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The best commercial in all of history https://t.co/zo5pMYdbrL
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In a small town in Indiana, Butt Drugs is a beloved local pharmacy known for its friendly service and affordable prices. Customers rave about their wide range of health products and the convenience of free parking. The community prefers Butt Drugs over big chain stores like Walmart and CVS. Butt Drugs is the go-to spot for all their health needs, making it a cherished part of the town.
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Speaker 0: There's a cry across the heartland, a yearning for the days gone by. And in the old cordon, Indiana, they're happy and they'll tell you why. They got butt
Speaker 1: I recommend butt drugs for everybody.
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Speaker 1: to butt drugs.
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Speaker 1: We love that drugs.
Speaker 2: That drugs won't let you down.
Speaker 0: Free parking in the rear.
Speaker 1: I love butt drugs.
Speaker 2: I love local commercial.
@nancy_hamm1 - 🌟🇺🇸Nancy Hamm🇺🇸🌟
Awesome New Trump Ad - a must watch…
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Former President Donald Trump has been indicted, marking the first time in the nation's history that a sitting or former president faces such charges. Some view this as a disgrace and compare it to communist tactics. Supporters argue that despite facing numerous obstacles, Trump delivered on his promises, including reducing regulations, cutting taxes, building the wall, relocating the embassy to Jerusalem, and withdrawing from the Iran deal. They believe he is being targeted to prevent his re-election and to hinder his agenda. Trump's supporters, including Asian Americans, see him as the only one capable of restoring justice and fighting against lawlessness. They view his potential return to the White House as the end of the raid on his presidency and a chance for retribution. The battle ahead is seen as crucial, with victory needed to bring back a sense of winning for the American people.
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Speaker 0: We have just gotten word former president Donald Trump has been indicted. It's the first time in the nation's 246 year history that a sitting or former president has been indicted.
Speaker 1: This is a disgrace.
Speaker 2: Let's be clear, folks. This is Like communist level shit.
Speaker 3: President Donald Trump, they don't want him busting through the gates again and getting reelected because that scares The hell of
Speaker 1: They spied on his campaign. They raided his home. Now they indict him. They've been after him. But in spite of everyone being after a He said he would reduce regulations.
He did. He said he would cut taxes. He did. He said he would build the wall. He did.
He said he would put the embassy in Jerusalem. He did. He said he would get us out of that crazy Iran deal. And he did. He said he would put some service on our highest court.
He did. He did what he told us. We, the people said he would do. They are doing anything they can to stop him and to stop what he is trying to accomplish. Asian Americans will rally around him because he stood for things they believe in
Speaker 3: and they came after him because they want to come after you and all of us.
Speaker 0: He's the only one who can stop this lawlessness. He's the
Speaker 3: only one who will restore people justice under the law. It will be my personal mission that the America you
Speaker 2: know and love is gone. And it's why we need to fight to bring superb
Speaker 3: a a Either the heat state destroys America or we destroyed the people's day. If you put me back in the White House, their raid is over. I a I am your warrior. I am your justice. And for those who have been wronged and betrayed, I am your retribution.
I am your retribution. A Christian, I am your retribution. This is the final battle. They know it. I know it.
You know it. Everybody knows a Everybody knows that this is it.
Speaker 4: It's time to deliver
Speaker 5: a victory for the American people. We
Speaker 3: a We are going to start winning again.
Speaker 1: We're standing in front of a a freight a Right here. Are you gonna stop it? Remains to be seen.
@MagaMemeWizard - Magical Trevor (Meme TV)
Good morning America. Remember when Trump was president? https://t.co/vB3q9r4hgT
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Remember the man who shaped America's skyline, embodied the American dream, and empowered the people? Remember the man who battled hoaxes, moved the embassy, and brought peace to the Middle East? Remember the man who built the wall, protected our nation, and put America first? Remember the leader who rebuilt our military and dominated the world stage? Remember American greatness, dominance, and preeminence? Remember the pride, patriotism, and confidence he instilled? Remember how he couldn't be stopped by the deep state or controlled by Washington elites? Remember the winning, the vision, and the legacy? Well, he's back with unfinished business and a promise. The best is yet to come.
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Speaker 0: Remember the man who shaped the skyline of America? Who embodied the American dream and showed the nation its potential. Remember the man who left a good life to ignite a movement, who molded America, Victory. Empowered the people and redefined our history? Remember the man who battled the hoaxes, remember the man who made good on a promise, who moved our embassy and gave the Middle East peace?
Speaker 1: Yes. The decades of division and America mark the dawn of the new Middle East.
Speaker 0: Remember the man who built the wall, who protected our nation, and secured our borders. Remember the man who put America first, the unrivaled dealmaker who dominated the world stage? Remember the man who rebuilt our military into the greatest fighting force known to mankind.
Speaker 1: America will always be there.
Speaker 0: Remember his America? Remember American greatness, American dominance, American preeminence, America first? Remember the pride, the patriotism, the confidence that a leader who put this nation above all? Remember how the deep state couldn't stop him? The elites couldn't bite him, and permanent Washington could not control him.
Remember the winning. Remember the beginning, remember the vision, remember the legacy, remember what was, remember great again, Remember that nation? Remember that man? Well, he's back. There's unfinished business, and remember the promise.
Speaker 1: The best is yet
@TrumpWarRoom - Trump War Room
🚨 MUST SEE — New Ad from Team Trump: “Brainwashed” https://t.co/xTMCBqACvp
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Trump is leading and Hillary Clinton has a plan for Biden to win. She suggests deprogramming cult members and praises Biden's job. However, there is a problem with working Americans who support Trump. Trump claims to support American workers, but they are facing shrinking pay and inflation. Trump assures them that he has their back.
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Speaker 0: With Trump taking a commanding lead and Bidenomics hurting American families, genius Hillary Clinton has come up with a way for Biden to win.
Speaker 1: There needs to be a formal deprogramming of The cult members. A formal deprogramming of the cult members. Deprogramming of the cult members. Deprogramming of members. Of members.
Speaker 0: A brilliant plan. And here's what that would look like.
Speaker 1: Pay attention. Pay attention. Biden will defeat
Speaker 0: defeat of
Speaker 1: Biden has done an amazing job, amazing job, amazing job.
Speaker 0: But there's one small problem.
Speaker 1: The Basket of deplorables. Deplorables. Deplorables.
Speaker 0: Working Americans are idiots, and they know who's on their side. To American workers watching their take home pay shrink and Watching inflation destroy their family and their lives. To all of you, I have your back. I'm Donald j Trump, and I approve this message.
@nunyabiznichky1 - Keri🇺🇸
This never gets old https://t.co/7z51kMduKq
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Madam Speaker, the state of our union is strong. We are determined and confident in ourselves. America will never become a socialist country.
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Speaker 0: United States. Thank you very much. Madam speaker, I'm sure you in congress, the state of our union is Strong. Tonight, we're gonna do our resolve. Yourself good.
America will never be a socialist country.
@mazemoore - MAZE
Very rare video. 1995. Roger Ailes interviews Donald Trump. https://t.co/hUFyo2rY8U
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The speaker reflects on tough times and the loyalty of people. They mention that rich people don't like them, but regular people do. They discuss the dishonesty of the press and the speaker's fabulous house, Mar-a-Lago. It costs $3 million a year to maintain, but the speaker wants to ensure its preservation. They also mention the possibility of running for politics and the need for dishonesty in politics. The speaker believes that taking a firmer stand with foreign countries would make the United States more respected.
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Speaker 0: You went through some tough times, but I'll tell you something. I saw you I forget. Well, I saw you I I've known you a long time, and I saw you at your peak. I also saw you during those those bad times. You know what always impressed me?
You were no different.
Speaker 1: Well, thank you. That's a great guy. You were no different. That's a good compliment. You can't take it too seriously.
I mean, I know you're gonna be up. I'll be up. I'll be down. I'll be you can't really guys like us Yeah. Just keep coming.
You just keep coming. That's all you can do. And, Yeah. Sometimes it's not easy. They say come on out to dinner and you have 400 people and they're looking and staring and they're saying, I wonder how he's taking adversity.
But you learn a lot about yourself and you learn a lot about and you learn a lot about other people. You learn about loyalty. I learned a lot about loyalty. I had people that I would have bet the ranch on, and they were not as loyal as they should have been. Right.
And and I had people that I wouldn't have and they turned out to be, I mean, unbelievable. Isn't
Speaker 0: that interesting?
Speaker 1: Yeah. So you just can't tell. It's not color, It's not race, it's not religion, it's not anything, Roger. You just can't tell.
Speaker 0: Rich guys are often not well liked guys, but what's interesting to me is the average the guy on the straight, the cab drivers, the, the guys working on the road crews, they all go, hey, Donald, how's it going? Hey. They it's almost like they feel very comfortable with you, like you're one of them and it's I've never quite figured out how you bridged it.
Speaker 1: The people that don't like me are the rich people. Okay. That's a funny thing. I mean, they can't stand me. I mean, I have friends, and I have not only friends, I have enemies.
Jerks. They work. They hurt people, they this, they that, and then they call up, can you help me get a a reservation at a restaurant? Okay? So what's the purpose of being rich if you can't get a table at a restaurant?
The people that like me are the people that you're talking about. Yeah. Rich people do not like Donald Trump. Isn't that amazing? Well, I sorta love it.
Speaker 0: We're back talking with, one of the most famous men in the country and, for good reason. He's also really nice guy and he does an awful lot for other people that doesn't get reported in the press. The press sometimes treats you good, sometimes they sometimes they love to hate you, sometimes they love you, sometimes they hate you.
Speaker 1: Well, they're very uneven. Some are very good, but I've met some of the most dishonest people I've ever met are in the press. I mean, they they are literally some of the most dishonest, despicable people. And, you you know, when you see the public hates the press so much, the public understands, some of the most truly dishonest, and I mean people, when you tell them something, they know exactly what They should be writing, and they write exactly the opposite for the sake of a story. They're truly despicable people in many cases.
Tell me about Mar a Lago. It's a fabulous house. It's it's the greatest house in the United States easily by far by any account, and it's a great private social club right now, and it's something we're very proud I mean, it's it's really taken shape.
Speaker 0: Now to join that private club would cost, what, $75 a year?
Speaker 1: $75,000 to join. And, you know, during the bad times, I'm sitting here with this house that cost a fortune to maintain, $3,000,000 a year, and I'm saying, is this ridiculous? And I started this process to get it into sort of an income producing thing, But I really did it to save Mar a Lago because, ultimately, how many jerks are like Donald Trump that are gonna spend this kind of money to it's truly one of the great landmarks in the country. What did
Speaker 0: it cost to keep that up? About $3,000,000 a year. Just to run it.
Speaker 1: Just to run it.
Speaker 0: Just to keep
Speaker 1: it up. And you know what? $3,000,000 is a lot of money, but at bad times, it's a lot of money. So I said, you know what? I'll probably have bad times again someday.
I wanna make sure that this little sucker is taken care of. So it's really, it's it's just gonna be a great thing and very, very successful.
Speaker 0: Would you ever run for politics, or would you worry about them going after your life? I mean, messing up your life, messing up YouTube? Would you how would you feel if he went into politics?
Speaker 1: I think you would do terrific. You know, there's a certain dishonesty, unfortunately, that you need for running for office. Now it's an unfortunate thing, but you would You would know this perhaps better than anybody in the world. Right? I
Speaker 0: have coached a few.
Speaker 1: I'm a pretty straight guy and I'm not sure that somebody that really calls it like it is and and says this is what you have to do. I'm not sure that kind of a guy gets elected. Maybe so, maybe not. Everybody wants me to do it. They all want me to run, run, but I would take a much harder stand.
I'd take a much more difficult stand, I would say, make a couple of enemies. I think I'd make a lot of friends ultimately, but I'm not sure that type of person is really electable.
Speaker 0: If the United States government took a firmer stand with foreign countries, Would we be better off or are we so much now a part of the nation of the community of nations that we can't really afford to offend anybody?
Speaker 1: I think we'd be better off and I think we'd be far more respected. I I just think that people would have far greater respect for this country if we took a much tougher
@TeamTrump - Team Trump (Text TRUMP to 88022)
🚨 MUST SEE — New Ad from Team Trump: “Before and Now” WATCH: https://t.co/JCzeTirUBF
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Before the brutal killings and Iran's involvement in attacks, President Trump took a tough stance, defeating ISIS and maintaining peace in the Middle East. He avoided endless wars and gave no taxpayer money to Iran. Speaker 1 emphasizes that evil only respects unyielding strength, promising to show enemies that any harm to Americans will be met with a strong response. President Trump asserts that he will bring back the strength needed to make America strong again. This message is approved by Donald J. Trump.
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Speaker 0: Before, thousands were brutally killed, including Americans. Before Iran helped Hamas plan the attack, killing Americans. Before Biden gave 1,000,000,000 of taxpayers' money to Iran, Trump played hardball with Iran, destroyed ISIS, kept the Middle East at peace, kept us out of endless wars through strength.
Speaker 1: History shows very plainly that evil only respects one thing, unyielding strength. When I'm back in the White House, our enemies will know if you spill a drop of American blood, we will spill a gallon of Viewers. President Trump,
Speaker 0: the strength we need to make America strong again.
Speaker 1: I'm Donald j Trump, and I approve this message.
@2Trump2024 - 🇺🇲 JayJay 🇺🇲
Joe Biden's new campaign ad. Wow. 😅🤣😆🤣😅😂 Ok I am kidding but this is funny! https://t.co/jiCWNjlKKS
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Speaker 0 talks about a situation involving hunters in the basement, drugs, and hookers. Speaker 1 mentions their experience with drugs and cocaine. Speaker 0 then mentions being proud of their son, who wants to make a deal using their name. However, the son is rejected and walks away, expressing a desire to be like someone else. The transcript ends with Speaker 0 mentioning hunters in the basement again and not knowing when they will come home.
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Speaker 0: And hunters in the basement with a silver spoon. The hookers and drugs were gonna be there soon. When you're coming home, dad, I don't know
Speaker 1: when. Picking food, drugs, smoking anything that even remotely resembled that cocaine.
Speaker 0: I'm very proud of my My son came around just the other day. He said I got me a deal where we can both get paid. Can I trade on your name? I said, sure. Okay.
Will Anyone know he said no. No way. And as he walked away, he looked kinda dim and said, I'm gonna be like him. Yeah. You know I'm gonna he like him.
He's he's fixed it. He's worked on it. And hunters in the basement with a silver spoon. Ukrainian bribes were gonna be there soon. When you're coming home, dad.
I don't know when.
@ULTRA_MAJESTY - Suhr Majesty ™
Trump should run this as a campaign ad. LMFAO https://t.co/3F3Z5I4bjT
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The speaker reflects on their son's choices, mentioning drugs and a questionable lifestyle. The son asks to use the speaker's name for a deal, but the speaker refuses. The son walks away, expressing a desire to be like the speaker. The speaker mentions the son's involvement with drugs and potential bribes. The speaker is uncertain when the son will return home.
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Speaker 0: And hunters in the basement with a silver spoon. The hookers and drugs were gonna be there soon. When you're coming home, dad, I don't know
Speaker 1: when. Picking food, drugs, smoking anything that even remotely resembled that cocaine.
Speaker 0: I'm very proud of my My son came around just the other day. He said I got me a deal where we can both get paid. Can I trade on your name? I said, sure. Okay.
Will Anyone know he said no. No way. And as he walked away, he looked kinda dim and said, I'm gonna be like him. Yeah. You know I'm gonna he like him.
He's he's fixed it. He's worked on it. And hunters in the basement with a silver spoon. Ukrainian bribes were gonna be there soon. When you're coming home, dad.
I don't know when.
@TeamTrump - Team Trump (Text TRUMP to 88022)
🚨 MUST SEE — New Ad from Team Trump: “History Lesson” https://t.co/fOrxQOneht
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Trump's campaign message focuses on the economy, comparing his record to Biden's. They claim that under Trump, take-home pay increased by $6, while under Biden, it decreased by $7,000. Mortgage rates were low during Trump's presidency but are now punishing under Biden. Personal and retirement investments saw a 40% increase under Trump, but have fallen under Biden. Trump promises to make America's economy great again.
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Speaker 0: Everywhere you look, Trump beats Biden on the economy. Take home pay, up $6 under Trump. Under Biden, down $7,000. Mortgage rates, low under Trump. Punishing under Biden.
Personal and retirement investments, up 40% under Trump. Under Biden, your investments fell along with other things. Trump, he'll make America's economy great again. I'm Donald j Trump, and I approve this message.
@robertdunlap947 - Bobby D🎙
This has to be THE GREATEST Trump AD OF ALL TIME😲! Every time you retweet this a liberal somewhere gets triggered😁 https://t.co/G2ip8Skoda
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Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, and Joe Biden are accused of corruption and evading consequences for their actions. They have learned from each other's tactics, with Biden understanding that being a liberal Democrat means avoiding prosecution. The speaker suggests that the corrupt machine is making a desperate attempt to destroy their most dangerous opponent, who is seen as an outsider willing to challenge the system. Speaker 1 believes they are facing a witch hunt, with ridiculous indictments aimed at interfering with the upcoming election. They emphasize the importance of saving freedom in 2024.
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Speaker 0: It is Barack Obama who corrupts the justice department. It is Hillary Clinton who routinely breaks the law and gets away with it. And now we have Joe Biden who's learned. He's learned from Obama that doesn't matter what you do. If you're a liberal Democrat, you will not be prosecuted.
He learned from Hillary that a person in high public office can get 1,000,000 and 1,000,000 of dollars. And they learn from watching Donald Trump that a true outsider willing to take on the entire system could destroy their entire machine. So what you're seeing across the country is a desperate last ditch effort by a corrupt machine, to destroy their most dangerous opponent.
Speaker 1: What you're witnessing is a Continuation of the single greatest witch hunt of all time. These are ridiculous indictments, and all doing is hoping for massive election interference. Our enemies wanna stop me because I am the only one who's going to be able to stop them. They wanna silence me because I will never let them silence you. They wanna take away my freedom because I will never let them take away your freedom.
We have one chance to save it, and that chance is called 2024.
@bennyjohnson - Benny Johnson
Donald Trump just shared this Meme on Truth Social 🤣 https://t.co/cB9GsxHsGK
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At White House Senior Living, residents enjoy a homely atmosphere with various activities, 24/7 professional care, and delicious homemade meals. The speaker mentions their preference for Italian food and chocolate chip ice cream. White House Senior Living aims to make residents feel like presidents.
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Speaker 0: At White House Senior Living, our residents feel right at home. Our vibrant facility offers delightful activities and outings, round the clock professional care, and exquisite house made meals. Well, I've been eating everything that's put in front of me. I've been eating all all Italian food, basically. And ice cream.
And ice cream. Chocolate chip ice cream. White house senior living, where residents feel like presidents.
@NowPammsy - PammsyNow
Awesome ad!! 👊🏻 Go #Trump2024! ❤️🇺🇸❤️👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 https://t.co/HZPzJfWCHL
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Many people want the most qualified individuals for various roles, rather than prioritizing factors like gender identity or race. However, there are currently many left-wing politicians in power who believe otherwise. They prioritize these factors over qualifications. The term "woke" is used to describe this mindset, but it is seen as negative, as it often leads to negative outcomes.
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Speaker 0: Have you ever boarded a plane and thought to yourself, I hope the pilot is a transgender refugee. Have you ever gone to the emergency room and said, I hope my medical team is incredibly diverse. Have you ever moved to a new said, I hope the police department hit its equity goals for the year. If your answer to these questions was no, if you just wanted the most qualified candidates for the job? Then you are normal.
But we have a lot of very not normal people running America these days. Left wing politicians believe skin color or gender identity should determine who gets the job. Democrats used to care about the middle class. Now they just care about your race and your gender. You know what woke means?
It means you're a loser. Everything woke turns to shit. Okay?
@1BethDutton - Beth Dutton
Omg! This needs to be Bidens' new election campaign. This is hysterical! 🤣 https://t.co/Fjvs2C2tOj
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President Biden's accomplishments in 2023 include reducing obesity by making food unaffordable, addressing junk fees, managing the influx of illegal immigrants, raising awareness for dementia and other conditions, creating new billionaires in Ukraine, releasing behind-the-scenes videos, ensuring transparency, arresting political opponents, spending 40% of his time on vacation, and preventing a Kamala Harris presidency. These achievements have been recognized and appreciated.
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Speaker 0: From the border to the economy, President Biden has accomplished feats in 2023 that no one ever saw coming. Here are the top ten accomplishments of the Biden administration in 2023. First off, and this is a big fat one, Biden reduced obesity in America by making food unaffordable. So simple. Next, he successfully cleaned up all the cocaine bags someone was leaving around the White House.
Decency restored. This one's important. Biden kept American hostages safe from hotel junk fees during their stay with Hamas. Not one single junk fee.
Speaker 1: My administration is also taking on junk fees.
Speaker 0: What's a junk fee? Next, Biden set the all time record for the number of people illegally entering the US because he's the most popular president ever. Numbers don't lie. Biden raised dementia awareness by 400%. Not to mention incontinence, Alzheimer's, and speech impediment awareness.
Speaker 1: Over a 1000000000, 300,000,000,000, $301,000,000,000
Speaker 0: $300,000,000. Amazingly, Biden actually created a record number of new billionaires. They're all in Ukraine, but still, Good for them. Next, the Biden administration upheld their campaign promise of transparency by releasing several behind the scenes videos from capital staffers. More than we wanted to see, actually.
Also, the Biden administration has literally saved democracy by arresting political opponents and not allowing people to vote for anyone else. Thank you, Joe. You won't believe this one. Biden set a new record by spending 40% of his time on vacation. And finally, Biden heroically stayed alive to save Erica from a Kamala Harris presidency.
We salute you, mister Biden.
@EndWokeness - End Wokeness
Woke influencer lists all of the "terrifying" things that Trump will do if he wins and accidentally made him the most epic campaign ad ever. https://t.co/EppteRXnz8
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If reelected, promises include: largest deportation operation, death penalty for human traffickers, closing Department of Education, bringing prayer back to schools, banning gender affirming care, term limits for Congress, investigating Biden family, pardoning January 6th rioters, increasing penalties for underage offenders, deploying National Guard in cities, reassessing NATO participation, restoring Muslim travel ban, building freedom cities, developing flying cars, expanding natural gas drilling, promoting concealed carry rights, taxing universities for free online college.
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Speaker 0: And here are the first 15 promises he has made if he is reelected. You may have heard of project 2025, but this is from agenda 47, And you can read all of these on his website. 1st, he promises that he will carry out the largest domestic deportation operation in history. We will also ask for the death sentence for anyone convicted of human trafficking. He will close the Department of Education and return all education standards to the states to decide.
He will put prayer back into school and he will criminalize any race based advantage programs. He will end the affordable care act. He will ban gender affirming care for adults and children, and he will ban any federal dollars from going towards gender affirming care, which means anyone with government provided health care will no longer be able to access gender affirming care except for Viagra and Cialis. Those will still be available. He will propose a constitutional amendment that gives a term limit to Congress.
He will deploy the Department of Justice to investigate the Biden crime family and any of his adversaries or political rivals. He will immediately pardon all of the January 6sters, and he will create a task force to investigate anyone who arrested, charged, or imprisoned a January 6er. He will increase the penalties for underage criminal offenders, strengthen immunity for police officers, and deploy the National Guard to patrol woke cities. On day 1, he will reassess our participation in NATO and says that every European country needs to pay the United States for protection. He will also restore the wonderful travel ban for Muslims coming to America.
He will build freedom cities. This is 10 new cities built on federal land. He will award them to areas with the best development proposals, and he will prioritize moving young families to these freedom cities. He will kill all e vehicles and e vehicle legislation seeking to replace that with the development of a flying car. He believes that we could create a car that vertically takes off.
He will remove all of the limits on American natural gas exports and drill baby drill for oil domestically. He will impose a tariff of up to 60 He will push Congress to pass legislation that would give every American the right to concealed carry anywhere at any time, and he will revoke any gun restrictions or legislation that seeks to inhibit people's ability to own guns that's been passed in the last several years. He will demand that Europe pay back all the money we gave Ukraine, and then he will use all of that money to recruit for the American military. And he will take 1,000,000,000 and 1,000,000,000 of dollars from private university endowments by taxing, fining, and suing the universities. He specifically names Harvard in this one, and then he will use that money to create the American Academy.
It is a free online college that will be free of wokeness that he will force employers to recognize as a bachelor's degree equivalent. So that's agenda 47.
@historyinmemes - Historic Vids
Throwback to when Trump made fun of himself on SNL. https://t.co/ljtzWEnKym
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The plumber arrives to fix a leak on a fancy gold faucet. The client, who considers himself a prince, boasts about his lavish office decor. The plumber mocks the client's taste, leading to a heated exchange about their appearances. The client threatens the plumber, who points out the irony of their similar hairstyles, despite being a janitor.
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Speaker 0: Guy's here to fix the leak on your solid gold faucet.
Speaker 1: Send them in.
Speaker 0: This place looks like the Liberace Museum.
Speaker 1: Hey. I'm the prince of this city. When you're in my office, you treat me with respect.
Speaker 0: Who did your decorating? Saddam Hussein?
Speaker 1: I'll have you know this is all very classy stuff, and that painting the tiger and the woman has got me laid on numerous occasions.
Speaker 0: I didn't know gay dudes like tiger paintings.
Speaker 1: Hey. You've crossed the line. I've killed people full ass.
Speaker 0: Looks like you killed a squirrel to me and put it right on top of your head.
Speaker 1: You're the one to talk. Your hair looks exactly like mine.
Speaker 0: Yeah. Except my hair is supposed to look like this. I'm a janitor.
@Travis_4_Trump - 🇺🇸Travis🇺🇸
Did you see Biden’s new campaign ad? (Satire) https://t.co/ArAAn8jEaP
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He's old, has dementia, can't lead, and lies. Barely speaks English, sniffs children. Gets lost, takes long routes. Struggles to walk in the White House.
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Speaker 0: He's an old guy, has dementia, can't lead us, and the country is screwed. Tell some big lies, Barely speaks English, sniffs children. And their mom's here too, goes the long way. When he leaves his speeches, gets lost each day. In the White House when walking is hard?
@lindeman126 - SRT 126
This is from President Trump's Instagram about 40min ago It might be the funniest thing he's posted. 🤣😂😅😂 #Bidenica https://t.co/G6CMNzM2iI
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If you're having trouble sleeping, try Bidentica, a sleep aid made from Joe Biden press conferences. It contains confusion and forgetfulness to calm overactive brains. Users have reported better sleep and even passing out from it. However, side effects may include lying, inability to secure borders, and hallucinations. Ask your doctor about Bidentica today.
Translation: If you're struggling to sleep, consider Bidentica, a sleep aid made from Joe Biden press conferences. It helps calm overactive minds with confusion and forgetfulness. Users have experienced improved sleep and even passing out from it. However, side effects may include lying, inability to secure borders, and hallucinations. Consult your doctor about Bidentica.
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Speaker 0: If you're having trouble sleeping, ask your doctor about Bidentica, the sleep aid made from 100% Joe Biden press conference.
Speaker 1: The best way to get something done, if you if you hold near and dear to you that you, like to be able to anyway.
Speaker 0: Bidentica has a patented blend of confusion and forgetfulness that will calm the most overactive brains.
Speaker 1: COVID has taken this year, just since the outbreak, has taken more than 100 year. Look. Here's the lives. It's just it's I mean, think about it. When they sold out American jobs and killed the Keystone pipeline, it kept me up all night worrying about how we pay our bills.
But then I got by identica, and I've never slept better. Sometimes when I get hopped up on sugar, my parents give me Bidenica so I pass out. Other times, they give it to me during the day, probably so they can do the deed. Gross.
Speaker 0: Warning. People who have used Bidentica have experienced rampant lying and an inability to secure the southern border. Others have hallucinated and fought breakfast cereals.
Speaker 1: Corn pot was a bad dude.
Speaker 0: Ask your doctor if Bidentica is right for you.
@TimRunsHisMouth - Tim Young
Trump did a commercial for a computer company in the 90s, and it's the funniest thing you'll see today. Watch til the end. 🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/cTfsf0xSad
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Speaker 0 is negotiating the price of a pot with Donald, mentioning a "slow leak." The initial offer for the pot is 500, then 6, then 100. The transcript then introduces cozone.com, a website for computer help and purchasing.
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Speaker 0: Gentle, Donald. Slow leak. Okay? That's good. How much you want for your pot?
500. 6 100. Introducing cozone.com, the place to find computer help and buy what's right for you. Hey. Hey, yourself.
Cozone.com. We can help.
@EndWokeness - End Wokeness
This is a spectacular closing ad for Trump https://t.co/vu6rVCwEhD
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Four years ago, we lost our way and our purpose. Speaking the truth was labeled as hate speech, and our values were shamed. We surrendered our borders, paychecks, and courage, while patriotism was deemed toxic. Society has shifted, and we question if America can recover.
But we can, because we've done it before. When we fall, we rise again. We fight for what we believe in.
I'm Donald Trump, and I approve this message.
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Speaker 0: 4 years ago, we took a wrong turn and lost our purpose. We lost the strength that makes Americans who we are. If we dared to speak the truth, it was called hate speech. And our values were labeled shameful. That's when everything we care about fell apart.
We surrendered our borders, our paychecks, and our courage. Our patriotism was called toxic. Men could beat up women and win medals, but there was no prize for the guy who got up every day to do his job. Now we're being asked to settle for the way things are. And we're wondering if America can make a comeback.
We can because we've done it before. When we get knocked down, we don't stay down. We get up again. We fight. We fight.
We fight. I'm Donald jade Trump, and I approve this message.
@DefiyantlyFree - Insurrection Barbie
Is this funny to anyone? This is the SNL election skit. https://t.co/WitxJ2FIbj
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On Tuesday, Americans elected Donald Trump as president again, surprising many. This is the same Trump who sought vengeance against his opponents. With the Supreme Court's support, there are no protections for those who oppose him.
At SNL, we proudly declare our unwavering support for Trump, seeing ourselves in him and wanting future generations to look up to him. We jokingly mention our votes and even introduce a new impression, Hot Jack Trump, celebrating his potential presidency.
We express excitement for Trump 2.0 and humorously reflect on the past, wishing for another January 6th. We also mention Elon Musk as a backup plan if things go wrong. Finally, we encourage young men who supported Trump and Musk, reminding them to rise and embrace their potential.
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Speaker 0: On Tuesday, Americans went to the polls and elected Donald Trump to be the next president of the United States.
Speaker 1: To many people, including many people watching this show right now, the results were shocking and even horrifying.
Speaker 2: Donald Trump, who tried to forcibly overturn the results of the last election, was returned to office by an overwhelming majority.
Speaker 3: This is the same Donald Trump who openly called for vengeance against his political enemies.
Speaker 0: Now, thanks to the Supreme Court, there are no guardrails.
Speaker 1: Nothing to protect the people who are brave enough to speak out against him.
Speaker 3: And that is why we at SNL would like to say to Donald Trump, we have been with you all along.
Speaker 0: We have never wavered in our support of you, even when others doubted you.
Speaker 4: Every single person on this stage believed in you.
Speaker 5: Every single person on this stage voted for you.
Speaker 1: Because we see ourselves in you. We look at you and think, that's me.
Speaker 4: That's the man I want my future children to look up to.
Speaker 6: And, mister Trump, your honor, we know that you say things that are controversial sometimes, but, really, you're just speaking the truth. And I hate how the lamestream media, Michael Che, tries to spin it to make you look foolish.
Speaker 3: So if you're keeping some sort of list of your enemies, then we should not be on that list.
Speaker 6: And it's c h e, Che.
Speaker 0: And if we find out someone here voted for Kamala, we will rat them out so fast.
Speaker 4: Like our 3 disgusting new cast members.
Speaker 3: So real quick, left to right, that's Glenn Woodland, Ashley Badia, and Emile Joaquin. You can find their home addresses online. Hail Trump.
Speaker 5: But the rest of us, hail Trump, voted for you at least once.
Speaker 2: I voted for you 50 times in Pennsylvania.
Speaker 1: 92% of black women voted for Kamala, but I was one of the proud 8%. For me, it's brother Donald x Trump all the way.
Speaker 4: And we're so excited to debut our new impression, Hot Jack Trump.
Speaker 7: That's right. That's right. It's me, Hot Jack Trump. They finally got the body right. But from now on, we're going to do very flattering portrayal of Trump because he's frankly my hero, and he's going to make an incredible president and eventually king.
We love you, buddy.
Speaker 0: In summary, all of us at SNL are so excited for Trump 2.0, which is also what I blew on a breathalyzer Wednesday morning.
Speaker 1: We can't wait to see what you do with the country this time. I keep waking up in the middle of the night screaming, with joy, of course.
Speaker 4: My only regret is that we didn't get to do another January 6th because I was ready.
Speaker 6: Me too.
Speaker 3: And worst case scenario, meaning scenario, if our planet falls apart, we can all go to Mars with the other man that we love and trust, Elon Musk. You're right.
Speaker 8: Alright. Give it up, dog mega. Yeah. But, seriously, I run the country now. And Americans can be like one of my rockets, you know.
They're super cool and super fun. But there's a slight chance it could blow up and everybody dies. Anyway, I'm Doc Mega. See you in the White House. USA.
USA.
Speaker 5: And to all young men who helped elect Trump and Elon, we know you've felt unseen these past 4 years.
Speaker 0: So we say to you, young men, there's no need to feel down.
Speaker 3: Young men, pick yourself off the ground.
Speaker 1: Young men, time to put on your crown.
@DefiantLs - Defiant L’s
This is hilarious! https://t.co/MK695N1UlD
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I am incensed to have a journalist talk from a position of ignorance. Do you want to tell me the health sector is well funded? You can't.
You are accountable to the population. You're marketing sanitizer. You walked out, so what? Do you want me to remove my jacket? Tell me when is that.
How do you contend with being thrown under the bus? You seem to be causing chaos. How are you coming to terms with embarrassing scenes at the burial? Your term expired, but it's renewable. We continue in office and organize elections. We are in the office legally.
I am not defending anybody; you are conflicted. Can we assume that the hunter is now being hunted? Why are you gay? What's this unwanted witness? What is your relationship with homosexuals and foreigners?
I'm a senior citizen, a child of God. Where is your seniority? You are weak in your backyard. The person we got was bought off. How many candidates have we gained? You lost in your backyard. If I went to hunt a small rat, but I have got the elephant, which is a better tank.
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Speaker 0: It incenses me to get a journalist like you to talk from position of ignorance.
Speaker 1: Now, honorable. Do you want to tell me that
Speaker 0: the health sector is
Speaker 1: well funded? No.
Speaker 0: You can't. I walk out.
Speaker 1: No. You shouldn't walk out. Where should I
Speaker 0: I will not contact you with a legal No.
Speaker 1: Honorable. You are accountable to the population. No. Thank you very much. Mister Magola, in simple terms, you're marketing the sanitizer.
Right? Yes. But before before That's what we wanted to know. Thank you very much, mister Magola. Thank you very much, Joel.
I'm, very in submissions.
Speaker 2: Don't go in
Speaker 1: honorable. Think so far. You walked out. So what? So what?
So Honorable Mafavi, did you say you don't wear short sleeve shirts? I don't Rather long sleeve? No. I wear short sleeve.
Speaker 3: Do you want
Speaker 1: me to remove my jacket unless you? You you you see that? Where? You want to see that? When?
Who is that? When is that? Who is that? Oh, when is that?
Speaker 3: Who is that? Who is that?
Speaker 1: Who is that? No. No. I want you to tell me when is that? Who is that?
Tell me when is that? We'll take a break. How do you contend with the reality that you are thrown under the bus? It takes quite some bit of, discipline and courage to speak to a general. You're retired, but you seem to be causing a lot of chaos.
Retired but worried. Good morning, counsel. And nice to have you with us. Good morning, Simon. It's a pleasure.
How are you coming to terms with embarrassing scenes at the burial in Masaka over the weekend? You find them embarrassing. Honorable Lydia Wanyoto, a member of the NRN central executive committee. As far as I gather, your term expired and you're in office legally. True or false?
Speaker 3: That's so true.
Speaker 1: But your term expired?
Speaker 3: It expired, but it's renewable. We continue in the office and we organize elections.
Speaker 1: So are you in office legally or illegally?
Speaker 3: We are in the office legally.
Speaker 1: When your term expired?
Speaker 3: Did not expire. We are in the office.
Speaker 1: Well, nice to have you. You come off as awkward in trying to. No, I I defend. My
Speaker 0: my friend.
Speaker 1: Defend the minister. Defend general side mister. I am. Clean.
Speaker 0: I am not. I am not defending. You are conflicted. I am not. You are conflicted.
My friend, I am not defending anybody.
Speaker 1: You you you are not neutral. We have with us, the lord mayor in the studio. Good morning.
Speaker 2: Good morning.
Speaker 1: Thank you for joining us.
Speaker 2: You're welcome, lord, mayor.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Can we assume that the hunter is now being hunted? With Fine. We bring in the studio this morning, one of the gay rights activists, mister should I call you mister? Pepe Julian Onzima. Yes.
Why are you gay? You are gay. In in the studio, I'm joined this morning by mister Morrison Raka Kamba, special presidential assistant on research and information. Thank you for joining us, Morrison. Thank you.
And good morning, viewers. And on my right is mister Wokulida Seva Gara, a media activist from the unwanted witness. Good morning.
Speaker 0: Morning, sir.
Speaker 1: What's this unwanted witness? What is your relationship with homosexuals like the president alleges and foreigners? Doctor Miriam Mathembe, a politician in her category, a woman activist Mhmm. And a preacher. Good to have you.
I told you I'm a senior citizen in this country. This activism thing,
Speaker 4: I don't want to hear it again. I'm a senior citizen, a child of God. Good evening. Good evening, viewers.
Speaker 1: Who baptized you that? What? Rank of a senior citizen. God. Where is your seniority?
In this brain, in the age, in the
Speaker 4: in the work I have done in this country, in everything.
Speaker 2: Supportive. But you lost. How many?
Speaker 1: You are weak in your backyard.
Speaker 2: I have not lost. No. No.
Speaker 1: If you could not find a candidate to run against
Speaker 2: not that.
Speaker 1: To run against
Speaker 2: the run against the run against the
Speaker 0: person we
Speaker 2: got was both off. The person we got was both off. Like many of them are still being bought off. That's a
Speaker 1: weakness.
Speaker 2: Okay. That
Speaker 1: means you you you're
Speaker 2: not confident enough. It is the new Uganda we want.
Speaker 1: Congrats next year. That's weak now. That's a weakness on your part.
Speaker 2: It is not. Okay.
Speaker 1: How many candidates Excuse me. Who were easily bought off.
Speaker 2: How many candidates have we now got across Northern Uganda? Because I did not kakunu myself in Nigeria. How many candidates have we gained? You lost From a no. No.
No. No. No. No. No.
How many Where
Speaker 1: is the
Speaker 2: Do you not dodge my question?
Speaker 1: You lost in your bucket.
Speaker 2: No. I didn't. I actually gained a lot.
Speaker 4: I lost What did you
Speaker 1: I lost okay. If I something.
Speaker 2: Excuse me. If I went to hunt, for example, this is an Yeri, a small edible rat, but I have got the elephant, which is a better tank.
Speaker 1: Where is the elephant?
Speaker 2: Which is a better tank.
Speaker 1: Where is
Speaker 2: the Which is a better tank. No.
Speaker 1: No. No.
Speaker 2: This small this small loop, and a big elephant spread at core across Northern Uganda. Oh, my goodness.
Speaker 1: You come off as awkward in trying to no. I I defend My
Speaker 0: my friend.
Speaker 1: Defend the minister, defend general service.
Speaker 0: I am Clean. I am not I am not defend. You
Speaker 1: are conflicted.
Speaker 0: I am not You are conflicted. My friend. I am not defending anybody.
Speaker 1: You you you are not neutral in this.
Speaker 0: I I I Simon. Hey.
Speaker 1: I want I'm married. I'm the host. To you. Uh-uh. I'm the host.
You're the guest.
@Bubblebathgirl - Paul A. Szypula 🇺🇸
@CollinRugg Funniest POTUS ever. Want a real good laugh? Watch Trump roasting Rosie back in the day: https://t.co/yUegfFrdfK
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Rosie O'Donnell is disgusting, inside and out. She's a slob who talks like a truck driver. I was happy when her talk show failed, and her magazine was a disaster. I like to see bad people fail, and Rosie's a disaster.
She called me a snake oil salesman, which is pretty low coming from her. I don't understand how she even got on television. Barbara made a terrible mistake putting her on The View, and I'd fire her.
Rosie is very unattractive, both inside and out, and lucky to have her girlfriend, who I could take away. She's trying to use The View to get even with me, but I fight back. I'll probably sue Rosie for saying I was bankrupt when I'm worth billions. I want to take money out of her fat ass pockets and think she's got deep-seated problems and should go to rehab. Rosie is a loser.
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Speaker 0: Rosie O'Donnell's disgusting. I mean, both inside and out. You take a look at her. She's a slob. She talks like a like a truck driver.
Rosie attacked me personally because I was very happy when her talk show failed. The other thing that failed, and this was a real monster and everybody was suing her, was her magazine. Her magazine called Rosie was a total disaster. So I loved it. I gloat over it.
I think it's wonderful because I like to see bad people fail. Rosie failed. I'm happy about it. She's basically a disaster. Well, she called me a snake oil salesman.
And, you know, coming from Rosie, that's pretty low because when you look at her and when you see the mind, the mind is is weak. I don't see it. I don't get it. I never understood how does she even get on television. I believe Barbara made a terrible mistake putting her on, and I think Barbara's probably paying a big price.
If I were running The View, I'd fire Rosie. I mean, I'd look her right in that fat ugly face of hers. I'd say, Rosie, you're fired. We're all a little chubby, but Rosie's just worse than most of us. But it's not the chubbiness.
Rosie is a very unattractive person, both inside and out. Rosie's a person that's very lucky to have her girlfriend, and she better be careful or I'll send one of my friends over to pick up her girlfriend. Why would she stay with Rosie if she had another choice? She's trying to use ABC and The View to get even with me. But with me, we fight back.
I'll probably sue Rosie because she doesn't tell the facts. As an example, I'm worth many billions of dollars. Now she said I was bankrupt. I never went bankrupt. So probably I'll sue her because it would be fun.
I'd like to take some money out of her fat ass pockets. I actually think they ought to look at her whole life and see where she's coming from because I think she's got some very deep seated problems. Perhaps it should be Rosie that goes to rehab. Rosie is a loser.
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I reminisced about iconic TV commercials that felt like mini-entertainment. I highlighted Mikhail Gorbachev's 1998 Pizza Hut ad, which earned him $1M, and the 1993 hands-free headset commercial that shaped middle school conversations. I noted how Michael Jackson's 1984 Pepsi ad revolutionized celebrity endorsements and Coca-Cola's response to outselling Pepsi in 2001. I also shared thoughts on creative Japanese and Thai ads, a brilliant Portuguese commercial, and the nostalgic charm of old ads, including a heartwarming one and a late '90s Donald Trump spot.
@earth_tracker - Earth_Wanderer
Who remembers those iconic TV commercials that were basically mini-entertainment? A Thread 🧵 1. In 1998, ex-Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev, facing financial woes, starred in a controversial Pizza Hut TV ad—earning a reported $1M! https://t.co/gJ5uk20L48
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Ключевые утверждения: Это Горбачев! Горбачев Это из-за него у нас в экономике бардак. Да благодаря ему у нас новые возможности. Так это из-за него у нас политическая нестабильность. Да благодаря нему у нас свобода. Полный хаос. Перспективы. Политическая нестабильность. Да благодаря ему у нас есть и сохат.
Key statements: This is Gorbachev! Gorbachev This is because of him we have a mess in the economy. Yes, thanks to him we have new opportunities. So this is because of him we have political instability. Yes, thanks to him we have freedom. Total chaos. Prospects. Political instability. Yes, thanks to him we have and sokhat.
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Speaker 0: Это Горбачев! Горбачев Это из-за него у нас в экономике бардак. Да благодаря ему у нас новые возможности. Так это из-за него у нас политическая нестабильность. Да благодаря ему у нас свобода.
Полный хаос. Перспективы. Политическая нестабильность. Да благодаря ему у нас есть и сохат.
@earth_tracker - Earth_Wanderer
2. Hands-free telephone headset tv commercial from 1993 https://t.co/D3TxjeQLEY
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Is talking on the phone getting out of hand? Look out! You need PhoneRelief, the ultimate in hands free phone design. Watch. Simply attach the special double back fastener to any phone. Then attach the PhoneRelief headset. It's that easy. Hands free, pain free. You'll wonder how you ever lived without it. It's perfect for remotes. Now talk hands free anywhere, anytime. Office work is a pain for Mr. Phone in the Neck, but you won't miss a beat with hands free freedom. A must for the entire office. Work goes quicker and easier. The padded headset removes this easily and is fully adjustable. Best of all, Phone Relief works with your favorite phone. An amazing breakthrough product you'll use every day. Now only $12.95 Call toll free to order by credit card and make this your last phone in the neck call.
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Speaker 0: Is talking on the phone getting out of hand? Look out! You need PhoneRelief, the ultimate in hands free phone design. Watch. Simply attach the special double back fastener to any phone.
Then attach the PhoneRelief headset. It's that easy. Hands free, pain free. You'll wonder how you ever lived without it. It's perfect for remotes.
Now talk hands free anywhere, anytime. Office work is a pain for Mr. Phone in the Neck, but you won't miss a beat with hands free freedom. A must for the entire office. Work goes quicker and easier.
The padded headset removes this easily and is fully adjustable. Best of all, Phone Relief works with your favorite phone. An amazing breakthrough product you'll use every day. Now only $12.95 Call toll free to order by credit card and make this your last phone in the neck call.
@earth_tracker - Earth_Wanderer
3. People will never know how much this commercial influenced our conversations in middle school https://t.co/LraELhwrd0
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Yarn is on the play. You know, the best part of this defense is their defensive line and their Hello? Hey, who? What's up? Numbi. Just watching the game, having a bud. So about you? None. Watching a game, having a bud. True. True. What's up? Yo. Who's that? Yo. You're picking the phone. Hello? What's up? Yo. Where's Dookie? Yo. Hello? So what's up, b? Watching the game, having a butt.
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Speaker 0: Yarn is on the play. You know, the best part of this defense is their defensive line and their Hello? Hey, who? What's up? Numbi.
Just watching the game, having a bud. So about you? None. Watching a game, having a bud. True.
True. What's up? Yo. Who's that? Yo.
You're picking the phone. Hello? What's up? Yo. Where's Dookie?
Yo. Hello? So what's up, b? Watching the game, having a butt.
@earth_tracker - Earth_Wanderer
4. They don't makes commercial like this https://t.co/vvZ0hojQtM
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Speaker 0: Thanks for cleaning the gutters. Anything for you, hon. Cleaning the gutters. Yeah. I'm realigning the satellite dish. It's a good one. Hey. It's fixing a leak in the roof. Even better. No. I'm really fixing a leak. I'm good.
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Speaker 0: Thanks for cleaning the gutters. Anything for you, hon. Cleaning the gutters. Yeah. I'm realigning the satellite dish.
It's a good one. Hey. It's fixing a leak in the roof. Even better. No.
I'm really fixing a leak. I'm good.
@earth_tracker - Earth_Wanderer
5. In 1984, Michael Jackson's iconic Pepsi "New Generation" commercial starring Alfonso Ribeiro aired on MTV and changed the game of celebrity endorsement forever. https://t.co/jFZlsLGfJY
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6. In 2001, Coca-Cola announced that it sold 4 times more than Pepsi, and this was the company's response https://t.co/8xGAjZZvip
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7. There are creative ads, and then there are Japanese ads https://t.co/QWUcJqiYW6
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8. Prediction on what the future of the office will look like, from a 1979 Xerox commercial. https://t.co/gp56JDvyWd
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An office system demonstration at the Xerox Research Center in Palo Alto, California introduces an experimental office system. "Push a button, and the words and images you see on the screen appear on paper." "Push another button, and the information is sent electronically to similar units around the corner or around the world." "This is an experimental office system." "It's in use now at the Xerox Research Center in Palo Alto, California." "Soon, Xerox systems like this will help you manage your most precious resource, information." The scene also features casual office banter about flowers: "Flowers." "Well, what flowers?" "My anniversary. I forgot."
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Speaker 0: Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. You come into your office, grab a cup of coffee Morning, Brad. And a Xerox machine presents your morning mail on a screen.
What's the mail this morning? This one looks interesting. Let's take a look at this. I'm gonna need a couple of copies of this. Push a button, and the words and images you see on the screen appear on paper.
Oh, thank you. Thank you, Fred. You know, Fred, I think everybody on the routing list should see this. Push another button, and the information is sent electronically to similar units around the corner or around the world. This is an experimental office system.
It's in use now at the Xerox Research Center in Palo Alto, California. Soon, Xerox systems like this will help you manage your most precious resource, information. Anything else? Flowers. Well, what flowers?
My anniversary. I forgot.
@earth_tracker - Earth_Wanderer
11. This old Portuguese commercial is brilliant https://t.co/8eSBcf5raZ
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12. Old commercials were brutal asf 😭 https://t.co/n9PlpjFH6N
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The speaker asks Tim to show Joel how everything you touch turns into Skittles. This is framed as a question of 'That's awesome. Is it awesome?' and asks, 'Where you can't hold your newborn baby boy in your arms?' The speaker questions personal responsibility with, 'Did you feed and dress yourself this morning? I didn't.' He recounts, 'I met a man on the bus today. I shook his hand. You'll never see his family again.' The sentiment is echoed in, 'I guess that's pretty awesome.' The closing line urges, 'Excuse me. Touch the rainbow. Taste the rainbow.' The dialogue blends product branding with stark personal implications.
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Speaker 0: Hey, Tim. Show Joel how everything you touch turns into Skittles. That's awesome. Is it awesome? Where you can't hold your newborn baby boy in your arms?
Did you feed and dress yourself this morning? I didn't. I met a man on the bus today. I shook his hand. You'll never see his family again.
I guess that's pretty awesome. Excuse me. Touch the rainbow. Taste the rainbow.
@earth_tracker - Earth_Wanderer
13. When Volkeswagen pranked the entire Cinema with its brilliant advertisement https://t.co/LCGfXaxCBt
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14. Pizza hut in 1995 https://t.co/8ORINSNhnC
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Two people debate a plan, with Ivana prompting: 'What do your people think? Let them talk.' The exchange reveals a tension: 'It's wrong, isn't it? But it feels so right.' 'Then it's a deal?' 'Yes.' 'We eat our pizza the wrong way.' The advertisement then presents Pizza Hut's stuffed crust pizza with the slogan 'Crust first.' It states: 'With a ring of cheese baked into a totally new thinner crust, you'll wanna eat it the wrong way.' The campaign repeats: 'Crust first.' The sales exchange continues: 'May I have the last size?' 'Actually, you're only entitled to half.' 'Large is nine ninety nine.'
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Speaker 0: Do you really think this is the right thing for us to be doing, Ivana? What do your people think? Let them talk. Ivana. Ivana.
It's wrong, isn't it? But it feels so right. Then it's a deal? Yes. We eat our pizza the wrong way.
Crust first. Introducing stuffed crust pizza from Pizza Hut. With a ring of cheese baked into a totally new thinner crust, you'll wanna eat it the wrong way. Crust first. May I have the last size?
Actually, you're only entitled to half. Large is nine ninety nine.
@earth_tracker - Earth_Wanderer
15. “Skin lightening cream" advertisements. This video was made by 9X, a TV channel in India. https://t.co/dLb9dSJWHZ
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16. There are creative ads, and then there are Thai ads https://t.co/1N0rvsVOkE
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17. Afro Sheen Commercial (1978) https://t.co/wan2G2Qply
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"Afrosheen is great for hair that's natural or straight." "Before I decide on what I'll do, I always start with Efrosheen shampoo." "I don't worry about my hair looking dry with conditioner and hairdress standing by." "When there's a problem with itching and flakes, the medicated has got what it takes." "Comb easy makes it a breeze to comb through and braid with natural ease." "And spray machine adds that extra touch for the glow in my hair." "I may change my hairstyles frequently, but change from Afro Sheen. Hey, not me. Afro Sheen. For all that Afro means."
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Speaker 0: Sure. He's into Afrosheen, but I like doing my own thing. And I know Afrosheen is great for hair that's natural or straight. Before I decide on what I'll do, I always start with Efrosheen shampoo. I don't worry about my hair looking dry with conditioner and hairdress standing by.
And when there's a problem with itching and flakes, the medicated has got what it takes. When I want my look to say, alright, a cornrow is really out of sight. Comb easy makes it a breeze to comb through and braid with natural ease. And spray machine adds that extra touch for the glow in my hair. He loves so much.
I may change my hairstyles frequently, but change from Afro Sheen. Hey, not me. Afro Sheen. For all that Afro means.
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18. Back in the late 90s, Donald Trump appeared in a commercial for Cozone, a website launched by the now-defunct CompUSA. https://t.co/KG2FnXJ2FF
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This brief dialogue opens with instructions or encouragement: "Gentle, Donald. Slowly. Okay. That's good." The speaker checks progress as if guiding someone named Donald. The question about value is asked: "How much you want for your pot?" The response is the price: "500, 600." A promotional insert follows: "Introducing cozone.com, the place to find computer help and buy what's right for you." The segment ends with a casual closing: "Hey. And yourself." Overall, the transcript combines a cautious, slow-paced exchange with a promotional message for an online service. Phrase structure emphasizes brevity and directness, with quoted lines standing out as the core units of meaning. The transition to the ad occurs after the price inquiry, indicating a shift in topic. The closing line repeats a casual, personal sign-off, "Hey. And yourself."
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Speaker 0: Gentle, Donald. Slowly. Okay. That's good. How much you want for your pot?
500, 600. Introducing cozone.com, the place to find computer help and buy what's right for you. Hey. And yourself.
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19. A heartwarming commercial https://t.co/QHNC4AlaA1
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Original (Hindi) summary:
किसने सोचा था कि Indian team में एक दिन धोनी, कोहली और पांडे खेलेंगे? हम तो ground पर सहवाग, सचिन और गांगुली के साथ खेलते थे. एक बच्चे ने DM किया: 'Hi Virat sir, मैं और मेरे friends रोज़ cricket खेलने की कोशिश करते हैं, कोशिश, पर colony के uncle aunty हमें खेलने ही नहीं देते.' आज एक senior cricketer होकर मदद करूं. 'Uncle aunty है ना? गुस्सा करते हैं. Call भी office नहीं देते.' 'Aunty नहीं देने वाली ball.' 'बच्चों को मत रोको.' 'Thank you बच्चों को खेलने दीजिए क्योंकि शुरुआत यहीं से होती है.' 'अरे यार फिर से तुम लोग मुझे मरवाओगे आज.'
English translation:
Who would have thought the Indian team would include Dhoni, Kohli, and Pandya one day? We used to play on the ground with Sehwag, Sachin, and Ganguly. A kid DM'd: 'Hi Virat sir, I and my friends try to play cricket every day, but the colony uncles and aunties won't let us play.' Today, as a senior cricketer, help is offered. 'Uncle aunty is na? they get angry. They don't even take calls.' 'Aunty won't give the ball.' 'Don't stop the kids.' 'Thank you for letting the kids play because beginnings start here.' 'Oh man, will you make me die again today?'
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Speaker 0: किसने सोचा था कि indian team में एक दिन खेलेंगे M S धोनी, विराट कोहली और हार्दिक पांडे. हम तो ground पे खेलते थे सहवाग, सचिन और गांगुली वन के. यह देखो, एक बच्चे का मुझे DM आया. Hi विराट sir, मैं और मेरे friends रोज़ cricket खेलने की कोशिश करते हैं, कोशिश, पर colony के uncle aunty हमें खेलने ही नहीं देते. अब एक senior cricketer होकर help करना तो बनता है ना.
Hi. अरे यहाँ कोई करण सेठ जी को जानता है? क्या हुआ आपने मुझे DM किया था?
Speaker 1: अरे uncle aunty है ना? गुस्सा करते हैं. Call भी office नहीं देते. अच्छा? हां.
Speaker 0: चलो कोई नहीं. आज हम खेलते हैं. मैं batting करूं क्या?
Speaker 1: Sir अगर आप batting करोगे तो हमारी batting कैसे आएगी?
Speaker 0: अच्छा ठीक है मैं bowling करता हूं. आ जाओ बिंदास. सपने बड़े इनको लेकर देखो
Speaker 1: aunty नहीं देने वाली ball.
Speaker 0: मैं try करूं क्या? करिए. आ जाओ.
Speaker 1: इस बार ball नहीं मिलने वाली. Mam,
Speaker 0: ball दे दो, please. देखो अगर मैंने shot मारा होता, तो आप ball दे देते ना. जब मैं बच्चा था अगर मुझे किसी ने रोक दिया होता तो शायद आज मैं team में नहीं होता. बच्चों को मत रोको.
Speaker 1: Please. नहीं मिली.
Speaker 0: इधर आओ. Call मैं लायाओ? अब मैं बैठ कर लूंगा चलो thank यू बच्चों को खेलने दीजिये क्यूंकि शुरुआत यहीं से होती है. अरे यार फिर से तुम लोग मुझे मरवाओगे आज.
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@not_forbid2 Yes, first time
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@Stat_Cult Indeed..!