia, a winter festival where men gave gifts to each other. They also would get drunk, have sex with each other, and beat their wives. People would act so crazy on Christmas. The holiday was outlawed by the Protestant church until the 1800.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's not the darkest parts of the origins of it. Let's keep going. Yeah. Christmas was forbidden, deemed sacrilege. Let's ask Jehovah's Witnesses why they don't celebrate These festivals are massively contaminated by pagan customs, so we know that it's originated from a pagan holiday.
Right? During the winter solstice, you know, December 5th. There were worshipers of a pagan god named Molech, and babies were offered as sacrifices. The statue was made of brass, and burning fire would be in it. And the babies would sit in the hot brass arms of Molech while the child is arsoned to death.
They would beat drums to cover up the screams. And while this would happen, and the parents would have a list of wishes that they wanted for the year. So that whole thing of sitting your kids on Santa's lap and taking pictures with them while they're crying, remember where that came from. Now let's talk about center clause, Old Saint Nick. Old Nick means the devil, Satan.
Before Christmas was actually created by Clark Clement Moore, prior to 18/23, Santa Claus Christmas didn't really exist like that he was more demonic. Oh, yeah. And that ho ho ho laugh came from a half man, half stag, you know, with horns and stuff called Robin Goodfellow. Robin in medieval terms also means devil. He would take kids away on that whole goat situation with children and defeat.
Not to mention that people are engaging and spending all of this fake printed money, and don't take the credit for it, knowing what this government is doing to us as citizens. Because it's a jolly town, we forget about the bad conditions of this country. The fake news. Fake food, paying for water, trafficking, corruption, tyrannized laws, Brainwashing of our children being sent to school to learn how to be slaves. Tyranized laws, inflation of even just trying to survive.
Working jobs that put us on autopilot for 6 ears. Code switching like we're robots to serve people who spit in people's face and throw food. Grown adults who misdirect their dramatic emotions to teenagers over straws and barbecue sauce. So I get why y'all trying to celebrate these pagan holidays to take the pain away from these messed up conditions of this laboratory rate of consciousness that is affecting our conditions.
@TheEyes2022 - Doctor Dr McHonk-Honk
Need a new Christmas song.🤣🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/8tZ80szZ52
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My friends are affected by climate change, but they're fortunate to have received vaccinations. I've made money from vaccinating livestock. Let's have a party tonight, but you'll need a vaccine pass. We've booked a DJ who will play PC Christmas songs. The dress code is latex puppy headwear. We're facing multiple health issues like COVID, flu, and monkeypox. We need a lockdown until we have a booster vaccine. Vaccinating against gullibility will help people wake up. The vaccines may not always work. I'm excited for the new year and the new climate laws. Merry Christmas to everyone.
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Speaker 0: My friends are dropping. All right, Bee. They've all been struck by climate change. It would've been worse if they hadn't had their jib jabs. You fucking morons are so deranged.
I've made a fortune from jabbing livestock. I've had a seizure. I'm to Axe to the max. We're gonna have a party tonight. I'll be standing at and you're asking for your vaccine pass.
Take your party up your eyes. I've booked a DJ, a black Trans Ukrainian. Them will be playing PC Christmas songs. There's a dress code. It's latex puppy headwear.
A fucking freak show of chubby Raymond and songs. We're on the verge of a hex epidemic. COVID, flu, strep a, monkeypox, climate heart attacks, and gullibility. We need a We could break a lockdown, baby. We need people like you to shut the fuck up, Leonard, just until we have a hexavalent boost in monkey delay.
If you Vaccinate against gullibility. People will wake up surely. The vaccines won't work. They never do. Oh, yeah.
We're going to have a party tonight. Right. I'm going to find a girl. Trans or just an actual girl who'll kiss by candlelight. Unless she's Tribes, I'm so excited for the new year.
Climate law, doids on a brand new strip, x, eating wood lice because cow fatted the planet. Merry Christmas, you stupid twice. Merry Christmas, everyone. Smush, everyone.
@PrinceAdamSays - Prince Adam
A Leftist Christmas https://t.co/YUiVzKHudJ
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We are setting up Christmas decorations for 2020. We place an ethnically accurate Jesus next to Father Mary and Mother Josephine. The three wise people, who are genderless, ride bird scooters. Tig Notaro is also included for some reason. Lastly, we have a little drummer.
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Speaker 0: All right. Time to put up the 2020 Christmas decorations. 1st, ethnically accurate Jesus goes right here next to Father Mary and Mother Josephine, followed closely by the 3 genderless wise people on their bird scooters, Tig Notaro for some reason, And of course, the little drum of them, because God forbid we call a boy a boy.
@Partisangirl - Syrian Girl 🇸🇾🎗
Christmas greetings from the holy land. Have you begun festivities with your family yet? https://t.co/R5eA4GGNmP
@PapiTrumpo - il Donaldo Trumpo
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!🎄🎄🎄
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The president and I wish all Americans a Merry Christmas. Christians celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ and spread love to others. We are grateful for our military, police, and law enforcement who keep us safe. We pray for our service members away from home and hope for peace among nations. The Trump family wishes everyone a joyful Christmas and a happy new year.
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Speaker 0: The president and I want to wish each and every American a very Merry Christmas.
Speaker 1: At this sacred time of year, Christians celebrate the birth of our lord and savior Jesus Christ and rejoice in his love for every person. We give thanks for the millions of Americans who come together to care for others with compassion and bring the warmth and bliss of this holy season to our families, our friends, our neighbors, and to those in need.
Speaker 0: As we gather with loved ones this holiday, Americans across this land are grateful for all the men and women in uniform who keeps us safe, our military, our Our police and everyone in law enforcement.
Speaker 1: We say a special prayer for those military service members stationed far from home, and we renew our hope for peace among nations and joy to the world, on behalf of the entire Trump family, we wish everyone a joyous and merry Christmas and a very happy, happy new year.
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Team @Ripple and the #XRPArmy have shown their unity and determination in the face of challenges. The power-hungry money cartel has no limits in their pursuit of dominance. From 2017 to 2023, the redistribution of power and wealth has revealed the destructive nature of greed. A better world is on the horizon as the current oppressive forces meet their end. Merry Christmas to all, and may we find harmony and enlightenment on earth. #KUWL
@KuwlShow - Rob Cunningham | KUWL.show
Against all odds, driven by principle, fueled by virtue, and fearless in pursuit of destiny, Team @Ripple and the #XRPArmy demonstrated “United We Stand” for all the world to witness. The most entrenched, power hungry, godless money cartel continues to prove there is NO REDLINE they will not cross. Money is their god, and in pursuit of world domination, they will, and have done, anything for their god. Re-distributing power, rights, wealth and liberty from the sadistic few to all of mankind, from 2017 thru 2023, has perfectly illustrated this undeniable, immutable truth; “For the LOVE of money is the root of ALL evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows.” A more glorious, prosperous, abundant and free world awaits. The debt, tax, regulation, propaganda and war fighting robber barons of today have reached their ultimate demise. Merry Christmas, @X World. May faith, peace, joy, love, knowledge, understanding and wisdom reunite us all to live again on earth as it is in heaven. #KUWL
@SkeemSaam3 - OFFICIAL Skeem Saam 12
Skeem Saam wishes you a Merry Christmas and a wonderful festive season!🥳 🎄🎅 Lots of love from the Kunutu Family! #SkeemSaam https://t.co/0IqO2hDRIc
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Wishing all Skinsa viewers a Merry Christmas! Remember to drive safely, enjoy your time at home, and avoid drinking and driving.
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Speaker 0: You Christmas to all the viewers of Skinsa. Drive safely and enjoy your home base. And don't drink and try.
@PapiTrumpo - il Donaldo Trumpo
HAD TO SAY IT!!!😂😂😂 https://t.co/WyEqNxvsqR
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The speaker claims that the people running the country are stupid and lack common sense, adhering instead to an ideology. The speaker singles out Kamala, asserting that every place she has been involved with has deteriorated.
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Speaker 0: These people are stupid people that are running our country. They don't have any common sense. They believe in an ideology. And if you look at Kamala and you look at what she's done to every place she's touched has turned to shit. Every single place she's touched.
After so.
@nbcsnl - Saturday Night Live - SNL
so which santa is it gonna be? https://t.co/jewdoJ6Tnd
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Welcome to Santa's Village! This year, we have two Santas to choose from. Which one would you like for a cherished photo?
We want to see the white Santa, please.
Why two Santas? It cuts the wait time in half.
What should grandma do with the picture?
We just remembered we're Jewish.
Hi, we're here to meet Santa.
You can choose between two equally qualified Santas.
One Santa is busy, while the other is on a Zoom meeting.
I’ll wait for the busy one.
I’ll choose the Black Santa.
Please don’t call me Blanta.
It’s embarrassing that some can’t imagine Santa as anything but a straight white man.
Well, you’re in luck! Here’s Santa number three.
Hi! Ho ho ho!
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Speaker 0: Welcome to Santa's Village. Is everyone ready to get their picture taken with the big guy?
Speaker 1: Yep. It's Claire's first time.
Speaker 0: This year, we're doing something a little special. This year, we have 2 Santas to choose from. Hope. Hope. Poor New Year.
Oh, cool. All you gotta do is tell me which Santa you wanna go to.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. What?
Speaker 0: Which Santa do you want your daughter to get a picture with? A picture you'll cherish for the rest of your life. So Santa number 1 or Santa number 2? What is your preference? I guess, I don't know.
The regular one. Regular? Regular as opposed to extra crispy? You're gonna need to be a little more specific than that. The white one.
What was that? Couldn't quite hear you. We want to see the white Santa Claus, please. That is shocking right this way. Who's next?
Speaker 1: Hi. Yeah. I'm sorry. Why are there 2 Santas?
Speaker 0: Well, it's the busiest time of year, and this cuts the wait time in half. Aren't you happy there's 2 Santas? Yeah. Much more convenient. Thank you for doing this to us.
Okay. Okay. Time to decide. What do you want grandma to do with the picture? Do you want her to put it on the fridge or in the garage?
We so what sand is it gonna be? We just remembered that we're Jewish. Come on, gang. Alright. Alright.
A and a Lew Wasserman to you too.
Speaker 1: Hi. We're here to meet Santa.
Speaker 0: Well, we've got 2 equally qualified Santas to choose from. Take your pick.
Speaker 1: I don't know. They, both seem great.
Speaker 0: Well, they're only well, you know, they are, but only one seems to be getting all the work. That's right. One Santa's been busy all day, and the other Santa is so free, he's on a Zoom meeting.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't want to interrupt his meeting, so we'll just wait for the other one. Okay. Well, I just want to say, I will be choosing the black Santa. I see you, Blanta.
Speaker 0: Blanta is not a thing. Please do not call me that.
Speaker 1: I am just so embarrassed by these small minded people who can't even imagine Santa being anything other than a straight white man. In fact, if there was a queer female Santa, I would choose them.
Speaker 0: Well, you're in luck because they're here. Say hi to Santa number 3.
Speaker 1: Hi. Ho ho ho.
@nbcsnl - Saturday Night Live - SNL
a simple secret santa gift, yet so much more https://t.co/I3V8u9VNzF
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I made you into a Simpsons character using an app called Simsify.
That's hilarious! Thank you, Trevor. It's the best gift ever.
Next, I opened my gift—a jump rope. I panicked, but I like it, even if I can't use it for a while.
What would my job be in Springfield?
Maybe you're the medical director.
Wrong! I'm a dance teacher at Bart's school, and he likes me because I see potential in him.
I opened tampons—great, now I won't have to buy new pants.
I'd avoid Homer; he's not a good guy.
I think he hits Marge.
In my episode, Bart comes to my dance class upset, so I go to Marge and realize she's been hurt. I decide to find Homer, probably at Moe's with Barney.
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Speaker 0: Okay. What am I looking at?
Speaker 1: Well, not to out myself as your secret Santa, but I made you into a Simpsons character.
Speaker 0: You made me into a Simpsons character? So I'm, like, in the show now? Well,
Speaker 1: no. I just made it using an app called Simsify. You send in a photo, and they make it look like you're in the Simpsons.
Speaker 0: I've been Simsified. That that's hilarious. Thank you, Trevor. This is the best gift I've ever gotten in my life. Seriously.
Speaker 2: Okay. Guess I'll go next. Let's see what my secret Santa got me. Oh, a jump rope.
Speaker 0: I panicked.
Speaker 2: No. I like it. I'm just not totally sure that I can use it for another 7 months.
Speaker 0: Again, I'm really sorry. Question. What would my job be in Springfield?
Speaker 3: Carol? Maybe you're the medical director at a teaching hospital like you are in real life.
Speaker 0: Wrong.
Speaker 2: Wheels? My name is Susan.
Speaker 1: Well, in his defense, your name is Susan Wheels.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I just don't think he meant it that way, but, maybe you work with mister Burns.
Speaker 0: No. I'm a dance teacher at Bart's school, and Bart likes me because I see something in him.
Speaker 1: Cool, man. Yeah. That seems fine. I'm glad you're enjoying the gift.
Speaker 3: Okay. Can I do a gift now? I haven't opened mine yet. Tampons. Oh my god.
I've been meaning to try these. Now I won't have to keep buying new pants.
Speaker 0: I'll tell you who I'd like to avoid in Springfield, Homer, who is not a good guy.
Speaker 1: Oh, really? I don't know. I think he's kinda funny.
Speaker 0: So it's funny to drink all day and strangle your son and hit your wife? I
Speaker 1: don't think Homer hits Marge.
Speaker 0: In my episode, he does. In your episode of the Simpsons, Homer hits Marge? Well, that that's part of it. I mean, what else happens around? Come on.
Let's go around. What else happens in my episode?
Speaker 1: Maybe Milhouse gets a cool haircut and Bart gets jealous?
Speaker 0: That's good, but not for my episode. Let's save it for something else. Here's what I think happens. Here's what I think happens. Bart goes to my dance class, but he's got tears in his eyes.
Something's wrong at home. So I go see Marge, and I can tell somebody kicked her ass. You gotta tell chief Wiggum. Chief Wiggum is too stupid and fat. No.
I take matters into my own hands, so I go looking for Homer.
Speaker 1: Oh, he's probably at Moe's.
Speaker 0: He is. He's been drinking all night.
Speaker 2: Probably with his buddy, Barney.
Speaker 0: Yes, Wheels. You're on a roll. I don't love
Speaker 3: that.
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I attended church for Easter out of respect for my boyfriend's family, despite not being Christian or religious myself. The message centered on love, contrasting sharply with my experiences growing up in Islam, where fear dominated. I remember being constantly reminded of hell and the need for blind obedience, with little warmth or compassion. This experience reinforced my feelings of disdain for Islam, which I see as a religion rooted in fear rather than peace. Wishing a happy Easter to those who celebrate!
@__Injaneb96 - ثنا ابراهیمی | Sana Ebrahimi
I went to church today for Easter—not because I’m Christian or trying to be. I went out of respect for my boyfriend’s family, who are. I don’t follow any religion, and I honestly can’t see myself ever going back to one. The whole message was about love. That God loves you. Jesus loves you. He died for your sins. And sitting there, I couldn’t help but compare it to what I grew up with. I practiced Islam until I was 18. I was religious. I’ve been to more Islamic ceremonies and events than I can count. And let me tell you: fear is at the core of everything. You’re constantly reminded how you’ll burn in hell if you don’t blindly follow what Mohammad said. There’s no message of love. No warmth. No compassion. Just threats. Just control. The Muslim god isn’t a merciful one—he’s a tyrant, always ready to throw you into hell over the smallest thing. Today just reminded me how deeply I hate Islam. Islam is not a religion of peace. It’s a religion of fear, hate, and violence.
@__Injaneb96 - ثنا ابراهیمی | Sana Ebrahimi
Happy Easter to everyone celebrating today!🐣 https://t.co/8UT6adz4um
